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Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3242290

How would you handle this situation?

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Sharks have two dicks. I would handle this situation well!

3242326

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Seriously though the best way to deal with a shark is to punch it in the gut. The center of their body is incredibly weak. To the point where if they lay on dry land just the weight of their body would crush their organs.

This is why dolphins can kill sharks. They jab them in the belly and cause internal hemorrhaging.

Red Star 3242338

>>3242290
Go for the eyes and nose. Unless it's starving it'll probably give you a wide berth if you actually fuck with it.

3242346

hey, Toy

the shark haz became Wesley the transgender changeling princess & with 1 glowing dick- wanna force fertalized eggs in your californian body

Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3242348

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>>3242311

Strangely enough, I knew that.

>>3242326

Need one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs

>>3242338

Weren't you paying attention? The shark knows Kenpo. Totes kick your butt yo.

Red Star 3242354

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>>3242348
wat is a kenpo?

Anonymous 3242367

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Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3242375

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>>3242354

Means: "Way of the fist." There's a specific karate style called Kenpo and it's also a generic term for martial arts in general.

Red Star 3242382

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>>3242375
Sharks do not have fists.

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The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames) 3242399

>>3242348
>Kenpo is not about fighting. A Kenpo practitioner does not "feel out" his opponent. Once the kenpo practitioner is attacked, his aim is to end the fight however he can as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Kick him and then try to swim away. If he follows tell him he is bad at kenpo

Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3242414

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>>3242382

That's just what they want you to think.

>>3242399

And then you were eaten. Game over.

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>>3242414
Unbeknownst to her friends, the real reason Twilight has that look on her face is the excruciating pain of her body weight crushing all of her organs.

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>>3242290
Waaaaaaaait a second.

There's a face in that mouth.

That shark is a haunted animatronic!

The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames) 3242713

>>3242414
What if i kick him in the nose though?

Tarra.exe The 8bit operator !3NiGhtwiNg 3243465

Considering in this realm Negi is a damn powerful ass mage, use magic to fight back. WHY THE FUCK NOT?


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