Hello! This is the Tourist Information!
Information: we strongly recommend using hooves for squeezing.
Hello, welcome to the Bar at the Edge of Nowhere! We're localised near, but not exactly in, the City of Doors, Sigil which allows us to tap into the omnipresent structure of that place and thus - access the whole of Multiverse! Be it Heartwine from Curse, Chateau de Savignac, Cider from the Sweet Apple Acres or Dr Peppers just ask! We might have it!
Additionally we rent rooms! They're just upstairs! If you have any preferences regarding the interior - please ask! We have multiple themes and skins available from the Antique through early middle ages to late 20s of the 20th Century Anno Domiini as well as many non-standard themes from various Planes of Existence!
Have the need to move your body? Why not try the Jukebox! For a shiny coin you can browse the Aethernet and load up almost any song!
Please note, the Staff restricts the right to throw stuff at you if you choose a crappy song!
You can hug the Staff members but please don't take them home, we are not for sale!
If you have any questions, please ask away after the beep!>Beep!