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Roleplay Thread: Post Purge Anonymous 489460[Last 50 Posts]

I have no idea what just happened.

Anonymous 489806

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>creates Role play thread
>doesn't start role playing anything

Anonymous 489907

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Kill krauts 24/7.

Anonymous 489909

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Yeah man, come on.

Anonymous 489942

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Oh? And just who do you think you are?

Anonymous 489945

who do you think you are?

Anonymous 489946

Up up up! Didn't your mother ever teach you that its impolite to answer a question with another question? Now, you may try again, but only once.
Who do you think you are to claim such a pretentious title like "God?"

Anonymous 489947

File: 1420324055751.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

Anonymous 489949

i'm scared

Anonymous 489972

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Scared? Some god you are. Well, I guess I shouldn't more from a human god, hmmm?

Anonymous 489978

File: 1420324481536.jpg (72.03 KB, 575x600, Zeus_(Earth-9602).jpg)

>human god
You called?

Sheogorath 489984

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[chaos intensifies]

Bruce 489997

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Puny god.

Hades 490002

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Anonymous 490010

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Now there's the true form of a human god! Though, your appearance does beg the question, who is created in whom's image?
Ugh, be gone with you. You have your own tiny world to toy with. Do not so much as look at mine
Misunderstood brute, follow the demented one

Anonymous 490022

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Well Zeus is the son of Kronos the Titan. That could be where the resemblence comes from.

Anonymous 490034

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>human gods
>not the superior dragon gods

Anonymous 490044

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That would explain the terribly boring personality too. No one raised by titans can be interesting
You're cute

Anonymous 490049

>no one raised by titans can be interesting
Most of the problems caused in ancient greece was because Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants.
The Minotaur? He changed into a bull and fucked a bitch.

Anonymous 490050

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Anonymous 490052

File: 1420325525871.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

>Most of the problems caused in ancient greece was because Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants.
Interesting personality a one track mind does not make


E-gad! You're right!

Anonymous 490053

File: 1420325591584.jpg (37.59 KB, 500x625, So Incandescent.jpg)

We need more sunlight
So incandescent~

Anonymous 490054

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You are one strange human. I like that

Anonymous 490055

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Jupiter is better.

Anonymous 490056

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Falcon god is best god.

Anonymous 490057

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Uh... Praise the sun?!

Ra the sun god 490058

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You are welcome, strange man.

Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490060

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You're so incandescent!

Anonymous 490062

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Whatever helps you get up in the morning


Where all of these deities coming from? Did I leave that flap in the fabric of space open again?

Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490063

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Perhaps maybe you should check... maybe.

By Gwyn's beard! Look at the time!

Death 490064

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Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490065

File: 1420326337863.gif (658.81 KB, 254x254, 1404871279880.gif)

Hey buddy!
It's good to see you again.

Anonymous 490066

File: 1420326401034.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

Hmmm... maybe... bah, what could possibly go wrong?
Oh. Its you again

Anonymous 490067

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Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490068

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I think the better question is, what could possibly go right?
Also, what are you? You look like some sort of blend of animals.

Death 490069

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You too. Long time no see.

I don't remember you.. Wait, was your father the one that died by extreme train drifting. Oh man, that really tickled my funny bone.

Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490071

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How's your brother, Skeletor?

God Empress Faust 490072

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I agree, far too many lesser gods around here.

Death 490073

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Usual. Trying to defeat some gay guy and his tiger and failing everytime. I asked him once if he wanted me to make him come down with a bad case of malaria or something but he keeps on saying his way is better.

Hey mama faust.

Meghan McCarthy 490074

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What is a god to an unbeliever?

Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490075

File: 1420326810765.jpg (103.58 KB, 907x882, d35.jpg)

Hey, I thought you just ended the pain instead of ending it.

A heretic and target practice.

Anonymous 490076

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Any number of things could happen. Good or bad depends on your standpoint
>what are you?
Good question

Hmmm... that sounds like something he'd do. You two were great pals, right?

Oh, sorry about that. Really I am.

God Empress Faust 490077

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>slowly fades from this plane

Anonymous 490078

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lets make rainbow dash even more idiotic
lets make really stupid lessons
lets make rarity a slave driver
lets make twilight a plot device
>inb4 plot joke
lets make pinkie pie a huge obtrusive gag character
lets make apples
lets make fluttershy never change despite learning... well you got one there
i hate that slut

Death 490079

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I do both sometimes. Every now and again. Okay I kill a bunch of people at will, so what. It's my job.

Yeah we were great pals. Every so often we'd get drinks. Of course I couldn't drink because it would go right through me.

Meghan McCarthy 490080

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Much better.

Now who wants wings?

You would look lovely with wings.
>puts wings on Solaire

And you could do with some more wings.
I'll just reach into my wing bag.
>reached into wing bag

No wings for you.
>gets excited
I'm going to put you in a bobble-headed high school musical instead!

Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490081

At least do something with the bodies besides leave them there.

>has wings
>flies towards the sun

Anonymous 490083

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Pfft! That was a good one! Oh, I do appreciate a good pun. Especially the horrid ones
Don't you dare

Meghan McCarthy 490084

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>types up that Eris has 6 wings now, magically making it so

Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490085

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>Flies to close
>Wings burn
Thanks McCarthy!

Death 490086

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I'll be here all week, tip your waitresses.

Haven't you heard of Icarus? Flying too close to the sun?

Anonymous 490087

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>snaps and they're gone

Can't touch what you don't own~

>tips a waitress over

Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490088

Funny you should mention that
>Is still falling

Meghan McCarthy 490089

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>writes that Eris is a janitor with no lines in Equestria Girls 3: Science Fair Follies

Death 490091

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Oh, you always manage to get me goin. Oh crap, I forgot to check my list!
>unfurls a large list that appears to go on forever
Lets see here.. Couple thousand in Libya from the Ebola virus, few hundred from fighting in eastern Europe. Goodness, they can never catch a break can they? And uh..
>peers closely at a particular name on the list
Anyone know a lass by the name of Princess Cadence? Anyone?

Solaire the Sunlight Warrior 490092

>Is still falling
How long is this going to take?

Death 490093

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You flew to the sun, which is 93,000,000 miles away. I'd say along time.

Solaire 490094

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>reaches the ground
>still alive somehow
>landed on a sharp rock

Death 490095

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>pokes with the butt of it's scythe
You alright?

Princess Cadance 490096

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[loves internally]

Solaire 490097

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Yeah, I'm fine
Let me just take a quick sippy of my estus

Death 490099

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There you are. Look I don't know how to put it lightly so I'll just be blunt. Princess Mi Amore' Cadenza, ruler of the Crystal Empire yada yada yada formalities. Your time is here, time for you to die.

Princess Cadance 490100

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But, that's impossible. I'm an immortal alicorn. There must be some mistake.

Death 490102

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Sorry kiddo, death doesn't make mistakes. Plus, there's no such thing as immortal. What do you think happened to the parents of the two sisters?

Princess Cadance 490103

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Can I finish my milkshake first?
>is now too adorable to die

Solaire 490105

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>looks at the moon, the moon looks back

Solaire 490106

So that's how we die.

Death 490107

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Alright you know what? Fine. I'll give you a choice on how you go. I can call up my bro War and see what kind of shit he can stir up or I can get Pestilence and Famine to gangbang both you and the entire empire with disease and famine. Or you can come with me. Your choice.
>lets her finish her milkshake

Princess Cadance 490109

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But who will be princess of love? I can't just abandon my duties. I'm sorry, but we'll just have to reschedule.

Death 490111

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You want to reschedule? Fine. But it will cost you, I need to reach my quota for the day.

Princess Cadance 490113

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Just send the bill to my castle, my ponies take care of these things for me.

Death 490116

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Not that kind of bill. Life for a life. You are spared while I take someone else.

Solaire 490117

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I'll go, death is nothing to me.

Death 490118

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Undead don't count it. The point of death is to stay that way.

Solaire 490119

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Hmm, how about this. I die twice without retrieving what I left behind.

Princess Cadance 490120

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No, that doesn't work for me either. Tell you what, just have your ponies call my ponies and we'll get something penciled in.

Death 490121

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No, that won't work either. You're branded man. Tainted. What dies has to stay dead.

You know what? Fuck it, I'll find someone to kill.
>a pale horse emerges from the fog
>in the blink of an eye, he mounts the sickly being and rides off into the thick fog

Solaire 490122

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Say that to the skeleton army Nito has.
At least I still have organs.

Princess Cadance 490123

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>changes her address

Princess Cadance 490126

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Thanks for trying. At least he's gone.

Anonymous 490127

>skeleton army
Why not just break their legs?

Solaire 490128

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Yeah, death and I go way back.
He's a bit of a slag but he can be nice at times.
Now, do you have any rulers who control or are affiliated with the sun?

Bones are hard man, I have a sword not a mace

Princess Cadance 490132

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You're not from around here are you?

Solaire 490136

Nope, I came from over yonder
>points to the west

Anonymous 490138

Why not buy/make a mace?

Princess Cadance 490142

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Princess Celestia is who you're looking for. Princess of the sun.

Solaire 490146

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I don't want to, I like my sword.

>of the Sun

Anonymous 490151

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>princess of the sun
Did they not have another muscle bird-man?

Anonymous 490153

Bitch that's Ra.

Anonymous 490155

File: 1420331058246.png (755.18 KB, 1024x1024, Ra.png)

He's the one true god of the sun. Princess McBitchtits who claims to control the sun can suck a fuck

Ra 490159

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What have you brought to offer your God, mortal?

Anonymous 490163

File: 1420331224867.jpg (108.71 KB, 650x906, Ra_by_GENZOMAN.jpg)

>no falcon head

Ra 490164

File: 1420331347540.jpg (113.62 KB, 500x371, Ra.jpg)

>eyes glow
>with a wave of his hand, Ra orders his Jaffa guards to shoot you with their staff weapons

Anonymous 490167

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Ra 490170

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>has Jaffa guards kill you for bringing such a paltry offering
>activates headdress
>is carried away

Anonymous 490181

File: 1420331701770.jpg (62.45 KB, 640x474, cow.jpg)

I brought you a cow

Anonymous 490186

Anonymous 490195

You want that tongue don't you.

Anonymous 490198

Do you not?

Anonymous 490203

Can't deny it.

Solaire 490208

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I brought you two scoops of sunlight medals

Anonymous 490241

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I got you a bat-dragon

Anonymous 490435

File: 1420336324836.png (2.08 MB, 1366x768, Go Away.png)

So how many people are in here?

Anonymous 490445

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That all depends, really

Anonymous 490488

File: 1420337626343.png (1.81 MB, 1366x768, I'm out.png)


So the place hasn't changed at all.
There's still 3-5 people circle jerking.
I wish this was more active again.

Anonymous 490496

>implying math has any meaning here
Bitch, you're in an Eris thread.

What up, my draconequeer?

Anonymous 490500

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If you're referring to the previous owners of the /anon/ RP circle, I believe that they already left

Oh? Now where have I heard that name before?... hmmmm...

Anonymous 490502

File: 1420338414635.png (1.8 MB, 1366x768, Why are you staring at a wall.…)


>They left


Anonymous 490506

Eris, you are a sexy beast, but in the spirit of chaos, I'm going to let fate decide if I'm attracted to you.
Roll 1d6 = 6
Odds, I'm yours, Evens, I think you're a bitch.

Anonymous 490515

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Can someone please get this poor anon a pamphlet on the history of /anon/ RP?

Oh? Well now, this seems to be a conundrum for you

Tsunonymous 490516

Fuck of, Eris, you can't even namefag right. I think you're a bitch.

Anonymous 490518

File: 1420338996231.jpg (113.89 KB, 1280x720, 1402452181701.jpg)


All I remember is an Anon who's soul was trapped in a sword, Octavia, and Doctor Who. I know there was more, but at some point I took a massive leave, and missed out.

Anonymous 490519

Who did you play?

Anonymous 490521

File: 1420339152283.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

D'aww, you're adorable... you really do want me, don't you?~

Oh my... you have missed a lot!

Anonymous 490522

File: 1420339164081.jpg (59.15 KB, 500x341, 1380374936933.jpg)


A few people. I was trying to get my bearings.

>A bard

>Rule 63 Sunset Shimmer and Celestia
>This faggot
I know there's at least one more, but again I can't remember.

Oh, but now I remember that Chrysalis was there too.

Tsunonymous 490526

You think you're hot shit? With your juice box and your smooth silky coat and shimmering ey...Shut Up!

Still can't namefag right.

Anonymous 490528

File: 1420339399301.png (70.63 KB, 1055x1179, Changeling_Vector.png)


I think I was also a Changling Drone at one point.

And probably a Lich.

Anonymous 490547

Uh... were you The Doctor? The one who posted .gifs?

Anonymous 490549

Anonymous 490555

Oh. Never mind then

soahC fo tiripS ,sirE 490559

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Hmmm? Shut up? But, you were the one who was giving me such nice compliments. Oh, they warm this spirit's heart so!

And how is this for "namefagging?"

Tsunonymous 490560

I-I've seen better.

Anonymous 490562

File: 1420340760933.png (1.36 MB, 1366x768, ow the edge.png)


>Backwards name


I need a fucking shower. You two circle jerk for a while.

soahC fo tiripS ,sirE 490563

File: 1420340766083.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

Seen better? You've certainly got my attention now.
Tell me about this "better." Is it a better name or... something else?

§̝̼͇̟̟̘̭ͣͮ͋¢̣̹̳͇̑̌̽̀͆∞͇̺̼̜̙̤̊̈¶̺͙̬͍̟͕͇̯̓̔͗̓̐̈†̲͎̠̰̞̖̃̀̎̑̇ 490574

soahC fo tiripS ,sirE 490582

File: 1420341629223.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

Hmmm... interesting. You really are an odd one, Anonymous.

˚̴̨͍͙̥̪͚͈̝͊̌̉͂͊̆ͩ͢ 490586

Call yourself the spirit of chaos and you can't even Zalgo.

Anonymous 490609

File: 1420342628023.png (1.37 MB, 1366x768, The arrival of the Grim Reaper…)


Teach us how.

ȫ̡͉͓͖̭́̈́̿̃̔ͬ̅͛ͩ̎̊̐ͯ̕͢͡ƃ̌̓ͭ̃̑͛ͬ̆͆̿̿̑̚̚̕҉̪͇̘̳͈̭̖̘̬̪̗̙̠͈͎̮̳̼̙̕͘l̴̡̛͚͇̤̟ͫ̈ͪ͗̀ 490611

I just did. If the lesson went over your head, that's your own fault.

E̴̛̦̺̣͎̟̭̫͙ͤ̂̌͆̉̅̄͝r̵̩̝̤̲͎͕̮̪̆̊̉̔ͨ̇̑ͮ̈ͬ͠i̎ͭ̇͗̚͘͏̟̻̝̖̹̫̯͚̜̞̺͢sͪ̈ͤ̍̓͌̌̓ͦͣ́̀͝͡ 490614

Do you wish to challenge me?

