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Horsefuc/k/ers thread BATTORU RAIFU edition 2954431[View][Last 50 Posts]

1. Battletoads
What do you personally define as a "battle rifle"? Do they still have place in modern warfare?

2. I want to cum inside-
What is your favorite battle rifle design? Why?

3. inb4 SHTF
What are the most widespread (if any) firearms in your immediate area? What caliber is the most common in your immediate area?

4. Future is coming, hide the watermelon
Caseless ammo, recoilless cannons, exoskeletons, dem drones, and so on. Which science fiction (or just underused) armament would you like to see come to life? What effect would it have on combat in general?


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Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3270412

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The umbrella handle looking thingy is an arm brace for firing one-handed.

Agiri 3270645

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Right, so then you could have two of them. Makes sense.

I always thought it was like a carrying handle/rear sight hybrid like on the M16

The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3270655


>That winged spear

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Anonymous 3259957[View]

>tfw critics don't understand the post-ironic genius of Pall Blart: Mall cop 2
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Anonymous 3269814

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Anonymous 3270032

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too bad they dont show a picture of the critic

they prolly couldnt fit it on the screen

Anonymous 3270053

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Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3269952[View]

TFW you finish one of your favorite stories and feel all nostalgic and melancholy.
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Evanesca 3270035

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For some reason I'm finding this way funnier than it actually is.


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and this, can become evan

Heavy Mole 3270047

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Oh, that feel.

What's worst (best?) is when you get specific music cross-wired into that feeling.

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toybox 3269794[View]

become my Kanako Sumiyoshi tulpa, and turn into a Nyan

inside of an Comicon Female Gundam Mask & gonna crash a plane into forests/ w no survivors


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Anonymous 3269418[View]


>As if that wasn’t traumatizing enough for a pregnant worker at a fast food restaurant to be robbed at gunpoint, the shift manager said the restaurant tried to get her to pay back the stolen money and then fired her after she refused.

>After the robbery where nearly $400 was stolen by a man that police have yet to identify and catch, according to KHOU, Holcomb said her manager came to her with a choice: make up for the money or be fired. Less than two days after the robbery, Holcomb was fired.

Did you know if you are robbed while working at your job, you are supposed to pay your job back the money that was stolen? I didn't know that.
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And yeah. That's what happened after reading it.

I personally wouldn't have fired her, but the only reason she was asked to repay the money was because she didn't drop the register like she was supposed to. Not simply because she was robbed.

Manger is still a dick for firing a pregnant woman, but asking her to pay it back due to the circumstances is completely valid. However, just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you should.

The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames) 3269725

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Dear Diary,
Today I saw toybox rek someone.


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I just don't like people making claims without telling the whole story.

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ThunderStruck 3268232[View][Last 50 Posts]

StraightFags, assemble!

No gays aloud.
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ThunderStruck 3269402

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Shygirls are accptable.

Alright, let me finish up some quick sketches and I'll have it up soon.

Suddenly I respect your opinion on masks.

Yes sir, right away sir.

Sersys!CyQeb5KTDM 3269663

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We wizzards -as outside viewers- notice it easier. All the guys I know turn into fuck machines and all the girls I know turn into sluts at spring.

Zeke Roa!i.FCTHULHU 3269680

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What about bis?

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ThunderStruck 3269210[View]


A Turkish politician who has been the Mayor of Ankara since 1994 is currently being sued after unveiling a 20-foot-tall metal robot in the city.
After the public backlash, Gökçek simply replied ‘Respect the robot’, which surprisingly only made things worse.


Taxpayers hit the roof when Mayor Melih Gökçek pulled the sheet off his Transformer-like masterpiece, saying it is an enormous waste of their money – and rightly so, as he blew a pretty big budget on it.

The off-the-wall mayor is now being sued by the Turkish Union of Engineers and Architects’ Chambers, who have described the robot as a ‘monstrosity’.
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Red Star 3269639

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I'd be so stoked to have a giant robot statue in my plaza, those peasants don't know what they're on about.


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Oh for fuck's sake can we just put up a giant Turkey statue and get it overwith? You know everyone wants it to happen.

Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3269651

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Gobble gobble.

