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Final Confession thread Heavy Mole 3233656



I want thunders dick.

3233671

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Fine. Since we're doing this, I guess I can finally tell everyone one of my most horrific secrets.

On very rare occasions, I do actually enjoy the color yellow.

It's incredibly shameful, but I have to say it.

The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames) 3233715

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>>3233671
Yellow's a nice color

Lisbon!EZSlut7tis 3233719

dude you're like 2 and way too mean to charlie brown

Lisbon!EZSlut7tis 3233733

also your filename suggests that you are not, in fact, heavy mole. you probably aren't even a regular weighted mole.

Anonymous 3233765

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Queenie!eBritIShVA 3233780

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I'm sorry guys I've been lying to you this whole time, I am actually occasionally attracted to women as well as Men

Lisbon!EZSlut7tis 3233793

>>3233780

HAHAHAHA
I KNEW IT

Anonymous 3233796

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Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3233797

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>>3233780
You LIED TO ME! I think.

Queenie!eBritIShVA 3233801

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>>3233793
>>3233796
>>3233797
it's horrible i know
i hope you can forgive me

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3233804

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>>3233801
I... need to be alone right now. I'm sorry.

Thunderanon 3233877

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The only reason I'm taking yoga classes is to watch hot chicks bend over, and finally be able to suck my own dick.

3233879

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>>3233877
It's not as rewarding as it sounds.

Thunderanon 3233898

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>>3233879
And just like that i wasted my money.

3233907

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>>3233898
Well, you can try it. I've only succeeded in doing it twice, and both times just felt like way too much effort for the payoff.

But that's just me. Maybe it's just not my thing. If you can manage it, try it once at least. I'm just sharing my experience.

Solstice 3233910

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I still have no idea what I'm doing in this career field.

Thunderanon 3233921

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>>3233907
Eh, i got nothing else better to do.

3233925

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>>3233921
Eh, then go for it. Hopefully you enjoy it more than I did.

Solstice 3233952

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Also I'm a vegetarian.

Thunderanon 3233964

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>>3233952
If there was ever a time to beat up someone for no reason, it would be now.

Solstice 3233971

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>>3233964
Go ahead. I deserve every ounce of physical harm people would dish out on me.

3233990

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Solstice 3233994

>>3233990
This is a confession thread, is it not?

Virus 3233995

No thunder, you cant give up. keep going.

Heavy Mole 3233997

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>>3233898
You know, yoga can have other benefits besides auto-fellatio.

3234000

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>>3233990
Yes. It is.

And though being vegetarian is pretty bad, I don't think you deserve to be beaten up for it, or anything else. You're way too hard on yourself, you know.

Trixishy!.TrixiSHY. 3234005

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I'm a huge voyeur and exhibitionist.
I don't like anything Cartoon Network makes anymore.
I haven't gone out of my house to see friends in a few years.
I played and frequented Second Life for around 8 months before abandoning it.
I sometimes disown peoples choice in video games, even though I sometimes play the ones I say I don't like.
I'm an extremely lewd person, slutty even.

>>3233898
>>3233997
Come on, if you're just going to Yoga just to suck yourself off, that's a really poor choice for going. You should strive to improve your flexibility overall.

Anonymous 3234008

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I am a deeply, deeply jealous person. Some of my accomplishments were fueled by trying to be better than everyone else around me.

Despite acting like I have everything all under control, I do not. Most occur by luck rather than through concerted effort.

The successes I wish to have still remain out of my reach and it infuriates me to no end.

I once wanted to have the words "Virgin Bastard" carved into my back with a razor.

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234016

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I'm desperately in love with ­­­­

3234021

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>>3234016
We all how much you love blacks, Hands.

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234024

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>>3234021

>tfw never been attracted to a black person

Solstice 3234030

>>3234000
Well that's just your opinion.

3234032

futa EqG Pinkie is hawt

virus 3234053

futa pinkie period, can be hot.

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234101

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For real though

I've seen every episode of the FiM
I voted for Obama in a mock election before I could actually vote
I have never smoked
I once took a shit on the beach
Dominant females are my fetish
I catch myself praying when I don't really believe God will do anything about it
I've had crippling trust issues in romantic relationships ever since I got cheated on
People think I'm an atheist until I tell them otherwise
My favorite teachers throughout my schooling have been pinko tier liberals
I hate being in a position of authority, not because I'm bad at it, but because I want everyone to be equal

3234147

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guess ill do some more too

i sometimes lean more towards atheism then Christianity. and i think the bible was written by batshit insane people. i mean look at the shit that is said

im not really communist. like at all. if anything im more right winger or conservative.

i think america is the best country on earth. period.

i never went to collage.

i really wish i had money...

i often do community service because it makes me less useless

i dont even bother with trying to get a gf. i honestly like the waifu situation better. ive had gf's before and i tell you what... they're arent that great. EqG Pinkie is my ideal gf

i think i have robin williams syndrom...

