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Bar at the Edge of Nowhere 2718[Last 50 Posts]

#Open #Cross-canon #Planescape-y #Common Sense #Ponies and Non-Ponies
You take a shortcut to hide from the rain, hurrying through a random alley..
You take a turn in the narrow street by a shop you almost forgot that was there…
On a sunny evening you just feel like getting that one last coffee for today…
While visiting a friend in a different city you get off on a wrong station and turn left…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGjDvP2LlhU

Somewhere else there is a bar. It doesn't really matter how you got in here, nor who you are. The door you just stepped through will get you back to wherever you came from. Usually.
If you were to ask anyone just where this place is, you'd hear it's "close enough to Sigil, but not yet there", that is, if you were to see anyone you could ask as the place seems empty at the moment.

On the blackboard someone wrote, in pink crayon "Staff. Now hiring! Srs offers only, eating patrons is ForBiddEn and will be FROWNED upon! Ask the plushie! P.S. Don't steal the cutlery!"

>no autostaff - want something? get it IC yourself or ask someone that already is in the bar!

>please don't burn the place more than once a week!
>I dropped a penny, anyone seen?

2719

File: 1344626934682.png (980.66 KB, 900x633, Oh God I can see Forever!.png)

>There is a small ponyplushie with her head stuck in a pewter cup on the bar's counter.

>Right next to her there is a small box labelled "Donetionz & Peymant for Fud & Drunks"

Byakuran!AnGel/7Mkk 2737

File: 1344634977288.jpg (82.64 KB, 528x469, I'm a cat, nya~.jpg)

>I need to go somewhere in a bit, when i get back I can join.

2740

>>2737
>It's OK. /rp is still a little slow here, so when you are back just jump in IC and if anyone's online they'll reply ;D It might take a while though!

2746

File: 1344652097940.jpg (6.56 KB, 182x277, am3.jpg)

>Walks in

2747

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>>2746
>the scantily clad anthro pony is lying sprawled across the bar, face down, though she isn't breathing and actually looks rather… Dead… Though there seems to be no signs of struggle and no blood.

2748

>>2747
…..Huh.
>Alex shrugs
>He goes over to the antrho pony and pokes it

2749

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>>2748
>shuffles a bit and sits up slowly
Ugghnnnn…
>sniffs a bit and gilts her head towards the man, the featureless glass orbs in place of where her eyes used to be glance in his direction. She blinked slowly then snaps up.

Oh! A customer! Sorry, I got bored by myself and fell asleep… How can I help you?

2750

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>>2749
I'm just hear to hang out. Maybe have a drink…

2751

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>>2750
>slips off the bar and stands behind it.

Of course! What can I get for you?

2752

File: 1344656223669.jpg (2.87 KB, 284x177, mercer2.jpg)

>>2751
What do you have?

2753

File: 1344656670522.png (224.07 KB, 479x488, Ziombieshy-Uh-Oh.png)

>>2752
>blinks awkwardly
Eh? Well… We have… Um…
>reaches down and fumbles with the bottles for a moment before realizing she can't see any of the labels
We… Have…. Um…
>squeaks coyly and pouts a little
….I don't know…. Oh dear… I'm… I'm sorry, its my first day and I forgot I wouldn't be able to read the labels…

….I'm so sorry…
>she looks as though she would start crying if she could actually produce tears anymore.

2755

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>>2753
Oh. I'm terribly sorry. I'll just have a glass of water.

2756

File: 1344657670585.png (224.07 KB, 479x488, Ziombieshy-Uh-Oh.png)

>>2755
Oh no, its not your fault…

>feels around for a glass and brings it to the tap, filling it near the top, before setting it carefully on the bar for him

Here you go…. I'm sorry…

2757

>>2756
It's okay.
>He takes a drink from the water

2758

File: 1344658610129.png (204.1 KB, 581x485, Zombieshy-Laying-Down.png)

>>2757
I… Just thought that if I got a job that maybe Glitter would let me out of the morgue more often…

…but…. I… I'm horrible at it…

2759

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>>2758
Glitter? Morgue? What?

2760

File: 1344659374353.png (224.07 KB, 479x488, Ziombieshy-Uh-Oh.png)

>>2759
Oh. Right.
>straightens up a bit
Glitter is my… Caretaker… I guess you can say. I… Uh… Have a medical condition and she works in a morgue, so she likes to have me stay there as often as possible, but it gets so lonely….

2761

File: 1344659457772.jpg (4.48 KB, 331x152, am4.jpg)

>>2760
May I ask what this medical condition is?

2762

File: 1344659907207.png (224.07 KB, 479x488, Ziombieshy-Uh-Oh.png)

>>2761
Oh.

Um…

…I died.

2763

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>>2762
I know that feeling, I've died a few times in my life.

