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Bar at the Edge of Nowhere 2718[View All]

#Open #Cross-canon #Planescape-y #Common Sense #Ponies and Non-Ponies
You take a shortcut to hide from the rain, hurrying through a random alley..
You take a turn in the narrow street by a shop you almost forgot that was there…
On a sunny evening you just feel like getting that one last coffee for today…
While visiting a friend in a different city you get off on a wrong station and turn left…


Somewhere else there is a bar. It doesn't really matter how you got in here, nor who you are. The door you just stepped through will get you back to wherever you came from. Usually.
If you were to ask anyone just where this place is, you'd hear it's "close enough to Sigil, but not yet there", that is, if you were to see anyone you could ask as the place seems empty at the moment.

On the blackboard someone wrote, in pink crayon "Staff. Now hiring! Srs offers only, eating patrons is ForBiddEn and will be FROWNED upon! Ask the plushie! P.S. Don't steal the cutlery!"

>no autostaff - want something? get it IC yourself or ask someone that already is in the bar!

>please don't burn the place more than once a week!
>I dropped a penny, anyone seen?
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Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28768

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Are you going to want a drink or are you just planning on being a grump all day?
I like you, new kid. You're going to fit in here just fine.
Mind the explosions, though.

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28769

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Interesting, what the maintenance costs on something like that?

Golgotha!Stone8svVk 28770

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No, wait….Out of this world!
Yeah, that's much better.

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28771

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Me? Mind explosions? Hahahaha!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28772

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I'll have a whiskey


Yeah…a lot…but the good thing is the bank can do nothing…why?

Cause I have a giant space robot

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28773

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Good, this place has a habit of exploding from time to time; I should probably call someone in to look at that.
So, what brings you here, little pony?

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28774

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I'm always funny, fuzzball.

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28775

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Hi Gol!


Thought so, whiskey sounds good too.


Boredom, hoping maybe something exciting will happen here.

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28777

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>Ha! You think I'm not both people!
If it stays this dead? Probably not.
We all have our slow days, but once this place gets hopping it will be a mad house.
I think we still have the rubber room and everything.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 28780

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>He drinks the whiskey

And yeah it is isn't it?

Snowbell!MrKGuns7FU 28784

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A mad house is exactly what I'm looking for, might try looking for work while I'm here too.



>takes a pull from the bottle.

Mickey_W!1ONDPuo1r. 28786

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Uh oh, someone sounds like a poo bear.
Should I get you some hunny?

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34749

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>Once upon a midnight late afternoon dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
>Wait! Wrong story! E.A.Poe remakes at Halloween, not today!

>On a late afternoon, in a bar, by the counter, a girl with stitches all over her body was sitting by the counter combine her hair.

>While her cut-off head was on the counter.


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>Replaces her head with a melon

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34802

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>Takes a knife and replaces your dangly bits with pain cuts herself a smiley face.


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>thinks for a second
>Replaces the melon with her head when shes finished carving….

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34811

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>The melon turns into a PUMPKIN MONSTER KITTY!

>It rawrs and starts chasing you!


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>Takes her knife and slices a piece of it
YOu want some pumpkin Raggs?

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34818

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>You wound the Pumpkin Creature!
>It runs away crying!

>You dick!

…dude, that was cruel.


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It turned my wonderful melon into a mosnter
I cant forgive such travesties

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34827

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Pfffffff, you're no fun, Gary!



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I am totally fun!
>catchs the creature and shakes him around
See! Fun!
>you wanan go to bed?

Raggedy M. !VooDooOvTg 34834

>Its head falls off

>Yeah, QwQ

>sowwieeeh <hug>


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>drops it

>And hugs

>Its okay
>I guess tommorow come or rp tommorow when youre not sleepy :3

Dom 73839

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Thread revive! Riolata Anetta Genevieve Gevaudain Elaine Dementia Ygraine M. !VooDooOvTg 369444

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>Meanwhile, by a table near the counter, back to the wall, sat a girl with stitches in places and probably a living advertisement for at least 5 different brands of thread

>Next to her was a large cardboard sign reading:

"Horrendoufly Overpriced Dreamf, Hopef, and Wifhef"

"Will Take Your Immortal Soul into Safe Cuftody! Only 50 bitf! "

"Afk Here For Insanely Priced VooDeeDoo & Occafional Magyck"

>And, in reasonably smaller font:

"for sale: magical never-drying quill pen unable to spell non-capital 's', almoft new. looking for a good home. no halflingf!"
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Riolata Anetta Genevieve Gevaudain Elaine Dementia Ygraine M. !VooDooOvTg 369508

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>trips of lol_nope.gif

Nightfall (Shadowbolts) 374535

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>Bursts through the door, mexican desserts flying everywhere

GUYS! I found these!

>has a armload full of churros, setting them down on a random table.

Random Pinkie Pie Outta Nowhere 375568

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Dom the Bear 388006

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I will lick the next person.

!Demon3FHW2 391013

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Anonymous 391304

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!Demon3FHW2 519090

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Alpha 43 520009

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>whoa a thing

!Demon3FHW2 654403

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>mfw this thread is about 17 months old now

>onwards to 2014!

Alpha-43 658031

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I seriously dont even

Canis !wolfYkqdaY 658055

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>So this is the new thing?


Alpha-43 658508

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 660857

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>Lemme just make sure I get my yearly post in

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 660876

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>>New thing
>>Has been on the site over a year
>>New thing


dimVitrarius 736397

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taiga1x 759936

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Anonymous 869498

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La Petite Mort Flutter!shy.Msv5As 885286

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>how old is it now then?

Anonymous 885776

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Pushing 3 years in about 6 months.

Flutter (Honeycomb Changeling) 892339

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>A Small changeling comes in


R. M. !VooDooOvTg 894722

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>Man I got the darnest feel that I might have like, kinda forgotten about this thread a while ago. Oops?

Cardboard TARDIS!NeverGIA4U 895149

Holy sheeit i forgot this place existed too

Anonymous 895295

I can't believe I hadn't noticed this thread last time I came here.

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