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Anonymous 456720

ITT: Quotes.

Any kind of quotes--quotes from celebrities, quotes you heard from someone IRL; motivational quotes, inspirational quotes, philosophical quotes, just plain interesting quotes. I'll start:

>We spend our whole lives being careful and following rules, just so we can make it safely to death.

Anonymous 456727

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>Do not disturb my circles.

Lisbon!waifuvY/O. 456729

“To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?”

Kevin Alfred Strom, apparently a "Nazi pedophile" according to some person on Tumblr (I have no idea who he is but the quote's nice).

Anonymous 456730

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Remember the 60 gorrilion!

Anonymous 456732

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." - Bill Gates

Anonymous 456734

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Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Anonymous 456736

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>>456720
"I'm fucking anything when i'm snortin' It's gonna cost $600 dollars to get my pit-bull an abortion."

"Dirty slut? I bust in it. I don't hit this weed, nigga I dust in it. Where's Miley Cyrus? I'll lick her ass. Where's Richard Simmons? I'll call him fat."

"I'm the sickest motherfucker on this earth. That'll fuck a transvestite, dog, or blue Smurf."

"Bizarre smack a bitch quick, then give her ass and lick while she take a shit. Fuck your period, fuck your rag, Take it in your ass, just like a fag."

-Rufus Arthur Johnson "Bizarre"
That man's words has impacted me and the way I live my life since I was like 10 years old. He's like the father I never had

Anonymous 456738

>>456734

I've heard that before, that's a good one.

>>456736

Lol my best friend is a pretty big fan of Bizarre, apparently he did some song from the perspective of a transexual prostitute?

Anonymous 457001

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"They say 'What you do in life, echoes in eternity'!"

"Stupid Romans!"

Anonymous 457029

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"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

Anonymous 457188

>"Humanity's imprisonment is a kindness."

Anonymous 468064

Dr. Davis, telephone please.
Dr. Blair, Dr. Blair, Dr. J. Hamilton, Dr. J. Hamilton.

Anonymous 468068

>>456729
>“To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?”
wouldn't that mean the rulers are
like
cancer patients and literal retards and other people who are sympathetic because they just kinda got screwed over

Anonymous 468072

"Quotes are for people with no thoughts of their own." ~Anonymous

Anonymous 468081

>>456720
Now - this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky.
The wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the treetrunk, the law runeth forward and back.
For the strength of the pack is the wolf - and the strength of the wolf is the pack

Anonymous 475386

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“And I saw, and behold a white horse, and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him, and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.”

Anonymous 475396

it is apparently not considered a sound business practice to leave one’s customers cowering underneath a table in a pool of their own tears.

Anonymous 475397

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"Ah, horseapples shuckbuttons duck-a dong dowee!"

Anonymous 475406

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Boy, I would teach her how to run up in someone the right way! I would teach her something I call 'road kill." Get it? Because you crash into someone's coon.

Anonymous 475440

"People like to throw around the term: 'Snowflake' to represent their individuality, when in actuality, we're the frozen icicles hanging on the ball hair of life."

Anonymous 475628

>Wednesday, January 5,1944… Once when I was spending the night at Jacque's, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she'd always hidden from me and which I'd never seen. I asked her whether, as proof of our friendship, we could touch each other's breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!

~Anne Frank.

Anonymous 475630

"I don't want anything to do with that whatsoever."

-just an old man

Anonymous 475695

Anonthony!AppLeJAcK. 475696

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Some C.S. Lewis (author of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe if you're an illiterate who doesn't know)

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."

"Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives."

"Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil."

"Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point."

"Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret? There are better things ahead than any we leave behind."

"Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult."

"Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere."

“To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.”

and the big one, of course:

“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

Anonymous 475700

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“Another such victory, and we are undone.”

Pyrrhus of Eprius after defeating the early Roman army twice.

Anonymous 475724

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>>475696
>friendship has no survival value

Anonymous 475729

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>>475700

Sounds like they were pretty pyrrhic victories.

Anonymous 475732

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Lisbon 475744

>>475729

You can't make a pun if that's where the phrase comes from dammit.

Anonymous 476065

"you shoul make video about godziller geting package in mailbox and get happy so he go to tell the evagel 1. godzila walk in on evansgellington #1 who is be jacking off adn godzill gets sad and jump out window but eva1 was actually peting the cat. eva goes to godzila's funral, still jacking off, but evan1 remamber that funerels are bad and sad and suck so he shoots them all with big gun adn kill them al dead an godzil's gohst is like "k thank bro" an they hi-5. the ending.... questing mark?"

Anonymous 476069

why the fuck do you think i'm looking for chun-li fapping material for

~Some guy on 8chan /v/ in regards to so much thin hipped Chun-Li pics

Anonymous 476070

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>>476069

> thin hipped Chun-Li pics


who even that?

