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Toybox (Mom's phone) 3256014

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

3256022

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I have no idea where this is going so I'm not sure if I should be upset or curious.

Heavy Mole 3256026

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>>3256022
Uh-oh... Looks like someone's impersonating you, and they have a bomb-ass sense of humor, to boot.

3256029

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>>3256026
Gee. I wonder who it could possibly be.

Heavy Mole 3256039

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>>3256029
Toybox, do you prefer chess or sex?

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>>3256039
Sex.

I'm horrible at chess.

Toybox (Mom's phone) 3256042

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>>3256039
Depends on the position!

Heavy Mole 3256046

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>>3256040
>>3256042
Uh-oh... We're going to have a problem here.

3256049

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>>3256046
How is it a problem?

Heavy Mole 3256053

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>>3256049
How can I know which one is the real one?

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>>3256053
The one that isn't you is me.

Toybox (Mom's phone) 3256064

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Heavy Mole 3256066

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>>3256060
>>3256064
...So hard to tell...

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3256076

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I swear he's got an impersonation fetish.

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>>3256076
Which would be fine if he was actually good at it.

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3256088

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>>3256085
Heh, I would give him tips, but I fear he might, you know, actually get good at impersonating. Then we'll have real trouble!
I became a cadet.

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>>3256088
I doubt that. Impersonation requires being to understand subtle cues of the person you're impersonating. Mole has trouble with the obvious ones.

Pernicious!hBUbOWvHak 3256110

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>>3256076
A dangerous profession. Pretend to be someone else too long and you can get stuck that way.

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3256132

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>>3256110
I've seen it happen, too.

Heavy Mole 3256133

Is no one paying attention to the hot streak of laughs that Mysterybox is on?

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3256140

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>>3256133
Hung, whah?

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>>3256140
Mole is impersonating me and telling jokes as me and then going, "Wow, the person impersonating toybox sure is funny!"

Pernicious!hBUbOWvHak 3256166

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>>3256132
Unknowingly friends can reinforce that imitation once they get used to it. Peer pressure can be a fascinating phenomena don't you agree? I'm too unperceptive to tell what is the peer effect and what's someone's real personality.

Anonymous 3256171

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A homeless man approaches a priest and asks what he should do to stop being poor.

The priest replies "Have you tried reading Job?"

Pernicious!hBUbOWvHak 3256182

>>3256171
I always liked the Chris Rock joke. "If a homeless man has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long."

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3256189

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>>3256161
I remember when I saw him doing it the first time, and I fell for it. Good times...

>>3256166
Not sure if I would call it peer pressure, but that depends on what you mean by "reinforce that imitation". Do you mean like when somebody pretends to act in a way they normally are not, and his friends join along on his act and pretend it's normal for laughs, and it goes on for so long that it starts becoming normal?

Toybox (Mom's phone) 3256194

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A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."

Pernicious!hBUbOWvHak 3256204

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>>3256194
If Samuel Adams is okay being served here. Then I am too.

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>>3256194
I'm at work a majority of my day so I would have no access to my mother's phone, and not only that, it's an iphone, and I would never use such a thing unless I absolutely had to.

Furthermore I have a file with my tripcode saved on it so even if I were to change devices, I would be using it.

Yeesh.

Lisbon!EZSlut7tis 3256239

>>3256042

oh god it hurts

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Oh, I know what this is about.

This is about that Venice joke that I apparently ruined due to my facination of tiny canned sausages, isn't it? You want to mimic me to follow through on your jokes because I was unwittingly supposed to know where you were going with the one you drug me into without telling me.

That's what this is, isn't it?

Heavy Mole 3256254

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>>3256227
Hmm. On the other hand, this person is posting as Zoe Trent...

Anonymous 3256259

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What does a African and Russian have in common?

They're choice of assault rifles.

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>>3256259
You should be fined for abuse of the English language.

Heavy Mole 3256297

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>>3256252
Look Toybox: you don't like me, and I don't like you. But we're going to need to set aside our past differences to discover the true identity of this hilarious mystery Toybox. Thunderanon?

Anonymous 3256302

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>>3256268
You hush, I've been drinking. For the past few days.

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>>3256297
Y-You don't like me?

Toybox (Mom's phone) 3256305

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A time traveler walks into a bar.

Anonymous 3256307

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>>3256297
He does like to tell jokes.

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3256314

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>>3256194
>>3256305
That doesn't even work man. Why did the bartender talk to the time traveler before he was there? Time traveler or not, bartender needs a person to be able to talk to them.

Heavy Mole 3256331

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>>3256304
Ugh... You know what I'm getting at.

>>3256314
It's all in the presentation. I mean, I assume that's what Mysterybox must be thinking...

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>>3256314
The bartender is the timetraveler. He's just self-loathing and delusional.

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3256351

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>>3256331
Hm, then maybe Mysterybox has to work on the presentation of that one. It sounds more like a ghost or imaginary friend joke setup than a time traveler joke when the bartender talks to nobody.
Or like Toybox said, something about actually talking to himself.

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3256781

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I love Sartre and de Beauvoir.

!oDoctum.AQ 3256959

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Toybox's mom is pretty witty.

Heavy Mole 3257304

>>3256959
H'yeah, she always makes me laugh between rounds.

Mole's Mom 3257861

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Wah wah waah wah. Wahwah wah wah wah wah wah. Wah wah wah, wah wah wah? Wah wah wah wah wah! Wah wah.

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police are at the moles family front door, because heavy haz been hoardering timmy turner

Toybox (Mom's phone) 3258625

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>>3258149
I guess entropy ain't what it used to be!


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