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Anonymous 507014

Look at me Anon.

I only have a few minutes left to live.
I am a living being, a clone, an exact copy, cell by cell of Pinkie.
It's just like if Pinkie Pie had a lot of twin sisters.
But I'm not allowed to remain alive. I'm an anomaly.

My Pinkie senses tells me what's going to happen to all of us in this hall.
Inside of me, my survival instincts are screaming to get away from here.
Twilight will kill us all, one by one, with a beam of high energy protons.
Yes It will be painful, I just hope it will be quick.

I should fall in tears, go mad, panic, but it would make no difference.
Instead, I'm smiling. Because we had fun today. I enjoyed being alive.
I did not waste a single second of the roughly eight hours of my existence.
I just want you to enjoy your life, too. It's short.

Goodbye, Anon!

Anonymous 507067

:c

Anonymous 507079

but what if fake pank was not kill and real pank WAS kill??

Anonymous 507177

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In just 8 hours they'll be
Laying flowers
On my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
Need your blessing
And your promise to live free
Please do it for me

Anonymous 507257

Why is this pinned?

Anonymous 507260

Anonymous 507288

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>>507079
it's certainly what happened, by elimination there's a 1/32 chances the original ponk survived. such is life in Equestria~

Anonymous 507311

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>>507014
>I only have a few minutes left to live.
That's enough time for me to hug you non sexually...
See you later, Panka Po.


Seriously though, you and your "sisters" have pretty much destroyed whole town. Servers you right.

Anonymous 507316

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>>507311
They're out of control, they're an hoard of anarchists.
Pinkies are behaving like a kid, but they remain all living beings.
That's more than enough Pinkies to make sure all of Equestria gets a bit of happiness.
Enough Pinkies to cure chronic depression for all mankind.

Anonymous 507318

>>507316
good lord, that pic. He just looks creepy now.

#NotEvenOnce

Anonymous 507319

Twilight and Pinkies are two different extremes, they're antagonists in the show. Twilight is Cartesian and believes in science, magic and rational stuff. Twilight's best friend is Fluttershy; who feels secure with her.

Pinkie Pie believes in her instincts and senses, and irrational, she's close to RainbowDash. She's just a pony, wingless, magic-less but has the same spirit for adventure, the radical opposite of Twilight. She's a true toon, she's immortal. Her nonsense is irritating Twilight, the reason why they're never the best friends of the crew, and preferrably avoid to stay with eachother.

Rarity is not Twilight, she's creative, she don't have Princess Celestia as a spiritual back-up. She don't learn a lot by the books, but instead, she creates and innovate. She's also relying on her instincts and intellect more than being cognitive like Twilight. Sweetiebelle is really like her.
Applejack is also a worker but they have a lot in common despite one being a redneck; the other one a fashion designer.

Anonymous 507322

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>>507318
feels, man.

Anonymous 507330

Anonymous 507616

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Somethings are inevitable

The sun sets and rises over paradise

Doors open and close

Woolie has an unimaginable hard on for short hair women

Bombs explode

Stars go supernova

People die

Everyone dies

Anonymous 507753

POSTING IN A STICKY

Anonymous 507760

>>507753
DISGUSTING.

Do your posting in a clean, dry place.

Anonymous 507761

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>>507319
>Twilight's best friend is Fluttershy; who feels secure with her.
Reckon ya need to think again.

Anonymous 507799

>>507079
This would explain why pink suddenly became a fag.

Anonymous 507820

>>507761
Twilight has no true friends.

The friends she has in Ponyville are merely accomplices in a complicated drug running opperation. Sure they might have an escapade here and there but no friends allowed.

This is confirmed canon by Mama Faust. You can even ask her.

Anonymous 507821

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I like this Twilight thread.

Anonymous 507822

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>>507821
Since when has Twilight done anything to deserve a thread?

Anonymous 507856

>>507822
That purple whore doesn't deserve a thread.

Anonymous 507938

>>507856
She is the protagonist. It's like all of the mane 6 are supposedly the main characters, but some characters are more main than others.

>>507820
Even more since she become this kind of special snowflake. You can't claim to have friends if you keep giving them orders or tell them what to do, that's kind of a detestable aspect in the series.

