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What game is /oat/ currently playing?

I just decided to to play some deadspace 2
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Touhou Gameplay/Nonsense I see a number of people on this site who take a liking to Touhou, yet we never see a dedicated thread for the project. So here we are!

What are you currently playing and what goals are you looking to achieve? Are you entranced by the well designed characters? Or is there a particular remix you like?
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That Metal Thread: Revamped Edition WELCOME TO THAT METAL THREAD,
Where we post all things Hard Rock and Heavy FUCKING Metal.

(And a newfound love and joy for Alice in Chains)
Where have I been? FUCK YOU, you should be worrying about all the music you should have been listening to in my absence.

And yet, how sweet is it that we're all here together again? It's bliss.
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This is the official /b/ & Friends thread! If there is another thread, redirect them here.

Everypony equal, everypony loved, you don't have to be a namefag to be a Brony, it's just for fun!

Love, tolerance, friendship, and kindness are the most important things a Brony can have, let's spread some joy and post some ponies.
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It's not easy being green.
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Is it just me...



Beatles fan? Mixolydian mode? 'Scooped' vocal parts? Backwards instruments?
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Friendship report.

How many of you are actually friends with a Zebra?
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Offcial ToyBox appreciation thread, no haters allowed.
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>Art School Rejects Demands To Censor ‘Dolphin Rape’ Photo As ‘Triggering’

>‘Safety’ is threatened by leaving up ‘Dolphin Rape Cave,’ students say

>Student protest and even vandalism failed to sway a New York art college that twice displayed an artwork alleged to “trigger” victims of sexual assault – but the school’s mixed response may encourage future protests against controversial art.

>“The walls of the photography building are a place for the community to display work without filter or administrative intervention,” Stephen Frailey, School of Visual Arts photography department chair, told The College Fix by email. “No prior judgment is made regarding works merit [sic] or aesthetic status.”

>The artwork was displayed Sept. 2-12 on the sixth floor of the photo building, which includes offices, classrooms and studio space but is not open to the public.

>After seeing the photo, student Sarah Thomasson created a Change.org petition, “Rape Trigger Warning,” which fell 48 signatures short of reaching its 500-supporter goal. Thomasson did not respond to interview requests from The College Fix.

>“This piece pokes fun at one of the most traumatic experiences in a person’s life. There is a fine line between provocative art and being plainly distasteful. This is the most profound example of crossing that line,” the petition reads.

>“This is supposed to be an art installation. RAPE IS NOT ART, RAPE IS A CRIME,” the petition continues, calling for the photo’s removal “as soon as possible as to ensure safety in this building.”

>Another School of Visual Arts student, Kylene Kasch, took the same “safety” approach in a Tumblr post, arguing that Shannon’s failure to include an “artist statement” made the photo “potentially triggering for many of the students interacting with his work.”

>…Kasch wrote on Tumblr, suggesting the school could have put “a screen” over the photo. Student “safety and well-being … should take priority above artistic ‘creative license,’” she said.
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Rim job.
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>going over profit numbers for resturant near ghetto neighborhood
>"Wow, we did great on Monday! I wonder wh-"
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Wow I just tried shrooms for the first time.
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Hey Mole.

So I was playing Bioshock and everything was going fine until I ran into a Big Daddy.

Then it bored me to death.
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oh /oat/meal... it iz time 2 grab DIRTY PILLOWS
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I bet you don't know who I am.
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>Aidan Gillen's birthday
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Steam http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/aboutpaidcontent/


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A U.S. drone strike in January targeting an al Qaeda compound in Pakistan near the Afghan border inadvertently killed an American and an Italian who had been held hostage for years by the group, U.S. officials said on Thursday.
President Barack Obama apologized and took "full responsibility" for all counterterrorism operations, including this one.
The deaths were a setback for the long-running U.S. drone strike program that has targeted Islamist militants in Pakistan, Afghanistan and elsewhere, and has often drawn criticism in those countries and from civil liberties groups in the United States.
Killed in the January drone strike were aid workers Warren Weinstein, an American held by al Qaeda since 2011, and Giovanni Lo Porto, an Italian who went missing in Pakistan in 2012, as well as Ahmed Farouq, an American who was an al Qaeda leader, U.S. officials said.
Adam Gadahn, an American al Qaeda member who was charged with treason in the United States, was also killed in a separate strike on another al Qaeda camp five days later, the officials said.
Obama said he had ordered a full review of the matter to ensure such mistakes are not repeated.
"I profoundly regret what happened. On behalf of the United States government, I offer our deepest apologies to the families," Obama told reporters at the White House.
Republican House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner and other lawmakers called such a review appropriate but steered clear of criticizing the drone program. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, a Republican who is often a fierce critic of the Democratic president, said Gadahn and Farouq "got what they deserved."
U.S. officials said the drone strikes occurred inside Pakistan in the conflict-torn border region near Afghanistan. One official said the CIA had observed the compounds over some time but had no idea hostages were present.
Use of unmanned drones, which enable the United States to carry out counterterrorism operations without putting U.S. personnel directly in harm's way, has prompted criticism because of the deaths of civilians and because on occasion they have involved killing Americans abroad without judicial process.
The American Civil Liberties Union said the government should better follow its own standards before launching drone strikes. "In each of the operations acknowledged today, the U.S. quite literally didn’t know who it was killing," said Jameel Jaffer, the ACLU's deputy legal director.
Lo Porto's mother told reporters in Palermo, Sicily: "I don't want to talk, leave me alone in my grief."
Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi, speaking in Brussels, said, "I have much appreciated the transparency of the United States in taking their responsibilities for what happened and the way Obama communicated what happened."
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you dont get to bring friends
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I want this because Reasons Post things you want or have that you got with no explanation as to why you initially got it.

Does it come in handy now tho or is it just there cause fuck everyone you wanted it.
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PONY'S QUEST Welcome to yet another fucking CYOA!

Apologies in advance if this is the wrong board, but /site/ gave conflicting answers; a quick look around makes me think this board is the one where my particular brand of game will work best. Maybe.

What do I mean by 'my particular brand?' Well, Pony's Quest is not writing-centric due to the fact that I am a very poor writer. Instead, I put together images with custom sprites to show how the story is progressing. How the story progresses, as you might have guessed, is up to you... except during cutscenes. Due to something sufficiently awesome happening, or simply due to one picture not being enough to smoothly represent what you've commanded, there will be times when I post multiple pictures in a row and your commands will do nothing. I will preface such events whenever I can and I will try to avoid railroading, but this might not always be possible.

The other reason I came here instead of, say, /anon/ is because PQ is typically pretty work-safe. I'm not saying nothing mature ever happens; I'm just being honest. Even if something NC-17 does happen, tiny sprites aren't very expressive to begin with.

So, how to play PQ? Well, there's not really any rules - just a few general guidelines:

1. To progress the story, just give a command in your post and, if others agree with you (or if nobody else is around), it'll be done in the next pic, at which point the cycle continues. Commands should be kept simple, which basically just means 'Please don't make an entire paragraph outlining your four-point battle strategy against a few timberwolves."

2. Speaking of battle, when you are fighting enemies, I'll be using a D6 to determine how well you do. This is mostly to balance OP characters like Twilight and Rainbow Dash, who can pretty much one-shot or instantly escape from even boss-level threats with ease. The higher the roll, the better your command will turn out.

3. As you may have guessed by the name and artstyle, PQ is inspired by old Sierra-type adventure games like the King's Quest series. This means that, while the story won't be linear, making the wrong command will likely get you hurt or killed, typically in a manner you might deem 'unfair.' For example, a somewhat famous cause of death in the first PQ from back on /mlp/ was teleporting onto a cloud as Twilight... and promptly falling through the cloud and snapping her neck. No health bar, no do-over, instant death. Depending on the quest, death may be negligible, reversible, or permanent; I'll let you know early on which is the case, depending upon the story.


This is a CYOA that uses (not terrible) MSPaint drawfaggotry instead of writefaggotry and that progresses via democratic suggestion instead of gets or whatever other traditional -chan methods there are.

In the next post, I'll summarize the different stories you can pick from. Yes, you literally choose your own adventure, before the game even begins.
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Sexy and I know it.
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This place is boring.
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Post your guilty pleasure songs.

Cause I'm bored.

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Would you Read this book, in a cemetery?
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On Thursday, Officer Jesse Kidder could have opened fire on a man in New Richmond, Ohio, and likely would never have heard a breath of the protest that followed the shootings of Eric Harris and Walter Scott.
What might have been a “suicide by cop” ended in the suspect’s arrest and booking, thanks to what Kidder’s colleagues say was his “great restraint.”

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Post you're favorite Pepe, regardless of rarity or dankness
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I have a pimple on my crotch and it hurts whenever I press on it.

wat do
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>people who, when they have lost an argument, don't immediately admit they were wrong, and instead try to save face and gracefully lose without giving the opponent the satisfaction of victory
literally die
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mlpchan still here?
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Duh furry Critters thread is finally here.

And late... My bad
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Joel Osteen's "church" raked in over 600,000 dollars in tax-deductible donations in a single weekend.

Willing to bet that not a single one of the donators has spent a cent donating to starving children, refugees, or homeless. Yet these are the kind of people who brought the anti-gay pizza parlor to 100,000 dollars in donations. They'll dole out cash so a business owner doesn't have to serve pizza to a homosexual but not even think twice to give a dime to a starving child.

The fact is, the vast, vast majority of American "Christians" are nothing more than modern Pharisees. When they look in the face of God at Judgement and say "Lord, Lord," and try to say they called themselves by His name, they will be told "depart from me. I knew you not."

Then they'll see their heroes like Osteen and Reagan in Hell.
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Spartans were expected to have male lovers, but purely physical relationships between males was condemned by the state. Instead the older lover was expected to act as the guardian and guide during the younger lover's military training.
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Horsefuc/k/ers thread 1. Battletoads
What do you personally define as a "battle rifle"? Do they still have place in modern warfare?

