You roll up to the Gamestop and you set the grande loose.
You send in Juan's sister to talk about tumblr and white cis-male scum to the white cis-male cashier in the Gamestop.
Never having talked to a girl for more than five seconds, the cashier drops the spaghetti and asks the gril for sex.
She says yes, obviously, because all tumblr feminists really want is to be fucked hard by misogynists.
You now have 5 minutes to loot the Gamestop.
You decide to shoot some of the customer in there while letting loose Juan's pet badger.
The badger presses the panic button.
You now have 2 minutes.
Roll 1d20 to see how effectively you use these 2 minutes.