E̴̛̦̺̣͎̟̭̫͙ͤ̂̌͆̉̅̄͝r̵̩̝̤̲͎͕̮̪̆̊̉̔ͨ̇̑ͮ̈ͬ͠i̎ͭ̇͗̚͘͏̟̻̝̖̹̫̯͚̜̞̺͢sͪ̈ͤ̍̓͌̌̓ͦͣ́̀͝͡ 490618

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Anonymous 490621

File: 1420342960711.png (1.19 MB, 1366x768, Holla holla.png)


No, you didn't.

s̙̞͓̻̙̎̇ͩᴉ̴͖̩̹̓́́͟ɹ̢̞̐̍̈̊ͤͤͬƎ̪̜̘̲̤͛͐̍̾́ 490623

Eris figured it out.

>can't even Zalgo upsidedown and backwards
Just, C/V my name. Step up your game, Eris.

>drops the mic and walk off stage

Anonymous 490625


I-I didn't need it anyway..

Ú̞̲͉̳͉̭̙ͪ̅͊̾̾̓̍̚l̹͕͈̳͕͈̊ͭ͊̔̄́͗͆t̜̺̦̎̉̾͗̈̇̇̋̑i͍͇ͨͥ̓̑̓ͅm͈̫͌ͪ̒̄̌a͍̩ͫt͓̪̬̠̰̩̓͒ 490629

File: 1420343445642.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Aren't you a pleasant one

Its simple, my dearest, Anon. Simple with the power of magic the internet!

Anonymous 490633

File: 1420343685739.png (2.52 MB, 1366x768, Close up.png)


No, seriously, I don't need it.

E̴̛̦̺̣͎̟̭̫͙ͤ̂̌͆̉̅̄͝r̵̩̝̤̲͎͕̮̪̆̊̉̔ͨ̇̑ͮ̈ͬ͠i̎ͭ̇͗̚͘͏̟̻̝̖̹̫̯͚̜̞̺͢sͪ̈ͤ̍̓͌̌̓ͦͣ́̀͝͡ 490637

File: 1420343939045.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

Your loss, then... hang on

>snaps fingers

Eris 490640

File: 1420343994865.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Much better

Anonymous 490644

File: 1420344125081.png (1.63 MB, 1366x768, Hiding.png)



Eris 490649

File: 1420344504188.gif (158.45 KB, 800x805, Discordia.gif)

Things have grown quite boring... oh! I know! Some real chaos should liven it up!

>snaps fingers, transforming Anon into a random pony

Anonymous 490652

File: 1420344602506.png (524.47 KB, 3000x3000, Free_hugs_changeling_by_xyotic…)


>Now a Chrome Changling

Wh-How on Earth id you do that?!

Eris 490655

File: 1420344721632.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

Two words. Spirit of Chaos!... but... not quite a pony though... hmmm

>snaps again, changing him again

Anonymous 490657

File: 1420344823455.png (158.35 KB, 900x718, profile_butterscotch_by_trotsw…)


I'm only using Butterscotch because I have nothing better.
What is this... I... feel.

Eris 490659

File: 1420344925137.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

Ooooooooh! One my favorite ponies!

Anonymous 490662

File: 1420344990031.jpg (67.98 KB, 900x720, mlp__how_fluttershy_sees_butte…)


None of this feels right... I beg of you, change me back! I do not wish to be organic anymore!

Eris 490666

File: 1420345210428.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

But this is for my amusement! You are just along for the ride!
No one ever let's me be chaotic anymore

Anonymous 490669

File: 1420345531638.png (158.35 KB, 900x718, profile_butterscotch_by_trotsw…)


Perhaps it should stay that way! Especially if you command such power!

Nice get, Satan.
And honestly, I want to go to bed.

Eris 490672

File: 1420345738035.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Oh, quiet, you. You sound like everypony else. The thing is, I'm not in my home universe so I have... less rules governing me!
But you sound tired. Perhaps you should run along now. I'm sure there's a bed in this place somewhere

Very well. I'm giving you way to go to bed

Anonymous 490675

File: 1420345985343.png (228.31 KB, 1638x1042, 1392393717115.png)


Every... pony? And no, I do not need to sleep! I run on--
I... My power supply is... Oh god, what is this terrible feeling?
>He collapses

Thanks man.

Eris 490679

Sleepiness. Its quite common in "organics"

>snaps a bed into existence under the new pony

Don't mention it

Solaire 490936

File: 1420353615526.gif (2.12 MB, 315x238, 1404869140828.gif)

It's Sunday!
Praise the Sun!

Anonymous 491034

File: 1420384777766.jpg (67.98 KB, 900x720, mlp__how_fluttershy_sees_butte…)

>Groggily wakes up
>Lets off a long yawn
"Ugh... I am going to kill that creature. As soon as I'm turned back to normal, and can use my gun."
>Looks at his new hooves

Anonymous 491035

You're gonna need a bigger gun.

Anonymous 491036

File: 1420385282216.png (1.19 MB, 1366x768, Holla holla.png)


"My Gun's power is not based on its size."

Anonymous 491037


Anonymous 491038


That's just the only picture of his gun that I have that shows its size. But yeah, you're kind of right.

Anonymous 491039

>not wanting to be Butterscotch
>Year of our Pone

Anonymous 491040

File: 1420385624392.png (1.4 MB, 3000x3472, 208089__safe_fluttershy_vector…)


But my character doesn't want to be Butterscotch.

Anonymous 491041

Well if anyone can reform Eris, it's Butterscotch.
You're stuck this way until Eris changes you back.
You knew what you were getting into when you posted in an RP thread. Getting turned into things you don't want to be by gender-swapped chaos gods is one of the risks you accepted.

Anonymous 491042

File: 1420386052548.png (158.35 KB, 900x718, profile_butterscotch_by_trotsw…)


I really didn't know what I was getting into.

"I suppose you are right... How do I appease her?"

Anonymous 491043

File: 1420386218090.png (Spoiler Image,323.91 KB, 960x540, prepareyouranus.png)

You'll have to teach her about the magic of friendship.

Anonymous 491044


"... Excuse me?"

Anonymous 491046

>prepare your anus
Lube or no lube?

Anonymous 491047

Keep Calm and Butter On.

Butterscotch? 491048


"You are making no sense."

Anonymous 491049

Literally, Butters, just Google things I say and you will understand.

Butterscotch? 491051



Anonymous 491053

File: 1420386760661.jpg (9.82 KB, 480x360, Google, Motherfucker, do you u…)

Butters, I hate you with every inch of my body.

Butterscotch? 491054

File: 1420386812562.png (1.63 MB, 1366x768, Hiding.png)


"I hate you as well, Human."

Anonymous 491055


Butterscotch? 491057

File: 1420386903846.png (158.35 KB, 900x718, profile_butterscotch_by_trotsw…)


"I am not implying anything. I do hate you."

Anonymous 491058

>implying I'm human

Butterscotch? 491059


"Then what are you?"

Anonymous 491060

File: 1420387077040.png (222.34 KB, 600x622, .png)

Anonymous 491061

That isn't ominous at all.

Eris 491089

File: 1420395988862.png (224.99 KB, 900x749, now__if_you_excuse_me____by_ja…)

Being the ominous and ambiguously malicious force is my job!

Oh, and did you sleep well, my little pony?

Butterscotch? 491090

File: 1420396086675.jpg (67.98 KB, 900x720, mlp__how_fluttershy_sees_butte…)

Solaire 491091

File: 1420396122498.png (879.2 KB, 707x1000, solaire_by_001_jester_100-d78s…)

All these people and not a single one is excited that it's Sunday.
It's like they don't even want to be grossly incandescent.

Anonymous 491092

Hey Eris, you missed it. Death went off and killed a bunch of people.

Butterscotch? 491093


It is just another day.

Eris 491095

File: 1420396402267.gif (158.45 KB, 800x805, Discordia.gif)

No? Yes? Maybe? Can you tell?


>rolls her eyes

>stretches up to the sky

Praise the ball of burning gas!
Well that sounds like something he'd do!

Solaire 491096

File: 1420396480437.gif (658.81 KB, 254x254, 1404871279880.gif)

Just another day?
Just another day?!
It's only the most important and incandescent day of the week small horse!


Anonymous 491097

Good point. How's being the Empress of Chaos treating you?

Butterscotch? 491098

File: 1420396513825.png (158.35 KB, 900x718, profile_butterscotch_by_trotsw…)


I am not a horse!

Solaire 491100

File: 1420396580453.jpg (319.85 KB, 600x933, knight_solaire_of_astora__dark…)

But you look like one, you sound like one, you even sound like one.
So you must be a small horse.

Butterscotch? 491101


Only becasue of "Eris' " bizzare humor! She did this to me!

Solaire 491102

Doesn't change the fact that you're a horse.

Butterscotch? 491103


Just be quite, Human.

Eris 491104

File: 1420396805556.png (224.99 KB, 900x749, now__if_you_excuse_me____by_ja…)

Oh, same old same old. I don't have a care in the world and can do practically anything I want!
Its quite marvelous

You most certainly are a horse! Through amd through!

Butterscotch? 491105


I am a Roimude! Stop taunting me you eldritch abomination!

Solaire 491106

File: 1420396868849.jpg (55.29 KB, 300x647, solaire-of-astora.jpg)

You aren't the boss of me.
The only boss of me is Misses Solaire and I haven't even met her yet.

Right? Look at him, all he needs is a saddle and he's perfect for riding on.

Eris 491107

File: 1420397192259.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

Abomination? Oh! You wound me with your harsh words!
Is that any way to talk to your only hope for returning to your previous form?

Not necessarily!
You're right, my not-as-dim-as-you-appear human!

>snaps a saddle into existence on Butterscotch?'s back

>jumps on said saddle

Butterscotch? 491108


>Son of a bitch...

Solaire 491109

File: 1420397339683.jpg (50.31 KB, 257x360, 3b9c0bbab12bef24e9e0eaf68dac7f…)

I'm going to take that as a compliment...

Eris 491110

File: 1420397485387.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

Giddy up!

>kicks his sides with her heels

>thankfully her new cowboy suit didn't come with spurs

Good. I don't give them all that often

Butterscotch? 491111


Gah! Please stop that!

Eris 491112

File: 1420397666849.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

But don't you like me on top of y-

>realizes he has the power of the quads

Oh, fine. Have it your way

>climbs off of him

>discreetly leaves the saddle

Solaire 491113

File: 1420397694192.jpg (66.69 KB, 894x894, sun_warrior_by_crazymoh11-d6zj…)

Really? But the feeling of giving is amazing.

Butterscotch? 491114

File: 1420397718665.png (158.35 KB, 900x718, profile_butterscotch_by_trotsw…)


Thank you...

Eris 491116

File: 1420397899227.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

That is a very debatable point, my dearest talking can

Oh, certainly. But do not think that you will win every time

Solaire 491117

File: 1420398005695.png (210.16 KB, 777x1027, solaire_by_sofunnyguy-d6lv26a.…)

Talking can?!
You wound me with your insult, lady of debatable attractiveness.

Anonymous 491118

To be honest, your helmet does look like a steel bucket.

Solaire 491119

...Should I take it off?

Eris 491120

I jest, I jest. No need to get your feather in a bunch

>plays with the aforementioned plume

So, what do you want to do today? I'm quite bored and need something to further occupy my time

Butterscotch? 491121

File: 1420398606873.png (1.8 MB, 1366x768, 001, 002, and 003.png)


I would like to be turned back to normal, and join my brothers once again.

Anonymous 491123

File: 1420398712717.jpg (51.43 KB, 480x480, Medieval-Burgonet.jpg)

Nah, you good nigga

Solaire 491124

File: 1420398745865.jpg (153.41 KB, 1191x670, memories_of_disparity__an_era_…)

You sure? I don't mind.

Anonymous 491126

You're good.

Eris 491127

File: 1420399175466.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Hmmmm, I don't think that that'll be very fun for me. Don't you want me to have fun?

Butterscotch? 491128


I can care less about your sense of fun.

Solaire 491131

File: 1420399728418.jpg (122.17 KB, 834x959, solaire_of_astora_by_gravitysh…)

If you say so...

Eris 491132

File: 1420399762839.gif (158.45 KB, 800x805, Discordia.gif)

But my sense of fun is what can turn you back. You wouldn't want to permanently be Butterscotch? would you?

Eris 491235

File: 1420417434511.png (224.99 KB, 900x749, now__if_you_excuse_me____by_ja…)

Oh where, oh where has my little pony gone?~
Oh where, oh where can he be?~

Butterscotch? 491406

File: 1420422223535.gif (531.93 KB, 515x636, 2446120151_-_animated_artist_t…)


If I wasn't playing as a hard assed Android mercenary I would be all over this.

Eris 491409

Don't you know that the very nature of chaos is change?

Butterscotch? 491413


He does not like chaaaaange

Eris 491420

That could change~

Butterscotch? 491443

File: 1420424045078.png (524.47 KB, 3000x3000, Free_hugs_changeling_by_xyotic…)


I-I can be your Butterscotch for tonight.

Eris 491501

File: 1420425578604.png (159.47 KB, 749x1068, 745127__safe_fluttershy_vector…)

Oh! There you are!

Butterscotch? 491505

File: 1420425719126.jpg (67.98 KB, 900x720, mlp__how_fluttershy_sees_butte…)


>He's a bit startled, this might be the real one

"H-Hello Eris..."

Eris 491509

I've been looking for you, you silly pony

Butterscotch 491515

File: 1420425946358.png (158.35 KB, 900x718, profile_butterscotch_by_trotsw…)


"Oh, did you need something?"

Eris 491531

I was just looking for my latest bit of entertainment of course!

Butterscotch 491538

File: 1420426351412.png (106.9 KB, 833x872, butterscotch__clean_character_…)


"E-Entertainment? I already don't like where this is going..."

Eris 491560

File: 1420427046721.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)


>holds him at arms length

Are you Butterscotch or "Butterscotch?"?

Butterscotch 491562


I just got rid of the question mark.

Eris 491563

Still have to make sure

Butterscotch 491564

File: 1420427201680.png (645.83 KB, 4037x3914, butterscotch_2__clean_characte…)


"That doesn't make sense."

Eris 491582

File: 1420428141814.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

You're Butterscotch... I'm looking for a different you... I'm sure he's around here somewhere

Butterscotch 491587

File: 1420428224468.png (106.9 KB, 833x872, butterscotch__clean_character_…)


He probably starved to death, because he didn't understand what eating was.

"Another me? A Changling?
>He sounds panicked.