2764

File: 1344660241809.png (204.1 KB, 581x485, Zombieshy-Laying-Down.png)

>>2763
Really? You don't look very dead…

2765

File: 1344660552940.jpg (3.28 KB, 300x168, mercer2.jpg)

>>2764
Regenerative ability
>He takes another sip
And i don't age.

2766

File: 1344661034292.png (224.07 KB, 479x488, Ziombieshy-Uh-Oh.png)

>>2765
Oh. That must be nice.

…I was tortured to death with with a blowtorch…

2767

>>2766
>he picks up the glass
Terrible. Not the worst kind of death i've heard of but how sad.
>He take another sip and finishes the glass and puts it down on the counter
Thank you.
>He leaves a tip on the counter
I must be going, goodbye.
>He gets off the bar stool and walks out of the bar.
Goodnight.

2768

>>2767
Oh… Alright. Thanks for coming by.

2780

File: 1344688126246.jpg (174.5 KB, 460x346, donation-box.jpg)

>Someone placed a blue donation box on one of the tables

Pleafe Donate!
New Eyes fer Toybox Fund!

Help the Unfortunate Mare regain her Eyesight!


>Someone left a tiny ponyplushie next to the box, the thing appears to e looking at the customers with her button-eyes.

Jax (Element of Fett and /oat/)!Nn69xDErmY 2781

I'll wait until more people are on, but this seems like something I could have fun with.

2782

>>2781
This might take a while, the /rp board is still a bit slow. Anyhow, welcome aboard! ;D

Anonymous 2783

>>2782
I'm excited for more people to come over. The freer environment feels like it will lead a lot of fun.

2785

That silly moment when everyone is lurking for everyone else to appear.

!VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2786

>>2785
Lurkety lurk lurk.

2787

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>>2780
>So anyway, there's this box. And a plushie right next to it.

>Also it's 1 am for me here herp derp

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2788

File: 1344727100360.png (155.98 KB, 404x404, 131333055123.png)

>Hurrdurr who to play…

>Oh well, first come, first go :D



>A well-known pony waltzed into the Bar and looked at the box and plushie.

Now, wha in tarnation's tha' suppos'd ta be…? Reminds meh o' tha' plushie Big Macintawsh's cuddlin' when he thinks Ah can't see.

2789

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>>2788
>The doll remains quiet. Which is good. Were it otherwise it would mean that the cider went bad and fermented in the barrels.
>The doll just stands there and appears to be looking at you.

>maybe you should throw something into the donation box?

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2791

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>>2789
Welp…

>Applejack smiled and threw two bits in the donation box.

Mighty sawrrieh, lil' plushie, 's all Ah can spare.

2803

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>>2791
>clickclickclickclick…
>DING!
>The doll begins to wobble and sing in the following tune! (and creepiness considering it's a ponydoll with stitches and button-eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wDtUVGRsDvw#!
Welcome to the Bar,
such a perfect place!
Here we have some rules,
let me lay them down!
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Cuz the Bar is a perfect place

Keep your hooves off the grass
Shine your horseshoes, wipe your…face
Our Bar is, our Bar is
Our Bar is the peeeerfect plaaaace!

And remember, you'll stay here forever!
>Ding!
>FLASH!

>vzirrrrrrrrrrr!

>coughs up a Polaroid photo of your face at the moment (please post appropriate reactionpic)

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2807

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>>2803
…Wha' the hay…?

2813

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>>2807
>Hey, 2 bits per polaroid photo and a song ain't that bad!

>It's probably just a clockwork doll or something with a camera inside.. right? Hopefully the drinks will make up for it…

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2818

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>>2813
Well, tha' was a lil' weird… Anypony in 'ere?

2822

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>>2818
>The Bar is… empty. There's a card on the counter though.

"Off to order new supplies. If you want something, feel free to take it but leave the monies in the donation box! If you don't you'll go to PONY HELL!

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2825

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>>2822
>Applejack looked around uneasily.
Welp… Ah guess Ah'll wait a bit, mahbe th' owner's gunna cum' back…

2832

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>>2825
>You wait a few minutes but no one seems to be coming.
>There are rows of bottles just behind the counter, and theres a bushel of apples on the counter. There are door labelled 'Kitchen' and stairs up labelled "Staff & Guest Rooms"
>There's also a doll, ponyshaped, made of blue cloth with button eyes, standing on the counter and looking at you.
>…that used to be by the donation box before you turned to look at the stairs.

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2836

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>>2832
…wha' in tarnation…?! Yew were by tha' box! Hullo? Is somepony in 'ere? Stop hidin', it ain' funneh!

2842

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>>2836
>There's a card by the plushie that reads:
"Squeeze twice for Tourift Information!
Hug once for comfort
If you feel really bad you can hug more than once.

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2845

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>>2842
>Applejack looked around.
S-somepony in here…?

…Aw horseapples. 'S gettin' creepy…

>She tenatively inched closer to the doll and used her teeth to squeeze twice.

