Someone on the booru request flufferizing Turkey in the Straw…
http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/14921A little something that came to mind.
How it supposed to sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coteqIE0Y5sA fluffy pony came to my door wanting to be fed
It was half starved and nearly dead
“Pwease gif nummies” the poor thing begged
So I smacked it around and then I broke its little leg
Chorus:
Hit a fluffy with a stick, funnest thing to do
Hit a fluffy with a stick, set ‘em on fire too
Throw ‘em around, kick them hard then hit them with a brick
But ain’t nothing better than hitting a fluffy with a stick
A fluffy and her babies were trying to beat the heat
Then she saw a swimming pool that was across the street.
She fretted and cowered crossing while the cars zoomed ‘round
But they made it to the pool then all the fluffies drowned.
Chorus
There was a fluffy pony who wanted to get real high
A cute Pegasus that wanted to touch the sky
She snuck inside a weather balloon to disembark
And we’re still not sure how she got eaten by the shark.
Chorus
A smarty led his herd up in front of a man
“goo way dummy hoomin dis is smawty wand!”
The man told the smarty fluffy its not good to be a liar
Then he beat the smarty fluffy and set his herd on fire.
Chorus:
