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This is my waifu Anonymous 513093

This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My waifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.

My waifu, without me, is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must cum inside my waifu true. I must cum inside straighter than my enemy who is trying to cum inside me. I must cum inside him before he cums inside me. I will ...

My waifu and myself know that what counts in this life is not the times we climax, the noise of our 'burst', nor the fluids we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit [it] ...

My waifu is love,[ even as I, because] my waifu is life. Thus, I will pleasure her as a horsefucker. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories, her sights and her 'barrel'. I will ever guard her against the ravages of seamen and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my waifu sticky and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before Celestia, I swear this creed. My waifu and myself are the defenders of bat. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of our lives.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!

Anonymous 513552

ur waifu a shit


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