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Anonymous 512371

It's not arson if I'm on the SWAT team, this is America.

Anonymous 512472

Try to imagine what dirty talk would sound like in Breezie language.

Anonymous 512477

>>512472
"I'm fair and squarely fucked."

Anonymous 512482

no matter how much you want to look like a tough guy, picking your nose with a loaded MAC-10 is still a bad idea.

Anonymous 512487

How do you know Link doesn't identify as a woman?! Stop being Transphobic!

Anonymous 512567

ARE YOU AWARE THAT I FUCK DEMON FORTRESSES?

Anonymous 512575

THAT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD CAKE UNTIL YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING FAT ASS ON IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous 512584

I don't think fucking a blood sucking parasite is something we want to do.

Anonymous 512586

>hotter and hotter grows your prick
>you whammy it into twilights ear
>nothing
>she's clean

Anonymous 513019

Anonymous 513054

I can't tell you how many times I've walked in on my gf doing my stepmother in the kitchen.

Anon­ymous 513082

I just had a thundering orgasm.

Anonymous 513085

"Hey, you've got balls. Metaphorically speaking. Please don't grow actual balls."

Anonymous 513087

My girlfriend is an 1975 AMC Gremlin, and we are soul-mates.

Anonymous 513351

WHY WOULD YOU PUSH AN ARROW DEEPER INTO THE WOUND TO REMOVE IT I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BATTLEFIELD MEDICINE BUT RAMMING SOMETHING POINTY INTO YOUR ORGANS DOES NOT MAKE THE WOUND BETTER IT MAKES YOU DIE FASTER.

Anonymous 513488

Use a speculum to separate the anus, then just pull the broom out.

Anonymous 513527

If I had knowledge that the U.S. government had a picture of my dick, I would be very pissed off.

Anonymous 513554

If you claim to be a feminist but have never seen godzilla fight the dark lord cthulu, you are not a feminist

Anonymous 513688

This is even more anime and terrible than most of the explicit art on here.

Anonymous 513696

I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up

Anonymous 513745

Aliens don't believe in capitalism, they are clearly imperialists

Anonymous 513766

>When we checked the asphalt pile for ieds we found a rubber chicken.

Anonymous 514354

>HE NEEDS TO BE STARING AT MY ASS
>HOW ELSE WILL HE LOVE ME

Anonymous 514551

"15 up-minutes? That's almost as long as it'd take to find another reality of hobos!"

Anonymous 514581

How can my S.W.A.T. unit possibly be this cute?

Anonymous 514592

>You know you want her soft, silky clothes, fresh from her butt.

Anonymous 514604

>Need to find our sister
>She probably lost as well
>Touch yourself, thinking about her

Anonymous 514612

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Anonymous 514687

Have you ever anally penetrated a rhino with a small car? I have.

Anonymous 514689

The DJ, who I know is definitely for real, interrupts me by falling onto my seat, leaning over me as she straddles my pelvis. Her hands rest on the top of the booth wall, supporting her as she moves her face towards mine. The very tips of our muzzles touch. “Are you going to keep denying the existence of the almighty Vinyl Scratch?”

Anonymous 514741

it turns out all that sedate studiousness he thought was his personality was actually the calm before the dick storm.

Anonymous 514785

Somebody stabbed you with your own arm!

Anonymous 514816

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Anonymous 514996

>/v/ - Scientific studies of Samus' Ass, 7 days a week, 24 hours per day

Anonymous 515206

Santa's brother is here in your area causing mass hysteria.

Anonymous 515516

This is pretty awesome. The dicks look a ton better here.

Anonymous 515669

Can you jerk off please while I drive? It just inspires me.

Anonymous 515682

I really appreciate you sucking my dick, but I need to do my taxes

Anonymous 515696

gimme some dat sonata boi, and I'll give ya a microwave oven

Anonymous 515701

i wish i could have my genitals shitposting on the internet while i sleep...

Anonymous 515702

Sometimes your ovaries just need check their email.

Anonymous 515703

he massaged her breasts with a level of fascination, usually only achieved after taking class-A drugs.

Anonymous 515704

She nodded as best she could, given she was deepthroating herself.

Anonymous 515716

"Oh god, I'm giving birth, your fucked me into labor and now my baby is coming out as you fill me with more seed."

Anonymous 515719

They're wearing helicopters on their feet and that helps them get up mountains.

Anonymous 515753

Guess this is why you don't stick a fucking glass rod in your dick.

Anonymous 515800

I'm fire. Time to pour more gasoline!

Anonymous 515802

You're just jealous because you don't rape children!

Anonymous 515817

I don't want to make this awkward man, but you don't have nipples.

Anonymous 515842

ROCK HARD DICKS, next on ABC Family!


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