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Diaper Thread Do you think this is cute?
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Fuck da context In this thread, snippets drawn without explanation from a greater whole.

Spoiler lewds.
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You see luna on top of you what do
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The end is neigh.
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Corruption Thread Ladies and Gentleman, it has been too long.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite ponies explored the dark side of their world- Dark magic, changelings, corporations, death, crazy women, cocoons, evil of all varieties, drugs, and fridge horror? Then this is the thread for you!

Popular Contributors:
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Milky Way General 87: Comfy Edition #Mature
Lets get this started again, plus points for Milky with comfy socks.
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I miss the early nineties when you could be openly homophobic.
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Diaper Thread #Mature
/mlp/'s got scruffed. So we setup shop here now.
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Vidya What vidya have you been playing recently /anon/?

This is on sale digitally for the 360 for a mere five bucks today, and since I have already beaten and enjoyed the previous one (Arkham Asylum) I figured I'd snatch it.

I've gotten a little ways into it, it's more of the same, but pretty fun. I'm not even a major Batman fan, but these games are great. Beating the shit out of hordes of freak thugs is satisfying as hell. Also gliding and swinging around the grim city is fun too.

Video game thread
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Horsecock Worship General #Mature
might as well get the balls rolling~
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Utility thread for linking. Also furries... #Mature
[Your porn goes here]
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Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy (CYOA) #Mature
Continuing from >>363505, since that thread hit the bump limit.

This is "Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy", a CYOA story about exactly what it says on the tin. It was originally titled "Purple Pony's Puzzling Pregnancy", until the puzzle was solved.

The story so far can be read here:

If you're too lazy to read through all of that, here's a spoiler-rific summary of the main plot points thus far:

I lied. Sorry, no shortcuts here. Just put on your big kid pants and read the damn thing. Things will run more smoothly if everyone is on the same page and we don't have people bringing up questions or suggestions that have already been addressed earlier in the story. Yeah, it's long, but if you don't feel like reading, a CYOA thread probably isn't for you.

Now that the story out of the way, let's go over the workings of the thread itself.

This thread is marked as #Mature to keep our options open, but the story so far has been work-safe.

I try to make decisions in the story based off of consensus in the thread, so you're encouraged to talk and strategize amongst yourselves. However, I try not to allow this policy to cause the thread to stagnate. If someone posts a suggestion, and no one else responds within 24 hours, I'll start writing a new update based off of that suggestion (possibly with a longer wait time for big decisions). If the discussion is active but doesn't seem to be moving towards consensus, I'll pick my favorite suggestion.

I'll try to aim for at least one update a week, but stuff in meatspace sometimes gets in the way, and I'm not gonna go all "Lesson Zero" to try to force something out by a deadline. If there's a long delay and the new update hasn't come out, don't worry; I'm probably not dead; I might just be busy. Or maybe I have writer's block, I'm having trouble getting into a writing mood, but I'm not going to abandon this story without telling you. It may also be that none of the replies actually addressed what to do next; try reading the end of the last update and make sure all of the questions posed have been fully addressed.

That's about it. See the following post for the continuation of the story.
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Browser/Software Ponies #26 "We need more sexy fillies edition"

Dropbox for all thread pictures since thread 4 located here:

Pictures and stories on Google Disk: ujeb.se/softwareponies


Frequent Contributor List:
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Jurassic World http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvu-zlR5A8Q&feature=youtu.be

The time has come and so have I.
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Farts Time for a fresh, new thread!
Post pictures and stories related to ponies farting here.
This thread is strictly about flatulence. Please keep scat in an appropriate thread! Thank you.
The previous thread is here below.
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Ya es hora
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Ass, Glorious Ass Ass thread?

Ass thread.
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Anime thread Discuss all weeb shit here.

I'm downloading both seasons of K-ON with subs now. I've already seen it dubbed, but I liked it so much that I'm gonna watch it again subbed. I had a dream about it last night-- I dreamed there were ten hours of unreleased episodes and I had to hunt through a jungle to find them.

Also when I originally watched it it was shit streaming quality.
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>tfw no gf
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WaW recruitment thread Hello guys. Worlds at War is a political simulation browser game where you control a planet and you manage your economy and military and can wage war and attack others. There are several federations from 4chan boards, like a /k/ fed and a /pol/ fed. The game was reset yesterday, so we have a chance to grow and conquer the galaxy. If you want to join us, the game is at wawgame.eu and our federation page is https://wawgame.eu/federation/2/. Comm Rararaland or Tavimookia for an invite, or link your world name in this thread. Thanks guys, I will be here answering questions for a couple hours if you have any. Im also usually on the WaW irc which is #waw on Rizon. Thanks!
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Second Life General #Mature
RIP Canterlot Edition

Second Life is a large and sometimes complex virtual world, with user-generated content that spans many genres and interests. We explore and interact with this world and its users.

To join the /mlp-anon/ group, send an instant message to one of the people listed here.

-Joining SL-

Account Creation: https://join.secondlife.com/

System Requirements: http://secondlife.com/support/system-requirements/

-Getting Started-

Here is an instructional video that explains how to make an account and get a basic pony avatar: http://youtu.be/riGYGVPKj44

Recommended Third party viewers:
http://radegast.org/wp/ (Text Only)

There is also a list with descriptions of all available viewers here.