2851

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>>2845
>Squeak!
>Squeak!
Hello! This is the Tourist Information!
Information: we strongly recommend using hooves for squeezing.
Hello, welcome to the Bar at the Edge of Nowhere! We're localised near, but not exactly in, the City of Doors, Sigil which allows us to tap into the omnipresent structure of that place and thus - access the whole of Multiverse! Be it Heartwine from Curse, Chateau de Savignac, Cider from the Sweet Apple Acres or Dr Peppers just ask! We might have it!
Additionally we rent rooms! They're just upstairs! If you have any preferences regarding the interior - please ask! We have multiple themes and skins available from the Antique through early middle ages to late 20s of the 20th Century Anno Domiini as well as many non-standard themes from various Planes of Existence!
Have the need to move your body? Why not try the Jukebox! For a shiny coin you can browse the Aethernet and load up almost any song!
Please note, the Staff restricts the right to throw stuff at you if you choose a crappy song!
You can hug the Staff members but please don't take them home, we are not for sale!
If you have any questions, please ask away after the beep!
>Beep!

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2856

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>>2851
>Applejack was dumbstruck.
….Uh…

…Can Ah… git a mug o'… cider…?

2858

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>>2856
>Beep!
In the absence of Staff memebers please feel free to browse through our supplies to find something that fits your taste! Just walk behind the counter, find a mug and browse to your heart's content through the bottles, kegs and barrels for your choice of alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages!
>Beep!
>>Were you to do that you'll find at least 15 different ciders, in bottles and kegs, alcoholic and clean and… yup. Sweet Apple Acres too. You have no idea how that got there. The label says 2 bits.

>The plushie just stands there and looks at you

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2859

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>>2858
>Applejack, completely confused and weirded out at this point, acquired a mug od Sweet Apple Acres cider and paid 2 bits to the donation box.

>She tasted the cider.

…How in tarnation tha' git 'ere…? Ah'm sure we weren' sellin' it 'ere…

2863

>>2859
2:30 am, time to end for today! Goodnight Applejack!

Applejack !VarmusKHzY!!ETGFmumGf7 2865

>>2863
Well shucks, ya, goodnight ta yew too, ya silleh plushie~!

??? 2928

File: 1344901626187.jpg (10.77 KB, 231x218, Canas.jpg)

>A young man with purple hair, a monocle, wearing a dark cloak but a smile on his face walked into the bar, you could tell he was partially thristy

Proffesor Gary MF Oak!EoPoKEmon2 2929

File: 1344968289902.png (48.47 KB, 393x377, 1306058280586.png)

>For a bar
>This place is empty.

Anonymous 2930

>>2929
I gotta remind myself to round up some /rp/'ers and let 'em know about the place, a lax environment like this.

Proffesor Gary MF Oak!EoPoKEmon2 2931

File: 1344981796518.png (105.51 KB, 600x300, 3617.png)

>>2930
>I like the idea
>Get them

Anonymous 2932

>>2931
Don't just stand there.

Get the chloroform and help me!

Proffesor Gary MF Oak!EoPoKEmon2 2933

File: 1344991193531.png (98.32 KB, 433x401, 130497477265.png)

>WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE DOING ALL THE WORK!

Bear 2934

File: 1344992514979.jpg (25.81 KB, 289x360, 130930944981.jpg)

>What did I just find?

MickeyW!1ONDPuo1r. 2935

File: 1344992758793.jpg (18.43 KB, 210x170, ConfusedLemmyPatch.jpg)

>>2934
>A new place. I hope that we can bring a new and exciting bar into existence .

Bear 2936

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>>2935
>If you want it to be like the old days, I need to shoot you

MickeyW!1ONDPuo1r. 2937

File: 1344992968985.jpg (10.95 KB, 210x170, ConfusedLemmy.jpg)

>>2936
>It wouldn't be the first time.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2938

File: 1344993106382.jpg (258.21 KB, 1920x1080, 9.jpg)

>>2937
>>2937
>That's what Nine just did though!

>With a nurf dart!

MickeyW!1ONDPuo1r. 2939

File: 1344993507506.jpg (41.16 KB, 191x239, gunsablazin.jpg)

>>2938
>Be prepared; I've been known to shoot back.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2940

File: 1344993547645.jpg (263.11 KB, 1920x1080, 19.jpg)

>>2939
>>2939
>Keeps firing

You're no fun!

BE SILLY

>BANG BANG BANG!

MickeyW!1ONDPuo1r. 2941

File: 1344993695485.jpg (26.63 KB, 197x200, FeelinEpic.jpg)

>>2940
>PIE TO THE FACE!
>WHAT KIND OF PIE? PIE FLAVORED!

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2942

File: 1344993889170.jpg (196.33 KB, 1920x1080, 8.jpg)

>>2941
>Gets blown out a window from the massive amount of pies and breaks

….ow

MickeyW!1ONDPuo1r. 2943

File: 1344993964437.jpg (142.66 KB, 670x992, lemmy-kilmister1.jpg)

>>2942
>Yeah, think about it. I bring the pie.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2944

File: 1344994110213.png (98.08 KB, 600x745, Out of armor 2.png)

>>2943
>Y U NO POST IC!