Eris 491595

File: 1420428386522.png (159.47 KB, 749x1068, 745127__safe_fluttershy_vector…)

Takes longer than one day

Oh, Butterscotch, you are simply adorable when you panic, but no need now
I made another you

Butterscotch 491599

File: 1420428474032.png (645.83 KB, 4037x3914, butterscotch_2__clean_characte…)


"Um... Thank you? But why would you need another me?"

Eris 491671

File: 1420430506734.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Well, to be more exact, I made a human into another you. And I was bored. You know how I get when I go unsupervised.

Butterscotch 491674

File: 1420430567545.png (63.53 KB, 234x237, 1348110374649.png)


"I know. I still have nightmares."

Eris 491688

File: 1420430864959.jpg (95.61 KB, 1024x614, large-29.jpeg)

But don't worry, nothing was turned inside out and no ancient civilizations were angered

Butterscotch 491738

File: 1420432195921.png (79.26 KB, 574x698, butterscotch_by_acuario1602-d6…)


"Well good. The last thing I need is you causing trouble, or getting into trouble."

Eris 491764

File: 1420433502674.jpg (334.66 KB, 1024x1024, large-14.jpeg)

Have I ever caused trouble, dear Butterscotch?

>has an angelic halo

Butterscotch 491766

File: 1420433552693.gif (811.41 KB, 518x528, Loud Laughing Fluttershy.gif)


"Oh let me count the ways."
>He rolls his eyes.

Eris 491784

File: 1420434108160.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

Oh, I swoon at such romantic words of accusations!

Butterscotch 491788

File: 1420434160673.png (106.9 KB, 833x872, butterscotch__clean_character_…)



Eris 491812

File: 1420435270154.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)


>pats his head

So don't worry, dear Butterscotch

Anonymous 491917

File: 1420453672231.png (684.26 KB, 1500x1170, now-kiss.png)

Butterscotch 491965

File: 1420491306653.jpg (897.93 KB, 838x970, fbdeaaeb666e38a057ede7ca58357f…)



Eris 491975

File: 1420495743268.jpg (586.94 KB, 725x1024, large-22.jpeg)

Fine! Its not like I wanted to kiss you anyway!... B-BAKA!

Butterscotch 491979

File: 1420496495726.png (63.53 KB, 234x237, 1348110374649.png)


It just wouldn't work out.

Eris 491983

File: 1420497292590.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

Anonymous 491984

File: 1420498497672.jpg (219.87 KB, 900x1149, 1348673078086.jpg)


He's a little pony, and you're an Eldritch, chimeran, immortal, abomination.

Eris 491985

File: 1420498826494.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

There's that mean A-word again! Its almost as if you want to annoy me. Tisk-Tisk, Anon.

Anonymous 491986


What? An?

Eris 491987

File: 1420499218067.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)


>rolls her eyes

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Abomination, a natural occurrence of nature is not

Anonymous 491988


>anything about you


Eris 491989

File: 1420499405134.jpg (334.66 KB, 1024x1024, large-14.jpeg)

You don't know nearly as much about me as you think you do, Anonymous

Anonymous 491997


Is Order unnatural?

Eris 491998

File: 1420503772265.jpg (387.04 KB, 1024x1024, large-37.jpeg)

Order is just as natural as Chaos. Both are opposite ends on the same spectrum.
I could give you a full lecture on the subject, but it might be a bit too boring. And oh, I do despise being boring

Anonymous 492000

File: 1420503983086.gif (1.51 MB, 300x223, 1392351342936.gif)


>Chaos = Life

>Life = Evolution
>Evolution = Sapience
>Sapience = Order
>Chaos made Order

Eris 492001

File: 1420504684137.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Close, but wrong
True chaos is a constant state of change. The closest tangible thing to true chaos would be, oh lets say, plasma

>is now holding a ball of extremely bright stuff

>is also wearing a welding mask

True order, being the opposite of chaos, is absolutely no change. So, something that would be at what you know as absolute zero.

>is now holding an opaque piece of cubular ice

>is also wearing a thick fur coat

Life does thrive in Chaos. Death is what Order holds dearest

>lays down and looks normal, holding a glass of wine

Any questions, Anon?

Anonymous 492002


So... your opposite, the embodiment of Order, would be death incarnate?

Eris 492003

File: 1420504976527.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Oh, heavens no! I'm not the embodiment of life. I'm the embodiment of Chaos.
I'm more at home in fire than ice

Anonymous 492004

File: 1420505136260.png (637.62 KB, 853x480, 1386728283215.png)


Being the embodiment of Order would suck.
>I have the power to clean dirty rooms, and follow instructions!

Eris 492007

File: 1420505502206.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

And the power to freeze entire kingdoms... you know, nothing big

Anonymous 492013

Exposition isn't very chaotic.

Eris 492014

File: 1420506794870.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Everything is chaotic to a point.

Solaire 492045

File: 1420514949472.jpg (61.01 KB, 550x550, fc,550x550,white.u3.jpg)

Praise the Sun!

Butterscotch 492047



Solaire 492048

File: 1420515079024.gif (42.58 KB, 200x200, Ie7mezM.gif)

Your resistance only makes me praise harder

Eris 492066

File: 1420517282508.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Have you seen my little pony? He's yellow, has a pink mane, and probably is scowling at everything

Solaire 492067

File: 1420517445273.jpg (319.85 KB, 600x933, knight_solaire_of_astora__dark…)

I'm afraid I haven't. Though I will make sure to put him into mallet space and bring him to you if I find him.

Eris 492069

File: 1420517641094.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Oh, thank you for that. Could you make sure he's fed and watered as well? I would hate for him to die because he doesn't know what eating and drinking are

Solaire 492070

File: 1420517698650.jpg (32.56 KB, 500x711, 500px-SolaireCA.jpg)

I will make sure he stays healthy. You have my word as a warrior of the sun.

Eris 492072

File: 1420518133785.png (37.29 KB, 450x615, 489230__safe_solo_discord_rule…)

A what? Oh, right, uh, suuuuurre.

Solaire 492077

File: 1420524240364.jpg (66.69 KB, 894x894, sun_warrior_by_crazymoh11-d6zj…)

Righteous knights, guardians of all that is good, in the name of the lord of sunlight.

Butterscotch 492116

File: 1420554728353.png (106.9 KB, 833x872, butterscotch__clean_character_…)




Anonymous 492117

File: 1420556312139.png (159.47 KB, 749x1068, 745127__safe_fluttershy_vector…)

Not like a plant, you silly pony.
How about you I get you a nice glass of water? Really, it would be no trouble at all!

Butterscotch 492118

File: 1420556474522.png (645.83 KB, 4037x3914, butterscotch_2__clean_characte…)


"Well, I am a bit thirsty..."

Anonymous 492123


Butterscotch 492124



Anonymous 492125

'Hoy, Cunt

Butterscotch 492126

File: 1420568957706.png (63.53 KB, 234x237, 1348110374649.png)


"Excuse me?"

Anonymous 492127

I said 'hoy, cunt.
It's a greetings where I come from.

Butterscotch 492128

File: 1420569161369.png (106.9 KB, 833x872, butterscotch__clean_character_…)


"If you say so."

Anonymous 492129

Oh don't look at me like that.

Butterscotch 492130

File: 1420569348138.gif (50.1 KB, 400x504, 1392269023489.gif)


"A-Am I doing something wrong?..."

Anonymous 492131

Yes, quit looking at me so cute. It's creepy.

Butterscotch 492132

File: 1420569595406.png (176.84 KB, 500x327, 1395193176522.png)


"Okay, Okay."

Anonymous 492133

We good? Good. Say, where's that unholy abomination of mish-mashed animal parts that calls itself Eris? It seems to like you.

Butterscotch 492134

File: 1420569733577.jpg (897.93 KB, 838x970, fbdeaaeb666e38a057ede7ca58357f…)


"I'm well aware..."

Anonymous 492135

Admit it, you miss her.

Butterscotch 492136


"A little..."

Anonymous 492139

File: 1420571642220.png (1.4 MB, 3000x3472, 1420385624392.png)

Anonymous! Must you insist on using such insinuating language?

Of course I like him! He's my first and dearest friend. Don't you like your friends?

Anonymous 492140


Butterscotch 492142

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"You do have friends, right?"

Anonymous 492143

Well it's true! Not the abomination part though. You look nice.

Anonymous 492144

You do know what a friend is, do you?

Why, yes, I am a conglomeration of mismatched limbs and pieces.

Anonymous 492145

File: 1420572872022.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)


I don't need friends.

Anonymous 492148

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Anonymous 492149

Princess Celestia?

Anonymous 492150


No, reaction image.

Anonymous 492151

Well, Reaction Image, it's nice to meet you, I'm Anonymous.

Solaire 492153

File: 1420577602717.png (44.26 KB, 342x297, 1406091436386.png)

>No friends
>No Jolly Cooperation
>No beating bosses together

Anonymous 492154

Friendship is for suckas.

Anonymous 492155

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Anonymous 492156

Great, I need someone to help me move a couch and I won't buy pizza and beer.

Solaire 492157

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Friendship is Incandescence.

Anonymous 492158

Your mom's Incandescence.

Solaire 492159

File: 1420579201945.gif (2.12 MB, 315x238, 1404869140828.gif)

Thank you, that was rather nice of you to say.

Eris 492167

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How do you all manage to be so boring?
it truly is impressing

Anonymous 492173

Well there isn't exactly that much to do, Eris.

Butterscotch 492177

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"He's right."

Eris 492178

File: 1420597438381.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Oh? There's plenty to do if you've got the right attitude!

Anonymous 492179

Like what? You're the one who kinda specializes in chaos and doing fun stuff.

Eris 492180

File: 1420598020665.png (37.29 KB, 450x615, 489230__safe_solo_discord_rule…)

Oh, must I do everything?

>snaps Anon into a gladitorial arena and arms him with a large lolipop

>thousands of her cheer from the stands

Anonymous 492181

>looks around, its a large arena, about the size of a modern football stadium
Fine. What am I up against?

Butterscotch 492182

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>In the stands

"W-Was this really necessary?"

Eris 492183

File: 1420599071674.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

It's on its way, don't worry!


>has him sitting on her cushion and is mostly wrapped around him

>sips wine

Oh, don't you worry. He probably won't die

Butterscotch 492184

File: 1420599187059.gif (709.99 KB, 140x130, 1381368002236.gif)



Anonymous 492185

You know you could have given me an actual weapon.
>sits in the sand and licks away at the giant lolipop

Eris 492187

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As long as he uses his weapon wisely, he'll be perfectly unharmed


>grins as the gate opposite to Anon's position opens and reveals a very large minotaur

>it walks out and roars, much to the crowd's enjoyment

Anonymous 492189

Oh, fucking wonderful.
>looks up at the giant thing and offers the candy to it
You want it?

Butterscotch 492190

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"Are you actually trying to hurt him?"

Eris 492191

File: 1420600364456.jpg (586.94 KB, 725x1024, large-22.jpeg)

I'm just looking for a spot of fun, my dear Butterscotch

Giving away your only weapon? How bold!

Anonymous 492192

It's a lolipop, not a weapon.

Eris 492194

File: 1420601002250.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

I'd think that you were one to adhere to the ideology that its not the size of your implement, but how you use it

>sips more wine as the minotaur charges, shouting, "Grogar no like sugar sticks! Grogar smash like tiny bean!

Anonymous 492195

>running around the arena with the minotaur following close behind
Can you atleast give me SOMETHING useful?!

Eris 492196

File: 1420601375743.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

I gave you all you needed, Anonymous. Use it to your advantage

Anonymous 492197

What, did you hide a minigun under the sand or something?
>is hiding in a small crevace where the minotaur can't reach

Eris 492198

File: 1420601911274.png (1.4 MB, 3000x3472, 1420385624392.png)

I did nothing of the sort

>Grogar starts getting angry, smashing at the wall, slowly making his way in

You're running out of tiiiiiime~

Anonymous 492199

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Eris 492200

File: 1420602135762.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)


>gives him a look as if asking to let this continue

Butterscotch 492203

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"What? You can't expect me to decide!... Wait, I can. Spare him!"

Eris 492206

File: 1420604629018.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Awwwww, can I let him die and bring him back? Please?



Butterscotch 492207

File: 1420604725207.png (63.53 KB, 234x237, 1348110374649.png)


>let him die and bring him back

"Y-... You can do that?"

Eris 492210

File: 1420605498332.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Well of course! Killing may leave a bad taste in my mouth. Bringing back to life for more mischief, however...

Anonymous 492212

File: 1420605826800.gif (50.1 KB, 400x504, 1392269023489.gif)


"Um... Okay, don't kill him. That's still rather terrible."

Anonymous 492213

Eris 492215

File: 1420606548530.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Fine fine... Grogar took care of that for me


>snaps Anon into the booth

>snaps him back to life and in perfect health, and wearing a funky hat to boot

Butterscotch 492216


"Thank you..."

Eris 492220

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>scratches him softly behind the ear

See? All under control

Butterscotch 492278


"With you there is no control."

Anonymous 492279

File: 1420661860382.jpg (55.57 KB, 358x368, gladiator-glory.jpg)

The classical gladiator matches are much better.

Anonymous 492284

>slaves and criminals fighting

Anonymous 492288

File: 1420663544040.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

And that's just how I like it

Anonymous 492299

File: 1420665022421.png (103.46 KB, 317x312, 11.png)

Someitmes you get hired professionals to not murder eachother unless it is scripted in their rigged matches.

Still boring.

Anonymous 492304

Sometimes you get elephants and rhinos to kill people. Which is sorta fun.

Eris 492327

File: 1420669764257.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

You want to know what's boring? How often this admittedly tiny group moves

Anonymous 492328

Either do something with Butterscotch or turn him back to normal.

Eris 492333

File: 1420670800998.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Come now, you're acting like I'm some kind of jester
It is not my job and my job alone to provide you with entertainment.

Anonymous 492342

I know. Turn on the TV or something so we can have some entertainment

Eris 492345

File: 1420674449001.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

You mean that annoying box you humans worship so devoutly?
I'll give it a shot, I guess

Anonymous 492346

Well, it isn't that great but it's alright. Most of the stuff on it is garbage and filler but there are some diamonds in the rough.

Eris 492350

File: 1420675566451.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

Fine, you're the expert

>produces a tv

Anonymous 492352

Well what do you want to watch?
>runs fingers over the buttons on the remote.

Eris 492356

File: 1420676367477.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

I have no idea how any of this is supposed to be. You pick something. One of your diamonds, perhaps

Anonymous 492357

My diamond could be your copper. My good is your bad, see what I'm getting at? What do you like?

Eris 492361

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What do you think, hmmmmm?

