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Bad Translator Anonymous 466005

Because why not?
I'll start:
Original text:

"Hi! Gonna do a translation thread now. Be prepared."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hi!!!!! Ah, Yes, now, what means, it is ready to go."

The translation approves so let's go!

Musical anon 466007


Original text:

"Do you like Rock n' Roll?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Rock-n-roll I want to do;"
Yes! Nailed it!

Anonymous 466009

why yandex? is google translate too good for this to work anymore?

Anonymous 466011

File: 1412902311931.jpg (251.01 KB, 640x960, 1411692165206.jpg)

Original text:

"If a black man had been accidentally impregnated by some lesbian sperm, he would have every right to be upset."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"When a black man is not careful, cool lesbian diploma I have a right to worry."

Anonymous 466012

Original text:

"The story behind this is actually really sad. This poor man had to sell all of his extra fedoras to buy that huge camera. Euphoria powered with Maximum Tip Lenses to catch all of those Atheist lens flares."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Actually, it is very sad that the poor had to sell everything from hat products in hypnosis, you will find that your aim is to kill all the atheists goal : independence."

Anonymous 466015

Original text:
I don't care what you saw, you leave it the hell alone.

I dunno, like 10 translations later:
You stay away from him, to see what I don't like.

Anonymous 466017

> not able to complete translation
> not able to complete translation
> not able to complete translation
> not able to complete translation
> not able to complete translation

You faggots actually went and copy and pasted then selected a different language 43 times?

Anonymous 466054

Anonymous 466070

Original text:

"Raise this barn, raise this barn One, two, three, four Together, we can raise this barn One, two, three, four"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Construction of the castle in the castle. One,two,three,four. The castle we know, One,two,three,four."

Anonymous 466074

File: 1412923358628.jpg (13.73 KB, 493x402, 44.jpg)

"Rarity and Applejack are probably going to fuck in season 5, and I'd be surprised if Pinkie and Dash hadn't banged as well. Twilight and Fluttershy don't do shit though."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" Rarely, carcassonne, for 5 years. I'm not surprised, fingers, Tara, Fluttershy."

>Tara from Twilight

Anonymous 466239

>>466074
Original text:

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Possibly in fan fiction but not on the show itself. It's too radical for that to happen. Kids shouldn't learn porn until the age of 18 (because you can vote on that age, join a political party and other types of shit)."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Jump, jump, jump jump, a lot of fans, but it never happened, this is a very extremă 18 years old porn, this is important, the learning process in the last ten years, the land of the East and the West, because they do not have the right to choose)."
Oh shit.

Anonymous 466244

My attempt on translating music:


Original text:

" Always, I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony, oh love I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony, oh love "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" But I will be with you. Take my word for it. Stability, peace and love. I want to be with you. Take my word for it. Stability, peace and love. "

Anonymous 466246

>>466244
Lol you're freaking me out, bro. Out of nowhere I decided to listen to that song. I haven't even though about it in ages. After I find it on youtube, I come here first thing and see you translating the lyrics. Shit's wild man.

Anonymous 466248

Decided to do some song lyrics of my own. This is from Ween's, L.M.L.Y.P.

Original Text:

"Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste. Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Ask me, come on,what is this smell that was missing in my life, tell me,"

Anonymous 466251

>>466248
I LOLed on that one xD

Anonymous 466252

O Fortuna Misheard lyrics:



Original text:

" OW, PAPER CUT!!!!!!!! SANDPAPER, AHH!!! POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN!!! GO TASTE THE DIP!!! IT'S MADE WITH COOL WHIP!!!! MAKE ROOM FOR aaaAAAaaa PIECE OF LOVELY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" OH, ΦΈΤΕΣ!!!!!!!! With Aha! In!!!!! In ΠΑΤΆΤΕΣ soup!!! I like ΚΑΤΆΔΥΣΗΣ!!!!! I don't know, indicator!!!! and the food, thank you..,!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anonymous 466302

File: 1413001498336.png (60.88 KB, 267x200, 5304584+_2bbe0f9d699a1110b178c…)

Original text:

"Fucking brutal."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"..."

Anonymous 466309



Original text:

"Do you have soup?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Soup; "

Musical anon 466334

Original text:

"Turn up the radio! I need the music. Gimme some more! Turn up the radio! I need the music. Got to give me some more!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Open the door! I'll be back.!!!! The door of the room! This is the song that I m more!!!!!"

Anonymous 466335

>>466005
Original text:

"Horse Porn."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Porn"

466346

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Translation from a foreign language, thinking, non-profit, but generally it is not necessary all the time"

Anonymous 466378



Original text:

"You can to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The mistakes of the past. "

Anonymous 466380

>>466302


Original text:

"Fucking Brutal"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"What"

Anonymous 466819

Original text:

"You don't understand that it's fucking brutal?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I know that it is very difficult ... "

Anonymous 467719

Original text:

"All you need is love."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"All You Need Is Love."
Not much change....

Anonymous 490818

File: 1420350136062.jpg (936.87 KB, 1500x1148, 1360828259735.jpg)

Original text:

"Working the night shift alone tonight. There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"University in the basement of late changes."

Anonymous 490822

I am going to do more of these

Anonymous 490824

Original text:

"I can't help thinking about the problem that i have attempted suicide over 100 times"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"That's the problem, 100 times, I don't think I tried to kill him."

Anonymous 490832

Original text:

"I just couldn't kill the zombie, I hit him with a diamond sword nearly 100 times, but he did not die"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I don't know, zombies, diamond sword, almost 100 times, but not life."

Anonymous 490839

>talking with people in spanish thread here
>don't speak spanish, using google translate
>someone posts a reply to me
>run it through the translator:

>guy posts message; enter it into translator:


"Applejack has the stronger vaginal muscles.
Rd her cunt stinks
Fluttershy entry discord
Twilight used and dumped by flash
Rarity abused by dogueros
Pinkie all over town

Speaking of purity, applejack is the purest and hardworking."

Anonymous 491010

File: 1420368381059.gif (153.09 KB, 400x300, Rainbow cloud smasher.gif)

>>490839
>lives in a house made of fucking water
>works a job where she explodes masses of water by touching them
>supervises rain up close and personal
>spends her days naked in fresh fresh air
Yes I'm sure her genitals have the stank.

Anonymous 491018

Original text:

"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"(Yes or no)questions, rope, face, and one of these people,screaming, real estate, heavy sea,what better than to have to endure. "

Anonymous 491031

>>491010
it's possible all that moisture would lead to yeast infections, though.

Anonymous 494438

>>466005
Original text:

"Get on with it!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"He bought."

Anonymous 496025

File: 1421639073582.png (Spoiler Image,30.96 KB, 740x194, Untitled.png)

Original text:

"MLPCHAN you fucking scrub i will murder your family and kill you aswell, and all your little precious members too"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"MLPCHAN, co-host you,your family and kill someone killed "


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