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headcanon thread Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 479170

Since the old thread is broken, post your headcanon here. Crack theories, fridge horror, etc. I will begin with what may be the greatest censorship evasion since "Grass Mud Horse."

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 479173

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Stupidest. Test. Ever.

LyraTheFlirt!!Ah2q8cdspr 479181

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Well, all the pinkies act like empty shells of the real one so it's pretty safe to say that we have the real pinkie. Most likely.

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 479259

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Well, let's put it this way. You've got your friend, and you've got a soulless clone whose only purpose is mindless activity. What's the best way to tell them apart? I know, how about a mindless activity! Whoever's best at being mindless surely must be your friend.

Couldn't possibly be any better test of legitimacy than that.

Anonymous 479326

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Oh sorry I thought autistic things were what bronies jizzed over. No problem, I'll make up for it, how about you lick my balls and I'll cum even more on your face?

Dulset Tarn !KelpieFM3Q 479327

Let's see… Pinkie has been repeatedly shown to know the names and birthdays of every pony in Ponyville.

The clones were shown not to know Pinkie's friends until drilled on it.

How do we tell them apart… Let's have them stare at a wall!

Anonymous 479328

applebeans sucks horse cocks basically. fuck that SJW fagtard and his furry friends.

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 479469

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you wanna go

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 479519

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Spike is the 7th Element of Harmony

Anonymous 479534

Why would ponies want chairs?

Smokeydapon3(element of smokestack)!L9hT7oDU1E 479539

to rest their hot sweaty horse ass

Anonymous 479549

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Dat shit ain't normal yo

Anonymous 479648

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Is it the element of being a bitch?

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 479807

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Every pony in history was surprised when their cutie mark appeared. You can only find your cutie mark when you aren't looking for it. The CMC's determination to find their cutie mark is what stops them from getting it. Even if Sweetie Belle tried to get a cutie mark in singing, or Scootaloo tried to get a cutie mark in scooter tricks, or Apple Bloom tried to get a cutie mark in presidency, they still wouldn't get it. Only when pursuing their talents without a cutie mark in mind, can a cutie mark appear.

No adult has ever told them this. I can't figure out if adults are just ignorant about it, or if there's something more sinister at play here.

Smokeydapon3(element of smokestack)!L9hT7oDU1E 479814

Its probably jews

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 479838

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Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 480700

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Guys I don't know what to think anymore

Anonymous !ViaPony/vY 480701

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That's not how girls work

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 480702

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There's no sexual dimorphism between breezies, except the eyes. The female eyes are consistantly lens shaped, while the male eyes are consistently round shaped... except for the main 6. A simple spelling error? Or is there something Fluttershy is not telling us.........

Thunderanon 480703

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Isn't it obvious? It appears that flutters is a pause for dramatic affect

Z to the Brah

Anonymous 480704

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Eet is alright. Seabreeze does not discreeminate.

Anonymous !ViaPony/vY 480705

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They don't have horns either, but the ponirezzies do

Anonymous !ViaPony/vY 480706

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Some research suggests that it might actually be the degree of antennae curl that determines a breezie's gender.

What if.. What if Seabreeze is the only male breezie? What if they're all his wives?

Silver Strength!TwiDasH7n2 480707

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Well then that would be fucking hot, and my only regret is we couldn't stick around Breezie Grotto for the welcome-home party.

Also, if he's already polygaming then maybe he can be shipped with the mane six without losing fidelity.

Anonymous 480729

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A large scale war must have taken place between the Dragons and Ponykind at some point in history. Ruins and destroyed castles could have been major battles between dragons and ponies. If you think about it, lot's of work would have to be put into destroying a stone building, let alone an entire castle. Even Hadrian's Wall is still standing today. It would have to take either a massive amount of force or something huge to decimate a castle.

Smokestack!L9hT7oDU1E 480745

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rainbow rocks headcannon:

Pinkie is always so hyper and happy because she is always high on nitrous oxide, thats why her fridge is filled with whip cream cans

Rambler 480747

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I'm not sure if Zecora is Asian or African. I lean towards African for obvious reasons, but something in my gut isn't so sure...

ThunderanonSilly 480748

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>I'm not sure if Zecora is Asian or African.

