Alas, your floundering attempts are the least bit of a worry. Good try though.
>What killed Miss Melody, and how? Death was instantaneous, mind you.
Simple. Many things can kill you if you're hit hard enough with them. I can drive a cup into your skull at mach 1. But that's not what we're talking about here.
Simple fact is, if Bon Bon did it, you'll probably never find the murder weapon now. Probably at the bottom of a cliff somewhere. As for your "died instantly", simple. Vinyl hit Octavia which didn't kill her, and then Bon Bon smashed her in the same spot hard enough to kill her instantly.
>You simply have absolutely no evidence that proves, without a doubt, that all of these actions occurred.
>Exhibit 1. Autopsy Report
Exhibit one single-handedly proves that she died instantly, proving my point above.
>Exhibit 2. Stack of Vinyl Records
Exhibit 2 proves they were not in a box, meaning they were not enough to murder Octavia.
>Exhibit 3. Time of Concert Showings
Exhibit 3 proves to me that Octavia was basically there at the scene of the crime.
>Exhibit 4. Backstage Pass
Exhibit 4 proves that Vinyl Scratch was there.
>Exhibit 5. Access Records
Exhibit 5 probes that Bon Bon left at 2:30 and couldn't get in after, and that Upper Crust left for seemingly no reason at 5:40 no doubt to pick up Bon Bon.
>Exhibit 6. Box of Bon Bons shaped like a Cello.
Exhibit 6 proves that Bon Bon had earlier known the location of Octavia Melody's room to murder herr.
>Exhibit 7. Receipt
Exhibit 7 proves that these Bon Bons were in fact brought.
>Exhibit 8. Love Letters>Exhibit 9. Letter
Exhibit 8 and 9 proves that Bon Bon had a motive to kill Octavia and also proves that Upper Crust knew about this.
>You claim that the murder weapon is not the murder weapon. You claim that the murder is someone else.
Didn't want further reading, but if you really want it, I guess there's nothing else to do. Did I mention I really like Science for some reason?
Take a look at the stacks of vinyl.
>Exhibit 2. Stack of Vinyl Records>Used to murder the victim, Octavia. Bears Vinyl Scratch’s magical aura.
They were kept in a stack, not a box.
I'd like to point out that ponies are actually about half our size. Their heads however are the same length as ours, which means a vinyl disk is about half the size of them too.
Now, there's 1KG in a N. Let's say it takes about... uh, 10N.That would require you to swing the box about 20 times stronger than the force of gravity.
Now, assuming this stack is 60 centimeters tall and bound in wrapping, and had a length of 35 centimeters and a thickness of 3 millimeters, the entire stack alone would have weighed 630 grams.
For a figure of how heavy that is, it's about the weight of a 20 pack of toilet paper, perhaps. Or maybe two bags of peanuts. Heavy, no? Real capable of murder.In short, not only do you have to swing the box basically hard enough to cause an earthquake to kill someone, it also probably weighs only slightly more than Mr. Edgeworth's head.
Unfortunately for you, Mr. Edgeworth, either all the evidence backs me up or has no relevance to either of our cases. Bad form.What's next?