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Anonymous 509237

Tell me, Anon, who would you rather be,

Handsome millionaire here on earth
or
Homeless earthpony with some really lame special talent there in Equestria
?

If #1 - let's say your bank account holds $500kk you are very popular with the ladies... or not ladies and life is awesome, though you can lose your money in a couple of years if you are an idiot. You can do whatever rich people do. You can buy stables, buy 6 horses name and color them as mane 6, fuck them all you want or you can hit on mane 6's voice cast if you feel like so.

if #2 - you have no job, no home, no wings, no horn. You had to go through others trash to find food. You might have 4,5/10 appearance if you were clean and did not smell bad. Though you probably might get your life back on tracks somehow and go meet everypony you ever wanted and maybe even more, but not today for sure, empty stomach won't fill itself with food...

Anonymous 509239

...but would I have a horsecock?

Anonymous 509240

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>>509239
As a pony? Sure. Nothing spectacular though.

Anonymous 509243

>>509239
Man, if I was a fucking millionaire, I could probably pay a plastic surgeon to GIVE me one.

Anonymous 509244

>>509243
Why a plastic surgeon? Just go to a breeder.

Anonymous 509246

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>>509243
If they were that good they would not create this.
Forget it, they just can't do this. I mean they probably can sew you Chance dildo and put your urethra inside it but that's about all they can do.

Anonymous 509374

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Homeless earthpony. Because I don't give a shit about myself if the world can stop being a place that fucks people over. Handsome millionaire is still a murderer and a crook, by virtue of no honest work can get that much money, and nobody can succeed that much without sending many other people to ruin.

Don't lose hope and it'll work out somehow, even if you're homeless and alone. Except in reality. So fuck reality, and fuck your millions of worthless monopoly money.

Anonymous 509391

>>509237
If i pick the handsome millionaire here on earth, does that mean I'll get to be white instead of a central banking Jew?

Anonymous 509404

>>509237
Can my special talent be sucking dick for crack?

Anonymous 509405

>>509404
This except I'd rather get food or money.
>go to Equestria
>suck all the dicks
Yes.

Anonymous 509410

Totally go millionaire. Life in Equestria would get boring pretty quick, and I like my hands.

Anonymous 509782

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>>509374
>giving a crap about losers

>>509391
500kk is not that much to become jew

>>509404
Was that your special talent that lead to being homeles, huh?

>>509405
Because what could go wrong with letting homeless guy to suck your dick...

>>509410
It sure will be boring if you would not be able to get out of homeless person lifecycle


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