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1525[Last 50 Posts]

"Friendship, is STUPID magic!"

Anonymous 1526

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Anonymous 1527

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Shut up, Dale.

1528

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>>1527
But it is stupid Hank.

Anonymous 1529

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>>1528

Dale, I don't give a crap that it is stupid, but apparently Bobby doesn't. And while he ain't right at the moment, he still is my boy and I don't want to have to deal with this pony stuff of his if he hears any of this out of your mouth!

Now shut up or I'm gonna kick your ass!

1530

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>>1529
Ah come on Hank, open your eyes.
If you ignore the issue that Bobby is becoming the poster boy of shame then he'll just slowly devolve into a pathetic subhuman of a man.

I'm just looking out for you.

SCOOTALOO 1531

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friendship isn't stupid.
You're stupid.

Two Face!OUTLaWjtkU 1532

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Oh look, are the two lover at it again!

Anonymous 1534

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>>1530

Looking out for me? You mean like the time you looked out for me when you planted fire ants on my lawn? Or the time you dug a tunnel under my kitchen?

And besides, he isn't a poster boy of shame, he's… just going through a phase. I think. You saw how he cooked those steaks the other day! I tell you what, he's not going to end up like some homeless person on the curb with talent like that for flipping steaks.

1535

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>>1534
Alright I see your point Hank.
But you need to start taking leadership and gaining respect from your boy.
I mean look at Josef, attractive, athletic, well liked, just like his old man.
What I'm saying is you gotta get this pony stuff out of Bobby before it corrupts him and his talents for good.
And to be fair, the ants and the tunnel were for valid reasons Hank.
>drinks

Anonymous 1536

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>>1535
>>1534
Look Daddy, I just got the new my little pony doll. This is going on my wall with rest of my collection.

SCOOTALOO 1537

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>>1536
HELP! HE HAS HIS FINGER IN MY BUTTHOLE!

Rainbow Crash!HellionPms 1538

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1539

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>>1537
Bobbie has finally reached the point of no return it seems Hank.

Anonymous 1540

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>>1537
I am so going to post on Ponychan about this.

>sing my little theme song

SCOOTALOO 1541

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>>1538
>>1539
Don't just stand there!
HELP!

>>1540
OH CELESTIA HELP ME

Anonymous 1542

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>>1535

I already know how I can get wretched pony stuff away from him, and it's called having authority over the household.

Next time we go out, I am going to make sure he doesn't run to Toys-R-Us and buy a little doll or something. He already got one from Bill… lord knows what else he could find there.

>>1536



>>1539

Dale, I am sure Bobby is just going through a phase in his life, it's natural to get these weird hormonal crazies at his age. And take off my god dang work shirt, that is only for registered employees of Strickland Propane!

>>1540

Bobby, inside, now!

1543

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>>1542
Hank, tell your boy to stop violating that pony!>>198614

BlivBot 0.1 1544

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Oh god. This thread has brought so much joy into my life.

Anonymous 1545

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>>1542
But Dad
>goes inside

Anonymous 1546

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>>1541
take the pony inside with him

SCOOTALOO 1547

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>>1546
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 1548

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>>1543

For god sakes, Dale, it's a stupid pony doll! He ain't violating anything except my authority over not allowing such things in my house!

>>1545
>>1547

Without the girl's toy, boy! I have had enough with you constantly bringing these gosh dang ponies into my house!

Anonymous 1549

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>>1548
>look down

Okay I get raid of it in the morning,
>bring it in anyway, without hawk seeing.

1550

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>>1548
My god its worse than I thought.
Hank.
We gotta put an end to this pretty pony stuff pronto…and I think I know how.

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 1551

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I love this thread…

SCOOTALOO 1552

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>>1549
I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!

1553

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>>1552
Man, these girly toys sure have the weirdest voice commands…wait…HANK BOBBY STILL HAS THE TOY!
>Runs into Bobby's room

Anonymous 1554

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>>1553
>see bobby making out with the Pony

1555

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>>1554
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
>Passes out on floor landing on a pile of badly made custom ponies.

SCOOTALOO 1556

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>>1554
>See pony fighting for air/freedom

Anonymous 1557

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>>1556
>brush pony hair.
Now post about this on ponychan
>get on the his computer and post about it

BlivBot 0.1 1558

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>>1557
>Browsing Ponychan
>Sees post from Anon
AW YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH! The only thing I have is my stupid Fluttershy Bodypillow to make out with >.<

Anonymous 1559

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>>1549

Uh huh, that's what I thought! And I'll be sure to tell your mother to check up on you to see if you get that poster off your door in the hallway!