-Old thread-
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Teen titan ponies
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Anyone up for a cringe thread?
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Futanarizations #Mature
ITT we find pics of good looking females and photoshop dicks on them.

Taking requests.
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Legends of Equestria Private Server (LoE) - Now with 100% less Russians #Mature
Private Server:

DDL and torrent link:

1. Download the game and private server in their respective links.
3. Extract the server files to their own folder.
4. Have both the Private Server Folder and the Client Folder up at the same time and align them together.
5. Drop the file from the Private Server Folder into the Client Folder. (it should have the game exe and data folder).
6. It will ask if you want to replace files; say yes and move/replace all conflicting files. This also indicate that you are following these instructions.
7. Once that's done, open serversList.cfg in the data folder
8. Copy and paste at the end: Online (Fross new);;5214
9. Open up LoE_PrivateServer.exe
10. Start up the client, and click the normal login button, not local login.
11. A list of servers should pop up. Go to the Fross server or the server from the list above, if you added them beforehand.
12. Make your pone and autism away!

Custom Cutie-Mark Mod with Instructions: http://pastebin.com/eRX50njV
Older Private servers: https://github.com/tux3/LoE-PrivateServer/releases/
Ohayocon 2014 Client: http://pastebin.com/Q3pFA6U4
RP Cutie mark stories: http://pastebin.com/2pjis0js
Art: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/bo33g785bnp2cdo/OBvIz0rVSJ
Old Pastebins: http://pastebin.com/K0mW0JG7 http://pastebin.com/P0U3dHnH
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A Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals' #Mature
Welcome to the revival of `Of Colts and Foals'. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this story, it can be found at the following address:


It's the beginning of the 8th day, since arriving in Ponyville for the seemingly boring job of reperation from the Ursa Minor attack and encroaching on a certain purple unicorn's experiment that would change the lives of Ponyvillians forever.

I'm not at all certain how the story was being written, but I'll try to continue this CYOA in the best way I can.

Here's the last block of the story so far:

>You excuse yourself for the evening, thanking Mayor Mare for her time

>You leave the two with each other, as they begin chating about… economics or something once more.
>You though, had a pink pony to attend to
>You make you way to sugar cube corner, and although it was closing time, the cakes let you in when you mentioned you were a friend of pinkies
>You smirk widely as the round earth pony is still tied up where you left her
>Pinkie's eyes go wide, and she smiles when she sees you, as you get up on the bed with her.
>She giggles a lot as you kiss her, and rub her taunt middle, smiling at you
>She said she was worried you forgot about her, and was being a good broodmother, she didn't struggle or anything!
>You just smirk, giving your pet a peck on the cheek, before resting your head down next to her
>You could smell the need of Pinkie's sex, you knew it would be driving her crazy, but she needed to be put in her place
>So for tonight, she'd have to rest, tormented by her sexual urges unable to do anything while you slept nearby
>Needless to say she didn't do well, and she was contently struggling at her bindings all night
>You though slept like a foal, throughout all the noise and movements.
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Have you been smoking the Devil's Lettuce today?
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Roleplay Thread: Chaos Edition Step on in, Anon.
Try to catch your favorite pony and talk to them.
Go on an adventure.
Cause some chaos!
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Ya es hora
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>not loving the wink

tfw you will never get to suck and lick on that plump winking clit
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Pony Scat Thread #4 #Mature
Previous dump: >>248101

The one stop shop for anything MLP and fecal related!

Current writers:
______: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/______
Vertigo: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Pervertigo
Bush: Unknown
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Fat Pony Thread #Mature
The fuck just happened? edition
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lets get some good vinyl butt
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r63 on normal thread #Mature
There got to be a better term for this
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How do i pony m8s? help me. ManDude is a brony. How do i pony m8s?
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>You come home and walk-in on your waifu with another man/woman
>What do?

Also, what is your opinion on cheating, cuckolding and/or netorare?
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Gilda Thread #Mature
Post best griffon/human here.
No dweebs allowed
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Something I thought of when I heard the words in the episode...
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Lol. Just now filed my taxes.
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Can you feel the love tonight?
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Hey fagget,
my eyes are up here
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I completly forgot about that imageboard.
Just here to check if that still exist or not.
Also, Vinyl.
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Let's have a serious discussion about PurpleTinker for once... Caution: this is a cringe thread.
Just encountered this post, and lost the remaining respect I had for PT.

Sean's between life and death after getting hit by two cars. And this guy here, this degenerate, self-proclaimed horsefamous whore has nothing better to do but criticizing people who say
"my prayers belongs to him"

How is it possible to be such an inhuman piece of shit, Anon? I mean, literally how? I checked, his Twitter isn't hacked. Despite being atheist myself, I just want to punch his face like the fist of an angry god right now.
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I give you mlp game reviews, /anon/.

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I'm shilling my old Brony collection filled with MLP themed comics, cards, binder, convention passed etc. Most of which are show VA signed.