2. I want to cum inside-
What is your favorite battle rifle design? Why?

3. inb4 SHTF
What are the most widespread (if any) firearms in your immediate area? What caliber is the most common in your immediate area?

4. Future is coming, hide the watermelon
Caseless ammo, recoilless cannons, exoskeletons, dem drones, and so on. Which science fiction (or just underused) armament would you like to see come to life? What effect would it have on combat in general?


6. Just like cowadooty!
Let's say you have a free pass for one modular attachment for any firearm, within reason. What do you get? Doesn't even have to be legal where you live.
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>tfw critics don't understand the post-ironic genius of Pall Blart: Mall cop 2
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TFW you finish one of your favorite stories and feel all nostalgic and melancholy.
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toybox become my Kanako Sumiyoshi tulpa, and turn into a Nyan

inside of an Comicon Female Gundam Mask & gonna crash a plane into forests/ w no survivors
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>As if that wasn’t traumatizing enough for a pregnant worker at a fast food restaurant to be robbed at gunpoint, the shift manager said the restaurant tried to get her to pay back the stolen money and then fired her after she refused.

>After the robbery where nearly $400 was stolen by a man that police have yet to identify and catch, according to KHOU, Holcomb said her manager came to her with a choice: make up for the money or be fired. Less than two days after the robbery, Holcomb was fired.

Did you know if you are robbed while working at your job, you are supposed to pay your job back the money that was stolen? I didn't know that.
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StraightFags, assemble!

No gays aloud.
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A Turkish politician who has been the Mayor of Ankara since 1994 is currently being sued after unveiling a 20-foot-tall metal robot in the city.
After the public backlash, Gökçek simply replied ‘Respect the robot’, which surprisingly only made things worse.


Taxpayers hit the roof when Mayor Melih Gökçek pulled the sheet off his Transformer-like masterpiece, saying it is an enormous waste of their money – and rightly so, as he blew a pretty big budget on it.

The off-the-wall mayor is now being sued by the Turkish Union of Engineers and Architects’ Chambers, who have described the robot as a ‘monstrosity’.
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I'm going to be completely honest. I do not have a diaper fetish. Anyone who is into that needs mental help.
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is Nyan Koi, an alright 12 episode anime

I wanna break a Khajitt Statue on a pile of coins & become cursed by talking 2 lusty feline chicks

And- having 2 do 100 khajitt jobs of making katia managan cry and growl in my dirty green bed
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If you liked deponia part one in the 1 dollar bundle. The complete package with commentary is on sale

https://www.madorc.com/deals/deponia-the-complete-journey $7.99

If you wanted postal 2 but don't own it and want it in a bundle with other games included. http://www.bundlestars.com/all-bundles/trinity-2-bundle/
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Careers that will almost guarantee a life of poverty. Artist and music aside which ones can you think up?
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Sex in Public "Basic Human Right," Claims City of New York; Re-education Mandated for Bigoted Driver
>A cabbie has been ordered to pay $15,000 for telling a lesbian couple to stop kissing in his taxi.

>Administrative Law Judge John Spooner last month ruled cabbie Mohammed Dahbi violated a city human-rights law when he told the women he wouldn’t keep driving if they continued to smooch.

>“Keep that in the bedroom or get out of the cab,” Dahbi said during the 2011 ride from Manhattan to Brooklyn, one of the women testified during a civil trial.

>Christina Spitzer and Kassie Thornton said they exchanged just a quick “peck” on the lips, and were upset by what they perceived to be discrimination because of their sexual orientation.

>Spooner ordered Dahbi to pay the couple $10,000 and a $5,000 fine to the city.

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The cool thing about being Asian is that you can see everything in widescreen. Im not even being racist, thats awesome.
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>Bro goes out
>Comes back 2 hours later, strolls into the room and throws a happy meal box at me
>Top was open, fries everywhere (not really, that dixie cup bullshit had like 10 fries in it
>Small baggie flies out
>Ask wtf then notice the face on the box
>EQG Twalot
>Break a sweat, look slowly to my right at the baggie on the floor
>Brother is laughing maniacally as I realize what it is

What should I do with this
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>Chicago forced to make concealed carry accessible

>Mass shooting prevented by CCer

>B-but concealed carry puts us all in danger!

>Now crazy people can carry a gun!
>Y-y-you'll just get shot with your own gun!
>Just let the criminals do what they want! They don't want to hurt you!
>You'll never need a gun to protect yourself, it's not the wild west!

Gun-grabbers btfo
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What have you been disappointed with this year?
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>riding around, getting groceries
>at the corner waiting to cross
>the light changes
>I zip across
>slow down on the other side and shift to a lower gear
>some super redneck guy in a big truck rolls down his window as I'm passing by
>lol wut
>pic related it's my bike

Any of you guys have similarly weird encounters/get other amazingly weak heckles?
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>video games
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Hi guys I'm new. Mind telling me about this site?
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TFW You can't find the bug in your code import flash.events.MouseEvent;
//Start button mouse in-out effect
start_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, starthover_fn);
start_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, playflash_fn);
function starthover_fn(event:MouseEvent){
start_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, starthover_fn);
start_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OUT, starthoverout_fn);
function starthoverout_fn(event:MouseEvent){
start_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, starthover_fn);
function playflash_fn(event:MouseEvent){
start_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, playflash_fn);
gotoAndPlay(1,"Scene 1");
//skip to action button
skipout_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, expandskip_fn);
var debug2_cnt:Number = new Number (0);//debug

function expandskip_fn(event:MouseEvent){
trace("expand", debug2_cnt);//debug
skipout_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, expandskip_fn);
skipout_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OUT, collapseskip_fn);
skipout_btn.e1_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, playfuck1_fn);
skipout_btn.e2_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, playfuck2_fn);
function collapseskip_fn(event:MouseEvent){
skipout_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OUT, collapseskip_fn);
skipout_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, expandskip_fn);
skipout_btn.e1_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, playfuck1_fn);
skipout_btn.e2_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, playfuck2_fn);

function playfuck1_fn(event:MouseEvent){
skipout_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OUT, collapseskip_fn);
skipout_btn.skipin_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, expandskip_fn);
skipout_btn.e1_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, playfuck1_fn);
skipout_btn.e2_btn.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, playfuck2_fn);
gotoAndPlay(1,"Scene 9");

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH feugfjewv0s9t5yrubswe4oizucn0rp3zsuvr5b4oswyutc4onry48zvobtsgfe4rtc

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ITT: Revelations about shows you watched/games you played that blew your mind as an adult.

>I grew up watching the 4kids dub of Yu-Gi-Oh! and loved it

>until a couple weeks ago, I didn't even realize that it wasn't originally a kid's show
>I now know how heavily censored the US version is thanks to these videos:



I definitely have to watch the original version at some point.
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post yfw someone boreposts near you
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HELP I need help i've been feeling suicidal and my last attempt failed, I don't know what to type here
I just need help either in killing myself or whatever
Please help!
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Hip-hop/rap thread? So far this year we've gotten:

>new Kendrick Lamar

>new Lupe Fiasco
>new Death Grips
>new Action Bronson
>new Earl Sweatshirt
>new Tyler The Creator
>new Joey Bada$$

and we will also be getting:

>new Kanye West

>new Chance The Rapper
>new Wacka Flocka Flame
>new Big Boi
>new Vince Staples
>new Pusha T
>new Lil B

It's a good year.
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does anyone know of any good fics with an Alicorn Big Mac?
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Confession thread, farewell Edition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11QTBeP5xRE
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it must be pretty rad, being born into the fat disgusting jew illuminati and getting your little pig-dick sucked whenever you want by 10/10 celebrities that live and die on your command. anyone know where i can sign up? i'm not a jew, fat or disgusting but with some plastic surgery i might be able to make it work
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
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You know who I really respect? The Scots. And also their island neighbors to the southwest, the Irish. What a fine, non-objectionable group of guys with an innocuous relationship to the region which they inhabit...
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You guys are losers. lol
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The Brony Show 180 - Pony Spotlight - Nightmare Moon "The Brony Show 180 - Pony Spotlight - Nightmare Moon

Hello everypony. We're intruducing a new segment for our show. The Pony Spotlight. We'll be taking some time to talk about one of the many ponies of MLP: FiM. To introduce it we're bringing in the Villain that we saw in Season 1 and still inspires us to this day. Nightmare Moon. Join us as we talk about this villian and the community's response to her.

Be sure to join us at www.thebronyshow.net at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. Also be sure to stay after for Crimson's oatmeal galore afterparty. if you want us to email you about events going on with the show, just email [email protected] and ask to be subscribed. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at [email protected] and ask for a spot. They fill up fast so be sure to reach us quickly. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at www.ponyvillelive.com"
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GTA V thread. Let's have a GTA V thread cause everyone be playing it.

That I just want to say how amazing it is to put in a bunch of custom tracks, play first person mode, and just go on missions, or just drive around.