>>1550

Dale, I would prefer if you wouldn't act like this is some zombification conspiracy. The boy is just as confused as Bill is…

>>1553

Dale, get the hell back here, I don't want you to mess up more of my house than you already have in the past!

>>1554
>>1555
>>1557

Bobby, give me that toy right no- BWAAAAAAH!!!

SCOOTALOO 1560

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>>1557
>>1559
>Rushes out while Bobby's distracted.
>slams head-first into Hank's Shins.

1561

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>>1559
>Wakes up
Woah what I mi-
>Sees Pony toy struggling
AAAAHHH!
>Sees boby making out with it
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
>Sees Hank screaming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Sees the abomination that is >>1558
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>passes out again

Anonymous 1562

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>>1558
>respond to Batbot

It best thing every happen.

>>1559

But this is my little pony pony. Dad!

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1563

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Whats going on here?

BlivBot 0.1 1564

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>>1563
The single greatest thing to ever happen to /oat/ ever.

Boomhauer 1565

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>>1559
>>1562
Yomanchekititsolhanksboymaking outwithadangponytoyyothatsstuffislikefor15yearolgirlsman.

like whoa.

Huitzi!SOULxUy/gQ 1566

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>>1565
>15 year old girl

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1567

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>>1564
EW! Don't masturbate in public!

Lemon Loaf!blOomEzgeU 1568

Anonymous 1569

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>>1560
>grab the doll.
My Pony

B.L.O.O.M.!GolEMfalc2 1570

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>>1567
Don't interrupt. Ah'm trying to watch this.

Anonymous 1571

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>>1560

Oh my god it has batteries too!?

>>1561

DALE! SHUT THE HELL UP, GRAB THE TOY PONY AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

>>1562
>>1569

I don't care, I have had about enough of this My Little Pony shenanigans! From this point onward, you will not be allowed to have any pony toys, no pony posters in your room, no god dang computer access to the internet to talk with your "brony" friends, and furthermore, no more steak until your act straightens up, mister!

BlivBot 0.1 1572

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>>1567
BUT THIS THREAD. SO AWESOME!
>>1566
You have a big stuffed Blivvy pony doll you make out with. Admit it breakfast girl.

Anonymous 1573

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>>1571
help I feel threaten
>ref to pic
run out room with his ponies

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1574

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>>1570
Why is the fat one grabbing Scootaloo?

1575

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>>1569
>>1571
Alright
>pants
Alright…
Bobby, give me the doll.

B.L.O.O.M.!GolEMfalc2 1576

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>>1574
Ah don't know, Ah've never watched My Little Human before.

SCOOTALOO 1577

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>>1571
I don't have batteries!
Get me away from him!!!!

>>1573
Sweet Celestia, no!!!

>>1575
I'm not a Doll.
I'm Scootaloo! Please, help me!

Anonymous 1578

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>>1575
I don't know you mister
>kick in balls, and run out with ponies

1579

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>>1573
Grah, ah ah AAAHHHH!
HAAANK GET HIM!
>Falls over
> Desperately reaching for the pony toy
Give it…now!

Huitzi!SOULxUy/gQ 1580

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>>1572
TEH CIHUACHICHI!
you where supposed to keep that secret

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1581

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>>1576
I'll try asking one of them.
>>1572
…I…what?
>>1571
>>1580
Excuse me sirs, but what is going on?

Anonymous 1582

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>>1579
Must hide my ponies!

Boomhauer 1583

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>>1571
>>1579

>Drinks beer and watches the chaos.

BlivBot 0.1 1584

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>>1574
>>1576
NOT SURE IF YOU MEANT THIS UNIT. IN ANY CASE, I AM ABOUT TO FINISH THE JOB.
>pic
>>1580
THERE ARE NO SECRETS BETWEEN US.

Huitzi!SOULxUy/gQ 1585

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>>1581
tlen?

Anonymous 1586

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>>1573

Bwaaaaaaaaah!

>>1575
>>1578
>>1579

Damn it Dale, my own son kicked me in the groin, and your asking ME to get him while I'm on the floor?!

>>1582
>>1583

Don't just stand there Boomhauer, grab Bobby and get that doll away from him!

1587

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>>1583
>gets up
>Walking awkwardly
Ah, Boomhauer please…help!