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2945

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>>2944
Because in character, I am the bad ass bartender that will not be denied.

I'm not sure you can handle this much handlebar swag.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2946

File: 1344995807228.jpg (258.21 KB, 1920x1080, 9.jpg)

>>2945
Come at me bro!

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2947

File: 1344995957741.jpg (11.36 KB, 200x254, Lemmyapproves.jpg)

>>2946
I didn't know this was that kind of RP! You could at least buy me dinner first.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2948

File: 1344996060400.jpg (133.8 KB, 1920x1080, 6.jpg)

>>2947
Then come on! Lets go to the most expensive restaurant I can afford!

>Takes his hand and leads him to a mac Donald


You cool with sharing fries and a soda?

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2949

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>>2948
Not even my own Soda! What kind of date is this?

Someone's not getting past second base.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2951

File: 1344997227705.jpg (159.83 KB, 1920x1080, 14.jpg)

>>2949
…..what's first base?

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2952

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>>2951
Do you currently have a face?

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2953

File: 1344997499043.jpg (232.27 KB, 1920x1080, 1.jpg)

>>2952
>>2952
I have one under my helmet

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2954

File: 1344997621538.jpg (15.83 KB, 368x398, LemmyLOL.jpg)

>>2953
Welcome to first base~!

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2955

File: 1344997718481.jpg (263.11 KB, 1920x1080, 19.jpg)

>>2954
YAY!

What about second?

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2956

File: 1344998007691.jpg (35.44 KB, 600x343, 132959273688.jpg)

>>2955
Produce that drink and share those fries, and we'll see.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2957

File: 1344998619483.jpg (199.19 KB, 1920x1080, 24.jpg)

>>2956
>>2956
>one quick dollar menu and eating montage later

Ah, there

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2958

File: 1344998770685.jpg (273.7 KB, 1000x1504, Dawwwwww.jpg)

>>2957
Alright. I suppose I owe you. You can cop a feel while we're making out.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2959

File: 1344998872193.jpg (210.29 KB, 1920x1080, 16.jpg)

>>2958
>>2958
Wait, wait, wait wait.

What do you mean….Cop a feel?

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2960

File: 1344998960751.jpg (410.28 KB, 1024x683, Lemderp.jpg)

>>2959
What do you think I mean? This can't be your first date, can it?

I'll even let you go under the shirt.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2961

File: 1344999152770.jpg (258.21 KB, 1920x1080, 9.jpg)

>>2960
Wait what the hell is a date?!

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2962

File: 1344999266705.jpg (50.46 KB, 500x498, Lemmeforgot.jpg)

>>2961
Oh, for pete's sake!

Look, when two sentient beings like each other very much……

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2963

File: 1344999418401.jpg (212.98 KB, 1920x1080, 22.jpg)

>>2962
>>2962
WHAT!?

WHAT!?

WHAT IS THIS THING THAT MY VIRGIN EARS ARE LISTENING TO!

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 2964

File: 1344999681913.jpg (50.46 KB, 500x498, Lemmeforgot.jpg)

>>2963
You're not going to tell me I'm the first person to tell you about the birds and the gees are you?

OMG, worst. date. ever.

Nine!ODSToteSEQ 2965

File: 1344999814564.png (272.48 KB, 927x1200, Out of armor 3.png)

>>2964
Fuck you….

>Takes off her helmet


Atleast I don't have a beard

2966

>…just as planned.

Proffesor Gary MF Oak!EoPoKEmon2 2967

File: 1345048824107.jpg (115.76 KB, 555x527, 1345011833352.jpg)

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 3194

File: 1345378764197.jpg (122.76 KB, 500x500, catinboxkevinsteeleflickerphot…)

>bump

MickeyW!1ONDPuo1r. 3195

File: 1345387982946.jpg (10.95 KB, 210x170, ConfusedLemmy.jpg)

>>3194
What's Making all these Bumping noises in this box?

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 3196

File: 1345400008229.jpg (82.41 KB, 500x455, cardboard-box.jpg)

>>3195
>bump, bump! Bump!
>The box does not respond, just bumps some more!

3198

File: 1345420492923.png (44.87 KB, 314x164, kyubey4.png)

>Walks in

Proffesor Gary MF Oak!EoPoKEmon2 3199

File: 1345423004535.png (82.68 KB, 544x540, GardevoirDrivingACar.png)

>>3198

Well this is interesting…

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 3200

File: 1345423152379.jpg (50.46 KB, 500x498, Lemmeforgot.jpg)

>>3199
I think so, yes. It's quiet, relaxing.
It's super keen.

