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Anonymous 499756

Alright guys here's the deal.

You're sent in to a theme park to clear that shit out. Only problem is it is filled with blood thirsty dinosaurs. The enviroments you'll run into range from Main Street style attractions (close quarters, lots of buildings), science labs (well lit in some places and tight corridors), wide open plains (self explainitory) and big ass jungles.

You can only bring three weapons on this hunting trip. Your main weapon, sidearm, and a melee weapon. You can customize them to your liking.

Anonymous 499900

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My weapon will be my penis. I will breed with their females, and in time our differences will be forgotten.

Anonymous 500029

>>499900
You have to pick two more weapons, dingus.

Anonymous 500305

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what if my weapon was realizing that it was I who was the real T Rex

Anonymous 500309

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>>499756
Carl Gustav M/42
TT-33
I'm tempted to say "muh dick" so I can be like 900, but I guess I'll go with an axe or possibly a wrecking bar.

Anonymous 500325

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>>499756
Lube.
Dildo.
Rope.

Anonymous 500339

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MG34
.357 revolver
Broadsword

Kabelymous 500343

Bottle of Shaving Cream
Box of DingDongs
Fluffy Handcuffs


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