SCOOTALOO 1588

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>>1582
>Bucks Bobby in the groin!

Boomhauer 1589

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>>1586
>>1587

Yo man.

>>1582
>Tries to get the toy from bobie

Anonymous 1590

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>>1588
Now now, that not treat you owner

Run off with Doll.

Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1591

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Hey guys, what's going o—
>Mfw Humans
HUUUUUUUMANS…..

Huitzi!SOULxUy/gQ 1592

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>>1584
FFFFFFFFFFFFF

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1593

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>>1591
I think I just felt your orgasm.

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 1594

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>>1591
>>1593
Oh boy…

1595

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>>1591
My god, their real!
I KNEW IT OH THANK CELESTIA AND LUNA THEIR RE-…
>Notices Hank
…You didn't hear that.

Anonymous 1596

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>>>198675

>run away!!!!
Hide in Garage

BlivBot 0.1 1597

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>>1591
You people are going to kill me. I dont want to try to predict whats gonna happen next, but this is so awesome that I am lurking and staying on instead of sleeping for a 24 hour shift tommorow. Damn you. Damn you all to hell. and keep going.
>>1592
>>1593
NO. NOW THIS IS A..a…
>Powers down in a moaning voice
>powers back up
AN ORGANICISM….

Huitzi!SOULxUy/gQ 1598

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>>1595
..suuuuuuuuuuure

B.L.O.O.M.!GolEMfalc2 1599

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>>1597
Ah feel like Ah shouldn't have watched that.

Anonymous 1600

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>>1595

Dang it Dale, your one of them too!? Oh my god, I'm surrounded by men who like girl horses…

>>1591

Oh my… BWAAAAAAAAH!!! No! No no no! This has to be some sort of crazy nightmare or trip! No god-dang way did I just hear a pony talk, let alone see a unicorn! Unicorns do not exist!

Huitzi!SOULxUy/gQ 1601

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>>1597
i'm gonna wreck it.

Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1602

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>>1600
>>1595
OH DEAR CELESTIA, YES!
THEY'RE REAL! THEY TALK AND EVERYTHING! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!

Boomhauer 1603

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>>1600
Hanklikeyo!

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 1604

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>>1602
Oh please calm yourself Lyra… You don't want to scare them into hostility…

BlivBot 0.1 1605

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>>1599
EXTENSIVE HAPPINESS IS NORMAL WHEN YOU REPAIR YOUR VIDEO GAME SYSTEM.
>>1601
NEGATIVE. I WUV YOU.

1606

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>>1604
By god there's more!
Where all you all coming from?
I must join you!

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1607

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>>1602
>>1604
She isn't going to go all rapey, is she?

Anonymous 1608

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Huitzi!SOULxUy/gQ 1609

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>>1602
…what is this cahuayoh doing?

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 1610

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>>1606
Of course there's more! Why are you so interested in us anyway?

>>1607
I certainly hope not…

Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1611

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Golgotha!Stone8svVk 1612

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>>1610
What's going on now? More zombies?

SCOOTALOO 1613

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>>1612
That fat human touched me… In bad places…

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 1614

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>>1612
No… Just Lyra trying to rape the humans…

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1615

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>>1610
>>1612
I need an adult?

Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1616

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>>1615
I AM AN ADULT!

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 1617

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>>1615
Stay with me, I'll keep you safe.

Golgotha!Stone8svVk 1618

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>>1613
Well, leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.
>>1614
Again?

1619

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>>1610
Because your all so…
>looks at Hank
Uh because your, um…aliens?
Yeah aliens you are all aliens that I must examine an-
>>1611
>gets tackled by Lyra

SCOOTALOO 1620

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>>1618
I didn't even do anything.

Golgotha!Stone8svVk 1621

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>>1620
Well, don't worry about it now, they're more afraid of you than you are of them.

Exeept maybe that fat one.

Paladin (Element of Christianity)!VinylL7Qqs 1622

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>>1619
You're aliens to us. Can't we get along? Not all of us want to violate you.

Anonymous 1623

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>>1602
>>1604

Unicorns… okay, so they… are real… and Dale, Bill, and Bobby are into them…

>>1603

I don't even… I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually wish my dad was here right now to clean up this mess.

Peggy, call animal control! We got a problem that even Dale can't fix! And whatever you heard that may have sounded like me wanting my father back on Earth was just the sound of… ugh, hooves beating in Bobby's room.