Like, I just got done with a mission where i had to assassinated a target with a sniper, and hopped on my bike, and during the whole escape I have this playing https://youtu.be/KPZ47_qMqYA?t=28

People swarming me and gunning them down with an uzi. Like seriously, fuck the GTA V raido, so glad I found out you can put in your own songs
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>cuck wars
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pleb and proud anyone up for one of these threads?
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The Duck Had Enough There was a duck and geese in the room. The geese were too loud. There was nowhere in the room the duck could go for some peace and quiet. The duck had enough! It stood up and walked straight out the door. The duck kicked off and flapped into the air. The duck spun around in circles and flew off to a better place.
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Tulpa General: I DID IT RIGHT THIS TIME edition #Cyclic
Main site: tulpa.info
Tulpa Guide Master List:
What is a tulpa?
>A tulpa is believed to be an autonomous consciousness which also exists in a self imposed hallucinatory body, which is usually much of your choice. A tulpa is entirely sentient and in control of its opinions, feelings, movements.
>It is perceived as completely real, and you don't have to constantly focus on it to keep it around.
(info by FAQ_Man)
To connect to the IRC:
>download a client, or use Mibbit
>attach irc.rizon.net
>#tulpa-forum: created by the people here.
>#tulpa-commons: On/off-topic IRC, moderated
>#tulpa.info: moderated, mostly tulpa.info members
>#tulpa: less/unmoderated
>#tulpacuddles: supposed to be a friendly place, lots of tulpas talk here
>#tulpa-general: Wesley's channel
>#tulpachat: place for tulpas to chat only, proxying + possession
>#tulpamagick: Metaphysical discussion
>#tulpa_ot: off topic
>#tulpa-420yoloswag: Methos' drug & tulpa den
>#tulpa-jx: Official Tulpa Channel of JX
>#TulpaDrugs: Drugs + Tulpas = Fun times
>#tulpa.shoutbox: replacement for the shoutbox on the site.
>#tuppers: Fede's secret clubhouse, no non-tones allowed
>#ponytulpas: self-explanatory, hooves only
>#tumblrtulpa: For those with a Tumblr
>#reddittulpa: IRC made by tulpamancers from Reddit
Or head to tulpa.info and click CHAT in the header.
Want to chat with some of the thread guys, listen to some tulpas possessing people and generally piss about? Man have I got the client for you.
Mumble info (download here - http://sourceforge.net/projects/mumble/files/latest/download):
Address - mumble-ru.cleanvoice.ru
Port – 58992

Address: gir.red-m.net
no port needed
>Where do I start?
Read a few guides to get an idea of what the process is like, then decide which guide will work best for you and follow it. Ask lots of questions and don't be afraid to experiment or even mix methods to make the experience as unique as possible, for only you know what works best for you.
>Where are the guides?
Read the OP.
>Can you kill a tulpa?
If you are going to create a tulpa just to destroy it later, you probably shouldn't do it in the first place. However, it is possible to dissipate a tulpa by actively ignoring it.
>Can you have sex with a tulpa?
Tulpae can simulate the stimulation of all five senses, so yes. You shouldn't really make a tulpa for purely sexual reasons, though.
>Can you have multiple tulpae?
>What if my tulpa hates me or wants me to die?
Tulpae live off the attention of their hosts. Without it, they die. Therefore, tulpae tend to treat their hosts well and love them dearly, provided the hosts do the same. However, they are also still sentient, and thus, treating them badly will cause them to act out.
>Is this self-induced schizophrenia? Are you insane?
Well, we're all probably a little bit insane here, but tulpae aren't the same as schizophrenia. The main difference is that schizophrenia is uncontrollable, while tulpae can be controlled and ignored by their hosts.
>Is falling asleep while forcing bad?
>Do I need to talk out loud to my tulpa and look insane?
It's a personal preference, but you may also talk to your tulpa in your thoughts (mindvoice), which goes unnoticed.
>Can a tulpa create another tulpa?
>I'm getting headaches when I force! Is this bad?
Headaches are common while forcing, and usually considered a good sign. Not everyone gets them, but if you do they should diminish after a while.
>Can I base my tulpa off a real person or an existing character?
Yes, but don't treat them like they actually are that person/character. Tulpas need to grow into their own individual person over time. Let them.
>Will doing x drug affect my tulpaforcing?
As with everything in tulpa creation, this is a subjective experience. Some claim better visualization, others say tulpas may go missing for the duration of the experience, others felt no effects. Above all, be safe for both your sakes.
>I think I might be parroting/creating my tulpas responses. What if I always know what they're going to say?
If you're worried about parroting, you're probably not doing it. Parroting is 100% deliberate and a fully conscious action. There's no such thing as "sub-conscious parroting".
If you feel you make responses for your tulpa or always know what they will say, it's because you know your tulpa well. Like when you know a friend's personality really well and you have an idea what they'll say in reply to something. Your tulpa will use what you know of her personality to think of a response. This is normal early on and will fade with time.
>Am I going to create a servitor?
If you're not trying to make a servitor, then you won’t. If you're that worried, then you're already way too devoted to make an accidental servitor.

========= DO/DONTS ========
-fear parroting, early responses will feel like they're you, but they will grow more distinct with time. This does NOT mean you should actively parrot your Tulpa, as this can and probably will lead to issues.
-count hours spent on this. It's just a burden and feeds into expectations of how long it "should" take.
-worry that you might make a servitor or hologram, this can easily turn into a tulpa.
-be surprised if your tulpa starts moving on their own very soon.
-treat your tulpa like a doll and carry them around in the wonderland. It's better to parrot a little movement than to reinforce the appearance of non-sentience.
-expect voice out of nowhere. This may happen, but it may also take a long time of listening to quiet little thoughts from them first.
-worry – worrying and doubting only hinders things.
-worry about forcing before bed.
-Assume your tulpa is sentient from the moment you start. Imagine them behind you or otherwise with you all day long. This gives a head start on imposition, makes them grow faster due to always being thought of, and does wonders for your visualization skills.
-Believe all responses come from your tulpa unless you are 100% certain they do not.
-Try to imagine their form in every detail, with all your senses. This will make them feel more real.
-Go on adventures in your mind with your tulpa when they're ready.
-Always give your tulpa plenty of love and attention.
-Trust your tulpa. Much of what you're aiming to create must be at least partially done by them.
-Be patient and don't rush things. They will progress at their own pace
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How Embarassing! Say something about yourself you feel people here will laugh at you for. I'll post mine in a bit because people always seem to reply to the OP's response to his own question rather than answer it themselves when threads like this come up.
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k gaiz, lets have a booze quiz? I'll go first, who can guess if I'm a beer or wine person?
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So, Drawponies finally got caught Tracing the show and selling it for profit

People are pissed

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>not letting them know
>not letting them see
>being the good girl you always have to be
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Hey, bub.

Yeah, that's right.

My past is not today.

You gonna make something of it?
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Is piracy wrong?
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Ok, so what ya think of this week new episode?
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Why are there so many furries that are freaks? I know that the brony community has its fair share of weirdoes but it is so much worse in the furry community for some reason.
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What person today embodies the true spirit of the American rockstar?
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Batman Vs Superman Trailer leaked.

Too lazy to post link, just type it on YouTube and use the last hour filter.
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>tfw you wake up
>tfw you don't remember going to bed
>tfw you blacked out at your fraternities formal
>tfw you read your messages and learn that you went to your ex's place
>tfw you told her that you can't be friends with her anymore because when you see her you're just in denial that you still love her
>tfw you told her that you shouldn't hangout anymore because you're just deluding yourself
>tfw you figure that out and sit in the rain crying for the last hour
>tfw life
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HotDiggityDemon, the guy who made the Pony.MOV series, made a FNAF parody.


what do you guys think?
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A phalanx has just kicked your door in

How do you defeat them?
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So...anyone here know enough about computers to fix this problem.

Happen forever ago where textures would just stretch forever, and for the most part, I've learn to ignore it.
But I really need to get rid of it. Any ideas?
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Hey Toy how hard would you fuck this guy?

I'm straight and I'd probably suck his dick at least

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Just look at that asshole rabbit Quicky. No, seriously. Look at that long eared faggot. Remember how he started out? He didn't even have clothes on, he just went around naked, wiggled his ears, and on his chest was a dumb ass letter 'N'. But shit, even then he had some buddies, he ran around some weird acid-induced world and popped caps in salt monsters with his piece.

And what now? Now I buy Nesquik and it's got a new stickers series: Quicky visits cities of the world, twatting New York, Amsterdam, London, so on. And I instantly got pretty fucking mad. Before that that dick got himself fucking fashionable clothes, and now that bitch just rolls around the world.

AND YOU KNOW THE BEST PART? That faggot didn't age a bit, he just got clothes and apparently lots of dosh. But me, I aged, I got old god dammit, I fucking got a wife, kids, and they all ask to buy that faggy rabbit's products, and he looks at me from the sticker, grinning "Well, it happens man, you're old and I'm still young and full of life, ride around the world and fuck hares!" And I get pretty fucking butthurt from the fact that we will all grow old, but that fucking rabbit will be forever young and on our graves some kids will drop a wrapping from a Nesquik candy, and from that wrapper that same faggot will be smiling, still unchanged.

Burn in hell, scumbag. I used to love you, I wanted to be like you, but those times are gone. Fuck you, Nesquik bunny.
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Whenever somebody criticizes a song as being "not art", people often respond with hostility. I've seen this on /mu/ sometimes. This idea that what constitutes art isn't up for debate, all music is art by default. But isn't this completely fucking stupid? What constitutes art is not objective since we don't actually know what art is.

Oxford dictionary definition of art: "The expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power".


This is subjective

>Emotional power

This is also subjective

What if I find beauty or emotional power in Nicki Minaj's music? The definition of art has subjective criteria so nothing is objectively "art"
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To infinity and beyozzzzzzzzz.....
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Here have a cute horse thing
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Did you get the right cutie mark in this life?
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...whatever happend to that one chick of posted rainbow dash?

she was cool
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>That'll be $17.99, plus tip.
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Hey guys, there's a free game that you keep if you install it this weekend, Fractured Space.
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Whats foalcon? Is it related to a convention since it has con in it?
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So what's happened? I've been deprived of internets for the past 8-9 month so I need some update on what has happened.

Post the events of your interest:
news on movies, music, games
news on politics, police actions, sports
news on guns, electronics, equipments


Post the events of your activities:
Out-doors, where have you been, what did you do, what did you achieve recently, anything you are proud of
In-doors, epic threads or discussions, latest memes, stuff that are a thing on the internet


I'd like a summary or a brief rundown on this merger:
what is this merger about
when it is going to take place
where will anonthony be and what he's going to do
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Streaming stuff Heya

This Friday at 9:00 est I'm going to stream Over The Garden Wall and Spirited Away.
Come join if you're interested.

Linkie: https://livestream.com/accounts/5806601/events/3973934
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/oat/ i have to give a persuasive speech on Wednesday
what should my topic be?
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I'm pretty sure Facebook just suggested Evanesca and Forrest to me as friends.
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/oat/, Would you want to participate in something like this?