No bids so far so you'd get it @ $100 instead of the $500 Buy Now price.


Also FREE shipping
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Bat Pony Thread MLPchan edition

Writers pastebin:

Stories listed by Bat:

The archives up until now are at:

Google Disk for all thread pictures:

We even have our IRC channel:
Channel: #bat
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Maternity Ward 6 (Bundle Joy/Breeding General): "Life Begins in Bundle Joy" Edition #Mature
Previous Thread: >>252458
Tumblr: http://askbundle-joy.tumblr.com/

• "Bundle Joy Origins":
• "Stuck in a Rut":
• "Botanophobia":
• "Romance of the Three Mascots":
• "Hard Cider":
• "Hard Cider 2":
• "Mr. Womanizer":
• "Fluttercheese":
• "Fertility Aspect":
• "Flitter & Breeding Season":

Choose Your Own Adventure:
• "Of Colts and Foals" (dead):
• "Luna Broodmare CYOA":
• "Purple Pony's Puzzling Pregnancy":
↳ >>363505

From /mlp/'s Pregnancy General

Happy Zombie Jesus Day, everypony! 4/20 BLAZE IT

Wow, the previous thread was a roaring success; the quantity of Bundle Joy fanart has skyrocketed! On that note, I have a suggestion for the Maternity Ward. If you're a drawfag and visit this thread, especially if you plan to promote your work and/or take requests, try to draw at least one image of our mascot. If you come here and ask for suggestions as to whom to draw (without drawing BunBun first), you'll be called a n00b and told to RtFM.

This is just a suggestion, not a rule, and there'd be no way to enforce it even if it were a rule. But still, Bundle Joy needs some love, capisce? Don't make BunBun sad. :(

Also, Bundle Joy has a birthday coming up on the 16th, so suggestions on ways to commemorate the occasion would be greatly appreciated! Her ask blog is looking for illustrators, so if you're a drawfag with enough free time, contact the mod through Tumblr by submitting an ask to the blog.

Just as a point of clarification, this thread is called the "Breeding General" for a reason; its scope is a bit broader than /mlp/'s Pregnancy General. You are of course still encouraged to post pregnancy stuff, but insemination, oviposition, birth, breastfeeding, and so forth are also welcome! [?](And I think I'll add unbirth to that list too, since it doesn't seem to be able to sustain a thread on its own.)[/?]
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I fucking love shitposting so much.
the weeb life is the good life i tell you.
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Debate me, you will loose.
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"Useful software to handle your pony pictures" thread Hey, people. I thought this application would make you happy.

He dares to adventure into your awful porn pony folder in search of duplicated pictures or simply too similar ones. He doesn't care about resolutions or different filesizes.

When he finishes comparing every pic with every other pic, he starts listing the files he thinks are too similar, and shows you both pictures for you to judge I they're the same or not. If so, you can delete one of them.

Wonderfully useful for finding uncensored versions inside your own gallery.

Check it out.

There's also AllDup wich does the same but only compares files byte by byte, so it won't catch different resolution files, only exact duplicates. It does delete them all automatically, so its usually faster than the other.

I reccomend passing AllDup first, and then, when you have time, use SimilarImages to catch the "similar but not exactly th same" ones.

Both programs are currently helping me a lot cleaning my 14gb absolutely SFW folder.

Do you think they can help you too, anon?
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Whoa whoa whoa, hold on. I remember introducing mlpchan to Tina as the RL Rocktavia some time ago and no one seemed to have heard of her before. Now it turns out she's recorded with Will Anderson for an episode?

Will, are you lurking here? Reveal yourself!
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First bad song in this season.
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>Sorry Anon, but the Bible forbids sex before marriage!
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dumping comic
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Screencap Thread Post your best screencaps here.
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Drunk Thread There used to be one of these every night.

I'm home alone pounding cider. What's up with yall?
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ITT: Quotes.

Any kind of quotes--quotes from celebrities, quotes you heard from someone IRL; motivational quotes, inspirational quotes, philosophical quotes, just plain interesting quotes. I'll start:

>We spend our whole lives being careful and following rules, just so we can make it safely to death.
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ITT: Cliches you are absolutely sick of (doesn't have to be MLP) >action video game
>spend approx. six hours brutally slaughtering hundreds of enemy soldiers
>finally get to the head of the enemy army
>about to kill him
>suddenly your ally says "Wait! If we kill him, we'll be just like him."
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do you think this kind of autist-labelling shit is necessary in a pony convention?
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>hiatus ended
>/anon/ is just as slow as always
why nobody cares about glorious /anon/?
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Twilight is giving you a choice.

You can choose a pony you want to fuck and Twilight will transform another Anon from here to look like that pony and you can fuck them. The Anon will still have their same personality, but they'll look like the pony you chose.


You can choose to transform into a pony that another Anon wants to fuck. You get your horsepussy, ponut, or mouth fucked.

I am interested to see what you guys choose.

Also, if you feel inclined to, provide details. If you chose to fuck an Anon as a pony, what you would do to them? If you chose to be a pony, what would you do the person who's going to fuck you or what would you like to have them do to you?
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I came here to laugh at this /mlp/ along with the rest of the chan that shall not be numbered is down tonight.