Proffesor Gary MF Oak!EoPoKEmon2 3207

File: 1345478110701.png (242.81 KB, 1089x1080, Gallade Driving A Bus.png)

>>3200
….
I have neverlearned the definition of Keen
Ever

Proffesor Gary MF Oak!EoPoKEmon2 3210

File: 1345583210262.png (82.68 KB, 544x540, 1306439303393.png)

Man
This bar is empty

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 3231

File: 1345637446856.jpg (461.32 KB, 763x596, box MGS.jpg)

>>3210
>>3196
>Not my fault no one ever checks the box that goes 'bump'!

Proffesor Gary MF Oak!EoPoKEmon2 3330

File: 1345674928315.png (704.91 KB, 2053x1393, 1307658783484.png)

>>3231
….
>opens the box and bumps it

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 27514

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>Nails a card over the entrance

Bar temporarily closed due to Pest Control

Golgotha!Stone8svVk 27955

>Ponies still hang out in the bar and huff the pest control fumes….

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 28011

>He-
>…This place seems…familiar.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28552

File: 1350706023281.jpg (521.89 KB, 1280x1770, Just a hot mess shading - Varm…)

The next post of this thread will tell me what to RP out with my character

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 28574

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>>28552
>Paint self pink with yellow polka-dots and glue ostrich feathers to your rump while singing pieces from Madame Butterfly and all that while dancing kankan on the table!

>Oh, and while sober.


>>28011
>…magic?

>>27955
>Fumes are for sissies.
>Whoever said "Pest Control" will be with toxins?

>There's a ponysized plushie running around the bar with a flamethrower with a M41 Pulse Rifle duckttaped to it

>FWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>Well, the broom closet is on fire…

Proffesor Gary MF Oak 28603

>>28574
>A human teenage boy in a lab coat watchs the idiotic raggedy looking doll
>Screams come from Thr broom closest
Stahp
No
Wat r u doin
Stahp

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28612

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>>28574
>And so the mare painted her self pink with yellow polka-dots, glued feathers to her but, starts singing a strange song, while dancing on a table looking like she was about to kill her self

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 28644

File: 1350755274843.gif (10.29 KB, 219x200, sofa.gif)

>>28603
>There is a sofa behind you.

>What do you do?



>>28612
>PERFECT >:D

>Also, the sofa.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28646

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>>28644
>I dun get it

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 28648

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>>28644
>There's a small fuzzy thing that wants cuddles on the sofa

>Do you cuddle it?


>Like that one on pic. Looks totally innocent.

28649

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>>28644
>Sits on it
>happily

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 28650

>>28649
>>28648
>The cute innocent fuzzzy thing wants cuddles. Wat now?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28651

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>>28648
…..

>Slowly levitates a flame thrower over

28653

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>>28650
>Cuddles happily

28656

File: 1350755878466.jpg (167.34 KB, 768x687, ^_^.jpg)

>Lurk lurk lurk.

28658

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Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 28659

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>>28653
>>28651
>Gary:

>Gary happily cuddles ze wuvly cuddwy thing of the Sofa while great arachnidlike mandibles and pseudo-claws emerge behind him…


>BlackJack grabs a flamer,it still seems to have half a pack of the burning solution inside…


>>28656
>Spines is lurking in the shadows…


>And the pic is unrelated.



And since I now have to abscond for 6 hours and prepare for school tomorrow… YOU GUYS RP WHAT HAPPENS! hint: the sofa wants to EAT you

28660

File: 1350756086843.png (85.65 KB, 636x689, Oooo.png)

28662

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>>28659
>I always lurk in the shadows.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28663

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>>28649
>>28659
Hey kid….get away from that or else I'm gonna burn you

>Later Raggedy~!

28665

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>>28659
>fine

>A girl emerges from the behind the couch!

>EMERGENCY

28667

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>>28663
Wouldnt you burn the Spider?!

28669

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>>28665
Spines continues to watch. Because, well, why not. Couldn't be bad, could be good. No point jumping to conclusions, especially with something that big, deadly and dangerous looking.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28670

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>>28665
>>28665
>>28667
…..isn't that the point

28677

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>>28669
>sorry forgot the posts XD
>and then her talons poked out
>>28670
IT KINDA IS
Boo
>Her multiple eyes looked at both of them

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28678

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>>28677
I HAVE NOTHING SMART AND SILLY TO SAY AS A COMBACK

>And then fire

28679

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>>28678
>garys blasted with the fire
>The spider girl ducks behind it

>Garys face is covered in soot comically

Why did i wake up in the morning…
>falls down knocked out

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28680

File: 1350757330498.png (581.65 KB, 900x900, Yeah fuck you too.png)

>>28679
THAT'S NOT FAR!

>Blackjack starts spraying fire everywhere trying to hit the spider…until she runs out of gas

28681

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>>28680
>THE COUCH IS THE BEST FIRE RETARDANT
>ALSO YOURE RETARDED :3
>SOMEHOW THE BAR IS INTACT, BUT BLACKJACK WAS SUDDENLY CHARGED IN HER BANK ACCOUNT, I WONDER WHO COULDVE DONE THIS AND WHY?