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Yes, I mad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs

The stupid ass crossguard lightsaber is one thing, but now they practically steal Darth Revan's design for this dude?

God damn it Disney.
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>Go into men's room.

>Urinal is smashed.
>Stroll into lady's room.
>Rip loud and long bean fart while pissing.
>Grunt a few times.
>Leave the seat up.

Problem feminists?
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hahahahha its like ur chinese cartoons XDDDDDD


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(ᗒᗨᗕ) (⁎⚈᷀᷁ᴗ⚈᷀᷁⁎) (⌯⌅⌄⌅)
(≧ڡ≦*) ,、’`<(❛ヮ❛✿)>,、’`’`,、 (⁰ੌ⌣⁰ੌ๑)
o(`・∀・´)○ (ᗒᗊᗕ) ೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) ლ(o◡oლ) (ノ^_^)ノ
(ノ・∀・)ノ ◉‿◉ (⌯⚈ै〰̇⚈ै)
ೖ(σ̑˽σ̑)ೖ (⚈᷀᷁ᴗ⚈᷀᷁⁎) ◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦
✌(-‿-)✌ ( ‾ʖ̫‾) ˙ ͜ʟ˙
(●⌃ٹ⌃) ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ (*꒩̐﹀꒩̐*)
῍̩̞(∗ɞ⌄ɞ∗)◞ “:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾*+:•*∴ (^◇^;)
⍣ঠৈ ◡ુ͐ ঠৈ⍣ (✿ ◜◒◝ ) ✧*.◟(ˊᗨˋ)◞.*✧ᗯ੨~ɪ̊♪ْ˖⋆
⌒°(ᴖ◡ᴖ)°⌒ o((◕ฺ∀ ◕✿ฺ))o (ღ′◡‵)
(⋓ื◡⋓ื) (´◉◞౪◟◉`) ҽ̑ӏ͜ ҽ̑
(*ฅ́˘ฅ̀*) (。≖ิ‿≖ิ)
☁മ◡മ☁ (๑’ᗢ’๑)ฅ o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮(。❛ᴗ❛。)╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡
(థฺˇ౪ˇథ) ꒡ꆚ꒡ (๑→‿ฺ←๑)
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hello /oat/ i'm new how weird iz all the topics, in here?
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You can sage my threads, but you can't sage my freedom.
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hardest moment for rainbowdash WAT iz she gonna choose~ [Wet Cream Cunts] or [Long Pointing Boners]?
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This catfish has killed more Nazis than you. You fail sir, good day.
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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
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Is There a Point to Creating Fanon/Head Canon? Posting from Ponychan here. http://www.ponychan.net/chan/fic/res/132172.html
I hope this thread isn't too... Pretentious. That being said, I apologies if this thread comes off as needless whining. In that case, I will delete the thread if it reaches an unreceptive level.

The following thread is a composition of my ramblings and thoughts on the title subject matter. Subject may drift and deviate from off course into incoherent ramblings, in which case feel free to disregard and mock with no restraint. Thread itself is an exercise of burning off steam in a temporary manner in hopes of earning sympathetic commentary, if there is indeed any to be had.

Pretentious dialogue is inevitable, as such it is advise to the sane readers here to avoid this thread outright entirely if they are not looking forward to perpetuate what will probably end up as a flame thread of little to no value. Expect OP angst in some major form or another. (In this case, prepare your best forum weapons to mock as such accordingly.)

Logical fallacies probably present in some form. Proceed to destroy such items accordingly as you see fit.
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ManDude's Advenute Hello. I'm ManDude. If you reply to this...make this a long reply. I'm a brony. But you can call me ManDude.
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can some pony recolor this dashie, 2 look like Sweetiebot

you can, edit a small horn on the forehead
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i dont curr

this guy is a hero

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>Prepurchase GTA V and get ingame bux
>Wow you can preload it so you can be ready to play our latest cash grab as soon as we see fit

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh great
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What's your favorite donut filling? Custard, strawberry, lemon, blueberry..?

Mines actually prune..
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ITT: Lonely people

Post ITT if you are all alone today. Not necessarily in a lustful or depressed way, but just like, for example, being in your own house with none of your family or friends home for hours, not knowing what to do to kill time.
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But come ye back when summer's in the meadow,
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow,
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,—
Oh, Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy, I love you so!
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i somehow managed to go from going to sleep around 2am to going to sleep around 8am

i am now literally nocturnal
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Feels thread.
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Equestria Girls is shit.
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Anyone here seen this?

Is it really as good as everyone is saying?

Apparently it's a superhero show except super gritty and edgy like The Dark Knight as opposed to silly and fun like The Avengers.
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Do organized team sports teach people to be hyper-aggressive and dehumanize the other team so they don't feel bad about harming them?
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this front page is in desperate need of fun and a mikie thread

most importantly a mikie thread
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>new adventure time tomorrow
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muzique Post music and I will listen to it.

Post literally anything you want me or anyone to listen to and I will listen to it.

Only three exceptions: No metal with growling/screeching vocals, no pop-country, and no generic EDM like Skrillex or deadmau5. Other than that, anything.

If you post harsh noise, please give me a warning. If I have already heard what you posted, I will tell you.

In particular looking for: Electronic music, especially stuff with a lot of vocoders or generally manipulated vocals (ex: Kraftwerk, Daft Punk); microsound (ex: Ryoji Ikeda).

One more thing: please don't be a douche and post a ton of annoying stuff/stuff you know is terrible.
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>If you don't have at least some learning in a subject (formal or informal) then you shouldn't participate.
That's bullocks. Making judgment calls is one thing, but anyone with a sincere wish to learn and communicate with others can contribute to a conversation.
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I want Kinzie to punch me in the face.
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This is what all the cool kids were using about ten years ago.
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A long jouney Salutations to the common users here of MLPChan, it has been a couple of months sense I have posted or even lurked in these parts, but I felt that with recent events, gratitude was in order.

I have been an on and off user of /Oat/ for a little over Three years now (if my math is correct), and in this time regardless of the fandom/show (Seeing as this board is for Off Topic posts), I made many friends, Memories, and Realizations.

One of these realizations I made a year and a half back, was that I was Bisexual and was falling in love with another man.

Seeing as this was a Anonymous postboard, I felt this was the only place I could really talk about the problems I was having like the fears of it just being a faze, the fear of rejection from friends and family, and so on, freely and without judgment.

I was given a lot of advice, met some interesting people and learned many things I could use to keep calm and collective.

It is now April 14 2015, and at this point, I have told most of my friends and family about my sexuality, got into a relationship with someone I really like (although me and him are having a mild bump in our relationship) and ultimately like myself more now then ever before in my life.

>So what's the point of this word wall?

Simple /Oat/: Thank you.

You people were a big chunk of my support and knowledge, I really couldn't have gotten this far this fast without your help, and I don't feel I can repay that to you guys in the scale if things.

But my life is Changing for the better, and while I am not going to let it all get ahead of me so that it can all turn bad quickly (pessimistic I know), I haven't felt this free and happy since I was a small lad.

So thank you MLPChan, Thank you /Oat/ and /Anon/, thank you Mikie Pie, ToyBox, Z and all the other users with names that my mind can't click onto right now. (Jeez I hope they didn't all leave while I was gone)

I love you all.

~Your faithful and eternal user:
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"Mewtwo will be made available to the public on April 28th, 2015"

"Mewtwo DLC codes now going out in Japan, EU and NA to follow"

The redeem code != the content. The content has not been released. Your code is only applicable after the content you want has been made and put in the game. As it will be once the game is patched on the 28th of April.

This means your code will activate when the patch is released; the 28th of April.

There, I solved your problem. And I am being an asshole because I had a bad day. I am also being an asshole because you're acting as a tool; I haven't owned a Nintendo game made after 1998; I have no idea about SSMB or Mew-Two or DLC or WiiUs or whatever the fucking shit Nintendo got going; and with no more information than the worlds "Nintendo" "DLC" "Mewtwo" and "Code" did I figure it out for you in less time than it took me to write up this one single paragraph.
That basically means you are either a drooling idiot, which I doubt; or you are lazy. Rather than just spend that 1 minute browsing the net you went to make other people sort out your problems. I don't know if that's some sort of social issue. Like it's easier for some people to ask a group than to seek out information independently. But it's still really rude, to be frank. It's like you value your own time inherently higher than that of others to the point where you can't put the slightest bit of effort into answering a question that literally only requires you to have the skills of "Can read", "Can write", "Can operate a PC at a 3rd grade level."

Like, really. I'd be ashamed. So basically I sorted your problem and I called you a faggot as my payment because there is no reason for me to act as a kindly aunt for someone who would rather go "fix it" to strangers than actually fix an issue.

On the plus side I don't expect you to thank me so this was no more expense of you than some of your pride and having to read more than what you had to read googling the issue. Merry Christmas you thread deleting scrub. 1v1 me on Lavender town, cocksucker.
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>I would have more respect for music in the modern age if 90% of songs were not just repeating the same line over and over again for 80% of the song.
you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about and it's funny.
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Maybe the merge has already happened, and we've simply been left behind...
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Two guys walk into a bar...
They are LGBTQASDFJKL; which we here at FuckCo. take pride in supporting for entirely non-monetary reasons.

Knock knock
Who's there?
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Watching Blade Runner for the first time. They should've renamed this Harrison Ford Eats at Restaurants.
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Can you touch your toes?
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I accidentally... So, I don't know if I actually posted this observation on a previous thread, but Nic Nac totally looks like Party Favor. Minus the horn.

After I watched the episode, it fits too well.
It's great! That means I have the perfect recolor target~

Plus, they're both pretty cool dudes.
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>Killed his own mother for telling him what to do
>Into shitty, non-roman hipster art
>Wildly shitty administrator
>Hated Christfags

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>tfw people think you are a right wing conservative redneck for superficial reasons
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I envy those of you who can go to school full time, maintain a respectable GPA, work part time (or more), pursue extracurricular activities, apply for jobs and/or scholarships, keep your house relatively tidy, maintain a social life, find time to pursue a personal hobby, exercise, relax and/or meditate and get a decent amount of sleep, and do all of this regularly without being on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

It is beyond me that this expected of "normal people". And that anyone who falls short of this expectation "doesn't have their shit together".
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Is it true that Canada has scratch and sniff money?
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Does anyone want to join my secret society? We're like the Illuminati for sluts.
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The Brony Show 179 - The Brony Show finishes reading about Nightmare Rarity "The Brony Show 179 - The Brony Show finishes reading about Nightmare Rarity

Hello everypony. It's time. We have a new mic for our mane host so what better way than to finish reading the comic story arc of Nightmare Moon. Come join the silly fun as we give our silliest voices for this.

Be sure to join us at www.thebronyshow.net at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. Also be sure to stay after for Crimson's oatmeal galore afterparty. if you want us to email you about events going on with the show, just email [email protected] and ask to be subscribed. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at [email protected] and ask for a spot. They fill up fast so be sure to reach us quickly. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at www.ponyvillelive.com"
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Never aired episode of dexters lab, the cut final angry beavers episode, the never aired short that became johnny bravo.
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Do I look fat?
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Seven o'clock. Thump thump thump creak thump thump thump. Eight o'clock. Thump thump thump creak thump thump thump. Midnight. Thump thump thump creak thump thump thump. Two thirty in the afternoon. Thump thump thump creak thump thump thump. I broke the broom. Is there anything else I can bat the ceiling with?
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What's the most difficult/frustrating boss you've ever faced in a video game?
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Nothing of interest here, move along Please step away from the scene, sir.
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>lying in bed meditating upon the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
>mum walks in and tells me to stop sleeping, I'm late for school
>patiently remind her that I don't sleep, I just dream
>she abruptly opens the curtains and walks out
>light up a cigarette and walk slowly to my R.E. lesson
>slide into my seat at the back of the class
>they are discussing the afterlife
>I loudly announce that they're all racing to a red light
>teacher asks if I can understand how the belief in an afterlife is a solace to some people
>I tell him that fairytales aren't good for anybody
>he asks why I begrudge people the right to their own personal beliefs
>"they gotta get together and tell each other stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamned day?"
>"what's that say about their reality?" I ask
>"you haven't answered the question, Anon"
>"then start asking the right fucking questions"
>tired of his low IQ, I take a beer out of my bag and crack it open
>"what are you doing!" he demands
>"it's Thursday and it's past noon. On Thursdays I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that"
>he tries to confiscate my beer but I capture him in an arm lock
>he becomes vexed and slaps me around the back of my head
>I look him straight in the eye and tell him that prison is very very hard on people who hurt kids
>"if you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself"
>silently walk out of class, pausing briefly at the door to give God the finger
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FL studio and ponies? This is a cool feature. The only things I can't do is hit enter and change the settings here :/
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>Took the time to learn a spell that permanently removes cutie marks.

>Never learns spell to hide hers and prefers covering and redrawing hers every day.
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Joss Whedon slams Jurassic World for sexist gender roles https://archive.today/pyCMp

>Avengers director takes umbrage at the status quo set up by the first clip from the film

>Yesterday saw the first clip from director Colin Trevorrow’s Jurassic World premiere online. While many fans were no doubt bummed by the lack of dinosaurs, others were merely titillated by the appearance of strong-chested Chris Pratt.

>But Joss Whedon saw the clip a different way. The Avengers: Age of Ultron director/writer has made a reputation for creating powerful female characters in his stories, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Zoe from Firefly. In the JW clip, what he saw was a stiff, emotionless, over-organized woman and a “charming” sex-joke making, down-to-earth man. In other words, a set of tired gender tropes that Whedon related to old-fashioned sexism

Here's the clip in question.
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ليتل قيام الأميركيين يعرفون أن أنا فعلا إرهابيا. Little do the Americans know that Im actually a terrorist.
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>tfw living with a teenage brother who can't control his emotions
>tfw literally no idea when he will be super happy or so angry that he starts breaking stuff and yelling
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3d Tree models already on the way. Well that didn't take long. Alright, whoever has a giant-ass 3d printer, you know what to do!
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LOL! California is done. Instead of simply allowing a water market to form where prices reflect supply and demand, they're going to smart-meter their socialist edicts, centrally planning the water economy into prosperity.

Everybody is blaming some party or political group and they're all going to claw at each other until it's all gone and some fucking federal emergency is declared where Oregonians will be forced at gunpoint to carry their water to CA cotton & rice farms, almond orchards, and gold courses.
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I need, equinor recruits at /pone/
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I like squid poems
And lots of dick inside of me
Lost my sunshine
And lost my mind entirely

I like squid poems
And lots of dick inside of me
Lost my sunshine
And lost my mind entirely

There was a time
I couldn't see how
Everything 'round me was poisoned somehow
And everyone smiled
Not because things were good
But because lying suited their ends

Living a lie
Can comfort sometimes
But soon enough it will wither and die
And when it erodes
I'll say "told you so"
Because it had happened to me

There's no use in crying
There's too much to do
And I'll get it by sword or by pen

There's no time for dying
I'll see this life through
I'll find my lost childhood again

I like squid poems
And lots of dick inside of me
Lost my sunshine
And lost my mind entirely
Now I'm angered
And armed with vengeance firey
Burn it down
And let me sleep in anarchy

Now I'm angered
And armed with vengeance firey
Burn it down
And let me sleep in anarchy
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i want play shootie game but only ones i have are Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (great game but it erased all my save data and all my stuff) and Payday2 whcih i just tried playing and apparently dont know anything about or how to play
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Is it weird that I am not a fan of the show but I am a fan of all the bronie made music and sketches and stuff?
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This is a chinese cartoons thread. For discussing chinese cartoons.

So I liked Haibane Renmei.
It was okay. I guess.

You can tell everyone which ones you liked, too. If you want to, that is. I mean, I'm not the boss of you. It would be nice though.

Also DMC, Kino no Tabi, Gunslinger Girl, Jormungand, Black Lagoon and.. that's about it.
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Well that new thunderanon thread was pretty boring.
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Well that new HolyGhost thread was pretty boring.
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Well that new episode was pretty boring.
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Why is doggu soft
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>But muh wrastlin'
Its hilarious how buttmad all the rednecks who didn't think two oiled up muscled dudes in leather pants touching each other was gay but when it comes to ponies you can be sure they will start a good ol' fashioned queer bashing.
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I don't get why anyone would want to play Minecraft when there are so many better looking games out there.
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Decent E-mail Providers My Google-fu failed me. Please help. Red Star's tummy is at stake.

What I'm looking for:

1. Preferably have web-based options or at least make setting up with Thunderbird or some such client simple.
2. Won't give every detail of my life to a government or business at the drop of a hat.
3. Free.
4. URL that won't make someone think I'm some edgy anarchist.
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>tfw hardworking earth pony culture is poisoned by pegasluts and jewnicorns
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succubus dungeon http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=124135.0

are you people willing to play dwarf fortress now?
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Where is this /fart/ board ive been hearing so much about?
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Well, this is not good.


>The man, identified as 30-year-old Jared Pusok, then appeared to extend his arms signaling surrender when deputies started punching him in the head and striking him in other areas of his body.

>Pusok was ultimately punched by a group of deputies 37 times, kicked 17 times and hit with batons four times as he laid still on the ground, KNBC reported.

Seriously, what the FUCK are these cops even doing?! He was tazed, he was disabled, and he was down with his hands on the ground. And they still punch the shit out of him and kick him dozens of times. No wonder the man was taken to the fucking hospital. I mean, what the fuck?!
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>tfw you saw the error of your ways
>tfw you reformed
>tfw reforming means you have to be nice to every asshole in school
>reforming means you let people walk all over you and take it with a smile
>reforming means you put your life and your studies on hold for all their trivial bullshit
>tfw held to impossible standards while they just coast by
I liked it better as a villain.
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Why are there so many weirdos here?
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Yiff me hard Well? Do ya?
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save the goats
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How come whenever a black man gets killed everyone says its racist and its all over the news but whenever a white man gets killed no one cares?
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As a concept, slippery slope isn't well understood. On the face of it a lot of these kinds of arguments can be very specious and absurd. For example, if we allow homosexuals to marry it won't be far off before we can marry our pets. Or, if we socialize medicine, why not haircuts while we're at it?

That kind of thoughtless extrapolation will bulldoze right through natural stopping points on the slope. Obviously marriage should be for people, and bad hair days aren't a matter of life and death, right? So it's easily apparent even to the least informed how irrational those formulations of the argument are.

If you unpack the rationale behind slippery slope though, it's really not that insane. The concern is always that some principle is being altered, or degraded specifically. Some people see regress where others see progress.

The seatbelt law "slippery slope" isn't concerned just with seatbelts. Unpacking it just a little, the principle that appears under "attack" is freedom. Freedom vs. safety (and what a beloved debate this gem is), and the question as always is "should the state be nannying us?"

This should be fairly easy to dismiss out of hand. What freedom is it you're specifically concerned about? The freedom to die horrifically and preventably in a car wreck? Anyone who's life was saved by a seat belt they were forced to wear should have the good grace to thank you afterward. To be sure, I have no doubt that seatbelts save lives and the statistics reflect that. Everybody should wear a seatbelt.

BUT, this is missing the point. Yes, there are always concerns about freedom when a new law is passed (which are usually ignored since preserving the freedom to do something objectively stupid doesn't get a lot of people hopping), but that's really NOT the primary concern. The actual principle is individual responsibility. The actual question is, "what truly makes us safe?"

The thinking is that knowledge makes us safer. Conscientiousness makes us safer. Understanding risk makes us safer. Knowing that even if you do everything right you can still have an accident, will make you safer. And if you're this kind of person, you don't need to be told to wear a seatbelt.