Checked the blog. Nothing has been updated since luggage lad jumped ship.

All I wanted to do was laugh at the Steven Universe General on /co/ and this shit has to happen. At least I got my download of tonight's episode before everything went black.
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I best hope you shulks drink piss daily.

Really, I have a unbelievably low tolerance for non-Urine consumers.

>We are the Urine's People
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Dear /anon/

please kill commit memes Overused and rebel against Ruby of Narnia Hotwheels is faggot killer cripple trips considering the retarded midget with crowbars in my rainbowdash Swatting ponuts we hope S5 will rek rarifags and benis Rape cockslap nigger tumblr KKK Niggers tongue my in Starlight ponut taste horse semen with controlled ejaculation crotchtit milk and sunbutt craps all the cucks pone is love you are my amorcito why shrek did cum Excremint inside best twilight Sprinkle socialism makes is Fruityass YEE MEGATRON faggot Horsecock fullretard Ronpaul 2016 and Kikes devastate Ponut fnord prefect sandnigga Sexual deviance CONTROLS Tumblr with dildoes from Anita black

Sincerely regards
Nigger sadfrogs may-may

With love from /pone/
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Funny thread
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In which we discuss our 4chan bans My IP changed about a month ago. Just noticed this. I managed to get banned for not posting anything at all :D

In other news, apparantly /g/ and /int/ go all the way back to 2013. And you thought this board was slow!
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Any news on MFA2? a new preview or something?

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I love pooping in diapers.
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And what sane person wouldn't? Just look at those fucking bad asses.

Why haven't you run off to join ISIS yet?
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This is my waifu This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My waifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.

My waifu, without me, is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must cum inside my waifu true. I must cum inside straighter than my enemy who is trying to cum inside me. I must cum inside him before he cums inside me. I will ...

My waifu and myself know that what counts in this life is not the times we climax, the noise of our 'burst', nor the fluids we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit [it] ...

My waifu is love,[ even as I, because] my waifu is life. Thus, I will pleasure her as a horsefucker. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories, her sights and her 'barrel'. I will ever guard her against the ravages of seamen and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my waifu sticky and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before Celestia, I swear this creed. My waifu and myself are the defenders of bat. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of our lives.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!
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/mlpcraft/ - a minecraft factions server designed for roleplaying horsefuckers that want to build a magical kingdom together!


Server will be released this upcoming Friday. Exact opening time will be announced shortly.

>Version 1.7.9 (any 1.7 client will work)

>Map: Eldaria Islands V3.1 - https://youtu.be/STsKFiDWd_0 [Embed]
>Factions server with enchantments and potions nerfed
>Pirate friendly
>A MLP skin is strongly recommended for roleplaying

Ender chests and golden apples will be unavailable to obtain ingame.
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Hot Drinks #1: Really Get You Going Edition Welcome to the Hot Drinks general. If you love tea, coffee, cocoa, or any other type of hot drink, this is the thread for you.

Our theme song:https://youtu.be/_ZXeFPpPJeI

Feel free to pop in and post your current beverage, ask a question, or just socialize.
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Aryanne Story I was looking at my saved text files, and I saw an Aryanne story written by BabsZeed. I copied it on April 11th 2014.

Does anyone know if the story continued, or does anyone have a link to the author's pastebin or something?
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It's happening.

I posted one of these to /oat/ but this will be shorter.

Thank you for choosing to spend time here, and I hope you will continue to enjoy what /anon/ has to offer in the future. I'll put together some contests very soon.
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Ya es hora
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Define the Superior FIM show.

What would it have to do? Great visuals and for the ponies to go into space and terra-form the everlasting shit out of everything?
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Counter Strike Thread Does anyone else here enjoy Counter Strike?

Global Offensive
(and Condition Zero, Online, Online 2 if you count them)

I got into Global Offensive recently and it has been a lot of fun.
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>H-hey Anon. I've wanted to talk to you. I think...I think I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level.

wat do
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Furry fridays
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Happy birthday fedora man!
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So the meathead wormed his way into being a full-blown writer for FiM. VP of Development for Hasbro Studios. Think about this for a moment. The main contact at Hasbro who gives the orders to DHX to obey, now writing for DHX. So he's now both submitting and approving submissions. What could go wrong?
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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This theme is one year old, but now without the music. It's sad how slow is this place now.
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Movies/films/flicks Alright /anon/ I need you to help me decide what movies to watch next.