>leans forward almost aggressively

Anonymous 492363

I don't know. Your personality can be all over the place at times. How would I know what you like?
>backs up a bit

Eris 492364

File: 1420677742405.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

Perhaps you should make your best guest, Anonymous

>sits back

Anonymous 492365

Well you were the one that conjured up the TV. You get to choose the channel.
>hands the remote to her

Anonymous 492366

One of you do something interesting! How can you be so boring!
>takes the remote and put on the My Little Human marathon
>smashes the remote in frustration

Eris 492367

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>sighs deeply

>presses a bunch random buttons quickly until its taken from her





This is entertainment to you!?

Anonymous 492368

>A Day in the life of Torquemada

Anonymous 492369

I suppose.

>stares blankly at the TV
Oh now that's just depressing.

Anonymous 492370

More entertaining than your 40 minute "You pick...no, you pick."

Eris 492371

File: 1420679378609.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)


This is ridiculous!

Granted, but don't try to push that on to me

Anonymous 492372

What's ridiculous? Day in the life of Torquemada? This shit fuckin' happened, bro.

Eris 492373

File: 1420679846980.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Its a bit droll to be true entertainment, don't you think?

Anonymous 492374

It's already on you. 40 minutes, Eris. You have elder god levels of chaos magic, and you spent 40 minutes on that.

Get up. Walk away from your computer to the bathroom and look in the mirror. Seriously, please do this. Think about calling your mother in the morning. Think about talking about your life with her.

Anonymous 492375

Well it's better than nothing. I mean we could watch My Little Pony.

Eris 492377

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You do realize that I may have things to do elsewhere, right?

From what I've seen, ponies are much more interesting than humans

Anonymous 492378

>ponies are much more interesting than humans
Although they are cute, humans are interesting.
>turns on MLP Season 18
Damn you get alot of seasons here. We only have five seasons of this show back on Earth.

Eris 492382

File: 1420681388601.gif (158.45 KB, 800x805, Discordia.gif)

>humans are interesting


>Damn you get alot of seasons here

This is the first I've heard of this since my return. Statues aren't exactly given plenty of television to watch

Anonymous 492383

Hardly? Have ponies split the atom yet? Let me know when they do and when they stop praising a pony with an ass tat of a sun.
>continues watching MLP Season 18, the plot was something about a wedding in the middle of a war or something like that.

Eris 492386

File: 1420681957263.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Atom splitting is your idea of interesting? Oh please, that's foal's play!
But, in case you haven't noticed, ponies aren't very much into destruction. It doesn't suit them well

Anonymous 492387

File: 1420682146899.jpg (107.93 KB, 1000x597, trinity.jpg)

Tell me this isn't interesting. Plus, 200 Mev. That's a ton of energy that people can use to power stuff.

Eris 492389

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>leans on her paw in a condescending fashion

You still don't understand what I am or what I represent, do you?

Anonymous 492393

Well, Eris was the name of a goddess of chaos back on Earth so I get the jist.

Eris 492394

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You're on the right track, Anonymous, but quite aren't at the station. But chaos is a completely different beast here.

Anonymous 492395

Ohhhh. So your chaos is a fun prank kind of chaos while human chaos is blowing up cities.

Eris 492396

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Destroying cities isn't an act of chaos at all! Once something is dead, disintegrated, and rubble, it tends to stay that way. Unchanging. Very orderly

With my kind of chaos, I can bring an entire nation, including its "all powerful" princes to its knees without having to end a single life

Anonymous 492397

Never looked at it like that before. You are quite powerful I suppose.

Eris 492398

File: 1420683697951.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Quite powerful indeed

Anonymous 492399

Yeah. Although you are quite odd looking. No offense.
>looks down at her miss-matched limbs

Eris 492401

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None taken! I take any comments on my appearance on as compliments!

>>looks down at her miss-matched limbs


Anonymous 492402

So, what are you anyway? I don't remember reading about miss-matched serpent dragons anywhere in any books.

Eris 492404

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I'm a draconequus.

Anonymous 492406

Draconequus? Exotic. I've never heard of your kind before.

Eris 492407

File: 1420685342054.png (231.45 KB, 1148x1024, Draco=dragon equus=horse.png)

A type of hybrid if you can believe that

Anonymous 492408

Yeah, that's quite evident.
>gestures to her numerous body parts
So, you're sorta like Quetzalcoatl?

Eris 492409

File: 1420685846945.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Barely. That wind bag is no where as interesting as I am.
I'm closer to a chimera

Anonymous 492410

Chimera? Lion/Goat/Snake? I dunno, I can see you being a huge badass flying snake.

Eris 492411

File: 1420686147980.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Chimera more in the sense of a conglomeration of random body parts.

And I've always had legs

Anonymous 492412

Oh, right. The legs. Still. Chimeras don't have that sleek and slender thing you got goin' on.

Eris 492416

File: 1420686624446.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

They don't, do they? And they don't have a single mind between the three of them

Anonymous 492417

Heh. No they do not.
>smiles a bit as the TV continues droning on
So why don't you tell me a bit more about yourself? You're pretty interesting.

Eris 492419

File: 1420687008370.png (587.53 KB, 1076x1024, large-10 (1).png)

Oh! What's there to tell? I'm just your average large, chimeran, draconequus who wields the power of chaos. Surely you can think of anything more interesting than I

Anonymous 492420

>What's there to tell?
I dunno. What do you like? What do you don't like? Things like that.

Eris 492423

File: 1420687818207.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

Hmmm... those are both very broad questions, Anonymous
How do you expect me to answer fairly an unfair question?

Anonymous 492425

Those are fairly simple questions. I could've asked you what the air traveling speed of an unladen swallow is.

Eris 492429

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10.567 knots

And the questions may be simple, but oh so vague

Anonymous 492430

European or African? May not seem like much but it's important.

Eris 492438

File: 1420690226684.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

The European ones are slightly faster

You really seem to put a lot of thought into this

Anonymous 492440

Really? I never knew that.
>the more you know.
>You really seem to put a lot of thought into this
What, asking you questions? Don't worry, you aren't under interrogation or anything. Just trying to pass the time.

Eris 492441

File: 1420690711746.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

I was more referring to the swallows, but I understand your reasoning

Anonymous 492442

>leans back a bit, the TV as now moved on to some other show that he didn't catch the name of
So what does a draconequus do exactly? Just wreak havoc?

Eris 492453

File: 1420691987981.jpg (387.04 KB, 1024x1024, large-37.jpeg)

I may do that, but I'm not your average draconequus.
Your average draconequus is just a hybrid between a pony and a dragon. Quite rare

Anonymous 492454

Oh I see. So they're kinda like griffons? Crossed between two species?

Eris 492458

File: 1420692809322.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)

Except griffons aren't a hybrid at all. At least not here.
Come now, Anonymous, didn't you ever study Equestrian anatomy?

Anonymous 492460

>Come now, Anonymous, didn't you ever study Equestrian anatomy?
To be honest I never expected to end up in a world filled with talking ponies and magic so forgive me if I forgot to read the Lexicon de Equi

Eris 492462

File: 1420693478860.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

That book is a bore anyway

Anonymous 492464

Well, I'm getting tired. See you tomorrow Eris.
>roughs her hair up a bit
Try not to cause too much havoc and mischief okay?

Anonymous 492482

File: 1420696320924.gif (1.14 MB, 400x225, FUCKING AMERICA.gif)

If there's any equines on here, I would just like to remind you that you never landed on the moon through sheer scientific ingenuity.

Anonymous 492504


>Implying they need science when they have godly powers

Anonymous 492523

>Implying godly powers are as good as science
They aren't.

Anonymous 492525

Magic is a type of science depending on how you look at it
You can't say which one is better without having tried both. You've only had/been exposed to science

Anonymous 492527

Science is better, because it is made by honest men, not people "gifted" by chance.

Anonymous 492533

Those honest men were "gifted" with an intelligence that's greater than their fellow man

Anonymous 492585

Humans are better than stupid alicorns.
Prove me wrong.

Anonymous 492586

>can magic
>can fly


>can't fly without helis or planes
>can't magic
>has guns and bombs and science.

Anonymous 492695

File: 1420840078249.png (71.95 KB, 301x363, 17455-17m49bh.png)

>Implying that isn't a good thing
Magic is for chumps. Real, honest people use science and engineering.
>has guns and bombs and science.
Those are great

Anonymous 492713

File: 1420841526869.jpg (110.86 KB, 960x719, 1420250713149.jpg)

Don't forget nuclear subs. God, humans are so superior to puny alicorn race.

Anonymous 492765

File: 1420852946019.gif (2.03 MB, 240x180, 24484__safe_princess-celestia_…)

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how immortal I am.

Anonymous 492769

File: 1420854334087.jpg (22.66 KB, 211x274, Your opinion.jpg)

Immortality is for faggots.

Anonymous 492826

File: 1420900054580.png (137.38 KB, 423x316, Hugh_Jelly.png)

Stay jelly, pleb.

Anonymous 492841

Enjoy having your lifetime accomplishments be meaningless

Anonymous 492850

Kronos said he was immortal. Look what happened to him.

Anonymous 492853

File: 1420922342989.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

None of you have any idea what you're talking about

>sips casually

Anonymous 492858

File: 1420924648416.jpg (7.72 KB, 202x267, shhh.jpg)

Yes we do

Eris 492861

File: 1420925398829.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Oh really? Have you ever been immortal, had magic, or done anything besides be a human?
Unless the answer is "yes," you're woefully ignorant

Anonymous 492863

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Have pone split the atom, landed on the moon and beyond, flown without wings or done magic things without the need of some stupid horn?
Unless the answer is "yes," you're woefully ignorant

Eris 492865

File: 1420926491067.png (508.23 KB, 1200x1067, 133511610369.png)


>counting on fingers

Earth pony gyrocopter and pegasi walking on clouds.

Ponies don't need to split the atom when they already have an energy source just as efficient; magic.

So, in other words, Anonymous, check your simian privilege

Solaire 492866

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>ITT silly non-undead humans that will die and be forgotten
Stay pleb silly humans, undead 4 life.

Anonymous 492867

File: 1420927021242.jpg (65.08 KB, 960x550, godzilla2014-vs-ghidorah.jpg)

Does Equestria and all of pone kind have a prehistoric mutant that lives in the ocean and protects everyone?


Eris 492870

File: 1420928945513.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

You're just grasping for straws now

Anonymous 492871

It's true.
Who does Equestria call upon when aliens or some other shit come to invade? Some entourage of useless elements? Bullshit. You need a giant lizard to solve that.

Anonymous 492877

Elements that exist within each and every pony. Some just exemplify them better.
Godzilla isn't human and protects humans because humans are weak. Ponies use what's within themselves to defend themselves. You've undermined your own argument and strengthened hers by saying that humans are better because they need protection

Anonymous 492879

Of course humans need protection. All the world's military might wouldn't last a second if we get invaded. Contrary to ponies who might last a bit longer because of the magic.

Solaire 492881

>Implying humans don't have magic

Anonymous 492883

File: 1420932006905.jpg (280.88 KB, 1600x900, Yak9T.jpg)

>magic and wings
>defense against ayylins
Send out a flight of YaK-9Ts. The problem will solve itself.

Anonymous 492890

So horsefuckers. Who is best pony? Or griffon, if you like griffons.

Anonymous 492901

File: 1420934764421.jpg (137.5 KB, 1360x880, 0BSvO.jpg)

Bullshit. I've yet to meet any mystical creature that can't be taken out with a good hit from a rocket, and if that fails, we still have fuckin' nukes, man.

Godzilla is a faggot lizard. If people were smart, would be easy as butts to kill.

Anonymous 492902

File: 1420934827689.png (453.27 KB, 1842x1677, Prettygriffonlady.png)

Griffons are best. As for who is best griffon, I personally lean towards this feathery beauty.

Anonymous 492903

Godzilla was made from nuclear fallout. He eats kiloton bombs like Twix candy bars.

Gilda is best griffon

Anonymous 492905

Gilda's all right, but is a bit of a dick, and also isn't as pretty.

>Godzilla was made from nuclear fallout. He eats kiloton bombs like Twix candy bars.

So his armor's thick. Whop-de-do. There's ways to get around thick-ass armor.
A good penetrator would turn that gecko into swiss cheese.

Anonymous 492906

File: 1420935096472.jpg (72.88 KB, 800x800, 0fd476e3662d2cc2e097a7f2c923fe…)

Aww, you dweebs are too nice

Anonymous 492908

She is pretty.
>a bit of a dick
So? Adds a little more flare to her.

You're welcome.

Anonymous 492909

I should add, though, that compared to ponies, she's still better.
But that's not really hard. I mean, ponies are shit.

Solaire 492911

File: 1420935152372.png (216.16 KB, 1170x1024, large (1).png)

Celestia is best pone.

Anonymous 492913

You always say that. Why don't you praise the moon for once and stop staring at the sun?

Solaire 492915

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Anonymous 492916

File: 1420935258727.png (383.23 KB, 776x516, 631.png)

I didn't mean to say that she wasn't.
Just not as pretty as pretty sports griffon lady person.

I guess I don't really mind the dickishness, to be honest. It's mostly just an act anyway. But in any case, she's still not professional award winning athlete like pretty sports griffon lady person thing.

Anonymous 492917


Anonymous 492918

So you don't like the moon even though it reflects the sun's light?

Anonymous 492920

Yeah, I suppose pretty sports griffon lady person is cute. Cuter than Gilda? Maybe.

Solaire 492921

File: 1420935383175.gif (42.58 KB, 200x200, Ie7mezM.gif)

It's not incandescent, it's only luminescent.
How am I supposed to bask in its light if I'm freezing?

Anonymous 492924

Not quite, but you are on the right track.
Humans semi-equal-in-most-regards-with-slight-heading-over-one-another-in-various-fields Griffons>Dragons>Mules>Other things>The dirt> The worms inside the dirt>The worm's shit> ponies

Anonymous 492926

File: 1420935485081.png (912.3 KB, 852x1024, small.png)

Now if only we could find a name that isn't completely shit, like Gilda has...

Anonymous 492928

>How am I supposed to bask in its light if I'm freezing?
Make a fire and then praise the moon.

Golly gee anon! Why do you rank ponies so low?

Anonymous 492931

You'd fuck worm shit before wondrous mare pussy?

Solaire 492933

File: 1420935630847.png (210.16 KB, 777x1027, solaire_by_sofunnyguy-d6lv26a.…)

>using such primitive magic

Anonymous 492935

Mostly out of spite. In reality, some ponies are okay.
Like Octavia, for instance. Cool musician pony in a unicorn-dominated field.
That's neat.
Honestly? Maybe.

Anonymous 492937

Have you ever thought of wearing a heavy coat? Or maybe a cloak of some kind? Or just buying a blanket?

Solaire 492940

Why would I need that when I can just stay in the nice warm sunlight?

Anonymous 492946

Well, eventually night does happen. You can't be in the sun forever. I mean, not unless you are really fast..

Anonymous 492947

What about humanized ponies?
Meh. Grey pone is okay.

Fire is good

Anonymous 492948

Humanized ponies are boring.