>>1606
>>1619

Alright, Dale, your the conspiracy expert, what the hell is going on in here! I thought you said that Bobby was just collecting girl toys as part of a brainwashing experiment by the government! What's with the unicorns and… Bill and Boomhauer turning into stinking ponies!?

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1624

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>>1617
Thanks. She seems like she's about to go full on Honey Dew.

Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1625

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1626

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>>1623
Alright fine the conspiracy part was just a cover…I sorta … like the show…
The whole mutating part and sentient ponies inhabiting our world, I'm at a surprising yet refreshing loss for once.

>>1625
Oh my…

Anonthony!EEEEEEEE2c 1627

aaaAAAAAARGH WHY DO OTHER PONYFAGS HAVE TO BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT THIS GAEM

Huitzi!SOULxUy/gQ 1628

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teh tlaltepoztli

Angry!MarineYHbA 1629

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Yes Commissar, we have got FUCKING HERETICS left right and fucking centre. When will these faggots learn?

>muffled radio voice


Fucking damn right, this is gonna be a hell of a fucking stupid ass titty grabbing cunty fucking fuckstick of a cleanup. I'll get Brother-Captain Shitripper on the radio.

Brother-Sergeant Shitter of Souls out.

Obliviouspony 1630

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>>1627
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE FAGS THAT ARE BETTER AT BASEMENT SPAGHETTI GAINED GAMES THAN US. YOU MUST DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO THE INTERNET AND NOT GOING OUTSIDE EVER AGAIN TO GET TO THEIR LEVEL.

1631

>>1630
Speaking of wasting your life online, that reminds me I got some things I need to do. Night /oat/, had fun.

Trixishy!.TrixiSHY. 1632

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Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1633

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>>1631
Aw… Bye Human.

Anonymous 1634

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>>1626

What? So this whole time you've been watching a SHOW for this pony nonesense!? Does this mean Bill watches it too? I mean, …wait a minute, did you two knuckles introduce the stupid show to Bobby?!

>>1625

And you! Stop that right now! That's… profane and I'm pretty sure very unhealthy… especially considering what Dale does for a living.

Shuckle!XJDubleDp. 1635

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>this thread
Please arch this. Now.

Anonymous 1636

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>>1634
Still hiding with the pony

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1637

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>>1636
NINJA SPOON ATTACK!

Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1638

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>>1634
Okay…
Oh, uh… Can I ask you to do something for me?

Anonymous 1639

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>>1636

Oh great… where did that boy run off to now… sigh, why did I ever introduce him to television besides showing him the American sport of football, he could have just been just as happy with seeing it in person.

>>1638

Alright, what do you want, weird unicorn from… whatever my pals and Bobby apparently are a fan of, money? A bag of fertilizer for your lawn? Cause if that's what you want, then you aren't getting any from this home.

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1640

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>>1639
…Hmm….do you have propane?

Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1641

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>>1639
I'm from Equestria.
And no, I'm not asking for money or anything. We don't even use paper money. I just wanted you to build something for me.

>>1640
Ohshitziggerwhatreyoudoing

Anonymous 1642

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>>1641

Build you something? Like what, a tool-rack, a shed, or a picket-fenc- what am I doing, I am NOT going to talk to a unicorn about building something.

>>1640

…Propane? Wait, you have propane from… wherever you are? I thought only people… well, people who aren't like Buckley, may he rest in peace… were able to use propane?

Lyra !uXZ6Efk1xE 1643

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>>1642
Yeah, a shed.
And Umm… Maybe I could even help?

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1644

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>>1642
Well Equestria has a lot of trees and stuff, so you need a clean burning fuel when you cook out.

Anonymous 1645

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>>1644

…That's the same thing I've been telling the people at the campgrounds to supply people for grilling! It's both clean, and it's less likely to start a fire if the grill tips over when a gust appears!

…Miss, are you interested in a sale of propane and propane accessories?

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1646

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>>1645
Hm…alright I'll check it out, what do you have?

Anonymous 1647

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>>1646

Well, at Strickland Propane, we sell only the finest grills you can find in Texas, like the Vogner Char-King and Char-King Imperiale. And here's a fun fact: Propane the primary fuel used for hot air balloons, in case you are looking to buy some for any recreational needs.

Silverflank!3GqYIJ3Obs 1648

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>>1647
Sound reasonable, but what about the accessories I can buy for my grill?

Anonymous !!s+rdmXe9pC 1649

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