Here is what's in my Netflix queue:

>Get The Gringo

>Machine Gun Preacher
>Killing Season
>House Of Flying Daggers
>Hellraiser (the original)
>The Host (the Korean monster film, not the terrible Stephanie Meyer one)
>Kundo: Age Of The Rampant
>Twin Peaks (this is actually a TV show but whatever)
>IP Man
>The Man Of Tai-Chi
>The Master
>Once Upon A Time In The West
>The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (original version, not the American remake)

and this is what I have downloaded to my computer completely legally:

>Death Wish 3

>Death Wish 4
>Madeo (aka Mother)
>Memories Of Murder
>The Equalizer
>The Yellow Sea
>Versus (ultimate/director's cut version)

and finally, here is a list of movies I plan on downloading at some point:

Movies like Kill Bill "except better":

>Legend Of The Drunken Master

>The Prodigal Son

Films about crime investigations that steadily become more and more disturbing:

>Hardcore (the 1979 film, not the upcoming one)

>L.A. Confidential
>The Ghost Writer

Korean revenge movies:

>The City Of Violence

>The King Of Pigs
>A New World
>A Dirty Carnival

Ultra-violent westerns:

>El Topo

>Django (the 1966 version, not the Tarantino film)
>Cut-Throats Nine

I think that's everything. Also generally movie thread.
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Pony Piss Porn Thread #Uhhh...4 I think #Mature
Um…let's see…come here to post images, gifs, stories, etc. of ponies, anthro ponies, or even humanized ponies, urinating, wetting, engaging in watersports and/or golden showers, drinking pee, etc.

All writebros are eagerly welcome, we need new blood in here, we thankfully have one amazing writefriend who writes for both here and the scat thread. Also feel free to dump your collection of pony piss porn pictures. We really appreciate it (all four-six of us, lol).

Using a name because I'm gonna post something brief I wrote in the next post(s) to get things going.

Notice: Please do not post scat here, we have a separate thread for that because a lot of people who enjoy piss do NOT like scat:


Also here is the previous piss thread, in autosage (autosage is after 400 posts):


Let's all embrace our perversions!

Oh, and please don't spoil any images, we already have the Mature tag.
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Confession thread
I watched less than 10 episodes of mlp fim
and I thought rainbow dash was a guy :|
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traps? :3
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>Suddenly Sunset Shimmer sits next to you at church
What do?
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Beard Pony
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Satyr Porn #mature

>What is a 'Satyr Porn' thread about?

A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the porn and fapfics about these fuckable creatures.
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Will you change my diaper?
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/mu/ Well, We do need one, tbh
Let's do this.
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Kill it with fire
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Post your desktop background / mlpchan background
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Applejack #Mature
Honest Thread for Honest Pony

Strong Thread for Strong Pony

Best Thread for Best Pony.
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Music thread. Talk about music. Make sure everyone knows your music is better than theirs.

I'll start.

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Waifu thread #Mature
Lets have a good old waifu thread. Don't worry, this is a judge-free environment. Even if you have the worst waifu of all we won't judge.
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On March 24, flight 4U 9525 crashed with no survivors


>les Bains region
>plane crash with no survivors
>Dark Knight character look alikes, particularly Dr. Pavel, are in first press photos
>Brice Robin is the first to report wreckage status
>Germanwings has 4 observable “u”s in its logo
>frame 9525 in DKR is exactly when the plane scene ends
>the date of the plane crash, 3/24, is the minute mark where Bane is first revealed

>Egregore (also egregor) is an occult concept representing a “thoughtform” or “collective group mind”, an autonomous psychic entity made up of, and influencing, the thoughts of a group of people.

>a meme made real
>The first author to adapt “egregore” in a modern language seems to be the French poet Victor Hugo
>Victor Hugo’s most famous work: Les Miserable
>Les Miserable’s story begins in the French town of Digne-les-Bains

>LHC is located in the same region near the French/Swiss border

>LHC was restarted and some tabloids hyped the new experiments as possibly aimed at contacting another dimension
>soon after restarting, the LHC experienced an electrical failure on 3/24 and was once again shut down

the Bane opening scene’s most famous meme is FOR YOU

the Bane opening scene is exactly 9525 frames of the movie

Guys, did Bane just break the 4th wall?
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>British students attending a women’s conference at a National Union of Students meeting on Tuesday were urged to refrain from engaging in any clapping, because the sound of hands smacking together was “triggering” anxiety attacks for some of the women in attendance.

>Instead, delegates were told by rely on less psychologically devastating “jazz hands.”
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DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-check my 8
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Nev. Senator Harry Reid announces his retirement http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/03/27/harry-reid-is-retiring-heres-how-the-political-world-reacted/

After months of rumors and speculation, Harry Reid has finally announced his long overdue retirement from the Senate.

/pol/ had nothing to say about this landmark news. Not one thread anywhere in the catalog. One less high profile liberal for them to piss on.
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>be at store
>see pic related on the shelf
>think of ponies
>think of /mlp/ and clop
>get an erection
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Doing anything for Hearts and Hooves day?
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SJW tactics going dildoes PurpleTinker's gratuitously attacking TaoOfMaud, call on SJWs to ensure she'll check her privileges...

You can see the FULL discussion here, so you know who actually started shit.


And guess who's supporting her now...
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We should ban guns cause they kill people. We should also ban cars cause they kill people.
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Look at me Anon.

I only have a few minutes left to live.
I am a living being, a clone, an exact copy, cell by cell of Pinkie.
It's just like if Pinkie Pie had a lot of twin sisters.
But I'm not allowed to remain alive. I'm an anomaly.

My Pinkie senses tells me what's going to happen to all of us in this hall.
Inside of me, my survival instincts are screaming to get away from here.
Twilight will kill us all, one by one, with a beam of high energy protons.
Yes It will be painful, I just hope it will be quick.