>the spider girl pokes her head out of the couch

Eep! Is it over?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28682

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>>28681
>JUST A LITTLE

….Yeah…yeah I guess so…..are you dead?

28683

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>>28682
>shakes her head
No!
Why did you burn the bar!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28684

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>>28683
…Cause you're a scary robotic spider person….from hell….

WHere's my gun..

28685

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>>28684
Thats mean!
>pouts, tosses her gun in the air with her prenhensile talons
I am not from hell!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28686

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>>28685
Then where are you from..?

UNless that's a Halloween costume….then I'm sorry

28687

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>>28686
Id ask you the same thing!
Totting around a gun so forcefully
Did noone teach you how to use guns?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28688

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>>28687
I tough my self thank you very much, and I'll have you know I'm okay with any weapon….that isn't a flamethrower

28689

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>>28688
No more flaming then!
Cant even use a flamethrower right…
>hands her it back
Now….where am i?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28690

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>>28689
….I actually don't know…

>She cuddles her gun


….maybe we can ask him?

>Pokes Garys eye

28692

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>>28690
>Picks him up by his lab coat collar, as he hangs from his shirt knocked out
Hes burnt…knocked out too

Lets toy with him then!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28694

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>>28692
Ohhh, I like the sound of that~!

But how?

28696

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>>28694
Strip him and hang him outside?
Or maybe just leave one layer on at least….
>pats his face to check if hesaware….hes totally not

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28699

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>>28696
Right!

>She starts taking off his clothes until he is fully naked


….To much?

28700

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>>28699
>…
>Slowly slips his boxers on blushing
Y-Yes….too much!
Not all huamsn like to be naked like ponies!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28703

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>>28700
Yeah…guess you're right…his thing is small anyways….

Come on! lets hang him from a tree

>She said dragging his body out

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28706

File: 1350759501392.png (200.1 KB, 867x744, Snowbell 11.png)

>Strolls into the bar and has a seat.

28708

>>28703
>compared to a ponies :X
>To a human…well then
>laughs
I think it is a bit too big dont you think?
>She saids, dragging his corpse onto a tree
>>28706
>Bout to go in 10 :X

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28710

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>>28706
>And then a spider and a pony drag a human out naked in his underwear

>>28708
>She shrugs

I dunno…I hardly see them anywhere out side of the internet so….

Why? Do you liiiiike~

>She said levitating him up to a tree


How do we hang him?

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28711

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>>28710

Well, don't see that every day…

28712

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>>28710
O-Of course not!
Im not even s-sure how that would e-even work!
>scoffs and hangs him upside down by his pants, bending a branch a bit
That looks stable right?
>>28711
>One of her talons waves at her

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28713

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>>28711
You didn't see annnnnnything

>>28712
You have a mouth right?

And yeah, it does….easy for him to get down too right?

28714

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>>28713
Yeah i have a mouth…a good tongue and detachable teeth so i can swallow things better, why?

And i think
All he has to do is slide off i guess
>pats him on the head smiling

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28715

File: 1350760087093.png (37.37 KB, 150x168, Out of nowhere.png)

>Pokes his head in to look around

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28716

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>>28712

>waves back.


>>28715

Hey Pal, care for a drink?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28717

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>>28714
>She only gives him THAT grin and turns to Gray

Yeah….lets go back to the bar and leave him be?

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28718

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>>28716
Oh hey Snowbell! I just thought I might see what this place is about.

What's on the menu?

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28719

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>>28718

Whiskey!

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28720

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>>28719
That's it?

Proffesor Gary MF Oak 28721

>>28717
What are you implying…..
And yeah sure!
Probably we'll have to see what happens to him
>Snickers

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28722

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>>28720

Well that's all I ever order. I don't come to a bar for the wings!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28723

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>>28721
>She does the hoof motion of blowjob

And yeah, good thing there are windows, come on

>She trots into the bar again

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28724

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>>28722
Well I'm not much of a drinker…

Proffesor Gary MF Oak 28726

>>28723
>And then she stops
>Tskes her gun and throws it up in the air
Funny!
Hahahah !
That was hilarious!
>The spider girl walks back in

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28727

File: 1350760566441.png (98.95 KB, 900x900, Snowbell Shrug.png)

>>28724

Well order a cola then.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28729

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>>28726
>She catches it

IIiii thought it was…..

What's your name my eight legged friend?

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28730

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>>28727
Nah, I'll just take a water…

So do you come here just for the drinks?

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28731

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>>28730

That and people watching. Sometimes to tell war stories too.

Proffesor Gary MF Oak 28732

>>28729
Aranae
Simple as that
>Stands a table cause she can't sit
What's yours!

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28733

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>>28731
People watching?

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28734

File: 1350760886524.png (203.39 KB, 894x792, Snowbell 10R.png)

Yeah, ya know, just watching how folks interact, like that Unicorn and spider person over there.

