I'll start by writing a small review of all the fics, because I think you guys deserve it.
I honestly haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time, and anypony who's tried to talk with me tonight found me in a high state of excitation and cheerfulness. So thank you, everyone who participated, you're ALL amazing, and I wish I didn't have to pick a winner. one thing's sure, I won't be ranking you guys, that would be IMPOSSIBLE.
When I started reading all these, i sighed a little, looked like a LOT of work. but as I was halfway into it, I was just laughing so hard I wouldn't have stopped for the world. Thank you.
Now for the reviews!
First, props for being the first entry, it can't be easy, heh, and as soon as I read your fic, I thought "Oh boy,if they're ALL going to be like that, I'm going to have a hard time deciding". I was entirely right, and I did have a hard time deciding.. You parodied the stereotypical bad fic/trollfic pretty well, and it was a very fun short read in the end
BMO St. Neon!NeonyPHO3Y
That was a very cute shipfic, it was very cheesy too (Oh, god, Twister seriously?) but in the end they were very in character, and it made me d'aw more than it being a bad fic.Now at this point I must say something. Everyone who used the word shoolawoop owes me copyrights >.> I swear you people
I know this is supposed to be a parody of your average borderline clopfic, but it was just too well written to be in this competition, and to be believable as a bad fic anyway, I did enjoy the read anyway, thank you for that, and thank you for taking the time to review many fics and give a bit of the /fic/ spirit to this contest! ♥ You get my personal award for "team spirit" I guess, haha
Your fiction was the first one that got me to go "wow". You got it right, it was just good enough to be readable, and sounded a lot like "My immortal" and other very bad fics I had the pleasure to read in the past. Without getting too much into parody, you focused more on it being absolutely silly, I loved it. Your fic was among my favorites!
Your fic has this terrible, terrible trait: At first, it looks normal, and it just keeps getting worse with every line until you just finish being like… "what?" at each line. I loved it!
I love stories where the author plays with the reader, it's how I used to write a lot (when I wrote stuff x: don't tell anypony I used to do that) and your fic made me genuinely laugh and brought me back to that. Written like a professional parody of MLP:FiM, I adored your style!
Oh god, soundslikeponies, you made me laugh SO hard, TwilightXAngel, WHAT?! Haha, you're amazing, and so was that whole, heart-breaking story.
“And as for the beavers? Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dam.”
Best pun of the competition right here.I still think your whole fic was made up just for that pun.
Oh god,Ezn, you're making this hard on me, because you're the one who made me realize it was going to be hard for me to pick a winner. Your fic was amazing, and it made me laugh heartily, your light-hearted self-depreciation and familiar narration were just in the right tone, you're one of my favorites of the whole competition!
Thank you scootaloo, I hadn't laughed this hard in a while, my sides have officially crossed warp 10.
Once oppan a gangnam style is the best story introduction ever. Reminded me a bit of My Immortal too, if you read it.
Once upon a time you wrote a story and I liked it because it was short, like this review.