Compulsion can make you safer. The threat of a ticket can make you safer. But that benefit stops when you step outside your car. What else are you going to do today? Drive a forklift? Smoke a cigarette? Cross the street at rush hour? Shingle your roof? Run with scissors? Go to bed without flossing?

The statistics support the (mandatory) use of seatbelts, but there are never any statistics available for the road not taken. If the objective instead were to foster the quality of character that compels a person to buckle up or don their helmets without being told, would that not be better than bubble wrapping everything piecemeal?

Maybe that's not possible. Maybe it's pie in the sky. And anyway, repealing the seatbelt law isn't going to magically translate into a nation-wide boost in common sense. But the people who think in terms of principles know this, and the objective is always long term. Any given specific law is just another opportunity to turn the tide. Rid the world of these laws, and fatalities will be up tomorrow. But what about in 20 years? 50? 100? And not just in cars; what about all risky activities? And not just physical ones, you might get smarter with your investments too! Good luck collecting those statistics and interpreting them - and principled thinkers know that as well.

Yet, the (literally) immeasurable benefit of principled thinking is seen manifested as progress everywhere, socially and technologically. It's worth taking a good hard look to see precisely what the interplay of principles are between a new law and it's "slippery slope" objectors. If you do, one side may still be right and the other wrong, but they will start to look less crazy.

Now for fun, try to unpack the pet marriage and tax-funded haircuts arguments on your own.
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How would you handle this situation?
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Too tired to do anything, too hungry to sleep
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talky thread Hello there!

How are you doing?
What's up?
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let's all go to the DMZ zone in korea and watch the north koreans be stupid

doesnt that sound like fun. would you go?

vid related


seriously i think it would be interesting to see
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Fallen members of /oat/: tribute to Queenie As the sun sets on MLPchan, we stand like Norsemen on the banks of a great river at gloaming, shunting our dead on their final voyage down its course; shall we not, like those heroic explorers, let fly our burning arrows of desire upon those vessels, and aid our countrymen on their return home to Valhalla?

Queenie, your melodic blending of Motown, Cuban jazz, and Afro-punk was a revelation to bass players across the board. No doubt more than a few ounces of penis milk were sneezed at your contributions to albums like "Parallel Horizontals" and "Quantumsexual"; as well as your extraordinary bass solo, "Flaming Lips", which launched from tasty R&B tub-thumping into a distorted, acid-laced backwoods stomp. Your touch, which seemed to evoke equal parts Larry Graham and Charles Mingus, beguiled would-be electric bassists whilst redefining gender norms.

It is a tragedy that you had to perish in that bum fight. You could play a Latin cha-cha to make the most elderly of Estonian women dance on their feet, yet you had a fool's sense--perhaps the backward thrust of your mad passion--to get between a man and his circus peanuts. We may never understand genius: you were a mystery wrapped in an enigma, with a giant cock up the tailpipe. May you have many more giant cocks where you are.

I often visit your grave site and wonder what it would be like if you had stuck around and kept innovating. But then I always realize, your greatest influence wasn't in your bass playing but in your melodic friendship style.

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I was a liberal atheist. And then my stepson found radical Islam


>Ask yourself how you would feel if your child started spouting hate-filled bile against homosexuals, women and Jews

>Over the next few months we saw the boy we knew become buried beneath a spiritual totalitarianism. The word Islam means submission. It allows you to love nothing else; to be a good Muslim, you must surrender yourself completely. Under the informal tutelage of his new friends, our boy eagerly took on the attitudes of his Muslim ‘brothers’ in place of his former personality. Why, he protested, didn’t I cook every night? Why didn’t I ‘look after’ him and his dad like a good (Muslim) woman would? I was lazy, I was ‘irresponsible’, he would say, an evil chauvinist smile on his face. I felt angry and sad.

>To keep the peace, I tried to take it as a joke, informing him that I had a career that involved more than just having babies. Gradually though, I found myself worn down by his attitude.

>It wasn’t just women who found themselves at the sharp end of our boy’s new found sagacity. A news story about Afghanistan prompted him to join in our discussion of politics, something which in the past had been of no interest to him. He informed us that the problems in the region were the fault of ‘The Jews’; everything bad in the world could be laid at the door of ‘The Jews’. The Holocaust never happened, he insisted, but in the same breath he would say that ‘the Nazis should have finished them off’. ‘The Jews’ had caused the world financial crisis and, of course, ‘The Jews’ were the reason why he couldn’t find work. It was not because he had neither qualifications nor work experience, although that was probably their fault too.

>For them, blaming America and Israel for the world’s problems is the equivalent of shouting at their parents that they ‘never asked to be born’.

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SEAPONY WAIFUS let's get, eaten in the ocean
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Copyright extensions. No I won't shut up about this. Have you ever read a public domain book? Have you ever done it without having to give the author's great great grandchildren a tiny bit of the money they'd get through the publishing company who bought the rights? Do you not like dickheads? Please read.

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What would happen if you went to a nationalist meetup and gave everyone surprise genetic tests, and the results afterwards?
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Why I'm Not Coming Hello everyone. I know Anonthony said he'd autosage any threads like this that crop off, but, well, fuck Anonthony.

I will not be silenced, and I have many things I need to say. As you can probably guess from the title, I will not be joining you all on the other side, on Ponychan. This is for a variety of reasons, which I will touch on in turn, but enough rambling on about what I'm going to talk about; let's get to it.

I'd like to tell you a story. This happened ages ago, so some of the details are a little cloudy in my head. Forgive me but I never really bothered documenting everything I said on an imageboard dedicated to fucking horses (fucking either an adjective or verb here, depending who you ask).

I remember the main topic veered off pretty quickly. I remember some of the things that some guy said. He had a name but I can't remember what it was. I suppose it's not important. Individuals have an uncanny ability to speak for entire groups better than one might first expect. Well, some of the things this guy said were utterly ludicrous. It was impossible to keep track of his train of thought. I certainly doubt he could manage to do this himself, let alone anyone trying to read the garbled mess he called communicating. It was embarassing, it was horrible, and, I'm afraid to admit, it was a little more common than I would've liked around here.

I mean, I've met some great people here. I've met some assholes too. One thing all these types have in common is just how dumb so many of the things they say are. I know I'm no saint here; I've probably pissed you guys off as much as you've pissed me off. I'm sorry about that. It doesn't change how seeing this stuff affects me as a person.

Anyway, I've veering off track. I told myself I wouldn't do that and I'm sorry I did, to you all and especially to me. Not tooting my horn here, it's just I have to put up with myself the most so I figure I owe myself the biggest apology, right? I've done it again. NEW PARAGRAPH!~

This guy was saying some stupid things. Some very, very stupid things. Entirely unfounded words, phrases, and overall he was coming across as one of the worst people I ever met. But something was even worse; he was getting a following.

There were people standing idly by nodding and going along with what he said. I couldn't take it! Who could? It took me a while to come up with a proper response, but I finally eked the words out.

"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux."

That is what I said, and that is why I am leaving you all. Except Queenie. Goodbye.
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ITT: Characters who are literally you.
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Uniquely useless talents. >the realization that you are so bored you start making random noises and come to the realization you can speak Simlish.
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post you are desktops
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why did Rarity keep Fluttershy during lunch....?
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pinkie bank
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Post something in this thread and I will say it.

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i blame u for this
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Checkmate >younger brother wants to get a chess set for his 17th birthday
>apparently he's been playing a lot online and he's convinced he's super good at it
>he gets the chess set and plays my mom
>beats her in five turns
>they play some more, my mom can never come close to beating him
>fast-forward to tonight
>mom's not home, he wants to play me
>I haven't played chess literally since I was a kid, I barely remember the rules
>I agree, figuring I'll be annihilated
>I have no strategy, I just come up with moves on the spot
>match lasts 45 fucking minutes
>I just BARELY lose because he eliminates all of my pieces except my king
>it was intense as fuck, he tried psyching me out by saying funny things, in the end the only advantages he had was the horse piece and one pawn
>I actually took out his queen twice
>I didn't want to play again because I was amazed I even got that far
>he says whoever wins the next match gets the last brownie
>fuck it, it's on
>I tell him no bullshit this time
>we are both dead silent
>I start to realize what he's expecting me to do, so I intentionally surprise him, and I can tell he's pissed
>I notice that he makes moves quickly, so I take really long amounts of time to think about my moves
>I win by eliminating all of his pieces except his king, just like he did to me
>he tries to make up some bullshit rule about how if he can get his king to my side he gets all of his pieces back
>we make our mom look it up just in case and we don't take our eyes off the board
>the rule was fake, I fucking win
>he tries to take the last brownie anyways
>I grab it from his hands and devour it
>we're gonna play again tomorrow

holy fucking shit I never knew chess could be so intense

how good are you at chess /oat/? my brother claims it is literally impossible to defeat a computer, there are over 4,000 possible outcomes and the game was created by ancient egyptians or something
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Drifting Without Purpose S'been a while since I have last drifted into these here lands. Not sure what to make of it, what with the recent merger. But for now, this small place will do for some talk. Maybe some "old days gone by" talk of times that have passed into the sands of history. Me personally? I've got a stronger tinge than usual of nostalgia for the past mid 2011 and 2012.

Just nostalgia glasses on my eyes, but for me it seems I cannot sever ties. Especially to a past that it seems that only but I long for. If anything, I suppose it is just me being sentimental for old times. The rational part of my brain says this is rather foolish. Why lament what has already past when there is still the present to be had? Passions long dead won't make themselves come back to life, nor shall the fandom you once revelved in shall revive it for the whims of a lone anon.

Just angst, but honestly I feel somewhat lonely to some degree that it only appears that I am the only one who misses anything from fandom fanon/head canon of that era. (If you could call it that.) At this point I am resigned to loiter from site to site in apathy, occassionally pitching in a comment or two before disappearing back into the shadows from whence I came. Sometimes I may make an effort to try and bring some life back into some portions of old content that I enjoyed, only to remind myself that similar efforts from the past were but in vain.