Anonymous 480749

Well, on the one hand she's a witch, but on the other she's a doctor...

ThunderanonSilly 480750

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Anonymous !ViaPony/vY 480751

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No, she's just a witch doctor.

Rambler 480752

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Well the eyes and the neck rings, although the neck rings are in Africa too as I just found out.

ThunderanonSilly 480753

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You seem to have forgotten to count the accent and the random gibberish, along with the fact that zebras are from Africa.

Rambler 480754

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I said leaned towards Africa for obvious reasons.

Anonymous 480755

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Oo ee, oo ah ah
Ting tang walla-walla bing bang

ThunderanonSilly 480756

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Come on crack a smile, i'm just having fun.

Rambler 480757

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Ya got me.

Anonymous 480770

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the witch doctor has given us the magic word.

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 480774

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"Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?"

Luna is teaching little girls an object lesson about paying attentionknew about the prophecy of her return but it can't have been made until after she was banished to the moon. Therefore she couldn't be in a magical sleep, and had to have been aware of what was happening on the planet during the 1000 years.

Rambler 480788

Not really head canon, just putting two things together. Luna was essentially deaf for a thousand years and that's why she was yelling on nightmare night.

Anonymous 480791

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Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 480814

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ponyfags clutter up threads with social banter because they detest the topic and want to make people unable to talk about it.

Awesome eel !EELxu4rwJY 480845

My head canon is that Luna is understands friendship better than celestia, she held against Discord alone once canon wise by using the elements of harmony without her sister as a 'complement'.

She has shown loyalty to her sister by forgiving her cold and almost traitorous treatment of her cruel banishment.

She has shown laughter *mostly comic*, she know she isn't the best a comedy but she always tries to improve and that should count. Huzzah the fun as been double !

She has shown kindness, as she truly care about her citizen, there were many episodes in which she was trying to improve her relationship to her subject. going way out of her comfort zone.

Generosity, she spend time and effort to help the CMC in two episodes in their dreamland.

Magic, she seems the solitary type but she always have love and concern in her hearth.

The only part of friendship she doesn't understand is honesty, since she isn't honest with herself, given how she got corrupted by the 'nightmare' essence growing her annoyance to straight jealousy. She failed to acknowledge that and the bitterness grew over time.

Celestia honestly lacked kindness and banished Luna for it. I guess people are afraid of the crazy and can't cope with it. She needed her but she turned her back and took the easy path she knew would work, banishing her own freaking sister to a tormentor seclusion. She isn't that honest either, always keeping stuff cryptic and all. Good thing we don't know more about Celestia, I have a feeling there was more to it than what the back lore gives us.

Luna must have serious Iron Will to not have more permanent damage in her perception of reality.

Skybrook!8MDcALmdno 480892

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Pinkie Pie is way more magical than Applejack. She's got fortune telling, fourth wall breaking, ninja skills, super speed, hair manipulation. If you don't count Twilight that earth pony has got more magic than the rest of Ponyville combined. And that much pink in high doses has consequences.

Remember that silly episode about baby antics? The real reason the reason Pinkie Pie is such a terrible choice for babysitter is the same reason the twins are flying around and levitating couches. It isn't because they're just freakishly persipacious. It's because earth ponies make things grow.

Anonymous 480959

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>>It's because earth ponies make things grow.

>>Ponies making things grow.

>>Like certain body parts.

Anonymous 480960

My headcannon: Equestria is not as "toyetic" as the show implies

Events that happen where Hasbro inserts new toys lines still happen, but a bit differently.

The thing that defeats Tirek? Not the rainbow power, but simply another set of the Elements of Harmony.

The Tree of Harmony has a cycle of "Blooming" a set of Elements, then needing the Elements back in order to stay alive, and in time "blooming" another set.

Twilight becoming a princess? Not in a half an hour. She still appears to her friends as an alicorn when she does, but to her the transformation is a year long journey.

Anonymous 481139

The Flim-Flam Brothers are disowned members of the Apple Family, and that's why Granny Smith seemed to know them already. They broke family tradition by naming them something that isn't apples, and when their special talents were revealed to be the complete OPPOSITE of everything that the Apples stand for, they finally had enough.

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