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Kamie G 3269025[View]

I'm going to be completely honest. I do not have a diaper fetish. Anyone who is into that needs mental help.
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Anonymous 3269173

My main fetishes are scat, vomit, piss, diapers, loli/shotacon, incest, rape (only with 2D though), pony, anthro...

I can fap to almost anything if it's animated but I can't stand seeing real people being in pain or unhappy in porn. That doesn't work for me.

Sersys!CyQeb5KTDM 3269176

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I would like to confess that I have a vagina fetish.

Kamie G 3269432

Its ok

KabelPod!JAKoxMYr!Us0VDQ9f1I 3269388[View]

is Nyan Koi, an alright 12 episode anime

I wanna break a Khajitt Statue on a pile of coins & become cursed by talking 2 lusty feline chicks

And- having 2 do 100 khajitt jobs of making katia managan cry and growl in my dirty green bed


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On behalf of every language created by man, we implore you to stop slaughtering our brothers and sisters.

You even make Klingon cry.

KabelPod!JAKoxMYr!Us0VDQ9f1I 3269431

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ya sure?

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Pernicious!hBUbOWvHak 3268963[View]

If you liked deponia part one in the 1 dollar bundle. The complete package with commentary is on sale

https://www.madorc.com/deals/deponia-the-complete-journey $7.99

If you wanted postal 2 but don't own it and want it in a bundle with other games included. http://www.bundlestars.com/all-bundles/trinity-2-bundle/

ThunderStruck 3269415

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Everybody gets one.

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Pernicious!hBUbOWvHak 3269079[View]

Careers that will almost guarantee a life of poverty. Artist and music aside which ones can you think up?
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Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3269092

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There is a special person assigned to only shampooing your hair in salons? Geez, way to overspecialize...

ThunderStruck 3269117

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Just get a degree and your set.

Like go into things like plumbing, and electronics and I guess pest control, I'm pretty sure garbage men are payed more than teachers too.

I also hear game stop is pretty decent.

It all depends on the cost of the area.

unless your in some deep shit with debts, then I suggest enlisting into the army or becoming a stripper.


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Any job that pays minimum wage will qualify here.

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ThunderStruck 3268938[View]

Sex in Public "Basic Human Right," Claims City of New York; Re-education Mandated for Bigoted Driver
>A cabbie has been ordered to pay $15,000 for telling a lesbian couple to stop kissing in his taxi.

>Administrative Law Judge John Spooner last month ruled cabbie Mohammed Dahbi violated a city human-rights law when he told the women he wouldn’t keep driving if they continued to smooch.

>“Keep that in the bedroom or get out of the cab,” Dahbi said during the 2011 ride from Manhattan to Brooklyn, one of the women testified during a civil trial.

>Christina Spitzer and Kassie Thornton said they exchanged just a quick “peck” on the lips, and were upset by what they perceived to be discrimination because of their sexual orientation.

>Spooner ordered Dahbi to pay the couple $10,000 and a $5,000 fine to the city.

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ThunderStruck 3269141

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That was great.

Anonymous 3269245

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>hey guys can you stop please that's making me kinda uncomfortable

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Anonymous 3268214[View]

The cool thing about being Asian is that you can see everything in widescreen. Im not even being racist, thats awesome.
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Sersys!CyQeb5KTDM 3268916

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!oDoctum.AQ 3268922

I don't like widescreen...

Anonymous 3269227

Contrary to that belief I've always thought Japanese vans looked thinner in comparison to the rest of the world.

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The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3267232[View][Last 50 Posts]

>Bro goes out
>Comes back 2 hours later, strolls into the room and throws a happy meal box at me
>Top was open, fries everywhere (not really, that dixie cup bullshit had like 10 fries in it
>Small baggie flies out
>Ask wtf then notice the face on the box
>EQG Twalot
>Break a sweat, look slowly to my right at the baggie on the floor
>Brother is laughing maniacally as I realize what it is

What should I do with this
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I don’t mean physically intimidating. I mean people seeing me as a disgusting monster.

Yaga.tripepe 3268442

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Lisbon!EZSlut7tis 3268980

burn it

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The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3266622[View][Last 50 Posts]


>Chicago forced to make concealed carry accessible

>Mass shooting prevented by CCer

>B-but concealed carry puts us all in danger!

