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Anonymous 14746

Your site will be subject to a massive DDoS attack tomorrow. I am not the perpetrator, but was informed of this. Just so anonthony knows if he can prevent it somehow.

Macil!/5s/Techmk ## Admin 14747

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>implying using open proxies running dozens of mis-configured services is secure
>implying I don't have your home IP address
wesley pls go

Anonymous 14750

Oh my god yes. Please, please spend the time and money in this futile effort, Wesley. Commit this Class D felony, god yes. With everyone knowing its you and your usual incompetence at hiding your identity, the ease of which a subpoena will garner your info from your ISP will be scrumptious. Please afford us the pleasure of knowing at the least, you will be visited by agents of the state, and at most, subject to fine of up to 10,000 and/or 1 year incarceration, because of your butthurt over a My Litte Pony fan site. And please, do make sure to tell the investigators, your confused family, and your cellmate what you're in for.

Glorious Aryan ubermencsch.

Anonymous 14751

The US government has placed more emphasis on identifying and prosecuting DDOS attackers in recent years. The US considers DDOS illegal under a number of statutes -- some of which can make engaging in a DDOS attack a felony potentially punished by years in prison --
Including: Conspiracy, in violation of 18 USC 1030(b)(Felony)
Intentional Damage to a Protected Computer, in violation of 18 USC 1030(a)(5)(A)(Misd.), and
Reckless Damage to a Protected Computer, in violation of 18 USC 1030(a)(5)(A)(Misd.).

In 2013, more than a dozen people pleaded guilty to involvement in the "Anonymous" DDOS attacks.

>Anonymous, a relatively capable and competent group of individuals whose DDoS attacks usually come about for reasons of conscience and activism, can even be caught and forced to plead guilty

>Wesley, who can't even hide himself when he tries to samefag his own threads, wants to DDoS because of his #rekt #anus

I am tingling with excitement at the thought of he and his enormous black cellmate.

Wesley !.AmandaOyA 14754

You kind of ended up fucking yourself when you posted my IP.
Do you even know how headers work m8?
>implying it's me
>implying I wouldn't just rent a dedi with money laundered through bitcoins
>implying I wouldn't just rent a botnet

Wesley !.AmandaOyA 14755

I have done a lot of illegal shit m8. If I went to prison, it wouldn't be for this.

Anonymous 14756

Except he wasn't the one who posted your IP.
And Macil is the most legitimate cybersecurity guru in the entire pony fandom.

>implying we didn't already know you'd have to resort to renting other's systems to perpetrate this, because you don't know shit yourself

Sure kid.

Anonymous 14757

>OP proxy IP and Wesley proxy IP >>14754 both proxies he found near each other
>still thinks he can hide
Jesus christ even someone who doesn't know anything about anything can see you're OP, let alone what can be found beyond IP address. Holy shit you're the lowest quality skid I've ever encountered.

Macil!/5s/Techmk ## Admin 14761

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u wot m8

Can't you at least find a more interesting method of threats? Threatening a DDOS is like threatening to hire a bunch of fat people to clog the rotating door at the entrance of a building. Sure, it's annoying, but anyone with a bunch of fat friends can accomplish that. Can't you threaten a sweet oceans 11 heist instead? I wouldn't be surprised if the imagemagick and avconv executables used on this site server have buffer overflow vulnerabilities. Maybe there's a simple XSS vulnerability around here somewhere; I haven't gotten around to putting up Content-Security-Policy HTTP headers yet to close that possibility off for good.

Anonymous 14762

>waited past midnight to see if Wesley would actually pull off anything crazy
>literally nothing happened


Anonymous 14763

>expecting anything other than disappointment from Wesley


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