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Roleplay Thread: Chaos Edition Eris 502043[View All]

Step on in, Anon.
Try to catch your favorite pony and talk to them.
Go on an adventure.
Cause some chaos!
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Anonymous 514732

>>514731
oh yeah.... that guy's a dick!

Now go do your thing!

Anonymous 514733

>>514732
Heist A:
Thar She Blows!

Heist B:
Raptor Badger Pow Pow!

Anonymous 514734

>>514733
C:
Holy fuck that's big, how's it going to fit inside?

Anonymous 514735

>>514734
You contemplate if a shotgun barrel will fit inside your ass.

It does because your kneegrow Ronald Weedonald stretched out your asshole.

You pull the trigger and kill yourself.

-WASTED-

Heist A

Heist B

Anonymous 514736

>>514735
Heist AB

Anonymous 514737

>>514736
You roll up to the Gamestop and you set the grande loose.

You send in Juan's sister to talk about tumblr and white cis-male scum to the white cis-male cashier in the Gamestop.

Never having talked to a girl for more than five seconds, the cashier drops the spaghetti and asks the gril for sex.

She says yes, obviously, because all tumblr feminists really want is to be fucked hard by misogynists.

You now have 5 minutes to loot the Gamestop.

You decide to shoot some of the customer in there while letting loose Juan's pet badger.

The badger presses the panic button.

You now have 2 minutes.

Roll 1d20 to see how effectively you use these 2 minutes.

Anonymous 514738

>>514737
Roll 1d20 = 6

Anonymous 514740

>>514738
You steal one special edition, but mostly $20 and less games.
And not a lot.
You own most of them.

You can hear sirens in the distance, so you peace the fuck out.

You have two stars on you.

Anonymous 514742

>>514740
Get Jaun to drive so you can shoot out of the window like a G

Anonymous 514743

>>514742
Juan turns on le ebin muzac for this:
https://youtu.be/AeqRj-bYIzc

Juan is driving le sonic fest xDDDDDDD
You shoot old policemen in the kneecaps using your X-Ray vision.

You're on three stars.

Anonymous 514744

>>514743
le fuck le police, get da moneys and run!

Anonymous 514745

>>514744
Juan starts to drive better because Pink Guy starts rapping.

The top quickscoper in FaZe Klan sees you and decides to hit you up on your LifeInvader.

You've been accepted into FaZe Klan.

You're on two stars.

Anonymous 514746

>>514745
Make sure I live up to my Faze Klan name, and quick scope fuckers in da way

Anonymous 514747

>>514746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs

You qwikscope all of teh cheeky scrubs in your way and you end up driving faster because science.

The police are blinded by such godly MLG pro skillz.

You are on one star.

Anonymous 514748

>>514747
Shoot the ground so hard that it lifts the car into the air, for a dramatic get away.

Anonymous 514749

>>514748
>Stunt Jumps require Skillz

Anonymous 514750

>>514749
OBviously I have skillz, if I'm in FaZe faget

Anonymous 514751

>>514750
>You need to use one of your moves faggot

Anonymous 514752

>>514751
use le edgy, illerminarti hitmarker power

Anonymous 514753

>>514752
>Not in your powers
>Feggit
>Silent Farts or Dick Ram

Police gained n you while you were deciding how to look uber cool.

Two stars.

Anonymous 514754

>>514753
Dick ram, more power

Anonymous 514755

>>514754
You ram your dick into the gun, making the bullet not only come out faster, but also with the strength of a million trees.

The bullets drill to the center of the Earth and a mini volcano erupts underneath your truck and vaults you all the way home.

-Heist Cleared-

Anonymous 514756

>>514755
Smoke weed and vidya to celebrate

Anonymous 514757

Anonymous 514766

>>514755
>Heist cleared
SO THATS HOW YOU DO HEISTS IN GTA

Anonymous 514782

Reminder that threads cap at 1500 posts and you're almost there.

Anonymous 514783

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>>514782
Don't tell me how to live my life

Anonymous 514813

>>514782
We'll be fine. Although I doubt there will be another RP thread.

Anonymous 515003

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>>514813
cause I sniffed this one out, and came and killed it.

Anonymous 515011

>>515003
Like a proper fuckin' predator, man. All you need is dreadlocks, mandible jaws, and a shoulder mounted plasma weapon.

Anonymous 515214

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Is this really the end?

Eris 515220

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>>515214
Honey, the end happened a long time ago

Anonymous 515223

>>515214
Hard to tell. These threads are like Hydras, cut off one head two more grow in its place

Anonymous 515356

>>515223
That was back in the days when /anon/ actually had traffic.

Anonymous 515374

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>>515220
So... what happens next?

>>515223
From what I'm seeing, this may be it for the old /rp thread.

Anonymous 515415

>>515356
>>515374
Well, there's not much we can do. Just sit back and watch the end.

They used to call me Prophet. Remember me.
>gunshot

Anonymous 515456

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>>515220
we should totes erp on skype, bae.

Anonymous 515465

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Anonymous 515466

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>>515465
is that a yes?

Anonymous 515470

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Anonymous 515471

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>>515470
You'll never out porn me, don't try.
No?

Anonymous 515484

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Anonymous 515489

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>>515484
My name is [?]Biwaifu[/?]

Anonymous 515490

>>515489
Damn it! I fucked my spoilers!

Anonymous 515498

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>>515490
Did you make them come?

Anonymous 515503

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>>515498
Nope! .... :c

Eris 515650

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So long

Eris 515651

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Farewell

515652

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Auch wiedershen, good night!

515653

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Good night... Space Cowboy!


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