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Anonymous 467815

>just got back from a first date with anon
>it was fun, but...
>he said nice things about your mane
>he said nice things about your coat
>he said nice things about your eyes
>he said your wings were awesome, which they totally are
>he said he loved your smile, and even put his hand on your chin to sort of hold it up
>but...
>not a word about your cutie mark
Is it all physical with him? Does he just not care about your special talent? Isn't he interested in what makes you you?

Anonymous 467816

>slaps LD's ass
Great tush ya got there.

Anonymous 467817

You shouldn't let fate control your life, LD. That's what a cutie mark is: fate. You should decide your fate, not some magical shit that decided you're good at this one thing only.

Anonymous 467819

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT MAYBE CUTIE MARKS A SENSITIVE TOPIC FOR HIM SINCE AS A HUMAN HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE? HMM!? DID YOU EVER THINK MAYBE HE HURTS INSIDE THAT HE'LL NEVER HAVE A SPECIAL DESTINY AND UNIQUE TALENT? OR DO YOU ONLY FUCKING THINK ABOUT YOURSELF YOU SELFISH BITCH?!

Anonymous 467820

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>>467815
Just ask why yourself.

Anonymous 467821

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>>467816
Thanks.

>>467817
Well, what if I like my fate? Besides, I'm good at lots of fast things.

Anonymous 467823

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>>467819
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW IMPORTANT THIS MIGHT BE TO A FILLY, INCLUDING ME SINCE BY THE WAY I AM ONE THANKS FOR NOTICING?

JUST BECAUSE I'M FAST AS SHIT AND WORK OUT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOME KIND OF 'TOMCOLT' WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE TREATED RIGHT

Anonymous 467824

>>467823
confirmed for selfish feminist who thinks femares should be treated like goddesses without taking the other person's feelings into consideration

maybe if you showed some interest in HIM and what makes HIM special you might get some of that same kind of attention

Anonymous 467826

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>>467820
Maybe. It's awkward now, though. What would I even say? "Hey, you forgot to talk up my tush and I need to know where we stand?" Sounds clingy.
Maybe he just didn't know what to say the first time out.

>>467824
He's anon, Anon. His traits are vague by definition.
He's only even male because you guys skew so hard that way.

Anonymous 467827

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>>467824
>thinks femares should be treated like goddesses

Anonymous 467833

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>>467826
Your body is meh, but I kind of like your determination.

Anonymous 467836

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>>467833
Ouch and thanks. It's good you're not a total dumbbell.

Anonymous 467841

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>>467836
>dumbbell.

Anonymous 467846

>>467815
Anon's an alien that probably doesn't really understand the significance of cutie-marks.
Don't be a drama queen. You could easily ask him what he thinks about your special talent if you're so concerned.

Anonymous 467854

>>467815
Maybe he's waiting for the right time to bring it up.

Anonymous 467873

>>467854
Isn't a date a good time to bring that up?

Anonymous 467876

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>>467823
I hope you're not fast at everything, toots. Y'know Dashie has kind of a reputation...

>>467826
Oh yeah bby...I skew hard.

Anonymous 467927

>/anon/ is not full of tripfags
>give /anon a chance, it's just as good as /mlp/
>just ignore the lack of constant OC you find in 4chan
>and enjoy the few OC that comes from avatarfags RP'ing with each other

Anonymous 467928

>>467927
That's anon for you. Endless circlejerking for all.

Anonymous 467931

>>467927
>not a single tripfag in this thread

>/mlp/

>constant OC

nigger you are straight up shiteating retarded.

Anonymous 467933

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Anonymous 467939

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>>467815
I don't really know you, but if I had to guess, it's something to do with flying, right? That's pretty cool.
I wish I could fly sometimes.

Anonymous 467940

>>467939
>I wish I could fly sometimes.
You say that, but when you do fly you wish that it you were bolted to the ground.

Anonymous 467941

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>>467940
Why's that?

Anonymous 467942

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>>467941
It's hard.

Makes you sick if you fly for too long.

General hassle

If you're a military flyer, you got other people trying to blow you out of the sky.

Anonymous 467943

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>>467942
I guess, but if you're naturally built to fly, wouldn't your body have measures to prevent getting sick? Tired, maybe.

I don't see any real downsides to it.
Nor would I ever be military, anyway.

Anonymous 467944

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>>467943
>wouldn't your body have measures to prevent getting sick?
If the body was built around the entire premise of "shits gotta fly yo" then yes. Counter measures could be in place. Mainly they just get tired like you said.

>nor would I ever be military

You could learn alot! Like how to blow up innocent civilians, how to survive for long periods of time, how to kill someone properly with a spoon, how to turn a kitten into an AT mine.. You know, useful things!

Anonymous 467945

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>>467942
>>467944

Dude, you're arguing to a unicorn that he don't wanna be a pegasus because military aircraft are hard to pilot.

Anonymous 467946

>>467945
>military aircraft are hard to pilot
Says who? You just take off, turn the stick thing, bomb a few people, come home for dinner, fuck a few bitches, and do it all over again the next day. How hard can that be?

Anonymous 467975

>>467946
You're also flying at 20 sanics per second, and the slightest wrong twitch can send you spiraling out of control and crashing in a fiery inferno.

Anonymous 467988

>>467982
>namefagging
>tripfagging
>avatarfagging
>not on /oat/

Anonymous 467989

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>>467815
Cutie marks are used by the fascistic tyrants Celestia and Luna to control pony potential and destiny.
Griffon master race

Anonymous 467990

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>>467988
It's was six the morning and I hadn't slept.
I forgot to take it all off.
Sue me.

Anonymous 467991

>>467944
>how to turn a kitten into an AT mine.
You've peaked my interests.

Anonymous 467992

>>467975
Not really. For one, most the time you are at such an altitude that minor mistakes have plenty of time to adjust, and even the large ones you are still capable of getting out of.
For two, the faster you go, the simpler the controls become. Fly something slow, you've got to jerk it around. Fly something fast, just give it a small little nudge now and again.

Anonymous 467995

>>467991
Really? You just strap a Panzerknacker to a kitten, point the little booger in the direction of a tank, and let it go, let it go!

Anonymous 467997

>>467995
That sounds less like a mine more like a guided explosive.

Anonymous 467998

>>467997
What if it's a sleeping kitten?

Anonymous 468000

>>467998
Now we're talking. Tank walks over to pet the cat, BOOM.

Anonymous 468001

>>468000
>>467997
I think the Russians did that during WW2. It backfired because they trained the dogs on Russian tanks so of course, the dogs went straight for friendly tanks.

Anonymous 468015

>>468001
>Soviets
>friendly
The dogs were smarter than the Russkies counted on.

Anonymous 468023

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>>468015
They helped us win the war.. Sure, they did a shit job at first but once they won at Kursk and Stalingrad the tide turned.

Anonymous 468024

>>468023
And kept half of Europe after.

Anonymous 468025

>>468024
Could have had all of Europe.
>tfw your grandad fought in the Wehrmacht
>tfw he knows that his battle buddies are either dead or somewhere in Germany
>tfw he just sits in his rocker all day, wondering what the fuck happened and how he got so deep into it.

Anonymous 468031

>>468023
That was simply "enemy of my enemy." The dogs knew what was up with them though. Hell, someone tries to force me to be a living bomb, I'd take 'em out too.

Anonymous 479307

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Anonymous 506725

test

Anonymous 506748

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>>506725
What kind of a crummy test is that?


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