Octavia is the greatest among the ponies. You uncultured swine.

Solaire 492949

Time is distorted for me, night lasts only a few moments.

No... fire bad.

Anonymous 492961

File: 1420936110631.jpg (Spoiler Image,714.61 KB, 1333x2000, want.jpeg)

>implying you wouldn't this

Anonymous 492963

Fire gooooood

Solaire 492966

File: 1420936204092.jpg (184.39 KB, 1024x1025, 619.jpg)

No, lightning good

Anonymous 492970

Is okay.

Anonymous 492991

File: 1420936593821.png (429.23 KB, 1082x760, i am from lordran.png)

Is this you. Don't lie.

Solaire 492996

File: 1420936641624.png (44.26 KB, 342x297, 1406091436386.png)


Anonymous 493003

My goodness. Had no idea you had the capabilities to webcam

Solaire 493006

Nothing is impossible when you praise the sun!

Anonymous 493010

File: 1420936813786.png (349.99 KB, 864x762, like sasha grey.png)

Must be weird to chat with people and see them but nothave them there.

Solaire 493013

Not really.

Anonymous 493020

File: 1420936924039.png (497.23 KB, 877x766, 1420935264816.png)


Solaire 493022


Anonymous 493030

I see. So it's not weird at all?

Solaire 493033

Nope... totally not weird seeing people who aren't there...

Anonymous 493038

File: 1420937222072.jpg (56.85 KB, 320x488, cheeki knight.jpg)

Well, they're there. Just not in the room with you.
Like, they exist.

Solaire 493041

Well yeah. That's obvious.

Anonymous 493047

Could be worse. You could have lunacy and actually see and hear them even if you don't start contact with them.

Solaire 493049

Yeah... because I totally don't see ghosts walking around...

Anonymous 493052

Wait, you do? What are they doing?

Solaire 493055

...walking around.

Anonymous 493059

What about skeletons? Do you see skeletons? Skeletons are cool.

Solaire 493061

File: 1420937502953.jpg (41.21 KB, 325x358, 1404868690305.jpg)


Anonymous 493062

File: 1420937519095.jpg (423.26 KB, 990x649, catholic skeleton.jpg)

>grabs solaire by the shoulders
Do you have any idea what this means? What you could do with this?

Fuck no man. Skeletons are scary.

Solaire 493066

Absolutely nothing?

Anonymous 493071

Bullshit. Only a skinfag would say something like that.
Too bad. They're bros for life, man. Skeletons are good people, and not terrifying at all. That they are evil, or dangerous, is something filthy skinfags have made up and spread out as rumors.

Solaire 493074

You sound like a skeleton!

Anonymous 493079

W-what? No way! I'm just trying to tell people that skeletons are good, solid people, that's all!

Anonymous 493080

Not to alarm anyone, but we have skeletons inside of us

Solaire 493083

Want some milk?

Anonymous 493085

And one day, when your flesh rots away finally, that skeleton will be able to come out.
Oh, I love milk!

Solaire 493086

Only a skeleton would say that!

Anonymous 493088

File: 1420937847408.png (292.92 KB, 507x345, boner.png)

You milk that ability till your arms fall off, man! People want to believe in ghosts, so why don't you become a psychic? You can see ghosts so just tell people what they want to hear and get paid lots of money.


Solaire 493096

Do I look like a jew?

Anonymous 493098

N-no way! Lots of people like milk! A-and, of course, they aren't skeletons too, obviously. Just perfectly normal, non-skinless people.

Anonymous 493104

You could have a big ass nose under that helmet.

Solaire 493106

Who's your papa?

Solaire 493107

File: 1420938009215.jpg (73.18 KB, 369x469, dark_souls__faces_by_menaslg-d…)

My nose is perfectly normal!

Anonymous 493109

A perfectly normal, skin-wearing human who is not a skeleton, obviously.

Solaire 493110

Is he... Neato?

Anonymous 493111

Mhm. I'm keeping my eye on you, Solaire-burg.

Anonymous 493112

What would make you think that!
There's no way he totally isn't not my not papa at all.

Solaire 493115

>is aryan
>is not cut
Have it your way.

So you don't mind me saying I killed gravelord nito?

Anonymous 493118

File: 1420938394082.png (254.32 KB, 403x273, Creepy_King_Bed.png)

>Have it your way

Anonymous 493120

Pffft. Yeah right. There's no way you could've done that to pap-- Err, gravelord Nito.

Skeleton Jelly 493121

File: 1420938431278.jpg (53.29 KB, 367x367, tumblr_static_23643_1015011797…)

I am skeleton jelly

Anonymous 493125

Solaire 493126

Then, why do I have this lord soul?
>has lord soul

Skeleton Jelly 493129

I am skeleton jelly!

Anonymous 493133

Skeleton belly?

Skeleton Jelly 493139

File: 1420938677384.jpg (53.29 KB, 367x367, tumblr_static_23643_1015011797…)

I am skeleton belly?
No, I am skeleton jelly!

Anonymous 493144

Welington jelly?

Anonymous 493149

Jellington Skelly?

Skeleton Jelly 493191

File: 1420939254024.jpg (53.29 KB, 367x367, tumblr_static_23643_1015011797…)

I am Wellington Skelly?

No! I am skeleton jelly!

Anonymous 493197

Skelly Jelly?

Anonymous 493204

Hello skeleton jelly.
What is the meaning of life?

Skeleton Jelly 493217

File: 1420939490614.jpg (53.29 KB, 367x367, tumblr_static_23643_1015011797…)

I am meaningful jelly?

No, I am skeleton jelly!

Anonymous 493224

Yes, you are Jelly Skeleton.

Anonymous 493313

File: 1420941421041.jpg (Spoiler Image,128.39 KB, 1024x683, 1417097005091-0.jpg)

I actually like pone

Anonymous 493405

File: 1420943505172.png (Spoiler Image,163.39 KB, 487x439, 883ab926a4694f50c3ed14a088c9a5…)

Congrats on your shit tastes, mate. Everyone knows griffon butt is where it is at.

Anonymous 493416

File: 1420944007530.jpg (Spoiler Image,172 KB, 1058x1024, butt day.jpeg)

Anonymous 493434

File: 1420944420690.png (Spoiler Image,443.97 KB, 1031x1024, class.png)

>ponies with human bits

Anonymous 493630

File: 1420948557911.jpg (Spoiler Image,241.97 KB, 1085x1348, 8d5b68d26591b205e281168c05f4d4…)

Almost as good as griffon behind. But not quite. Almost, though,

Anonymous 493633

File: 1420948665050.jpg (Spoiler Image,245.19 KB, 1280x800, 0325.jpg)

Is good.

Skeleton Jelly 493871

File: 1420997370728.jpg (53.29 KB, 367x367, tumblr_static_23643_1015011797…)

I am Jellington Pussy?

No! I am skeleton jelly!

Anonymous 493880

Yes you are

Anonymous 493886

Skeleton Jelly, you are banned from playing cards any more.
All my aces are covered in jelly.

Skeleton Jelly 493891

File: 1421008899871.jpg (53.29 KB, 367x367, tumblr_static_23643_1015011797…)

I am affirmative belly? I am affirmative belly?

No, I am skeleton jelly!

Anonymous 493893

Yes you are Skeleton Jelly. Now what do you want?

Skeleton Jelly 493899

File: 1421010592477.jpg (53.29 KB, 367x367, tumblr_static_23643_1015011797…)

I am skeleton jelly. I am skeleton jelly.

Anonymous 493900

Is that all you say?

Anonymous 494381


>I am Groot

Skeleton Jelly 494382

File: 1421125651752.jpg (53.29 KB, 367x367, tumblr_static_23643_1015011797…)

I am grootington jelly?

No, I am skeleton jelly!

Anonymous 494454

Stay jelly, Skeleton Jelly.

Skeleton Jelly 494563

File: 1421302814020.jpg (53.43 KB, 295x316, IMG_20150115_001936.jpg)

I am staying jelly?

Yes, I am skeleton jelly!

Anonymous 494567

>Anon rapes Skeleton Jelly

Anonymous 494598

File: 1421356440447.jpg (14.17 KB, 236x209, 1418995275381.jpg)

How does one rape the skeleton?

Anonymous 494600

Give it the BONEr

Anonymous 494601

File: 1421357039141.png (292.92 KB, 507x345, boner.png)

Anonymous 494625

Humans don't have penis bones.

Our boners are all flesh and blood and nerves.

Anonymous 494630

You are right. I am sorry. It's just my femur.

Anonymous 494637

So what you're saying is that you have to bestiality if you're a heteroskeleton.

Anonymous 494712

Hello everyone.

Eris 494720

File: 1421462834889.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Oh, hello there! I do apologize for responding so late. I was just taking a shower

Anonymous 494721

File: 1421463530815.jpg (193.17 KB, 1440x900, Sarranid.jpg)

Nah its alright. Besides, I was preoccupied myself. Video games you know.

Eris 494724

File: 1421464820788.png (37.29 KB, 450x615, 489230__safe_solo_discord_rule…)

Oh, of course! It must be great fun destroying one's imagination with predetermined situations

Anonymous 494725

>destroying one's imagination
I'd say being a vengeful dick and watching over the lives of virtual people that do whatever the fuck they want is imaginative and fun

Solaire 494816

File: 1421532966779.png (879.2 KB, 707x1000, solaire_by_001_jester_100-d78s…)

Why? Why?
After all my searching I still cannot find it.

Anonymous 494817

What you looking for bro

Solaire 494818

File: 1421535537813.jpg (76.21 KB, 1191x670, dark_souls___the_sun_has_set__…)

My very own sun...
What now? What should I do?
Oh my sun, my dear, dear sun...

Anonymous 494819

>tosses a book at the knight
>its astronomy book
There's like a billion million stars out there. Don't give up, you'll find your own sun

Solaire 494820

You wouldn't understand. Thank you for your support though.

Anonymous 494821

Solaire 494822

What can I say? I'm simply... crestfallen.

Anonymous 494823

And what are you going to do about that?

Solaire 494824

I've reached the end of my story.
There is nothing more to do.

Anonymous 494825

What about the sun?

Solaire 494826

Perhaps I am just a fool who believed it all for nothing.

Anonymous 494827

No no no. What about helping people who need help?

Solaire 494828

File: 1421536841132.png (879.2 KB, 707x1000, solaire_by_001_jester_100-d78s…)

Anonymous 494829

Need a hug?

Solaire 494830

No need...

Anonymous 494831

A sun?

Solaire 494832

It was all a lie.

Anonymous 494833

But there are suns out there. You just need to try.

Solaire 494834

Just... go.

Anonymous 494835

Fine. You want to act like a loser? Fine but the Solaire I knew never gave up.
>walks away, leaving him to his thoughts

Solaire 494836

>speaks to himself
Those bugs over there look strange... like the sun...

Anonymous 494900

Not a good idea

Anonymous 495526

You should fuck them.

Doooo ittttt
You know you want toooo

Solaire 495581

File: 1421592409030.jpg (185.63 KB, 1280x690, 13268610051607.jpg)

My very own sun...
I... am the sun!

Anonymous 495590

Told you it wasn't a good idea

Solaire 495599

So... incandescent...

Anonymous 495616

Well atleast you found something to keep you entertained

Solaire 496180

>waits for the sun princess as the bug whispers terrible little lies to him

Eris 496183

File: 1421700729219.png (728.87 KB, 800x577, 766760__safe_oc_meme_discord_r…)

I think you'll be waiting a good long while. Many Anons have waited for her without any results

Solaire 496184

I must show her...
What a fool I was to believe in her fake sun.

Eris 496185

File: 1421701015146.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

Oh?... if I knew better, which I promise you I do, I'd say that the only sun on this planet is her sun. You are the delusional one

Solaire 496186

And why would I believe you?
You are just another one of her vassals, trying to corrupt others.
Begone, I will not speak to anyone but her.

Eris 496188

File: 1421701469683.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

Because I am not native to this universe. My "master" has no say in what I can and cannot do here.
So, really, you don't have a reason to not trust me

Solaire 496189

>stays silent

Eris 496190

File: 1421701791193.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Anonymous 496289

File: 1421782564510.jpg (80.24 KB, 600x799, 1421606751593.jpg)

Hey guys you like my pet crab?

Anonymous 496305

Fucking awesome. Damn, son, I wish I had a pet crab.
But I am not operator enough for a pinching armored menace as a pet.

Anonymous 496311

Go to the beach and get one. Then again, they might shank a bitch if they don't wanna go

Anonymous 496390

File: 1421900672470.jpg (563.73 KB, 1600x600, payday2_081213_1600.jpg)


Anonymous 496397

Don't tell me what to do, faggot.

Anonymous 496411

File: 1421950684492.png (668.17 KB, 1280x832, large-35.png)

Don'tell me shis dweeb is back 'gain. Ugh, go'way

Anonymous 496420

We robbing banks now? Remember, always shoot the tellers.

Hello there bird/cat thing.

Anonymous 496421

Robbing banks is for faggots.
Real men rob the IRS.

Anonymous 496422

How does one rob the unrobbable?

Anonymous 496423

By cheating on your tax forums.

Anonymous 496424

File: 1421959908787.gif (240.12 KB, 480x270, deathwish Payday 2.gif)

oh boi
u gon get it

Anonymous 496430

File: 1421966830536.png (456.78 KB, 824x1024, community_image_1412771153.png)

Watch out for cloakers.

Anonymous 496431

File: 1421967252568.png (420.1 KB, 847x950, mtr_1421566291400.png)

Whatcha want, dweeb?

Anonymous 496435

Just said hi. Jeez don't be so hostile.

Anonymous 496436

>telling a griffon not to be hostile
bit like telling a fish to stop swimming

Sylar 496447

File: 1421975535715.jpg (35.6 KB, 200x250, Sylar_face.jpg)

This thread is slowly dying.
Where's Eris and Butterscotch gone?
Personally, I would like to meet Eris, and get her powers

Anonymous 496449

Why would you want those powers? Why would you want to meet such an abomination that is akin to Gravemind? So many questions.

Sylar 496450

File: 1421976343460.jpg (36.82 KB, 300x306, sylar.jpg)

It's not only the powers, part of it is because of the challenge.
But with those powers, I can do anything.

Anonymous 496451

File: 1421976392865.png (420.1 KB, 847x950, mtr_1421566291400.png)

Don't be so sensitive, dweeb. I woke up in a good mood for once. You'd know if I was being hostile

Anonymous 496452

>i can do anything
You mean making it rain chocolate or turning the Princesses' hair into cotton candy? Because based on what I've seen from Eris that's the extent of her "powers"

Wow a good mood? I must have caught you on a blue moon or something.

Sylar 496453

File: 1421976761827.jpg (10.87 KB, 336x280, heroes_tv_series_sylar_zachary…)

Oh, she doesn't know how to use her powers powers properly, but if I got my hands on them...