Ghost!Grimes./iQ 3234149

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i didnt actually die

im not actually a ghost, i just want to be

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234151

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>>3234147

There are other paths to God than Christfaggotry

TGSB 3234155

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But what should I confess about?!

Ghost!Grimes./iQ 3234163

furry porn and pedo shit really does bother me. it isn't an act. it fucking disgusts me and makes me angry to the point that i want to hurt the people who post it

there's nothing fun or sexy about abusing kids/animals

3234165

>>3234151
i actually like the path of "not giving a fuck and respecting everyone else's religion" better...

i feel so much more free

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234166

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From lurking, it sounds like everyone loves Thunder's dick



Despite what some may think, I do actually have arms.

TGSB 3234167

>>3234166
wtf zeke how could you lead us on like that

Anonymous 3234168

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>>3234005
>I'm a huge voyeur and exhibitionist.

3234169

>>3234166
zeke pls

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234170

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>>3234167
It wasn't me! Blame Moony and Mondo, they're the ones who have been telling everyone!

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234176

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I'm afraid to allow myself to love romantically
The Jedi Code is actually a pretty damn good one to live by

>>3234165

Consider Deism.

TGSB 3234178

>>3234170
I'll blame them too but cmon you had to tell us!

>>3233656
Honestly I would contribute but I think I'm pretty honest for the most part and people who know me actually know me.

TGSB 3234180

>>3234176
>the jedi path
I've been told that by someone once I think

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234185

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>>3234180

It's influenced me a lot more than I care to admit.

Trixishy!.TrixiSHY. 3234189

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Anonymous 3234194

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Solstice 3234214

>>3234180
You must live in Australia

Virus 3234219

im probably a slut on here just to get attetion.

ive been more happy in my life all cause of a guy i met a few weeks ago

i enjoy being a mega hipster even though i know i would love most things i bash.

i would perfectly fine living my life doing nothing, yet still think of dreams

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234251

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>>3234176
>The Jedi Code is actually a pretty damn good one to live by

I've actually been thinking about this lately, but I kind of disagree with that, to some extent. The "Jedi Way" seems to project a sort of alienating "holier than thou" message, and in some ways, aren't so different from the Sith.

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234254

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>>3234178
It should have been obvious :c

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234265

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>>3234251

>seems to project a sort of alienating "holier than thou" message


Alienating, maybe, holier than thou, not at all.

It's a lot like Buddhism, or monastic life. willingly removing yourself from the world to pursue something more spiritual.

It's not about being "better", just having different goals.

The Sith are just all about personal power.

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234273

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>>3234265
But it's always been about being "better", hence the alienation. Both sides often refer to The Force as just that, just one thing, and then each side, Jedi and dark Jedi/Sith has this idea that ours is the only way, when it has been made obvious, more than once, that that kind of puritanical mindset isn't thealthy. In the Star Wars universe and in reality.
I think I remember Obi Wan chastising Anakin, saying "Only a Sith deals in absolutes", yet that itself, is an absolute.

Thunderanon 3234274

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>>3233997
Examples please.

>>3234005
Alright, I'll do it passionately.

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234277

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>>3234273
Or to put it another way. Each "side" of the force reflects the different parts of the personality. Neither side has to be bad when applied correctly

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234296

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>>3234273

>But it's always been about being "better", hence the alienation


I disagree with that, alienation doesn't imply you're "too good" for normal life, just that you have different goals.

>Jedi and dark Jedi/Sith has this idea that ours is the only way, when it has been made obvious, more than once, that that kind of puritanical mindset isn't thealthy


That only applies to the Sith though, the Jedi do not consider themselves better and discourage people from trying to take their way of life if they aren't sure about it.

>>3234277

Pretty sure the Dark Side and being driven by hate and greed is always bad. There's no way to "correctly" apply a desire to rule over others because you think your power makes you better than them.