Anonymous 507940

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Anonymous 507941

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Otherwise, she could do something worth of an Alicorn and maybe, fix Scootaloo's wings?

Princess Celestia!SuNbuTTSIA 507943

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>>507940
It is also important to note how us alicorns are a small minority in Equestria.

Anonymous 507971

>>507940
Even if she didn't have wings, I'd still call her a whore.

Anonymous 508128

It's not about Twilight, more about the way how Pinkie, as a sentient being would behave against something inevitable, like, an imminent death.
And she's been through a lot of shit so far.

Anonymous 508137

>>508128
Knowing she's a clone, there's a nagging thought in the back of my mind telling me that this Pinkie is very likely to have some sort of imperfection. Potentially major. It's highly likely that this Pinkie is most certainly not the Pinkie I know. Her death, therefore, doesn't have quite the same effect on me.

That's not to say, no effect at all, just not as much of one.

I still cry every time.

Anonymous 508312

>>508137
Indeed she's no longer the same.
The pinkie I knew was actually fighting, saving herself from depression by spreading joy and happiness around here. She did much more than Twilight ever did. She were more magic than Twilight. I don't recall any appearances of her pinkie senses after that, and that's ... uncanny.
But well it's not the first creature or character Twilight killed.

Anonymous 508612

Is it considered normal to have feelings for an animal character who is not real?

Because right now, I feel kind of depressed.

Anonymous 508613

>>508612
You have to love SOMETHING, or you'll go fucking crazy.

Believe me, I know.

Anonymous 508615

>>508613
>You have to love SOMETHING, or you'll go fucking crazy.
What is normal for the spider is crazy for the fly.
subhuman normalfag detected

Anonymous 508616

>>508615
Please elaborate.

Anonymous 508621

>>508615

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 508649

>>508616
I disagree that you need love to stay sane.

I think so because I am sane, and I doubt that I love anything. There are some other reasons.
- I haven't found any evidence that loving others is essential to stay mentally healthy
- I have reasons to think that you need to satisfy only few of our needs to be happy, and love isn't one of them (read about theory of flow, or book "Flow" by Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi)


Moreover I have reasons to believe that people who are in love are insane.
Whole concept of being in love (depending on others to stay happy) is irrational and unhealthy. Just like alcoholics or smokers, people who need love are degenerated: they are addicted to subject of love. Superior people can question social norms that say you what kind of addictions are "normal" and what kinds are not - they realize that all forms are addictions are for normalfags.

Superior people know that they need only to satisfy their physiological needs, and need of safety - everything else is optional. Trying to satisfy other needs leads (in long term) to greed, sadness, suffering. Normalfags don't bother about learning other ways of living so they believe that they need love, while superior people know at least basics of other philosophies.

There is a gap between ├╝bermensch and normalfags, just as there is a gap between spider and a fly.

>tl;dr

If you need love, then you're a degenerated addict; read about stoicism/Buddhism.

Anonymous 508666

>>508649

So if you hated everything, and I mean LITERALLY everything, would that be considered sane?

Anonymous 508991

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>>507014
We are all just clones of another galaxy, or even maybe we are just our imagination, Maybe we are in internal sleep, We will never really know if life is real, or if it is not.

Anonymous 509032

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Anonymous 509034

>>508649
Wow. The autism is strong with you. Fucking textbook, man.

Anonymous 509196

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Anonymous 509242

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All the existential questions about cloning... or duplicating rather.
She killed them. She KILLED them all, cold-blooded!

Anonymous 509547

>>509242
Oh, no!

Anonymous 509712

>>509547
Oh, no!

Anonymous 509713

>>509712

Oh, no!

Anonymous 509714

>>509713
Oh, no!

Anonymous 509716

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>>509714
OH YEAH!

Anonymous 509738

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Anonymous 509785

>>507014
my dick wasn't able to tell the difference

Anonymous 510386

>>509785
Between a stretch-out party girl and a virginally tight hours-old My Little Clony?

Anonymous 510387

>>510386
How do you know her loose flapcunt wasn't cloned too?

Anonymous 510388

Anonymous 510440

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As always...

Rarity is best pony

Anonymous 511490

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>>510440
>Pretending marshmallow complain ever contended as best pony
>Naming a background pony best pony


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