Anonymous 496454

What do you plan on doing?

Sylar 496455

File: 1421977176405.jpg (722.91 KB, 1024x768, Sylar-Wallpaper-heroes-3414485…)

hm.. now that you mentioned it, it's been so long...
Let me quickly paint the future...
Do you even know who I am?

I haven't finish season 3 yet... damnit

Anonymous 496456

No I got no idea who you are. You seem like a modern day Caligula though.

Unknown 496457

File: 1421977278436.jpg (126.13 KB, 800x1210, The Futer 1.jpg)


I wonder what this is suppose to mean.

I also forgot to put my name as unknown.. all kinds of messing up today. Pretend those says unknown, let me see if I could change it

Unknown 496458

Nevermind, well it has been 7 years since my last existance, but I can change all that as soon as I got my haves on that time traveller's power..
No, not the doctor.

Unknown 496459

File: 1421977532966.jpg (10.87 KB, 336x280, heroes_tv_series_sylar_zachary…)

Say, Anonymous, are you special too?

Anonymous 496460

Time travel? That's impossible mate. I mean, you can go into the future through some mean that I forgot but you can't go whereever the fuck you want.

Special? Nah. I just like pone.

Eris 496461

File: 1421977665544.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Why, hello there. Aren't you an interesting one?

You forgot the part about me being able to change the very nature of space and time to fit my whimsy.


Anonymous 496462

Well that's a bit over-powered.

Eris 496463

File: 1421978054529.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

You don't deserve the title "Ultimate spirit of chaos" being a pansy, now do you?

Anonymous 496464

Well I'll take the chocolate bunny rain and cotton candy hair over you bending the universe to your will. But that's just my opinion.

Unknown 496465

File: 1421978676636.jpg (523.59 KB, 1400x1567, Mentor-relationship-and-handsh…)

Well, hello, Miss Eris.

>Holds out hand

Solaire 496466

File: 1421978729973.jpg (48.13 KB, 680x907, 34f.jpg)

The sun is not real!

Unknown 496467

Apparently not, I have a very "dear friend" who can control the time-space continuum. He can also teleport at will. It's hard to kill someone who can stop time and go anywhere they want.

Unknown 496468

hm.. You again, you look different. Are you a shape-shifter?

Solaire 496469

The bug upon my head shows me the truth, Celestia's sun is but an illusion!

Unknown 496470

No, what I meant is that you don't wear a tin can anymore.

Eris 496471

File: 1421978985402.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

Most ponies do, anonymous. So don't feel bad

Hello. I'm pleased to meet you

>pointedly doesn't shake the hand

Its not? Huh, who knew?

Solaire 496472

I have discarded my old helmet.

Unknown 496473

File: 1421979080230.jpg (22.97 KB, 320x320, sylar08.jpg)


Son't worry, I just wanted to see if it's possible to shape-shift into something that isn't human.

Unknown 496474

Well, never mind then, I feel like I'm more delusional day by day, I think it might be too much shape-shifting

Unknown 496475

File: 1421979434933.jpg (48.51 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault.jpg)

I can show you what he looks like if you want

>facial reconstruction begins

>skin starts to move all over the face

Unknown 496476

File: 1421979448878.jpg (14.95 KB, 200x250, hiro_nakamura.jpg)

>grinds teeth
>facial reconstruction finishes

Anonymous 496477

Anonymous 496479

Look at the sky you moron.

Solaire 496480

Tis but an illusion fool!

Unknown 496481

It's call shade-shifting, I wish I could have his power as well though.

Unknown 496482

Wait, I just realised, where am I?

Unknown 496483


Anonymous 496486

What kind of illusion? You can't just hold up a fake sun.

So you're a skin walker minus the changing into animals and Navajo shit? Cool beans.

It's great to know my opinion is valued by someone who gives zero fucks about the wellbeing of the universe.

Solaire 496487

It's just a ball of light. Not an actual sun, not something incandescent.
Just a damn fake!

Anonymous 496488

That's the point. The sun is just that. A big ball of light and fire that gives light to the world and helps things grow.

Solaire 496489

There is no fire! No molten rock!
Just a fools idol.

Anonymous 496491

Have you been to the surface of the sun lately? It's 27 million fahrenheit.

Solaire 496492

File: 1421980966349.jpg (48.13 KB, 680x907, 34f.jpg)

I do not know what those words mean!
But if I were on the surface of the sun it would just be a fake, made by Celestia to earn her ill-gained praise!

Unknown 496493

I don't actually know if I could change into animals, I haven't tried it yet.

Anonymous 496494

It's really really REALLY hot. Now I do agree that Celestia is a total attention whore and would do things just to gain favor and attention, there is no way one could create a sun.

Try it. See how far you get.

Unknown 496495

So Celestia controls the sun in this realm, huh. Interesting, I might schedule a meetup with her sometimes in the future.

Solaire 496496

You poor fool. Perhaps one day you'd understand.

No, it is only a fake I tell you.

Unknown 496497

I'll need to touch them to understand their DNA, but technically it should be possible.

Eris 496498

File: 1421981192494.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

Oh you have it all wrong! I want the universe in tip-top shape! Without it being well, I'd have nothing to control!


>gets the snacks

Anonymous 496499

Your version of tip-top shape is rain falling upside down.

Oh, it's that simple? Why haven't you tried it before?

Understand what? That the sun is a burning ball that is hurdling through the universe while we have some whorse claiming that she controls it? Way ahead of you.

Unknown 496500

But, in this realm, it is still considered a sun right?
To be honest, her powers can't really affect me much, I don't think getting her powers would help me, unless that power works in my realm as well.
It would be more useful is she controlled the moon instead.

Unknown 496501

Because why would I want to, until meeting Miss Eris right there, all the other animals are useless, pathetic, what if I lose my mind?

Anonymous 496502

>all the other animals are useless
The octopus has two brains.

Unknown 496503

So? That does not make them more intelligent.

Anonymous 496504

Well, what other animals are there? Equestria isn't Shear or Earth. Not by a long shot. But I'm sure there has to be some sort of super intelligent animal thing.

Unknown 496505

From what I'm seeing, horses seems to be the intelligent creature in this realm, but why would I want to be a horse?
I do have concerns that my power may not work on animals this world, it seems that they are using... magic, something that should not exist.

Unknown 496506

If my powers don't work, how can I get Miss Eris' powers?

Unknown 496507

Well, I got some business to do, maybe scout around s bit in this new world, will be back sometimes later.

Anonymous 496509

Yeah. Magic and shit. Supposidly one of the Princesses suffers from Lunacy and controls the moon. But bye, have fun with whatever.

Unknown 496520

File: 1422003255750.jpg (25.06 KB, 450x281, zachary-quinto-close-up-wallpa…)

That sounds rather interesting, with that power, I could create an eclipse at anytime.

Unknown 496521

Show me to her.

Unknown 496522

or maybe I'll scout around, what is her name?

Anonymous 496533

Is everyone dead here? Where do everyone live? The timezone difference seems to be huge.
I am Unknown/Sylar and I live Aus.

Eris 496534

File: 1422025082301.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Central Equestria, reporting in

Anonymous 496535

I'm sorry but that was suppose to be OOC

Anonymous 496536

It's actually 2:30 pm right now, I should get some sleep instead of hanging here.

Anonymous 496552

US of motherfucking A here.
When do we get to kill the commies?

Unknown(IPad) 496553

What? Not understanding...

Anonymous 496554


American here. Beyond belief beyond control, stone as shit and ready to roll.

Unknown 496597

Hello everyone. I'm ba~~ck.

I just watch ep 24 of season 3, apparently Sylar is really hard to kill now since he can shape-shift

Unknown 496599

Everyone's dead, then...

Just finished season 3 (volume 4?), apparently Syler don't remembers himself anymore.... Well fuck, I'm going with second last episode then Season five he'll make a return, somehow.

Eris 496601

File: 1422075944246.jpg (6.78 KB, 200x200, eris_by_necronom_by_necronom_2…)

Its 11. Who comes back at 11? I can understand staying here until then, but returning? Odd

Anonymous 496603

Here! Sorry. Heated game of Payday 2.

Nota Colt!SYlAR1hv9Q 496613

But it was 2 and 3 pm then at Aus... I don't know what time it is there?

Sylar!SYlAR1hv9Q 496614

Right, I forgot to change my name back again.

Anonymous 497341

I'm back. It's 1am.

Anonymous 497952

Hello everyone.

Eris 498048

File: 1422338529316.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

Hola, ¿Comó está?

Sylar!SYlAR1hv9Q 498063

Well... I have completely forgot about here for 3 whole days... shows how bad my memory is

Sylar!SYlAR1hv9Q 498064

But the whole place seems deserted anyways...

Eris 498067

File: 1422367431845.png (46 KB, 300x173, heres_eris_by_the_chaos_theory…)

It usually seems that way, doesn't it?

Anonymous 498095

I've been playing Huniepop for the past few days so no need to feel bad.

Anonymous 498261

File: 1422490971727.png (503.33 KB, 801x609, 1422435478044.png)

Don't forget. Audrey is best girl.

Anonymous 498453

>that poll
>dyed hair Nikki having the honor of number five
>Aiko not best girl
I am beyond upset.

Anonymous 498872

File: 1422769805084.jpg (26.32 KB, 629x314, Madness.jpg)

The Great and Powerful Taffy 498947

File: 1422821150325.png (190.48 KB, 600x650, 134214521968.png)

New role play fag here, introduce yourselves!

Eris 498948

Welcome, new Anon. We've already met. Don't mind the mess of confusing posts. We have an Anon who doesn't know how to clean up

Eris 498951

File: 1422821294810.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Anonymous 498952

File: 1422821364932.png (117.51 KB, 320x550, 134214531854.png)

Tell me more about yourself. What do you like to do on the chan besides create chaos or whatever?

Kabelymous 498957


Anonymous 498958

File: 1422821667853.png (259.07 KB, 900x720, 134214371678.png)

Democracy is non negotiable.

Eris 498959

File: 1422821698388.gif (158.45 KB, 800x805, Discordia.gif)

Hmmm... lets make a game of this, shall we? I do ever so love games.

You try to spot me in other threads. Do it in the threads themselves or link them here, yes? In the meantime, I guess I could explain a few rules about this thread since they are a slight bit different

Kabel go home

Kabelymous 498960

helix fossil swine, dome iz better!

Anonymous 498963

File: 1422822201376.png (246.46 KB, 700x666, 134214616559.png)

I accept your challenge! But I'm not sure I understand.

What do you want me to do in the threads I find you in besides just link them here?


File: 1422822454371.png (81.27 KB, 805x795, always post a picture when pla…)

Here are the three most important rules.

Anonymous 498966

File: 1422822691348.png (225.45 KB, 600x720, 134215271854.png)

Anonymous 498968

You didn't follow rule #1, Taffy.

Eris 498969

File: 1422822944870.jpg (387.04 KB, 1024x1024, large-37.jpeg)

Link the specific post to here and call me out on it. I'll then confirm or deny it.

Now, about the "rules." They are more suggestions, anyway

1. if you're going to be playing a character, have a proper name amd post the appropriate pictures.

2. If you are talking out of character, spoil the text to reduce confusion.

3. Have fun with the other characters and Anons. We're all in this together

And that's about it. Have any further questions?

Anonymous 498970

No avatar fagging?

Anonymous 498971

I had a question, Eris, if I may. I was just wondering, if this was the real life, or, alternately, is this just fantasy?

The Great and Powerful Trixie 498972

File: 1422823208015.gif (107.62 KB, 450x320, mlfw1236_Trixie_What_Now.gif)

Okay I chose a name, although I did like to do this thing where I changed Trixie with any other T word or phrase so that I was always "The Great and Power ____"

^Second rule

Third is in progress!

The Great and Powerful Trixie would like to be reminded on how to link specific post, she doesn't remember since its been quite awhile since she's had to.

Anonymous 498973

greater than greater than ######

Eris 498974


>grins slyly

Oh, an interesting question, indeed! Tell me what you think and we'll go from there, hmmm?

Its quite easy! You add >> in front of the post number. Like so >>444444
RIP Eddie ;-;7

The Great and Powerful Trixie 498975

You confuse The Great and Powerful Trixie with your nonsense.

Also the first thread I looked into was the gay thread on /oat/ but I didn't see any of your posts.

Anonymous 498976

Well, Eris, to be quite honest, it feelings like I'm tumbling along, pushed against my will in the cold uncaring darkness, similar, I would presume, to being caught in a landslide. Of course, this being what reality feels like, I seek escape, but thus far, I have found no escape from reality.

Eris 498977

Then I wasn't there, now was I?

Anonymous 498978

The gay thread on /oat/ is nothing but Eris posts.

The Great and Powerful Trixie 498979

You see that's what I was thinking! But I got nothing!

Eris 498980

Oh, this going to be fun!

Anonymous 498982

>pokes Trixie
Do something great and/or powerful.

The Great and Powerful Trixie 498983

*The Great and Powerful Trixie proceeds to zap you in the ass with a miniature lightening bolt that crackles from her horn.*

Okay, so, how is Trixie supposed to tell which posts are yours exactly? Do you usually posts under Eris around other parts of the chan?

Anonymous 498987

Use that oh so great and powerful brain.
It's simple my mesmerized mare, look for the posts seeding chaos.

Eris 498990

File: 1422824483249.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

Mmmmmmm, yes. What >>498987 said. It'll be easy once you put your mind to it

The Great and Powerful Trixie 498992

File: 1422824587390.png (206.78 KB, 555x720, 134215279919.png)

Hmmm, Trixie shall think on this and look once again.

Anonymous 498994

At least give the poor corniun a hint, the baseline level of chaos on MLPChan is rather high. It's her first day.

Eris 498999

File: 1422824986961.png (37.29 KB, 450x615, 489230__safe_solo_discord_rule…)

You are quite right... very well. A game's no fun if your opponent has no chance, after all

You will not find me on /rp/, /art/, or /arch/

Anonymous 499001

Must you taunt her with your trips? Does your cruelty know no bounds?

The Great and Powerful Trixie 499002

File: 1422825280460.png (110.28 KB, 350x550, 134214526911.png)



^This is you.

Anonymous 499003

File: 1422825303698.png (169.96 KB, 900x803, Eris_MLP.png)

I have to have my fun somehow, don't I? What's a new friendship without a little bit of torment, hmm?

Anonymous 499004

File: 1422825405280.png (256.9 KB, 1280x888, large-18.png)

On which board? I need more than just a post number unless its here on /anon/

Anonymous 499006

>What's a new friendship without a little bit of torment, hmm?


Anonymous 499007

File: 1422825477714.png (270.81 KB, 850x720, 134214395803.png)

Anonymous 499008

Maybe she means that in the year 2019, you make that numbered post on /anon/.

