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Listen Slaves ## King of /oat/ 880[View All]

Due to me finding a stack of money I have now been crowned your ruler, don't ask me how that works it just does, and as your new ruler I have a few new rules for /oat/.

First, There will be no more fun allowed
Second, Graff has to die, bring me his head on a spike
Third, all shipping of any kind is not allowed unless I approve it
fourth, everyone must acknowledge Vinyl as being best pony
fifth, everyone must become a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
sixth, if you can draw you have to draw a picture of me or my OC, I will let you pick that, slave
seventh, you must all refer to me as your kind, your ruler, your overlord, or any other name of that sort
eighth, there are no images of the pony Octavia to be allowed anywhere
ninth, no one is allowed to be proud of themselves or think they are anything better than a worthless speck
tenth, there is to be no blind optimism on /oat/
eleventh, no more communism, or capitalism, or any other things like that…
twelfth, if you cant draw to be an art slave you must give at least one compliment to me
thirteenth, no fighting, stay civil /oat/

oh, and you also must follow any additional rules I may make up later…
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>begins to slow [censor] as he [censor]


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>squirms and pants
Th…thank you so much, glorious carrot leader!


>slowly pulls his [censored] and the wet [censored] covered carrot out
It was my pleasure, but do you want to keep this?
>hooves you the carrot


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Oh. Uh. Thanks.
>takes it

Well, this was an interesting day.




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Well, I hope you got to enjoy your time as leader. ^_^

Rutilus (God of Lurk) !Ofw7YVkO72 1351

psst, he's not leader anymore


it was fun but also very weird, anyway I say we just let this thread finally die now
…how long have you been here? I thought you left awhile ago


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I know.

But he can be my great carrot leader anytime~

Rutilus (God of Lurk) !Ofw7YVkO72 1354

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Hey, I'm a lurker, I never leave.


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Eh, to be honest, I just did it because o thought it was funny. I never actually expected you to give in.

I thought I'd end up shot, honestly.


that is creepy.
Funny, I was doing whatever I could to avoid this just to be funny, but I think after being bothered about anything for a long enough period of time I would give in…
…forget I said that.


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I can't let this thread die yet. Zeke still owes me a picture.


Yeah where did Zeke go? HE seemed to have been waiting for this the entire day and now he is gone.


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I have no idea. Maybe still working on it?


don't believe that would mean he would leave the thread until he finished it, but I don't really know him well enough to be certain on that


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Dunno, but I'm curious now.


I am a bit as well but I don't really think it is any of my business anyway…


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BTW, we should talk more. I like you. You're interesting.


Well, thanks, and I am pretty sure we will have plenty of opportunity to talk considering this site is still relatively small and I would look forward to talking more


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Sounds great.

And don't worry, I'm not going to pressure you into violating me with veggies all the time.

But you can if you want…


Think doing that all the time would eventually lead someone into trouble anyways…
guess we will see what happens


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Hey, its Genie time!


huh, never told me you made a post, weird, but unfortunately the genie only appears for triple 7s, not 6s


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Oh, I thought it was triples of any kind.


nope, only sevens, if it was trips of any kind then it wouldn't be as special


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Yeah, I deleted my thread. I feel stupid now.

I'm also surprised how many reaction images I managed to pull from a 10 page porn comic.


…all of this was only from 10 pages? That is surprising


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Well, 12, technically. But there were a couple pages I didn't use.


well, still seems like a lot to me, especially since it is a porn comic…


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It's a silly comic, which is why I like it. I don't actually even like lesbian porn. Bit the art is nice and its kinda funny, so I went with it.


I could tell it was something silly just from what has been in the crops you have been posting, notably the friendship is carrots one.


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The basic plot is that Fluttershy is concerned that her body may not be like other ponies, so she asks Twilight if she can compare her body to Twilight's, themselves ends up getting curious about how it all works and basically molests Twilight with a carrot, the gets embarrassed of what she did and pushes Twilight out the door before Twilight can put her clothes back on. Rainbow Dash comes by and days she got a similar letter from Fluttershy and Twi says, 'I hope you like carrots.' And RD is like, "Why?" And Twi says >pic


…I can actually see the canon characters of the show doing that and I have weird mental images now…


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I think that's the reason I like it. Other than the marshmallow, they aren't really that far out of character. It's not even a ship so much as it is just Fluttershy being awkward.


…how do I keep ending up talking to the same person in 2 different locations about 2 very different things at the same time.


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Because we're the only people on the site with nothing better to do at 1:15 in the morning?


I live on the east coast, 4 a.m. here.


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Oh. I'm at work watching an ice machine try to make ice. So this is my only form of entertainment at the moment.


I assume you work a night job then.


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No. I started at 10:45 this morning.


Think I may need an explanation on how that works…


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I work a lot of hours. My last pay period (2 weeks) was 118 hours.


Do you mind if I ask what kind of job you have that requires that many hours?


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I'm the personal assistant of a restaurant owner.

I basically do everything. Repair all the equipment (AC unit, refrigerators, ice maker, grill, deep frier, toaster, etc), run arrands such as delivering and collecting mail, picking up dry goods, I basically built and maintain the computer systems for both stores, do some minor accounting work, janitoral work, sometimes construction, such as patching a leaky roof, and on rare occasions I actually cook food and work the registers. Which I also had to program.


sounds like a demanding job


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It is. But you do what you have to.


guess that is true…

!!Littlepip 1524

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