Anonymous 476103

>>476070
Idiots. That's who

Anonymous 476478

>>476070
people who know how to draw real human proportions

Anonymous 480899

10,000 years of biological and technological evolution.
The development of the wheel, the lever, mechanics, electronics, computer systems and software: all of the intellectual and technological know-how and discovery over the millennia have all been but stepping stones leading up to this.

A computer generated soldier shaking his groove thang to Funky Town.

My fellow humans, we, as a species, have finally achieved everlasting glory.

Anonymous 480908

Tradition is the corpse of wisdom

-Zed

Truest line in the game

Anonymous 483013

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"This robot is programmed for loving and is fully equipped to take it by force."

"Americans believed so firmly in the power of capitalism that they sold their own country."

"Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution." - Clay Shirky

"Put out the welcome mat, and brew up some iced tea. Shit is about to get neighborly."

"Sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science."

Men rarely (if ever) dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child." -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

"You can tell you have created God in your own image when it turns out that he or she hates all the same people you do." -- Anne Lamott

"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I stole one, and asked him to forgive me." -- Emo Philips

"Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I am pretty sure if you asked “What would Jesus veto?” it wouldn’t be health care for sick kids." -- Bill Maher

And finally, my favorite quote that I wish everyone would internalize:

"

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
"

"Marketing executives around the world would give you a big smooch if they could right now. You have very successfully internalized the axiom that you are what you buy. Life is less about becoming a Renaissance Man (or Woman) and instead has become a consumptive competition. Bravo. Working on a MacBook Pro at Starbucks says something about who we are? I think I'm going to be ill..."

Anonymous 483015

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>>475696
This is pretty great.

Anonymous 483016

>>483013

This sounds like stuff that a 16-year-old liberal would parrot on Facebook.

Anonymous 483020

>>483016
The original quote was
When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.

I can only guess communist was changed to socialist in an attempt by socialists to pretend they were somehow in opposition to the nazis.

Anonymous 483021

>>483020

I meant more the stuff about God.

I mean seriously a Bill Maher quote? That guy is one of the biggest douchebags in history.

Anonymous 483023

>>483016
>>483021
Lol, that's exactly what I thought.

On a similar note:
I find it funny how people keep blaming more and more problems on capitalism as our economy becomes less and less capitalistic.

Anonymous 483029

>>483023
The key to politics is to make a crisis that justifies your goal.

Anonymous 483041

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>>483021

So uh... you don't think people telling you to ask What Would Jesus Do, and then voting against health care for poor people are being hypocritical?

Anonymous 483042

>>483029
The Hegelian dialectic.
Thesis- Antithesis-Synthesis
Problem-Reaction-Solution

Anonymous 483043

>>483041

No, it's just the pretentiousness of the quotes, the way they're said. And also it is oversimplifying a much more complicated problem.

Anonymous 483052

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>>483043

So you're saying what he says is totally legit, and the only problem is that it makes you feel... rustled.

Anonymous 483054

>>483052
It completely illegitimate, just like your birth.

Anonymous 483055

>>483041
>>483052
“Socialism, like the ancient ideas from which it springs, confuses the distinction between government and society. As a result of this, every time we object to a thing being done by government, the socialists conclude that we object to its being done at all. We disapprove of state education. Then the socialists say that we are opposed to any education. We object to a state religion. Then the socialists say that we want no religion at all. We object to a state-enforced equality. Then they say that we are against equality. And so on, and so on. It is as if the socialists were to accuse us of not wanting persons to eat because we do not want the state to raise grain.”

Anonymous 483461

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"Love is like a Beautiful Walt's,many times to get right but when it does it's amazing."
and another "Love is like a duet,one wrong note and it all comes crashing down."
and my all time favorite "TFW NO GF."

Anonymous 484882

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>>483055

Republican detected.

Anonymous 484883

>>483055
Then who should do it? If you genuinely care about that, then either the government does it or people/society do it. And I doubt there is a good way to get people.society to fund it.

Anonymous 484884

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>>483055
>>484883
Overt partitioning of government and society is somewhat artificial, since government is the mechanism by which society at large coordinates on purpose. The most fundamental flaw and feature of government is that you don't get to opt out.

This of course entails a loss of freedom -- whatever society decides by way of government, you will have to abide by. However, prohibiting opt-outs is necessary to coordinate some very useful things. If people could opt out of paying for public goods or abiding by laws, it would probably not go well.

So then the question becomes: which things should be done in such a way that people cannot opt out? This is a difficult question on which people will often disagree.

Anonymous 484903

>>484882
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_voucher
I have few objections to the government(really the tax payer) paying for children's education.
My objection is to the practice of the government abducting children (of the poor) and placing them in what amounts to a prison where they will learn whatever the government decides they should learn.

