After the Cure Heavy Mole No.448376
"We have waited so long for this day, that it fills my heart with joy to see Twilight, in her regalia at last, ready to embark on her noble duties as new princess of Equestria.
"And I wanted to tell you, dear sister, how glad I am to see that you have chosen to ornament this occasion with a color combination so disgusting that I don't think I could have come up with it if I had set to work on it assiduously, whilst suspended in an alien cocoon."
"To be sure, older sister, I am confident you have taught her well the ways of passive-aggressive bitchery."
"Perhaps, following the coronation, we can hold a reception–a party, similar to the one held in Ponyville to celebrate your seditious behavior, little sister, but for adults instead."
"And I would be certain to attend it, for only an idle-brained cunt would forgo such an invitation, much less a formal ceremony at which they were the guest of honor."