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The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3262613

A phalanx has just kicked your door in

How do you defeat them?

Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3262628

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Break their formation with earthworks, pin them down with massed archers and smash their rear with heavy cavalry.

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3262676

>>3262628

You have all that?

Red Star 3262689

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>>3262628
>smash their rear with heavy cavalry

3262709

>>3262613

Take of my shirt, put on a kilt, play them the song of my people.

Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3262715

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>>3262676

Of course, don't you?

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3262730

>>3262715

I only have light cavalry

3262777

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>>3262613
Well, seeing as only one of them can fit through the doorway at a time, and that pike would not possibly be able to get very far into my apartment, if at all, walk up to the first one who is struggling to get his pike inside and shove him backwards, creating a domino effect of soldiers all the way down the flight of stairs that leads to my second floor apartment.

Then take a picture and put it on the internet.

Anonthony!AppLeJAcK. 3262816

Two hand grenades.

Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3262829

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Also: Cannon and grapeshot.

Lexi !RoseHTMUBk 3262836

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uhhm

hugs

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3262843

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Kicked my door in? That's probably like a two man wide phalanx then... I'll poke the formation from the side with something!

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3262850

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>>3262836

What about getting stabbed

>>3262843

What if they just tore down the front of the building

Lexi !RoseHTMUBk 3262858

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>>3262850
maybe i didnt think this through..

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3262861

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>>3262850
That would be scary, because this is a pretty gigantic building, and if they tore one whole side of it then it would be a really big phalanx and also the building might start collapsing if they dig in enough.

I throw a grenade in their general direction.

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3262864

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>>3262858

Oui.

>>3262861

What if there was TWO phalanxes.

And Godzilla.

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3262867

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>>3262864
I uh
uuuuh...
throw a Mothra in their general direction?

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3262869

>>3262867

Mothra is on vacation in Sudan

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3262871

>>3262777

256 dudes can just break formation and still come at you

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3262874

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>>3262869
What's he/she/it doing all the way over there?!? There isn't anything in Sudan! Probably! GITBACKERE

Nohorse !8AbeAPw8Wo 3263005

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ะ“ะจ-6-23ะœ, six barreled Gatling system 23mm automatic naval and aircraft cannon.
Capable of firing over nine thousand 174g bullets, per SECOND.

!oDoctum.AQ 3263118

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Walk around it. Or shoot it with guns.

Anonymous 3263138

Home Alone.

Anonymous 3263140

>>3262871
That is her fetish.

Lisbon!EZSlut7tis 3263342

Charge at them wildly and randomly. Run away if it isn't working.

3263361

Hands, you should've made a story~ us users/ is a soldier in roman army within a fortress- all alone & a Persian Phalanx is invading our fort

The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames) 3263403

molotov cocktails to the legs and .223 Remington to the chest

>>3262871
Ah ah ah! The op says A phalanx.
It's not a phalanx if they break formation.

Agiri 3263404

AoE > grouping

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3263411

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>>3263140

Hue

>>3263138

I would pay to see Home Alone style antics being unleashed.

>>3263342

But you could get a sarrisa up the ass on the first charge.

>>3263361

I don't believe the Persians used the phalanx.

>>3263403

They can periodically break formation doe

HolyGhost!Grimes./iQ 3263527

i roll for diplomacy

3263532

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Anonymous 3263621

>>3263411
SPAH-TANS!
TONIGHT
WE DINE
IN H-
toolchest to the face


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