I should fall in tears, go mad, panic, but it would make no difference.
Instead, I'm smiling. Because we had fun today. I enjoyed being alive.
I did not waste a single second of the roughly eight hours of my existence.
I just want you to enjoy your life, too. It's short.

Goodbye, Anon!
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Winter Fap-Up #Mature
Winter fap-up, winter fap-up!
Let's finish our holiday queer.
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Fuck /oat/ #Mature
Where the FUCK is the porn on /oat/?
Nigga aint nobody surviving without porn
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Mlp anthro clop thread
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Ya es hora
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I haven't been here in almost a year. It doesn't really look like anything has changed much, but how have you guys been? I've been at /pone/ on 8chan for a while and I've heard something about mlpchan merging with ponychan? I was just wondering if that was true or not. I don't really know what else to add for discussion, I just wanted to see how things have been here.
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Papercraft Ponies Long ago I found the Ceiling Cat papercraft, but what I'd truly want is a Ceiling Molestia or a Ceiling Chrysalis. Does anyone here have the modeling skills to make them?

Any other good papercrafts are welcome as well.
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Pokehidden new sorta banned from equestria
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SJW Steven Universe butthurt thread.
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Why dost Thou reject my beauty
Why dost Thou deny the night
My twilight is full of wonder,
why must my art be absurd

?All these ponies wait in silence?
I will/can not endure much more
This will be the final day ,for tonight the Moon stays

If I'm not mistaken the song is called "Der Nacht" I can't bucking find the song anymore and it drives me bucking insane TT.TT If anyone knows what happened to it I would be very happy ,I also know that there is another song in the same channel with the song named Aegis Shield
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Oh no, not me. I never lost control. You're face to face with the man who sold the world.

>pic unrelated
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Brony artist James Tempest took his own life after a 2 year battle with depression

Rest in Peace

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Tell me, Anon, who would you rather be,

Handsome millionaire here on earth
Homeless earthpony with some really lame special talent there in Equestria

If #1 - let's say your bank account holds $500kk you are very popular with the ladies... or not ladies and life is awesome, though you can lose your money in a couple of years if you are an idiot. You can do whatever rich people do. You can buy stables, buy 6 horses name and color them as mane 6, fuck them all you want or you can hit on mane 6's voice cast if you feel like so.

if #2 - you have no job, no home, no wings, no horn. You had to go through others trash to find food. You might have 4,5/10 appearance if you were clean and did not smell bad. Though you probably might get your life back on tracks somehow and go meet everypony you ever wanted and maybe even more, but not today for sure, empty stomach won't fill itself with food...
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If wearing diapers turns me on could that be considered a sex toy?
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Celstea thred #Mature
Celstea bum is big
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Guardian overanalyzing the brony. https://twitter.com/adamgabbatt/status/576046532786561024/photo/1
How would you handle this situation?
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Ponies and Drugs. Drugs thread?
Drugs Thread.
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What the hell, seriously. This shit happens all the time. Why would you be upset about it?
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Live Action Porn Script #Mature
I was just thinking about how bad story and acting porn tends to have, but I can't figure out why it's so common for them. What kind of live-action pony porn movie would you make if you got the chance?
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According to my studies, being gay is a choice.
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Its been 6 months and I still haven't received my prize for winning that banner contest last September.

Anthony pls.
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lubie placki P: I LIKE PANCAKE?
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i wish everyone was a girl
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Let's have a TRIBUTE to DARK anon being banned on ponychan
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My Massive Pony #Mature
Welcome to the Massive Pony thread MLPchan edition!

As requested from the guys over at /mlp/ we'll be using this thread to post some of our more NSFW content that isn't allowed over at the other thread.

For any of you who only visit this thread and not the /mlp/ one, here are some useful links to some content that has been generated over the last few months (mostly copypasted from the other thread)

You can find our website here:

If you're new or just want to start looking for material, check out this pastebin to help you get started:

We've got a few CYOA. The first is Hexus' Cinnanon CYOA. You can find all the caps right here:

The second is Lunaguy's Tiny Wizard Anon CYOA. You can find an up to date copy of the text here http://pastebin.com/RWa3GMR1

Also by Lunaguy is a brand new interactive story! It's a work in progress, but you can find it here:

Our third CYOA has been unfortunately shelved until further notice. You can find all caps of it here: http://www.mediafire.com/download/yrx68k84xbkbcw7/Macro+Quest+Caps.7z

We also have a fourth CYOA, which is titled Spiritual Success. All parts can be found on N2SS's Pastebin at:

Also, if anyone comes across this thread and wants an updated link to the current /mlp/ thread, feel free to ask.
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Fatpony lives on! #Mature
Old thread was autosaging and almost dead:

Useful links:

Post your favorite pudgy ponies.
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Venerday mlpchan edition You have 5 seconds to prove that you're italian.
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Republicans love America, democrats hate America.
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>not being this dedicated to your waifu
u plebs
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Luna Broodmare CYOA #Mature
After nearly a year, we're back from the dead! http://pastebin.com/TjFndwT9


Now what? Obviously you will need more food to fuel your progeny's growth, so you should set off to the kitchens. Are there any preparations you should make before you go?

