Listen Slaves The observer!vx.a1OBSIE ## King of /oat/ No.880[View All]
Due to me finding a stack of money I have now been crowned your ruler, don't ask me how that works it just does, and as your new ruler I have a few new rules for /oat/.
First, There will be no more fun allowed
Second, Graff has to die, bring me his head on a spike
Third, all shipping of any kind is not allowed unless I approve it
fourth, everyone must acknowledge Vinyl as being best pony
fifth, everyone must become a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
sixth, if you can draw you have to draw a picture of me or my OC, I will let you pick that, slave
seventh, you must all refer to me as your kind, your ruler, your overlord, or any other name of that sort
eighth, there are no images of the pony Octavia to be allowed anywhere
ninth, no one is allowed to be proud of themselves or think they are anything better than a worthless speck
tenth, there is to be no blind optimism on /oat/
eleventh, no more communism, or capitalism, or any other things like that…
twelfth, if you cant draw to be an art slave you must give at least one compliment to me
thirteenth, no fighting, stay civil /oat/
oh, and you also must follow any additional rules I may make up later…