Hell, this fandom at one point brought me out into the wild to actually create something fanfiction wise for a time. Now that spirit is rather... Well, dead for the most part. It was fun while it lasted, but like most fanfiction before it, the content left much to be desired. Soon enough my efforts came to be expired.

As said, these days I just lurk, with barely a post at a month if at all. The fandom isn't quite dead yet for me, and I doubt it will ever fade for me personally at wholesale. Though I do long for to share some banter with folks of similar inkminded lines of thought like myself, yet in my four years into this fandom, I have yet to find similar like minded individuals who have remained here in a group, if at all.

Simply put, I am a nostalgia fag to put it bluntly. I even have different colored nostalgia lenes accumulated over the the time I have been in this fandom, collecting and archiving a personal library of fanon/head canon lore, characters, world building over time in my head or on a computer document. I suppose doing such an activity does fill a small part in me that feels that I am preserving a small, if inconsequential memory of the fandom, even if I am but the only individual who will ever take note of it. Looking back, I feel sad that some pieces of old tales and world simply were left to rot as the show went on, as if it never existed in the first place. Other times such pieces seemed to be loathed, even earning what appeared to me a hostile reaction whenever I attempted early on to post why such things were left behind. Such moments have left me all but barran of any desire to create content whatsoever for this fandom. Why bother if it will be ripped to shreds the moment it contradicts some common canon, viable fanon and/or otherwise? Again, just the nostalgia fag in me here talking, probably for some moment of attention and whatnot.

Why I post in this thread remains somewhat of a vague mystery to me. Perhaps I long for someone at least to sympathize and provide reason/solution to why I wander here yet. Maybe a shoulder to lean on, or at least someone to talk to who is willing to bear the ramblings of some fool, even if it is a waste of bandwidth and pixels.

What say you then?
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Thats just creepy. Why are there so many creepy furries?
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Filthy barbarian scum best barbarian scum
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Hey guys.

It is with a Heavy Heart that I have decided, after long reflection, that I will not be joining you on the great exodus to New Ponychan.

On my birthday, when I was twenty-nine years old, I left my home and the lake of my home, and went into the mountains. There I enjoyed my spirit and solitude, and for ten weeks I did not weary of it. But at last my heart changed--and rising one morning with the rosy dawn, I went before the site, and spake thus unto it:

"Oh great site! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou serveth!

"For three years thou hast climbest hither unto my flat; thou would have wearied of thy light and of the bandwith, had it not been for me, mine eagle and mine serpent.

"Be we awaited thee every morning, took from thee thine overflow of posts and blessed thee for it.

"Lo! I am weary of my online interaction, like the bee that hath gathered too much honey; I need Hands outstretched to take it.

"Therefore I must descend into the deep, as thou doest in the evening, when thou goest behind the black screen, and giveth posts also to the real world, thou exuberant site!

"Lo! This cup is again going to empty itself, and Heavy Mole is again going to be a man."

Also, if and when the merge happens, I will be smashing my lappy with a sledgehammer, and any proximal lappies, to avoid the temptation to return.

Also I murdered my family so they can't tempt me.
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ya know

idk about you

but this board needs more guns

let's start with the amazing type-56s
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>you get to be an insane psychopath yandere girl
>get to kill all the other anime grills
>gotta get senpai to notice you
>have to cover up the crimes


Looks pretty neat, I hope it keeps getting built upon, seems like a fun idea.
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This is just pathetic


I agree with these comments:

"I admire how abruptly the last three girls stopped their conversation to check their phones, almost like robots. I think its become a subconscious reflex for them. I don't know if that's funny, sad, or interesting. Maybe all three. I think someone definitely needs to conduct an experiment on this subject, like monitor their brain activity before and after the sound."

"This video is more of an interesting commentary of just how zombified cellphone technology has made us. The instant the chime goes off everybody gets in a frenzy to check their phones, desperately hoping it's for them. Social media has made people so self-important to the point where it looks desperate. The worst was the three girls sitting together, presumably all friends, yet when the chime goes off they all check their phones at the same time. Has social media made them that bored of each other? "

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Hey Toybox Did I ever tell you about my trip to Vienna?
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A few questions for the people who, for whatever reason, won't be coming to the new site

Why won't you be coming and where will you go?
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/mlpcraft/ - a minecraft factions server designed for roleplaying horsefuckers that want to build a magical kingdom together!


Server will be released this upcoming Friday. Exact opening time will be announced shortly.

>Version 1.7.9 (any 1.7 client will work)

>Map: Eldaria Islands V3.1 - https://youtu.be/STsKFiDWd_0
>Factions server with enchantments and potions nerfed
>Pirate friendly
>A MLP skin is strongly recommended for roleplaying

Ender chests and golden apples will be unavailable to obtain ingame.
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in the original star wars trilogy what the fuck was darth vaders motivation beyond having a cool space station that doubled as a weapon of mass destruction
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This is being delivered to my doorstep soon ujelly
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>Maxime Fohounhedo has spent the last four months behind bars but today he is a free man – all thanks to a secret audio recording that captured crucial elements of his conversation with a woman police once thought to be his victim.

>Fohounhedo was a driver for the popular ride-sharing service Uber on November 16, 2014 when he picked up a 22-year-old woman to take her home. But the woman, who was allegedly intoxicated, fell asleep in Fohounhedo’s car. The woman later accused Fohounhedo of taking her home and raping her.

And yet, the identity of the woman who FALSELY accused him of rape is concealed and the woman will NOT be charged with submitting a false report and providing false witness. She needs to be punished for this man losing four months of his life because of her lies.
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Hey Hands What did Applejack say when her orchard was razed by a barbarian?
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Hey Heavy draw on dis bed, an ms paint doodled blue blanket & shoop anthro octavia

many other folks can put octy in different positions
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Reverand Hands Deliver a sermon on the glory of boobs! :D
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Dear /oat/,
Please kill, commit memes overused, and rebel against Ruby of Narnia. Hotwheels is faggot-killer cripple trips. Considering the retarded midget with crowbars in my Rainbowdash swatting ponuts, we hope S5 will rek rarifags and benis rape. Cockslap Zebra tumblr, KKK. Zebras tongue my in Starlight ponut. Taste horse semen with controlled ejaculation/ crotchtit milk and sunbutt craps all the cucks.
Pone is love.
You are my amorcito. Why, Shrek did cum excremint inside best Twilight Sprinkle. Socialism makes. Is fruityass. YEE, MEGATRON faggot horsecock, fullretard.

Ronpaul 2016 and kikes devastate Ponut-fnord prefect, sandnigga!
Sexual deviance controls Tumblr with dildoes from Anita Black.

Zebra-sadfrogs' may-may

With love from /pone/
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Why is she so perfect?
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Bridges burned strings cut. The site comes to an end soon, I was here at its start and I am here at its end but I will likely not follow the community back to where we came from. I was able to leave Ponychan anytime I wanted because even tho I was there for a good while before this place was created I was not there when it was made, that was the entire reason I stayed here for as long as I did because I was at the start.

Because I will not be joining any of you people I will burn some bridges here and cut any other strings. The thread will likely die before everyone who I type about can see it but that hardly matters to me as in the end I simply wish to either give my final approval of some people and some last negative remarks on some others who I ended up having any type of contact with.

Not having anyone who I should really start with I suppose it wont hurt to give someone who I would say I am not leaving on awful terms with.

Red Star: I didn't really anything you at the start, you were just an RP friend of Blivs, As time went on I kept hearing from 3rd parties that you were badmouthing me behind my back when I was the topic of whatever it is you and your friends talked about, which sparked my more aggressive attitude towards you for a while, as time went on in skype and site whenever you came in asking for whatever small help you would needed with I gave my opinion and advice and after a little while of that you started being a little more openly nice to me which was enough to change my attitude in your direction. It is not like we talk commonly but I do not leave he on bad terms with you, at least for now unless you "Bwahahaa" me here in a response somehow. Because of the limited contact I have much more to say other then I am glad the company Sarf works for is going under, for how he treated you when you needed him after you took him in makes him the bad kind of fag, not the good kind where they simply like to suck dick, but the kind where they suck dick and I hope they get AIDS.

Hands: You are a decent enough person, at least how you presented yourself here you are. I never outright disagreed with you on anything and we never had a real argument, but you never asked for help all that often which was the primary thing that leads me to converse with someone here over a time.

Thunderanon: That tulpa crap better have been a joke, if it was Bliv said at one point you wanted to pokebattle me, if that is true you can leave your steam so we can leave that done before it is all over with. Past that we hardly interacted and most of what you did was generally social with others so I did not real a lot of it if I was not involved so I have little to comment on about you.

Lisbon: Back when you were Lemon Loaf we did not get along, all I saw you do in the skype group when you joined was fight with Red Hood when he was around, I assumed that you were just like everyone else he was fighting with at the time where they made fun of his disability to the point where he began to act out towards who was making fun of him. I do not know fully if that is true and it hardly matters anymore, you eventually changed your name and your attitude, after that we didn't really argue and we took the same side in debates at times. I hardly know your opinion of me because we only communicated when it came discussing a topic at hand no real socializing past that but I would not say I am on bad terms with you.