Your eyes fall on an abandoned dinner jacket in the corner of the room, and you suddenly feel a rush of remorse for that poor stallion.

You steel yourself, and push the jacket from your mind for now. You can deal with Soarin later. For now, you need food, and soon.

You stride from your chambers and make your way to the kitchens again, who are once again, surprised to see you. It's as if you live here or something.

You clear your throat, and tell them exactly what you need. Food. Lots of food, some healthy food, lots of fattening food, one or two confections, some bulk staples, the works. You order them to deliver the feast to your chambers as soon as possible, and munch idly on some flowers and hay that they have set aside as you place your orders.

They rush about, hurrying to provide top notch food to the entire palace, as well as dealing with the heavy load from your additional demands. It's rather curious to watch them work your requests into the regular rotation of cooking, cleaning, and preparing. Though you feel a slight twinge that they don't make your breakfast a priority.

The hay and flowers you are snacking on seem to only make your appetite stronger, and it's starting to make you a bit twitchy. This prep may take a while. Perhaps you can get something else done in the meantime? You hear of a variety of lotions and salves and ointments that aid the stressed skin and body of pregnant mares. Considering how quickly you are going to be growing, perhaps it would behoove you to pick up a supply?
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/mlp/ coming for a visit looks like everyone's favorite site will be down for a while
how are things here?
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this is nice board
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If you see another sexycute thread, direct them here.

There's something about adorability that makes people desirable. Is it innocence? Youth? Friendly or carefree nature? The idea that (s)he doesn't usually do this?

Whatever it is, it works. So post it.
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Cum inflation thread. I'll dump what i have.
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Pulls bother pinkie fingers #pullsfinger
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mmmmm I just smoked some marajuana it is gut and now im high plz comment if ur high
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Derpy rule 34 thread?
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>An Islamic Tribunal using Sharia law in Texas has been confirmed by Breitbart Texas. One of the attorneys for the tribunal said participation and acceptance of the tribunal’s decisions are “voluntary.”

>Breitbart Texas asked what happens when there is a conflict between Sharia law and Texas law. El-badawi said most of the time, the laws are in agreement. When pushed further he admitted that, “we follow Sharia law.”



I feel sorry for anyone in Texas.
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I want to do degrading sexual things to this young Togruta.
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Well /anon/, I did it.

I deleted all of my porn. All 10+ GB and 3,000+ pictures/gifs/webms.

I did it because I was afraid that if my computer broke down, the person who fixed it would see my porn and think I was a freak especially because of the lolicon stuff.

I also did it because I realized that my porn collecting was just an irrational obsession. I don't NEED to have that much porn on my computer, I never even looked at it, and I still have access to all the porn I want through the internet.

One of the big reasons I saved so much was because I would be afraid that I would never find it again, but...who cares?

I'm curbing my porn addiction once and for all.
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I put ketchup on hot dogs and mustard on french fries.
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Ya es hora
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You wake up cadence is cuddling you what do
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Role play thread. Just Go with the Flow Are you excited?
I'm excited!
Are you?
Because I am!
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What have you dreamed about, /anon/?

I've had dreams about having two dicks. Twice.
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Fart Fetish Thread! Let's get this going again. All pics/stories welcome.
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Pony Scat Fetish Thread: Third Times The Charm Edition #Mature
This is the official destination for all MLP scat porn pics, gifs, and stories.

Below is the pastebin of our most active writer, ShitPissWriteFag:


He also does piss stories without scat, and he's even got a vomit story.

I am going to post my own story in the next posts to get things going.

Reminder: If this grosses you out, all you have to do is hide the thread!!
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I updated my autistic research paper on why the brony phenomenon exists.
Keep in mind the question I am trying to answer is not "why do people like the show?", it is "why did it get as popular as it did?" My mission was for it to be as short and to the point as possible, so I wanted to avoid going on long tangents. If there is something you feel needs to be changed or expanded upon, please tell me.
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>just got back from a first date with anon
>it was fun, but...
>he said nice things about your mane
>he said nice things about your coat
>he said nice things about your eyes
>he said your wings were awesome, which they totally are
>he said he loved your smile, and even put his hand on your chin to sort of hold it up
>not a word about your cutie mark
Is it all physical with him? Does he just not care about your special talent? Isn't he interested in what makes you you?
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Lets have a good old Desktop thread, shall we?
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clopping Hi guys and girls of the pony kind
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We're running with the shadows of the night
So baby take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
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Is it me or is MLPchan getting more active?
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>that feel when you just want to read erotic fiction starring your horsebando and it does not exist
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Oh look, the guy that always talks about how he hates religion is a fat neck beard. What a surprise.
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So! /anon/.

What have you read today?
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Fullchan is kill So.... SJW, Jews, Loominarty, Jehovahs, or Shrek?
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B-but that's forbidden love!
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Alex is looking for talent Want to be part of Alex Hirsch's private army? Just listen to this fucked up youtube video and see if you can meet the challenge.