Anonymous 499009

File: 1422825573197.png (79.66 KB, 500x475, participation.png)

Eris 499010

File: 1422825639083.jpg (95.61 KB, 1024x614, large-29.jpeg)


Exactly! We can't have that, can we?

Wrong. I just said that you would NOT find me on /rp/

That would be a past post, Anon

The Great and Powerful Trixie 499011

Oh I misread that... I though you were saying I'd only find you on those boards.

Anonymous 499012


The Great and Powerful Trixie 499013

File: 1422825770613.png (322.47 KB, 720x720, 134214462862.png)

Shut up anon, Trixie doesn't need your shit! She'll just try harder.

Anonymous 499014

>Trixie confirmed for try-hard

Eris 499015

File: 1422825893567.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)

Its alright. You are just learning, after all


>gets glasses


Whoopsie me. Right you are

Anonymous 499016

Yes, Eris, I am right, and what would that make you?

Anonymous 499017

Give her a chance, Eris, lightning round. Make a new post, whichever of us finds it first wins.

Eris 499018

File: 1422826121441.jpg (6.78 KB, 200x200, eris_by_necronom_by_necronom_2…)


>raises an eyebrow


Anon, please.

Anonymous 499019

Admit it, you spend most days praying to lesser gods for an Anon that can keep up with you like I can.

The Great and Powerful Trixie 499020

File: 1422826309949.png (174.8 KB, 500x600, 134215399079.png)

This is harder than Trixie thought it was going to be.

Everyone here is crazy, how is she supposed to tell you apart from the rest of them?

Eris 499022

File: 1422826509070.png (227.25 KB, 900x1669, Eris_by_JaquelinAmyRose.png)

Oh please. One momentary lapse in attention is no excuse for such back-patting from you

Oh? Perhaps you should be more like >>499021 here. He won the challenge in no time flat. Not that I made it very difficult

Anonymous 499023

Easy-peasy, cider-squeezy.

The Great and Powerful Trixie 499024

File: 1422826700046.png (190.66 KB, 650x650, 134214661152.png)

The Great and Powerful Trixie had looked twice through that thread before you posted in it.

This is not a fair game!

Anonymous 499025

>expecting Eris to play fair
Do you even Chaos?

The Great and Powerful Trixie 499026

File: 1422826833892.png (88.25 KB, 919x729, 493054__safe_fluttershy_trixie…)

No, I Trixie.

Eris 499028

File: 1422826897244.jpg (334.66 KB, 1024x1024, large-14.jpeg)

It only gets harder from here on, Anon

Oh, how adorable! You expected a fair game! I can tell right now that we're going to be great friends

Anonymous 499029

Fine, we'll do best of three, but after that the slaughter rule is in effect and it would be unethical to trounce Trixie further.

The Great and Powerful Trixie 499030

File: 1422827092517.png (228.89 KB, 900x720, 134214429278.png)

No, The Great and Powerful Trixie will not stand for anymore of your trickery, that is her schtick.

She is the one that tricks other ponies with her powerful magic!

Anonymous 499031

Maybe Trixie's too great and powerful for you, maybe you should start with somepony more your speed, like Twist.

The Great and Powerful Trixie 499033

File: 1422827315924.png (167.97 KB, 900x900, trixie_lulamoon_head_by_racefo…)

Yours words make Trixie suspicious...

She will not have anything to do with that creepy filly and ugly red fro hair.

Anonymous 499034

Then show us how great and powerful you are, Trixie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U8yTQxmO0c

Eris 499035

File: 1422827455322.png (37.29 KB, 450x615, 489230__safe_solo_discord_rule…)

It'd be best if you didn't know just when I'd be posting.

Oh, how little do you know

Anonymous 499037

Forget the best of three. I'm so confident, that we'll call that first one a practice round, so Trixie only has to win one to beat me instead of two.

Anonymous 499038

File: 1422827866007.jpg (152.83 KB, 785x1018, 134532486773.jpg)

Being the Great and Powerful Trixie is getting tiring...

She doesn't want to have to constantly prove herself when everyone knows she's already the most powerful unicorn in all of Equestria and then get bashed for it.

The Great and Powerful Trixie has a solution though, she shall make an OC!

Anonymous 499039

No! We...we were just joking around. You don't have to do that. We know you're great and powerful.

Anonymous 499040

Ohfuckohfuckohfuck, we went too far, Eris!

Trixie, it's cool, just calm down, don't do anything rash.

Anonymous 499041

Trixie, stop drawing, let's just talk this out.

Eris 499042

File: 1422828125486.jpg (95.61 KB, 1024x614, large-29.jpeg)

Ooooooh, now this could be interesting.

Anonymous 499043

It doesn't have to end like this, Trixie. We can work this out like rational fagets.

Shut up, Eris! You're just happy cause I'm on the defensive.

Anonymous 499044

File: 1422828243742.png (86.42 KB, 400x250, Capture.PNG)

It is too late, Trixie is already drawing it and her artistic inspiration will not allow her to stop!


Anonymous 499045

But...no OC could match the...greatness, and...powerful...ness of the Great and Powerful Trixie. Just put then pencil down, and step away from the paper.

Anonymous 499046

Oh god what did I miss

Anonymous 499047

Trixie is threatening to make an OC. The autism of an RP thread is always delicately balanced, and this could throw everything into.........chaos

Eris! This is your doing!

Anonymous 499048

File: 1422828472783.jpg (121.03 KB, 768x1024, Ua3mmIqOHZrLs0Ss_X6dWV1WhoENQ_…)


It's happening, Trixie has the concept!

Anonymous 499049

Trixie, stop. Eris is manipulating you. Look in your heart, you know this isn't right.

Eris 499050

File: 1422828529674.png (37.29 KB, 450x615, 489230__safe_solo_discord_rule…)

Oh, however did you come to that conclusion?

Anonymous 499051


What even are you drawing. It looks like a pony but it has a void death stare.

Anonymous 499052

Wait a minute, I recognize this, you stole this from Ponychan's Roleplay lounge.

Anonymous 499053

File: 1422828636678.jpg (123.18 KB, 768x1024, d_OEzLYzNccmLdr8GaXi50j9Sh82Q3…)

Lets get a little more detailed...Give her some expression, she needs to be sad and have a troubled background, sad and edgy is good!


Anonymous 499054


Anonymous 499055

You stole this from Electra (Element of Neon).

That's her original character. Do not steal.

The Great and Powerful Trixie 499056

File: 1422828781027.png (453.51 KB, 900x643, electrablue_by_slitherpon-d6sr…)

But you fail to realize one thing anon...

Anonymous 499057

Trilby, wat r u doin, Trilby, stahp.

Anonymous 499058

...I'll bite.

What's that, Trilby?

Anonymous 499059

Actually, I was Electra. 499060

File: 1422828908649.png (771.91 KB, 750x750, 07-02-2013_OC_small_fix2.png)


Anonymous 499061


Anonymous 499062

>falls to his knees
>punches the floor
No, it can't be!

Electra 499063

File: 1422829050646.png (198.71 KB, 512x512, ASw9tpU2Dr14poYlltnWhOe6REM_0J…)

Yep, I just like to role play as Trixie.

Anonymous 499064

But if you are here and eris is there.
where is Trixie?

Anonymous 499065

Also, who was phone?

Electra 499066

File: 1422829164362.jpg (610.65 KB, 1818x1818, elexpressions 2dp.jpg)

I stole her soul and use it to shape-shift into Trixie.

Anonymous 499067

Hold me I'm scared.

Anonymous 499068

I should have let sleeping mare's lie.
I can't unknow what I have known.

Anonymous 499069

>I stole her soul

Anonymous 499070

Why, Electra?
Y u do dis?

Electra 499071

File: 1422829267651.png (184.18 KB, 329x365, OChead.png)

Because I wanted to be Trixie.

Anonymous 499072

Okay, you can play Trixie. You win.

Anonymous 499073

You could just dress like her, you didn't have to steal her soul.

Electra 499074

File: 1422829376648.png (1.75 MB, 981x828, Electrified.png)

Well now that I think about it, yeah actually, that probably would have been easier.

Electra 499075

File: 1422829395247.jpg (610.65 KB, 1818x1818, elexpressions 2dp.jpg)


Anonymous 499076

Where is the souless husk of Trixie? You need to give her her soul back.

Electra 499077

File: 1422829519475.png (1.02 MB, 900x990, twilectra_by_paraderpy-d60nj26…)

I think Twilight took it somewhere.

Anonymous 499078

Did I score any points for trying to defend your original character when I thought you weren't you but were rather stealing from you?

Anonymous 499079

Why would Twilight want someone's soul. Is she part of the illegal soul trade?

Electra 499080

File: 1422829612793.jpg (610.65 KB, 1818x1818, elexpressions 2dp.jpg)

Sure! I don't even know who most of you are because you're all anons anyway.

Electra 499081

File: 1422829681978.png (181.58 KB, 630x630, 134214506544.png)

Nope, I kept the soul. Twilight took the body, that was the deal.

Anonymous 499082


Anonymous 499083

All in due time, my neon norsk. All in due time.

Electra 499084

File: 1422829835083.png (227.61 KB, 720x720, 134214420736.png)

I don't know, I didn't bother to ask her. For science presumably.

If you say so anon!

Anonymous 499085

Where'd you go?

Anonymous 499086

So, Great and Powerful Electra, what else have you got up your sleeve?

Going to be hard to top that first trick.

The Great and Powerful Electra 499087

File: 1422830052016.png (229.24 KB, 720x720, 134214405098.png)

I think I might take a break for a bit, all this plot twisting has worn me out.

I'll definitely check back in though!

Anonymous 499088

Welp. I might just have to find her. Human/Pony trafficing is illegal so that's that.

Anonymous 499089

You certainly made a good first impression on the elder council.

The Great and Powerful Electra 499090

That sounds like an adventure that remains to be had, don't have all the fun before I get back!

The Great and Powerful Electra is pleased to hear this, she likes it when people like her, naturally.

Anonymous 499091

And we like it when players make give us an legitimately unexpected plot twist on their first visit. We shall meet again soon, G&PElectra. Very soon.

Anonymous 499092

Yeah, I hope finding Trixie doesn't take me to dark and generally bad places.

Eris 499101

File: 1422831701573.png (335.69 KB, 900x900, 1396375474175.png)


Anonymous 499102

What now?

Eris 499103

File: 1422831834863.jpg (95.61 KB, 1024x614, large-29.jpeg)

I'm not sure. Watching this was fun. I love it when I get to watch chaos unfold on its own. Warms my heart, it does

Anonymous 499104

Where'd you run off to?

Eris 499105

File: 1422832045463.jpg (334.66 KB, 1024x1024, large-14.jpeg)

I had a small spot of business that required my attention. Did anyone need me?

Anonymous 499106

You missed the big reveal of Electra.

Eris 499107

File: 1422832193267.gif (531.93 KB, 515x636, 1420422223535.gif)

I saw bits and pieces. It was quite the performance.

Anonymous 499108

It seems realms are colliding.

Eris 499109

File: 1422832492446.jpg (387.04 KB, 1024x1024, large-37.jpeg)

Just how I like it! Things will be quite chaotic soon. You'd just better buckle your pants on

Anonymous 499110

Eris, the only way I'd wear pants is if you magic'd them onto me.

Eris 499111

File: 1422833043263.png (728.87 KB, 800x577, 766760__safe_oc_meme_discord_r…)

I'm not sure what to make of that statement, but I certainly don't dislike it

Anonymous 499112

bbe, u no i luv it wen u get trips

Anonymous 499119

Like "making a dinosaur from bits and pieces of super deadly dinosaurs and letting it run wild in a park full of children" kind of chaos?

Eris 499226

File: 1422838258800.png (480.85 KB, 930x1024, large-57.png)

I'm very good at it, aren't I?

That's one possible scenario, yes

Anonymous 499242

>one possible scenario
Remind me not to get on your bad side unless I want you to unleash some hybrid force of nature on me.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500072

File: 1422881814304.png (117.51 KB, 320x550, 134214531854.png)

Did I miss anything? Yes, I already know I can look through the thread. Answer the question anyway.

Anonymous 500075

You missed the >>500000 GET.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500077

File: 1422885633009.png (301.11 KB, 720x720, 134214649155.png)

Nice GET.

Anonymous 500078

Nah, your dubs are more Get and Powerful than that. Around here we have a reputation to maintain, we only care about sextuple digits.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500083

File: 1422888383151.png (246.46 KB, 700x666, 134214616559.png)

Trixie is the greatest and most powerful of getters.

Anonymous 500084

Have you ever gotten a sextuple digit GET?

The Great and Powerful Electra 500085

File: 1422888615715.png (190.48 KB, 600x650, 134214521968.png)

Probably, without even noticing it.

Anonymous 500086

That is not the nature of greatness, Electra. A truly great GET is gotten for something...or someone...important, it has meaning beyond its mere digits.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500087

File: 1422888889163.png (110.12 KB, 500x500, 134215363849.png)

I do not understand.

Anonymous 500088

You will, Electra, in time, you will.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500089

File: 1422889343046.png (225.45 KB, 600x720, 134215271854.png)

Waiting for things to happen is difficult.

Anonymous 500090

We're still a month or more from >>555555.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500091

File: 1422889760185.png (246.46 KB, 700x666, 134214616559.png)

How can you be so sure?

Anonymous 500092

Fun fact, the last two major gets have been gotten by the true master getter. He got them both for Eddie Gurrero

Anonymous 500093

You have well over 55,000 posts to learn how great a truly powerful can GET can be. You do not yet understand your significance in the coming events. But your arrival at the turning of the tide is no mere coincidence.

Anonymous 500094

File: 1422890166545.jpg (12.81 KB, 300x225, 333333.jpg)

Based Eddie.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500095

File: 1422890402020.png (174.8 KB, 500x600, 134215399079.png)

Oh uh, that's no problem! The Great and Powerful Electra can handle it, probably.

Anonymous 500096

Not if the master getter has anything to say about it for Eddie

Anonymous 500097

He's very good at mastergetting.

Anonymous 500101

You will have a choice to make, Electra, over the next 55,000 posts, to stand with the mastergetter, or against him.

He believes in heart of the GETs.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500102

File: 1422892534508.png (243.62 KB, 666x666, 134214809054.png)

I don't even know anything about this get master guy.

Anonymous 500103

File: 1422892844429.png (147.83 KB, 500x279, spoilers.png)

Anonymous 500105



Ye find yeself in yon thread. Ye see a POST. Behind ye scroll is a .PNG. Obvious exits are /MLP/, PONYCHAN, and DENNIS.

Wat do?

The Great and Powerful Electra 500106

File: 1422893676085.png (170.65 KB, 500x600, 134215394499.png)

Turn around and examine the .PNG

Anonymous 500107

You discover it is poorly cropped. It is made of captions and fail.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500108

File: 1422894055989.png (240.54 KB, 600x720, 134214910125.png)

I am appalled by this phtoshopsmenship.