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234341

>>3234296
But IIRC, hasn't anyone who has any disagreement with the Jedi been viewed as an outcast, furthering outcast's dislike of them?
>the Jedi do not consider themselves better
Maybe not themselves, but their way of life
>and discourage people from trying to take their way of life if they aren't sure about it
When has anyone being uncertain about their place in the force been okay?

Eliza!zIANOLEeck 3234343

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I say a lot of mean things I don't mean because that's my way of joking around with people
I insult people's music because I don't know any other way to start a conversation about it
I have absolutely no confidence in myself whatsoever
>>3234163
>abusing animals
I mean I get pedo shit, but like these are grown adults typically, even in feral shit they're sentient beings. Unless you think like all furries want to literally fuck animals, which isn't true at all.

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234370

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>>3234343
>I have absolutely no confidence in myself whatsoever

BMO 3234372

I fall in love too easily.
I sometimes am afraid that'll fuck me over.

Eliza!zIANOLEeck 3234385

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>>3234370
>
>>3234372
>tfw anytime anyone ever messages you in a friendly way you think of what it would be like to be in a relationship with them
everytime

BMO 3234391

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>>3234385
>someone messages you
>not asking for anything
>just wanting to talk to you
Someone finally remembers I exist?
That means I must be special to them!
I finally matter!
>They leave
>no more messages from anyone
Oh.. alone again...

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234406

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>>3234385
>>3234372
>>tfw anytime anyone ever messages you in a friendly way you think of what it would be like to be in a relationship with them

Z !xeS.CIM.Jk 3234408

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I've got scars that I hide from people from my days of multi-suicide attempts
My parents don't know that I've been dead or that I had cancer
I told my old gf to kill herself when she begged me to be with her, and she did
I own a revolver, and every now and again I load a bullet in the chamber and play solo russian roulette. So far after 7 attempts in 6 months, I haven't lost yet.
I do my best to keep living on, but I do wish I was dead nearly everyday
I don't know where I'm going to live in about 2 months, but I guess I can try and live in a car or something.

Eliza!zIANOLEeck 3234411

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>>3234406
I mean I don't want to be in a relationship with them, that's just what my head imagines.
>>3234408
this seems an awful lot like bullshit to me

Z !xeS.CIM.Jk 3234412

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>>3234411
well the gun bit is a fib, kinda, but it's more like a nerf revolver so... yeah

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234414

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>>3234408
well that really su->>3234412
what?

>>3234411
Eh, still. guess that's just something that I myself don't really do

Eliza!zIANOLEeck 3234416

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>>3234412
I mean I can't really imagine a scenario where your parents would somehow not know you had cancer. A lot of that seems like you're making shit up. A lot of what you say seems like you're making shit up actually.

Z !xeS.CIM.Jk 3234419

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>>3234414
this thing

>>3234416
My father wishes I was dead and reminds me of it every day that I live here, my mother refuses to acknowledge the fact that I exist.

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3234420

>>3234419
Well yes, I know that, I have one.

Eliza!zIANOLEeck 3234432

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>>3234419
>this thing
the fact that you had that and put down
>I own a revolver, and every now and again I load a bullet in the chamber and play solo russian roulette. So far after 7 attempts in 6 months, I haven't lost yet.
makes me think you're either greatly exaggerating everything, or bullshitting. I'm guessing greatly exaggerating, but I wouldn't put it past bullshit.

Z !xeS.CIM.Jk 3234439

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>>3234432
Well, you can believe what you want or not.
I dunno why I said it like that, sorry.
i felt like i needed to sound interesting, but it was stupid.
everything else there, it's true, but again believe what you want.

i'm just gonna go. sorry again...

Nohorse !8AbeAPw8Wo 3234447

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I'm half-kebab, seeing how I was born in Dagestan. My father is an Avarian, muslim of course. My mother is a Russian, from a long heritage of Siberians.
I feel it in my bones that I must remove the kebab from the premises.
But at the same time.. I am the kebab.

3234457

>>3234447
atleast you arent in chechnya

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3234772

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>>3234341

>hasn't anyone who has any disagreement with the Jedi been viewed as an outcast, furthering outcast's dislike of them?


Qui-Gon Jinn

>Maybe not themselves, but their way of life


I wouldn't even say that, there's no evidence for it.

>When has anyone being uncertain about their place in the force been okay?


Because if they're not prepared to live as strictly as is prescribed than it's dangerous.

!BabsseeDZ6 3234937

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>>3234419
mine's better


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