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Anonymous 510957

>Sorry Anon, but the Bible forbids sex before marriage!

Anonymous 510958

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Cool story.

Anonymous 510959

>>510957
>implying sunset shitter would give a fuck about what jesus says

Anonymous 510961

>>510957

Does it forbid rape before murder?

Anonymous 510962

>>510959
She isn't a demon anymore

510964

>>510962
But she's still a semen demon

Anonymous 510965

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See this shit?

This is what happens when you reform a good villain!

Anonymous 511522

>it also says you're married if you don't scream for help, so you better be quiet or you'll be a whore4lyfe

Anonymous 511565

>>510965
I wanna fuck Trixie
Then suck her off

patachu!LULZISTwQI 511575

>>510965
exactly what makes me cringe in pony.
>reform; format dissenters into the winning way of thinking, everybody is kind and docile until the day some very, very big guy will come and fuck you up. because drowning in your kindness and sterile world you omitted it was still possible for someone to kill and rape anything at will for no reason and ran by no logic.


i like this pon.

Anonymous 511576

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>>510965
>>511575
>"I am surprised that someone with your intellect does not see this 'friendship' is but a new form of imprisonment"
>"be rewarded with something far greater than friendship. Freedom."

Discord did nothing wrong with his decision.

Anonymous 511577

>>511576
DISCORD HAD THE RIGHT IDEA
HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER

Anonymous 511579

>wanting premarital sex
>not wanting the most pure, romantic night possible when you marry your waifu

Anonymous 511581

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>>511579
>tfw it's so romantic you blow your load early

Anonymous 511582

>>511579
>marriage
shiggy

Anonymous 511591

>>510957
>dont worry rape and sex are totally different!

Anonymous 511592

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>>510957
The bible also allowed people to have more than one wife. Take Solomon. Fucker had 1,000 wives.

Anonymous 511593

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>>511576

Sure he did something wrong. He trusted Tirek. You call this freedom?

You don't need that pesky money, once you've got this bridge in Brooklyn I'm gonna sell you.

Anonymous 511614

>>511593
Well it's not like he knew at the time. The point was that he would be free to practice his inherent nature (being god of chaos), and seeing it from his position—choosing between an opposite force of nature enslaving and slowly brainwashing me for my eternally long lifetime, and helping someone with enough potential to actually beat them, albeit at a slight chance of hindsight regret—I'd go with the latter.

And really being betrayed by Tirek was more Discords failing to create his own will to power plan. Something every real villain should have.

Anonymous 511615

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Jokes on you. I already got a hot date. See you at bible study you fucking nerd.

Anonymous 513722

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>>510957
Then it's a good thing I'm an athiest.

Anonymous 513735

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what if we've been reading it wrong and the bible forbids marriage before sex

Anonymous 514096

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>>510957
Then how fuck you explain this!? you, whore, you deserve the death.

Anonymous 514101

>>514096
>how do you explain crying when you're being raped

Anonymous 514103

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Anonymous 514191

>>514096
Thats hot.


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