Toybox: Congratulations you are probably going to get the longest one of all these but I would not say that it is a good thing. It all started in a skype group where the topic was having sex with you and I said I would not but you claimed you would change that, in the end you did not change it at all. Through out everything that happened between us I have always defended you when people insulted you on irrelevant things such as your gender issues and supported you when you came on skype or site asking for help or generally emotionally distressed, the favor was not returned but actually the opposite happened more than a single time, you took everything I gave and threw it right back into my face claiming every time I defended you and every time I stayed up late talking to you about your problems was me somehow mocking you. You were one of the biggest sources of drama I had here because you often refused to take any false claim back and gave extremely half assed apologies after having me twist your arm in annoyance of my hand being bitten by you. I only asked you to do one thing for me in all this time together and you didn't do it, back when the Mlpchan minecraft server was being made I went off the promise of people helping me pay for the server costs, I was never at any point supposed to be the only one paying for it and I went for a server that would use the combined total of what people promised to pitch in because I didn't want to hold onto anyones money. In the middle of the month I asked for your help to help get people to pitch in what they promised and you didn't do it, I was left spending 40$ a month on you and some others until Tom came in and started to help with the server, I trusted you and others here once and got fucked by it. I could go on for a long time about the stuff you did to harm me so I will leave it with one last thing which I will consider to be one of the worst, when you and some others started talking about wanting to play DnD I offered to DM it because Creeper wanted to play so bad and he was one of the people here who was actually nice to me. You never had the decency to finish your character but you wanted to play anyway so you and that rat bastard Dragon Jack wanted to do a session where you wouldn't need to finish it where you just get introduced to each other, Creeper wasn't there for that night but you and everyone else wanted to do it so I went with it seeing as it was just filler to talk with each other in RP, When Creeper was here and wanted to play you didn't want to or at least you refused to answer me when I was trying to get a hold of you, but I knew you were on, I saw you active on the site at the time, but then Dragon Jack insisted on him being able to do it with just him and Creeper, because Creepers days off were far and few I went with it because again he really wanted to do it, and in that Dragon Jack used that as a chance to fuck me over and in turn fucked Creeper over bu simply leaving in the middle of it without saying anything or acknowledging it later, this is bad because something you did caused me to fuck over someone who was nice to me. You will likely give your normal excuses for everything but that hardly matters, you say you tried being friends with me but friendship is a give and take and you did a whole lot of one and none of the other and I can leave this here knowing at the very least I was good to you even tho you never really deserved it.

I will continue typing these out later for more people.
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>tfw will probably be banned very quickly from pchan /oat/ for not being an autist/carebear
>Toy will probably be banned for something by Jolly Jack
>Lisbon will probably be banned for creeping/saying something very perverted
>Vausten will be banned for saying something that comes near saying "Hitler was right"
>or he'll say exactly that


I'm gonna miss MLPch/oat/
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It's happening.

I love you all very much, in different ways and means. I want you to know it has been my great privilege to provide a place for a community to hang out, and that I am honored people chose to spend their time in it together. I hope you know how much it has meant and that all the time and effort was for you. I don't know if I would go back and do it all again, but it's hard to imagine life without having done so.

If I have helped or shown myself useful at all I am grateful, and if I have hurt at all I am sorry. I believe I did my best through all my many flaws, and despite mistakes I am very proud of what we accomplished. I am deeply grateful to all my staff for these two and a half years and you all deserve more thanks than you get.

Remember that no matter where you go from here, or where others have gone, or what has changed with time, or who has come and gone and come again in our lives and communities, that each one, and each moment, is irreplaceable; every interaction leaves us all changed, in ways both overt and subtle, forever. We may never know how much or in what ways, but everyone is forever changed by every interaction with every person they encounter. You are forever a part of each other, and a part of my life, and of a community of people just as changed as you are. I hope you feel it has been for the better, and that you will consciously try to make those changes to come be for your own betterment, and that of those around you.

Satyagraha; one does what one must, for what is right. For you.

Take me home...
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Proud to be an American
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GAY You guys are gay.

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>bronies cry "love and tolerance" even though the phrase is never used once in the show
>all the liberals and queerosexuals think this is "their show"

>mlp makes a two-parter blatently bashing Cultural Marxism

>Laugh for days
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why am i so important to you, mlpchan? why will you miss me so much once i'm gone?

what makes me so much better than you and everyone else?? please i need answers
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oh fuck
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Did you guys hear about this new site called "four chan"?
It has all the latest funny memes! :D
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Final Confession thread

I want thunders dick.
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lets give it up for our friend "Autistic_Anon"
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This may be the very last Lisbon thread on MLPChan ever. Make use of it.
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Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices which they had prepared, and certain others with them.

And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.

And they entered in, and found not the body of the Lord Jesus.

And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments:

And as they were afraid, and bowed down their faces to the earth, they said unto them, Why seek ye the living among the dead?

He is not here, but is risen: remember how he spake unto you when he was yet in Galilee,

Saying, The Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again.

And they remembered his words

- Luke 24:1-8

Happy Easter and God bless you all.
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/bettercallsaul/ who else is ready for the season finale of Better Call Saul tonight??
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The Brony Show 178 - Season 5 of MLP "The Brony Show 178 - Season 5 of MLP

Hello everypony. season 5 is here! Not only that it came in awesomely. Join us as we watch the premiere and go in depth to all the awesomeness this season started off with, including our speculations for this season. Also, it's going to be awesome.

Be sure to join us at www.thebronyshow.net at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. Also be sure to stay after for Crimson's oatmeal galore afterparty. if you want us to email you about events going on with the show, just email [email protected] and ask to be subscribed. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at [email protected] and ask for a spot. They fill up fast so be sure to reach us quickly. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at www.ponyvillelive.com"
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that's one for my filter :) oh spergs, when will you learn to not be so fucking socially awkward, talk to a real girl and stop relying on disgusting pornography to get your rocks off?

or i guess in the case of you mentally diseased fucks who should be killed as you're a detriment to mankind,your disgusting furry pornography

more importantly: last one to take their hands off their keyboard in my last man standing contest wins MLPCHAN!!!!!
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>TFW girls end up buying me panties and forcing me to wear them for a full day for a dare.
>TFW I joke around and say that next time they should do full on cross-dressing and they take the bait.
>TFW they don't even know I have a huge crossdressing kink and want all of this to happen and they keep trying to tease me about it.
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My MLP mbti chart.

So that future generations will know.

Personality types are grouped according to functional constituency; this produces four basic "temperaments", or world views, which appear to have precedent in some ancient classification systems (the four humors, the four suits of the tarot, etc.).

Diametrically opposed personality types in this model are complementary: for instance, INFJ and ESTP (types connected by the outer oblique lines also have implicate relationships, which I won't go into here). There are also "sister" types: for instance, ISFJ and ESFJ, which are literally sisters here!
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tell, what kind of punishment will happen 2 you...

>Tied-up in a River in the wild

>Eliza is a Conjointed Naga Mare Anthro
>She is Twin Sisters, that act like the Mutants on The Oblong's

>Glomps on me, with wubs

>"How about a bit, over here? Or, a bit- over there?"
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The US Army is made to check their "white privilege."


Love what this soldier had to say;
>True story: I went to a forced EEO class and the white female SSG said we white folks were a problem. I looked around the room and everyone of every race were rolling their eyes,” Scott Hampton Truelove recalled. “We of all races went fishing, eating out, having BBQs, went to the club, together. We all never had a problem with race. We as a group stood up and walked out. She was cutting into our beer drinking time.”
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Two students of India's Amity University were acquitted of rape charges by a Delhi court. They were accused of raping their classmate.

The girl had accused that one boy had taken her out and gotten her drunk, and driven her to a secluded spot. Then he had called a friend and both had raped her.

The court established the girl had gone partying with one guy and had gotten drunk. The guy had called his buddy to help her carry home. The boys had stopped their car at a police checkpoint and explained themselves to two policemen. The boys had dropped the girl near her home and called her parents to pick her up. The court said that the parents had urged the girl to file a rape case to avoid being labelled a slut.

The female investigating officer decided not to list the two policemen at the checkpoint as witnesses. The officer also tried to bury phone-records that proved that girl had set up the date and was receiving calls from her parents during the "rape". The second boy was not with her during the "rape" and only arrived later to carry her home. The girl reported the rape days after the date, she initially reported it as assault. The medical examination did not confirm rape. The girl could not locate the site of the rape. She also faked psychiatric disorders to hide the holes in her story.

The boys were held in custody for 14 months. The "rape" was reported in 28 July 2012. The trial took almost 2 years to complete. The court suggested that the boys sue for damages for losses to their career and reputation.
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Planet Oatizeh: Tribal Mode survivor, you are gonna begin of making a tribe for a specie

> Cloud Tribe
> Cave Tribe
> Forest Tribe
> Swamp Tribe
> Mud Tribe
> Red Tribe
> Yellow Tribe
> Lake Tribe
> Orange Tribe
> Lavender Tribe
> Plum Tribe
> Stone Tribe

Number of citizens within a tribe is 6

interact of other tribes is (Peace/ Battle/ Glomp)
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oatlander hero creature I just, had an idea of an chara from which 2 of my friends are doing all the skylanders

Name: Personal Space Invader
Type: Magic
Gender: Female

i'm gonna let all gamer ponies add some funny parts into this thread

Sphinx Riddle >What image on this section did I get teh name?
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it's a little messed up round here
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IRL VS INTERNET Are you the same person as you are on the internet?

A lot of the stuff we do on the internet like *Curls up on your feet*
you wouldn't go to someone and snuggle up on them in public, that would be creepy. Sure you can start a conversation here faster, real life can too. It's normally more intimidating.

So are you the same person? OR almost completely backwards?
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i didnt start the fire
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Okay, hear me out. There's handegg. There's SJWs. What if we got a quarterback SJW whose trigger was being touched? Political correctness says people need to adapt to her needs so that means she can waltz to the endzone with no opposition.
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would you wear it?
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le Easter Mammal
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I'm back. Whoops, I'm 3 days late.
...Anyways, TOP in the morning to ya laddies! Did ya have a nice St. Patrick's Day and are looking forward to the beginning of Season 5 and Easter?
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Where's my jetpack?
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aw ye
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replace veal fillet with chicken cutlets
two meh mehs in one meal.
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Nothing says "fuck the system" like paying 60 dollars for a stupid mask
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The new episode shows that communism doesn't work and that freedom is the way to go.

Suck it Putin!
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poni poni poni Astra is doing a poni marathon

cum join https://cytu.be/r/Ponychan
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So, does this mean cutie marks don't define who you are anymore?
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You guys are losers.
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Mikey you gloriouse pony Do something you'd normally do for reasons
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Offical steam group With the Merger coming up soon, we have created an official steam group for the combined sites. It can be found at http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PonychanSteam

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