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28735

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>>28734
Oh yeah… Interesting…

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28736

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>>28732
I'm blackjack….sorry for almost lighting you on fire….

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28737

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>>28735

Yeah, this place attracts all types, even folks I wouldn't want to tangle with.

28738

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>>28736
Like the game?
And its oaky
You and your silly ponies

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28739

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>>28737
Well right now I'm the most threatening to you in this bar I'd imagine. You know, 'cause of blowing up.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28740

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>>28738
Soooo….why are you a spider?

28741

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>>28740

>looks at her
Why are you a pony?
>>28739
>A girl whos half girl, half spider over 7 feet tall with 8 blood sharp talons as her legs looks over smiling

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28742

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>>28739

Ahyep, Well I may be hard to kill, but when it comes down to it my strength is limited to my arsenal. Few things won't die if you nuke them though.

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28743

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>>28741
Hmmm? Did you want something?

>>28742
I certainly hope you don't plan on nuking anything soon…

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28744

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>>28741
Because someone said

"Because fuck you, that's why"

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28745

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>>28743

Got no immediate plans, but you never know what may happen throughout the day.

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28746

>>28745
True… Wait, do you just keep nukes on you all the time?

28747

File: 1350761697421.gif (114.32 KB, 650x650, 04507.gif)

>>28744
And someone told me
Fuck you im a spider girl
>And now
>I have to abscond too
>See ya Dom :3

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28748

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>>28746

Usually just one. Got plenty of conventional explosives though.

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 28749

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>>28748
I see…

I've got to go now, nice talking to you Snowbell!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28750

>>28747
>Later!

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28751

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>>28749

Alrighty, have fun!

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28752

File: 1350762367798.png (250.3 KB, 1029x822, Snowbell Wild Pegasus.png)

>Goes back to sipping her whiskey and waiting for something interesting to happen…

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28753

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>>28752
>Just to say, this isn't the same thread as the one you were in last night =3

>A Bear is sitting on the counter, sleeping as he hugs a bunny

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28754

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>>28753

>Ahyep.


>She observes the bear but doesn't disturb him.


>Chuckles to herself:


Let sleeping bears lie…

28755

File: 1350762769008.jpg (23.04 KB, 325x501, LEMMY1.jpg)

>Places a lit firecracker next to the bunny

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28756

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>>28754
>>28755
>The Bear then suddenly wakes up and grabs a chainsaw

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHAAAAA!

>The chain saw is on of course, and the worst part is….the bunny is not amused

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28757

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>>28756
Looks like someone's awake.

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28758

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>>28756

I didn't do it! It was that guy:>>28755

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28759

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>>28758
I didn't know they had rats the size of ponies.
No one likes a snitch.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28760

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>>28757
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUURGGGGHHHAAAA

>The Bear then tries to attack the bar person with a chainsaw


>>28758
>>28759
I dunno….I like this one!

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28761

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>>28759

Yeah well it takes more than stitches to fix a chainsaw wound.

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28762

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>>28760
That's enough of that. You could put someone's eye out.
>>28761
You'd be surprised.

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28763

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>>28762

Nah, I really wouldn't.

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28764

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>>28763
Well, I've seen ponies like you survive shotgun blasts to the face and walk off unscathed.

Surprised the hell out of me.

The [i]first[/f] time it happened.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28765

File: 1350763556224.jpg (43.96 KB, 600x444, Last night.jpg)

>>28762
Don't you tell me what to do old man

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28766

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>>28764

Ponies like ME are hard as hell to kill and anything that don't kill me, had better start running.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28767

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>>28766
…I bet I can kill you….

I have a giant space robot

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28768

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>>28765
Are you going to want a drink or are you just planning on being a grump all day?
>>28766
I like you, new kid. You're going to fit in here just fine.
Mind the explosions, though.

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28769

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>>28767

Interesting, what the maintenance costs on something like that?

Golgotha!Stone8svVk 28770

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>>28769
Astronomical…
No, wait….Out of this world!
Yeah, that's much better.

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28771

File: 1350763804781.png (134.91 KB, 1024x1176, Snowbell Demopony.png)

>>28768

Me? Mind explosions? Hahahaha!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28772

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>>28768
AHHHH FUUUNNY!

.,…..

I'll have a whiskey

>>28769
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


Yeah…a lot…but the good thing is the bank can do nothing…why?

Cause I have a giant space robot

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28773

File: 1350763951346.jpg (39.99 KB, 500x344, TrueStoryBro.jpg)

>>28771
Good, this place has a habit of exploding from time to time; I should probably call someone in to look at that.
So, what brings you here, little pony?

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28774

File: 1350764020448.gif (94 KB, 352x616, jack_daniels-9205.gif)

>>28772
I'm always funny, fuzzball.

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28775

File: 1350764022709.png (201.74 KB, 810x748, Greetings! R.png)

>>28770

Hi Gol!

>>28772

Thought so, whiskey sounds good too.

