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Ponychan-MLPchan Merger >>>/site/15219

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Heavy Mole 3239054

Hey guys.

It is with a Heavy Heart that I have decided, after long reflection, that I will not be joining you on the great exodus to New Ponychan.

On my birthday, when I was twenty-nine years old, I left my home and the lake of my home, and went into the mountains. There I enjoyed my spirit and solitude, and for ten weeks I did not weary of it. But at last my heart changed--and rising one morning with the rosy dawn, I went before the site, and spake thus unto it:

"Oh great site! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou serveth!

"For three years thou hast climbest hither unto my flat; thou would have wearied of thy light and of the bandwith, had it not been for me, mine eagle and mine serpent.

"Be we awaited thee every morning, took from thee thine overflow of posts and blessed thee for it.

"Lo! I am weary of my online interaction, like the bee that hath gathered too much honey; I need Hands outstretched to take it.

"Therefore I must descend into the deep, as thou doest in the evening, when thou goest behind the black screen, and giveth posts also to the real world, thou exuberant site!

"Lo! This cup is again going to empty itself, and Heavy Mole is again going to be a man."

Also, if and when the merge happens, I will be smashing my lappy with a sledgehammer, and any proximal lappies, to avoid the temptation to return.

Also I murdered my family so they can't tempt me.

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3239056

HolyGhost!Grimes./iQ 3239070

MOLE! THIS IS THE PRESIDENT. I'M CALLING YOU BACK IN FOR ONE LAST MISSION...

...INFILTRATE PONYCHAN

Autistic_Anon 3239086

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3239092

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I'm sorry, Mole. I can't let you do that.

The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames) 3239161

Man that post made me nervous for a bit.

you ass

Lisbon!EZSlut7tis 3239347

>>3239070

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE

Red Star 3239428

>>3239347
TO SMASH YOUR DICK WITH A HAMMER?

Doctor of !Smile.eHxY 3239555

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You had me going for a second..


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