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Nohorse !8AbeAPw8Wo 3261898

Just look at that asshole rabbit Quicky. No, seriously. Look at that long eared faggot. Remember how he started out? He didn't even have clothes on, he just went around naked, wiggled his ears, and on his chest was a dumb ass letter 'N'. But shit, even then he had some buddies, he ran around some weird acid-induced world and popped caps in salt monsters with his piece.

And what now? Now I buy Nesquik and it's got a new stickers series: Quicky visits cities of the world, twatting New York, Amsterdam, London, so on. And I instantly got pretty fucking mad. Before that that dick got himself fucking fashionable clothes, and now that bitch just rolls around the world.

AND YOU KNOW THE BEST PART? That faggot didn't age a bit, he just got clothes and apparently lots of dosh. But me, I aged, I got old god dammit, I fucking got a wife, kids, and they all ask to buy that faggy rabbit's products, and he looks at me from the sticker, grinning "Well, it happens man, you're old and I'm still young and full of life, ride around the world and fuck hares!" And I get pretty fucking butthurt from the fact that we will all grow old, but that fucking rabbit will be forever young and on our graves some kids will drop a wrapping from a Nesquik candy, and from that wrapper that same faggot will be smiling, still unchanged.

Burn in hell, scumbag. I used to love you, I wanted to be like you, but those times are gone. Fuck you, Nesquik bunny.

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3261899

Why would you want to be a bitch ass bunny?

Lisbon!EZSlut7tis 3262196

Quicky got rich from sucking California dry. Then again it's California so who the hell cares?

Red Star 3262212

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>>3261899
Uhm...

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3262331

>>3262212
WHY WOULD YOU

Red Star 3262385

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>>3262331
Because I'm really cute as one!

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3262386

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>>3262385
Hyeah, a bitch ass cute bunny, maybe!

Nohorse !8AbeAPw8Wo 3263043

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Damn fukbois ruining my threads.

3263111

i feel bad for OP

Anonymous 3263146

Well if you wanted to age gracefully without devoting your life to other people you could always do healthy shit and not have kids.

!oDoctum.AQ 3263173

>>3263146
Contrary to popular belief; acting the age you want to be doesn't stop your body ageing.

Anonymous 3263181

>>3263173
True, but your body goes to shit at a very different pace depending how you treat it.

!oDoctum.AQ 3263209

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>>3263181
I don't think the Nesquik bunny went from London to Amsterdam by foot. He took the Nesquik Jet. Also he's literally the avatar of a cocoa\sugar based additive to whole milk.

I think OP treats or treated his body better than what the Nesquik bunny did, as Nesquik bunny often went sky diving and stuff. Extreme sports tends to cause massive damage when you fuck up and no amount of helmet changes that. OP probably also, as a family man, probably takes care of himself to that level which is required to support a family financially and in the home. Nesquik's lack of these qualities (when was the last time you saw him hanging out with anyone but little kids in skateparks?) and seemingly seems entirely detached from a normal life style.

Odds are marketing magic and frequent plastic operations along with expensive medication keeps him upright to continue his coke-fueled lifestyle. Whereas OP is simply showing the wear and tear of being a working man. That sort of life really only strenghtens you (exposure to child bacteria improving your immune system, maintaining your home builds cardio and strength, etc).

Basically, in the end of it, Nesquik bunny was probably a human being before his high octane lifestyle made him a disfigured freak. I mean the rosacea on his nose seems to be downright terminal. His ears are so long he can rub them on his back. His entire body is covered in dense hairs, he has no finger nails, and his legs seem disfigured from landing too many skateboards forcing all his muscle weight into his ankles. I think he needs a doctor, and OP is right to feel annoyed that this person is idealized over him. What we need in this world are dedicated guardians, not skateboarding sugar-junkies.


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