>Now crazy people can carry a gun!
>Y-y-you'll just get shot with your own gun!
>Just let the criminals do what they want! They don't want to hurt you!
>You'll never need a gun to protect yourself, it's not the wild west!

Gun-grabbers btfo
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The Reverend Hands!Slavshit.Y 3268193

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>Are there real problems with street attackers though? Sounds like a rare occurance, guns legalised area or not.

It happens enough to justify it, but you don't need such justification to begin with. Everyone deserves the ability to adequately protect themselves, even if it's unlikely that they'll need it.

>And judging from your post, removing guns could really aid with natural selection.

Now you've revealed yourself as a troll, only a troll or a complete moron would suggest letting the hyper-aggressive, violent trash kill off other people is a good thing.

Anonymous 3268741

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You're correct -- arming up is not an effective means of self-preservation in safe countries like the United States.

However, there's a flip side: because the country is pretty damn safe, you're not likely to be shot. So getting rid of the guns for safety's sake isn't very effective, either.

It's a grotesquely overblown issue frothing with melodramatic crybabies working themselves into histrionics over the terrifying guns/guvmint/ethnic youths in hooded sweatshirts.

The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames) 3268939

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National Crime Survey says 83 percent of Americans will be victims or intended victims of a violent crime at least once in their lifetime.

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Pernicious!hBUbOWvHak 3261517[View]

What have you been disappointed with this year?
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Level 5 virus!Sillysg/lA 3268633

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Thauma!TURTLEsW8. 3268786

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Connecting with people that aren't easy to find or start things up with.
Doing things that are anything beyond easy.

Haven't been able to do those.

ThunderStruck 3268933

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the basics of drawing.

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Red Star 3268554[View]

>riding around, getting groceries
>at the corner waiting to cross
>the light changes
>I zip across
>slow down on the other side and shift to a lower gear
>some super redneck guy in a big truck rolls down his window as I'm passing by
>lol wut
>pic related it's my bike

Any of you guys have similarly weird encounters/get other amazingly weak heckles?
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Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 3268811

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Yes, a horizontal bar is best for dealing with dynamic loads a bike frame will suffer. Bike design isn't exactly my area of expertise though.

As for skirts a short skirt would get caught by the wind anyhow and a long skirt risks getting caught in the chain/sprocket. Suppose that's why the old fixies had guards no them. Never really understood the skirts for girls thing personally. Doesn't seem terribly practical.

Tarra.exe The 8bit operator !3NiGhtwiNg 3268908

When I had a bike and I rode it every where, i would have college faggots roll down their window and yell at me but normally I have my giant fucking headphones on and I JUST barely hear them. sometimes some retards will honk their horn but that's about it.

Tarra.exe The 8bit operator !3NiGhtwiNg 3268910

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HolyGhost!Grimes./iQ 3265567[View]

>video games
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HolyGhost!Grimes./iQ 3268735

bonnie is fat and gross and i already infamy'd so that build is gone

Autistic_Anon 3268738

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Evanesca 3268749

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Yet I was still allowed in your game, through 'Thony no less.

First Infamy shouldn't do that much shite either since there's 25 levels now and OyVeyShill put it on 'par' with Cawadooky.

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Relaxing music Pernicious!hBUbOWvHak 2906329[View]

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Anonymous 3183585

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I could easily post days of music in this thread, and I probably will, but for now I'll stick to the absolute creme of the crop.

Phaeleh - Whistling In The Dark

Emancipator - Soon It Will Be Cold Enough
I couldn't pick just one track ; ;

Tycho - Dictaphone's Lament

Port Blue - Of Japan

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Anonymous 3183605

Part II because I know way too much damn music

General Midi - The Eastoner

General Fuzz - Comfort Zone

Aim - From A Seaside Town

Amethystium - Imagination

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Solstice 3224588

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down - The J. Arthur Keenes Band

Lush Artifact 1 - MisfitChris

Sunday - Chipzel

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HolyGhost!Grimes./iQ 3268454

boring, heard this exact song a million times made by different people

Anonymous 3268540

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