Well it looks like I'm back here…
Wake up, press snooze once, get up, shave, piss, shower, get dressed, east toast, get the fuck out.
Tintin was the one I most looked up to, in second place came dad.
They get me places, keep me from getting depressed, and give me a social life so I'm not bored all the time.
>Most embarrassing moment
One time when I was pretty young I was playing around with some other kids I didn't know. But hey, we were free, and life was good. We didn't need to be acquaintances. Anyway they lead me up this small road to an awesome cliff face overlooking the sea. Since the road ran alongside it there was one of those metal guard rails, and we all saw who could make it the farthest balancing along their top without falling off. (The actual drop off of the cliff was about six feet away, so we wouldn't fall to our deaths.) Well eventually I lost my balance, but with sheer willpower managed to thrust myself back into position before I fell off. This surprisingly was too much and I lost my footing, and fell right down the center, my feet sliding off to each side.
My balls got totally destroyed, and I'm sure if that guard rail was a few inches higher I would have had to have had my dick surgically removed. Anyway, the force not only left me in the fetal position for ten minutes, but I also had shit myself. When I gained the clear headedness to look around the other kids were gone. I never saw them again. Those little shits left me for dead.