>>28773

Boredom, hoping maybe something exciting will happen here.

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28777

File: 1350764135025.gif (12.12 KB, 200x200, t_16307_01-01.gif)

>>28775
>Ha! You think I'm not both people!
>>28775
If it stays this dead? Probably not.
We all have our slow days, but once this place gets hopping it will be a mad house.
I think we still have the rubber room and everything.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28780

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>>28774
BLEEH TO YOU OLD MAN!

>He drinks the whiskey

>>28775
And yeah it is isn't it?

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28784

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>>28777

A mad house is exactly what I'm looking for, might try looking for work while I'm here too.

>>28780

Ahyep.

>takes a pull from the bottle.

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28786

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>>28780
Uh oh, someone sounds like a poo bear.
Should I get you some hunny?

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34749

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>Once upon a midnight late afternoon dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
>Wait! Wrong story! E.A.Poe remakes at Halloween, not today!

>On a late afternoon, in a bar, by the counter, a girl with stitches all over her body was sitting by the counter combine her hair.


>While her cut-off head was on the counter.

34764

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>>34749
>Replaces her head with a melon

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34802

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>>34764
>Takes a knife and replaces your dangly bits with pain cuts herself a smiley face.

34807

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>>34802
>…..
>thinks for a second
>Replaces the melon with her head when shes finished carving….

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34811

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>>34807
>The melon turns into a PUMPKIN MONSTER KITTY!

>It rawrs and starts chasing you!

34814

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>>34811
>Takes her knife and slices a piece of it
YOu want some pumpkin Raggs?

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34818

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>>34814
>You wound the Pumpkin Creature!
>It runs away crying!

>You dick!


…dude, that was cruel.

34823

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>>34818
It turned my wonderful melon into a mosnter
I cant forgive such travesties

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34827

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>>34823
Pfffffff, you're no fun, Gary!

>ASDFGHJKL SLEEPY AS FUCK

34829

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>>34827
I am totally fun!
Watch!
>catchs the creature and shakes him around
See! Fun!
>you wanan go to bed?

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34834

>>34829
>Its head falls off

>Yeah, QwQ

>sowwieeeh <hug>

34837

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>>34834
>…
>drops it

>And hugs

>Its okay
>I guess tommorow come or rp tommorow when youre not sleepy :3

Dom 73839

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OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS STILL HEREE>!>!> AAAAAA

Thread revive! Riolata Anetta Genevieve Gevaudain Elaine Dementia Ygraine M. !VooDooOvTg 369444

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>Meanwhile, by a table near the counter, back to the wall, sat a girl with stitches in places and probably a living advertisement for at least 5 different brands of thread

>Next to her was a large cardboard sign reading:


"Horrendoufly Overpriced Dreamf, Hopef, and Wifhef"

"Will Take Your Immortal Soul into Safe Cuftody! Only 50 bitf! "

"Afk Here For Insanely Priced VooDeeDoo & Occafional Magyck"




>And, in reasonably smaller font:


"for sale: magical never-drying quill pen unable to spell non-capital 's', almoft new. looking for a good home. no halflingf!"
This post was edited by its author on .

Riolata Anetta Genevieve Gevaudain Elaine Dementia Ygraine M. !VooDooOvTg 369508

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>>369444
>trips of lol_nope.gif

Nightfall (Shadowbolts) 374535

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>Bursts through the door, mexican desserts flying everywhere

GUYS! I found these!

>has a armload full of churros, setting them down on a random table.

Random Pinkie Pie Outta Nowhere 375568

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>>374535
>GRABS AND RUNS!

Dom the Bear 388006

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I will lick the next person.

!Demon3FHW2 391013

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Anonymous 391304

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!Demon3FHW2 519090

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Alpha 43 520009

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>whoa a thing

!Demon3FHW2 654403

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>mfw this thread is about 17 months old now

>onwards to 2014!

Alpha-43 658031

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>>654403
I seriously dont even

Canis !wolfYkqdaY 658055

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658057

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>So this is the new thing?

>Hmmm…

Alpha-43 658508

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 660857

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>Lemme just make sure I get my yearly post in

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 660876

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>>658057
>>New thing
>>Has been on the site over a year
>>New thing

>…

dimVitrarius 736397

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>Bump.

taiga1x 759936

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>Burmp

Anonymous 869498

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Bump!

La Petite Mort Flutter!shy.Msv5As 885286

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>>654403
>how old is it now then?

Anonymous 885776

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>>885286
Pushing 3 years in about 6 months.

Flutter (Honeycomb Changeling) 892339

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>A Small changeling comes in

"hello?"

R. M. !VooDooOvTg 894722

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>Man I got the darnest feel that I might have like, kinda forgotten about this thread a while ago. Oops?

Cardboard TARDIS!NeverGIA4U 895149

Holy sheeit i forgot this place existed too

Anonymous 895295

>>894722
I can't believe I hadn't noticed this thread last time I came here.


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