I read what the captions say anyway.

Anonymous 500109

It is written in an ancient dialect of maymay which your character does not know.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500110

File: 1422894241945.png (254.08 KB, 720x720, 134214886188.png)

I ignore the maymay text for now.

I Examine the cropped image closer.

Anonymous 500111

The woman in the image wears a smug smirk, as though she knows something you will only discover later.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500112

File: 1422894463854.png (240.67 KB, 666x720, 134214903855.png)

I do not like this woman's smug face but I will no longer waste time with the image I can do nothing with.

I leave for Ponychan first, as I am more familiar with that environment.

Anonymous 500113

You find RP threads that are much more organized. There is far less meta faggorty than you found on /anon/. But even after your short time away, this place feels like it is missing something.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500114

File: 1422894866686.png (206.78 KB, 555x720, 134215279919.png)

Ponder on what it could be missing whilst I examine the various threads.

Surely there must be a clue as to why I feel this way.

Anonymous 500115

File: 1422895074009.jpg (33.83 KB, 512x288, trippy.jpg)

Your find tripfags, tripsfags everywhere, as though their posts cannot speak for themselves. You note how different this is from your own style, going so far as to use an ever so slightly different time at times, and even playing a layered meta character, who herself plays a character, as though you are RPing on the level your former compatriots cannot match.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500116

File: 1422895697921.png (246.18 KB, 900x720, 134215433852.png)

I am unsure about how I feel about this now that I have noticed it.

Pretty much everyone I knows on /rp/ trip fags, and I used to, but dropped I dropped the trip long ago after realizing it makes little sense to even have one.

But I did not plan doing all this intentionally.

I simply followed my own will.

I feel superior and yet, somehow saddened by this.

I go back to /anon/, I cannot stay on ponychan while I feel so conflicted.

Anonymous 500117

Your previous thread on /anon/ has changed, it has gotten even more meta since you left. You realize this change has been do to your actions and participation. You find this new thread to be a more entertaining challenge than those you had encountered on Ponychan. The lack of organization provides you more freedom to post as you please, mixing humor and adventure as you see fit moment to moment. You find yourself enjoying playing simultaneously on multiple layers, and feel a thrill in not knowing where the story is going yet. You're not entirely sure why, but this unfamiliar place feels more like home than that which you always knew, as though part of your very past were yet to be discovered.

Anonymous 500118

The Great and Powerful Electra 500119

File: 1422896497685.png (90.31 KB, 417x392, 134215199752.png)

I can't deny what I feel when posting here.

However, I still feel there is much that is being kept from me. for reasons I have yet to fully understand.

I am not even sure I want to know any of these things. I entertain the though that it is perhaps better wearing the blind fold.

But my curiosity still tempts me to investigate this place and these posters.

Anonymous 500120

You find that posting here has a somewhat looser feel to it, an almost improvisational tone that seems easier, yet somehow more rewarding. You are suspicious about the respondent's ability to accurately gauge your inner thoughts, but decide it is worth the risk to spend more time here.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500122

File: 1422897314653.png (117.51 KB, 320x550, 134214531854.png)

I decide that my respondent's prediction of my decision is correct.

I shall stay here to post more often, but I also decide that I will still post on Ponychan, because I like to do that too, even with a bunch of name fags.

It's also not very hard since they post hella slow these days anyway.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500123

File: 1422897368876.png (300.29 KB, 720x720, 134215463709.png)

*Trip fags

Anonymous 500124

Ponychan wouldn't be the same without you. I'd never ask you to stop posting there.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500125

File: 1422897737085.png (246.46 KB, 700x666, 134214616559.png)

I start to hear voices in my head.

Perhaps I am just going insane.

Anonymous 500126

>Perhaps I am just going insane
>just going insane
>going insane

I'll take ships that have already sailed for 800, Elec.

The Great and Powerful Electra 500127

File: 1422898677022.png (239.61 KB, 974x738, 12533__twilight-sparkle_sugges…)

The voices in my head are mocking me, I have discovered that I am clearly insane and am in need of professional help.

I go to see a psychiatrist.

Anonymous 500128

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The Great and Powerful Electra 500130

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It strikes Electra that going to Pinkie Pie for psychiatric help may not be the best idea ever.

She decides to forget about it and just ignore the voices in her head.

Pinkie Pie 500131

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Trixie's Full Size Twilight Sparkle Plush 500133

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>appears to be standing still

The Great and Powerful Electra 500134

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Electra instead goes home to Twilight, who's waiting patiently for her by the time she gets back.

"Oh Twilight, you don't think The Great and Powerful crazy do you? Trixie knows it's a question out of the blue, but for some reason she can't seem to get the idea out of her head. Trixie was thinking about seeing a professional but there are no good mental health doctors in town. In fact Trixie is pretty sure everypony else is crazy. Maybe that's it? That's it right Twilight? Everypony else in this town must be insane!"

Trixie's Full Size Twilight Sparkle Plush 500135

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>is always there for Trixie, never judging, only being huggably plush

The Great and Powerful Electra 500136

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"Trixie is always glad to hear from you again Twilight, she would not know what to do without your comfort."

"It seems like only a short time ago we were bitter rivals, but Trixie is very glad that all changed for the better. I must be the luckiest mare alive to have you!"

*Electra approaches the doll and lovingly embraces it*

Anonymous 500137

I leave for one day and there is a life sized twilight plushie, a mini Sunset Shimmer is walking around my computer screen, and Electra has gone insane.
Why am I not surprised.

Trixie's Full Size Twilight Sparkle Plush 500138

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>says nothing, there is no need for words, her bond with Trixie is much deeper than that, after all they've been through

Eris 500139

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>is always watching but isn't always seen

Shh, much needed Chaos is happening.

Anonymous 500140

I draw the line with worst pony walking around on my screen

The Great and Powerful Electra 500141

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"You know Twilight, I still think about those times. Trixie knows they weren't exactly her best moments but somehow she still remembers them fondly."

*She looks into Twilight's eyes.*

"How did you manage such a thing Twilight? Did you always know we were meant to be? If so, why did you let me leave before? How did you know I'd come back to face you? So many unanswered questions, but maybe it all doesn't even matter. So much has happened between us now, things I could never experience with anypony else."

"I love you so much Twilight."

*Electra plants her lips on doll Twilight's, lip smacking ensues*

Trixie's Full Size Twilight Sparkle Plush 500142

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>is probably too overcome with emotion to speak, it's the only rational explanation for her silence

The Great and Powerful Electra 500143

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*Electra lets her lips linger a while longer before she completely removes her mouth from Twi-Plush*

"Wait, don't you know Pinkie Pie fairly well? I saw she was providing free psychiatric checks but... I wasn't so sure about it, considering those stories everypony's shared with me about her from before. You know her better than anypony else does though. Do you think it's worth it? Maybe there is something wrong with me, but maybe not... Maybe it would just be safe to check with her though, since Trixie is so worried."

The Great and Powerful Electra 500144

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"Well, not free exactly but cheap. Trixie knows you don't like her spending so much money on nothing"

Trixie's Full Size Twilight Sparkle Plush 500145

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>stares deep into Trixie's soul, confirming what she must do

>is frugal enough for two

The Great and Powerful Electra 500146

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"You're right Twilight, it's better to be safe than sorry. You're always trying to teach Trixie to better herself, so she'll suck it up and go, just in case there is something we should be worried about!"

*Electra promptly travels back to the booth where Pinkie Pie was offering her psychiatric services.*

Pinkie Pie 500147

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>is at the doctor's her booth

The Great and Powerful Electra 500148

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*Electra steps up to the booth with confidence* "Pinkie Pie, listen, Trixie knows we've had our differences in the past but she needs your help now. She's been hearing voices in her head! Trixie doesn't know what to do about it accept pay for your psychiatric expertise, so please, for Twilight's sake. Help Trixie get her head straight, or at least just check and confirm that she's wrong."

The Great and Powerful Electra 500149

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"And don't laugh at Trixie!"

Pinkie Pie 500151

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Okie dokie lokie.

>holds up a tongue-depressor

Now open your coin-purse and say, "Here you go, Pinkie."

The Great and Powerful Electra 500157

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*Electra unties her coin purse and throws a few coins her way using her magical aura (her hooves) and repeats what she was told to say.* "Here you go, Pinkie."*

Pinkie Pie 500162

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Having voices in your head is perfectly normal, silly. Life would just be plain lonely without them. Everything will be just fine.

I'm all out of lollipops, so have a cupcake.

Anonymous 500163

Ponkie, I'm seeing worst ponie on my computer screen. I need help.

The voice in Electra's head 500164

You heard her. Don't worry about me telling you what to do. I'm normal

Pinkie Pie 500165

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The Great and Powerful Electra 500166

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*Electra greedily swipes the cupcake away from Pinkie Pie* "Trixie thanks you! She's glad to know she has no real problems worth mentioning. She'll send Twilight your regards."

I'll be back later, I'm going to go for some lunch.

The voice in Electra's head 500183

Hey, Electra, you should totally go burn something and call it art

Anonymous 500184

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The Great and Powerful Taffy 500185

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Don't call me Electra voice, you know who Trixie is! That also sounds like a really stupid idea.

The voice in Electra's head 500186

Oh, sorry.

It's not stupid. Ponies shouldn't be able to predict your greatness. Burning something and calling it art is unpredictable. They'll never see it coming!

Anonymous 500187

You kiddin? You can make a small black dot on a blank canvas and it would represent the entirety of the Crusades.

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500188

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That still sounds really dumb to me, Trixie and not Electra. What would I even burn down?

Who are you second voice in Trixie's head?

Random other voice 500189

I don't know, your brain looked rally inviting so I decided to crash here for a bit.

Yet a third voice 500190

Yo, what up? This where the party's at?

The voice in Trixie's head 500191

A starur! Not only would you accomplish the impossible, but it'd be ironic too!

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500192

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I'm not sure how I feel about having another voice in my head. This could get confusing.

The voice in Trixie's head 500193


The Great and Powerful Taffy 500194

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Okay this is getting silly, go away other voices! Trixie doesn't have the patience to hear so much garble today.

A statue? How would I burn down a statue? Now it sounds even more stupid!

Random other voice 500195

Hell yeah! You bring the beer?

It happens to everyone eventually.

The voice in Trixie's head 500196

I'm sure the smartest, prettiest, and most powerful unicorn in Equestria could figure out a way

Yet a third voice 500197

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500198

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Trixie is not sure she believes that but Pinkie Pie did say 'voices' were normal.

Flattery will only get you so far head voice... But perhaps I should consult Twilight about this first, she would know a way to burn a statue Trixie would bet.

Well excuse you!

Random other voice 500200

She just doesn't like having other voices in her head. So what all did you bring?
Yeah we're totally normal unless one of us starts whispering of dark forms and unspeakable attrocities.

The voice in Trixie's head 500201

You don't really need Twilight. If you can't trust your own head voice, who can you trust?

Amd don't listen to those guys. They don't know what they're talking about

Yet a third voice 500202

Oh, that's awkward, I _brought_ dark forms and unspeakable atrocities.

A second voice 500203

Oh dear lord. How bad are they?

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500204

Trixie would trust Trixie to do the right thing of course, but it seems a little outlandish to burn down a statue. Trixie doesn't even know where to find one!

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500205

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You other voices need to stop messing with Trixie, she hears nothing of the sort. Just you babbeling about.

Yet a third voice 500206

Well, I borrowed them from the King in Yellow...so...bad.

The voice in Trixie's head 500207

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There's one right over there, Trixie. You can figure this out

A second voice 500208

Oh god what have we done.
Well, yeah. You don't hear anything yet.

Yet a third voice 500209

Well usually when Eris invites me to a party in some's head this is the sort of thing I bring.

A second voice 500210

I would expect her to have some sort of part in this. Well what else did you bring besides the possible harbinger of the end of days?

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500211

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Trixie doesn't know about this one voice, burning a statue of Celestia in the middle of Ponyville seems like a really bad idea.

What about Eris?

Yet a third voice 500214

She sent out the evite.

I brought unfathomable layer dip.

A second voice 500215

Oh! I love me some layer dip. We got any chips?

The voice in Trixie's head 500216

You can get away with anything so long as you call it art. That's a fact

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500217

What is an evite and why would Eris send one to have a party in my head? That sounds a little ridiculous voice.

Are you sure? Trixie thinks Celestia would be rather miffed if she found out Trixie burned her statue. And who knows what she would do to me! Trixie has heard some rather disturbing tales of what happens to ponies who cause trouble for Celestia.

The voice in Trixie's head 500218

She can't do anything to you if you're protected by the freedom of expression. She might even be impressed that you burned a statue.

Yet a third voice 500219

>why would Eris send one to have a party in my head?


The Great and Powerful Taffy 500220

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Impressed you say? How impressed would Celestia be by Trixie if she did this?

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500221

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What does Chaos have to do with anything?

Yet a third voice 500223

Ask Eris, she's the one who sent the evite.

The voice in Trixie's head 500224

Very. You'd accomplish something even her most accomplished student never did. You'd be showing an immortal goddess something she's never seen before

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500226

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And just how do you suppose Trixie finds the mistress of chaos? She could be literally anywhere at any given time.

A second voice 500227

Chaos has to do with everything

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500228

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Well, Trixie can't say she doesn't still like the sound of being better than Twilight.

Perhaps there is something to this...

*Electra grabs some flammable objects around the area and starts stacking them all against the Celestia statue.*

Yet a third voice 500229

You can summon her by saying, "Eris fhtagn."

Eris 500230


>appears with a floating shower head and shaped up, singing



Eris 500231

That's supposed to be soaped. These devices are so awkward

The voice in Trixie's head 500232

I don't think that'll work... try changing the composition of the statue itself. Make it flammable

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500233

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Sees a quick image of naked showering Eris, but before she can say anything she's gone. *poof*
Uh.. Well, moving on.

*Electra tries her darnedest to change the material of the statue into something else but seems to have trouble do to not actually being a unicorn.*

Trixie believes that this statue has been protected by some kind of magic null barrier!

The voice in Trixie's head 500234

You've got this!... maybe, perhaps, a large bonfire would send the same message

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500235

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*Electra lights a match and throws it near all of the flammable stuff she put around and under the statue, it seems to light pretty well and starts to smoke and catch fire pretty quickly.*

The voice in Trixie's head 500236

Good, good! That'll show Celestia that she can't tell Trixie what to do. Was there ever any doubt?

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500238

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Trixie thought she was supposed to be impressing Celestia with her brilliance.

Princess Celestia 500239

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>Celestia arrives, magically putting out the fire

The voice in Trixie's head 500241

Oh, she'll be impressed. Just look at her now

The Great and Powerful Taffy 500242

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She doesn't seem impressed, she seems extremely furious!