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Anonymous 510968

>Suddenly Sunset Shimmer sits next to you at church
What do?

Anonymous 510969

I can't handle this shit and start freaking out.

Anonymous 510970

congratulate op for such a quality thread

Anonymous 510971

eat pray ==rape==

Anonymous 510972

>implying I go to church

Anonymous 510974

wonder why the fuck I'm at church

Anonymous 510992

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Wake up in a cold sweat, thankful it was only a dream.

Anonymous 511082

Thank God I'm not one of these dirty heathens.

Anonymous 511093

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Anonymous 511497

Chat her up until the service starts and try to get her to go to breakfast/brunch/lunch afterwards.

Anonymous 511516

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Well, since it's crowded and we need to save pew space, I offer her my lap.

Anonymous 511669

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>worship together
>feel the light of God shine upon us
>chat after the service ends
>repeat once a week
>begin meeting outside a spiritual setting
>show her the warmth and acceptance she's wanted from another person ever since that business last fall
>be her rock, keeping her on the high road through the turbulence of youth
>marry a pure Sunset
>procreate nightly
>start a family of our own
>take them to church every week
>overcome life's challenges together
>spend remaining years contented

At least, that's how I'd do it.

Anonymous 511670

Anonymous 511671

March her up front, sweep everything off the altar, and fuck her on top of it until she can't walk straight.

Anonymous 511672

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webm related

Anonymous 511675

Wow anon.

You would actually kill her.... Why?

Anonymous 511676


no I wouldn't kill SS, I would kill everyone else in the church and then fuck her

Anonymous 511777

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If that happens I'd obviously say
"Fuck off you fucking devilish fucking devil baby thing"
>Shrek related

Anonymous 512279

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I wanna get on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uu-TtAKpCw [Embed]

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