Anonymous 484908

>>484903
Thank God that only happens in Iran, North Korea, Syria, Pakistan, India, south and central America, and of course in Israhell.

Anonymous 486549

A bullet travels four thousand feet per second...Four times faster than the speed of sound...The effect of that velocity is.... Absolute.

Anonymous 492582

"I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein on World War 3

Anonymous 492584

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ITT: loads of pretentious bullshit.
Here, have some more.

Anonymous 492608

>>492584
Not sure I get this one.

Anonymous 492618

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>>492608

It's a poetic way to say that foolish people don't learn from us wise philosophers, because they just squint at us ignorantly with their beady little eyes and tell us to stop mouthing off at the office ignoring everything we taught them. But a wise philosopherish person can learn not just from fellow wisemen, but even from stupid bossy muggles who, when they flap their jaw, teach said philosopher about what stupid and petty people they are. Because wise philosophers are super better than stupid foolish plebs.

Anonymous 496205

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Anonymous 496206

It is better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you HAVEN'T done.

Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33u9FXEpgzA

Anonymous 496207

Anonymous 496230

>>476065
All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination.

I must be cruel only to be kind.

The only thing necessary for evil to win is for good people to do nothing.

Death is as powerful a weapon as it is an easy escape. With it, heroes pass into legends; legends pass into myths; myths fuel new heroes.

If you win, say nothing; if you lose, say less.

Anonymous 496286

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars.

Anonymous 496490

Real eyes realize real lies

Anonymous 498802

"Don't worry imma hold you down" -DJ Khaled

Anonymous 498839

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.”
― William S. Burroughs

Anonymous 507146

"TAKING FIRE FROM A CUTE LITTLE PANZER! FUCKING ADORABLE, LIKE A PUPPY. KILL IT!!"

-Soviet tank driver from CoH2

Anonymous 507325

Poor workers blame their tools. Good workers build better tools. The best workers get their tools to do the work for them.

Anonymous 507347

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"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

Anonymous 507381

"The history of the human race is a history of increasing dependence of society on a new technology with unpredictable side effects that end up requiring the creation of, and the increasing dependence on, a new technology."
"Humans want to build machines that think like humans while machines are already building humans who think like machines."

"It is the pursuit of happiness that makes people unhappy."

"As we live, we talk less and less about the things we really care about because we learn that that is not what life is about."

"It's not about where you are but about who's around you."

"It is cool to behave different only when everybody else is behaving that way."

"We are swimming in the lake in which future generations will drown."

"Fear of the world created the gods that created the world that we fear."

"If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a marketing commercial to sell ducks."

"The world is divided into the ordinary and the extraordinary. The problem is deciding which is which."

"Physics is an illusion. What it reveals is the structure of our brain, not the structure of the universe."

"The success of most high-tech projects depends not on making smarter technology but on making dumber users".

"A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world."

"We are what we find, not what we search for."

"The best books are those you don't want to finish reading because you hate the idea that they will end".

"Thankfully we cannot understand the universe."

"There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity."

"Most books are about aspects of human knowledge. Few people write books about human ignorance, despite the fact that there would be much more to write about."

"Questions are more important than answers."

"Most of political history is a story of very stupid individuals doing very stupid things that are sold to future generations as heroic."

Anonymous 507403

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Anonymous 509385

When you pray for rain, you have to deal with the mud too.

Anonymous 509386

No one can say you're weird or stupid without your consent.

- hottopic employee i know

Anonymous 509387

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>>476069
Chun li without big hips is like a house without a roof

Anonymous 509415

"TALK SHIT GET HIT"

Anonymous 509417

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I PUT A DICK IN HER EAR, DICK IN HER EAR
DICK IN HER EAR, DICK IN HER EAR!
FUCK 'ER IN THE EYE, FUCK 'ER IN THE EYE
FUCK 'ER IN THE EYE, FUCK 'ER IN THE EYE!
BLIND THE BITCH
BLIND THE BITCH
BLIND THE BITCH
BLIND THE BITCH

Anonymous 509441

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"God damn I love being white"

-/pol/ after Darren Wilson verdict

Anonymous 510303

There's so much going on here that's just downright nonsensical.
>An EEL sprains its "ankle" running from a robot
>An emperor manages to beat the Jewish God in Rock Paper Scissors and proceeds to buttfuck him
>Not Important snuggles with an effeminate man
>A skeleton dressed as Santa gets set on fire

~Someone from the 8chan /v/ Hunger Game threads

Anonymous 513793

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“That’s the problem with life, right, either you know what you want and don’t get it or you get what you want and then you don’t know what you want.”

Anonymous 513801

>>513793

more Bojack:

>Maybe some of the troops are heroes but not automatically. I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks. Most people are jerks already, and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero.


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