Bonus points for artists who can conceptualize the tag #PassionOfTheSoos

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Cryptic Horse Porn #Mature
bend of a t-shirt on time
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Which one do you like /anon/?
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The big question:

Would you rather have her, or BE her?
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>And this is our son's room. He's a really big cartoon enthusiast.
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I'm just curious what everyone's first fap for 2015 was.

Mine was pic related.

Also the song you used to bring in the new year?
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I want to be luna's player 2
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eyyyyyy gurl,

u wan go fast?
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Ya es hora!
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So what do humans do when bots do everything better?

Will society become more interested in the arts, exploration, etc. Even though bots will do those too

Or is there a bad end?
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Happy Valentine's Day /anon/. Hope you had a good fap and/or fuck.

Mature-tagged in case you guys want to dump some porn.
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Changeling storm CYOA part two #Mature
Brought to you by angry space marines, anons who can't into jokes, and evil horse pussy.

Old thread: >>246758

>You are the prestigious Queen Twilight, newly formed into a second changeling queen and put in charge of forming your own colony

>With you magic, might, and wit, you've managed to turn Rainbow Dash into your colony champion, now male, larger, swifter, and quite the stud for your eggs. He seems to have developed some natural chitin armor, covering the legs, chest, and thighs, and all the hair except the oddly colorful mane has fallen off, the skin underneath pitch black. Dash's mind has been completely assimilated with yours, and while he's kept his personality, you are the one in control of his will... Though on occasion, he seems to sometimes miss being a mare. If SOMEPONY could practice their low transformation talent, he could just switch.
>And with your natural magical talent, you've managed to create a powerful plant construct that goes right under some of ponyville and sweet apple acres, but because you focused on the farm specifically, it will take some time for it to grow under the town enough to be used for the towns folk.
>It did capture the apple family though, applejack, big mac, and granny smith are hanging in pods on the ceiling, connected to the changeling vines, slowly dispensing their love onto your eggs as they are slowly converted
>Because of multiple changeling-type illusion spells, the library seems empty and locked from every entrance. The tree itself, due to the vine's effects, is changing it's leaves to a purply-black, but the illusion takes care of that too, for now
>Of course, in your absence, they tried to regrow the library tree to a near replica, though it went unused. The crystal tree castle stands on the edge of town, unscouted since your return.
>The cutie mark crusaders have become wonderful changelings, though only Applebloom has her cutie mark. She is currently disguised as the late Cherilee, and will go to the school house in the morning.

>Lotus and Aloe (semi-isolated): 25%

>Applejack: 70%
>Granny Smith: 57%
>Big Mac : 75%
>Doctor Whooves: (isolated) 20%
>Rainbow Dash: Fly/6 Run/6 Fight/6 Trans/1 Magic/1 Sex/5
>Weather manipulation/ Healthy
>Applebloom: Fly/3 Run/4 Fight/3 Trans/4 Magic/3 Sex/?
>Suggestion manipulation/ Healthy
>Sweetie bell and Scootaloo: 100%, healing and finalizing

>8 empty pods avalible

>Honey Dip: 82% milk, sleeping to create more love and conserve food

>Eggs will hatch in 8 days

>Dead foes: Cherrilee (Devoured)

>Right now the school hours are 7:30 to 2:00 in the afternoon

>The shops are open from 6:00 am to sunset, more or less
>The town's public is in a very mild panic over the recent disappearances, though the filles have spread the 'news' about Dashie and the Apples visiting somepony in the hospital
>Rarity and spike should arrive by Friday by your estimations

>It's 6:30 AM Tuesday morning, your magic is recharged

>So, what's on the agenda today?

I'm sorry about the wait. I got caught up in equstria girls nude edits and FO:E. I also set up a derpibooru account, so you can reach me there if needed.
Also, insulting me will not convince me to update. So help me, I can fly this whole thing off the spaghetti rails if worst comes to worst. Not that it wouldn't be fun that way too.
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Daily reminder that you are the Great and Powerful Trixie's bitch.
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Hey look they made a movie about us

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babs thread We need one
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Clean Thread #Mature

Good, clean fun.
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The 4chan Cup This is the unofficial 4cc thread hosted by our greatest ally, mlpchan, because 4chan broke and moot is not picking up his phone.

>what is this?

A virtual divegrass cup with teams based on 4chan boards playing against each other for the coveted third place trophy.

>Are those real people? Why PES and not rFactor?

implyingrigged.info is the official wiki and has all the info you need

>When does /mlp/ play?

Next Friday, but we like to watch the rest of the cup too.
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TFW gotta move 2TB of data across USB 2.0
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4chan cup Horsefuckers is watching the 4chan cup. Come join us if you think you can handle it.

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The 50 pdfs of the official comics, in case you missed the Humble Bundle offering earlier this month.
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Mirror Porn #Mature
Is there any more of this sort of thing?
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RP Thread: Gates of Tartarus The Twilicane has been stolen & twilight sparkle is becoming framed of opening the Friend Zone

The Direction of Answers, is where all Evil Deities are kept
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Roleplay Thread: Post Purge I have no idea what just happened.
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Youtube is ditching Flash, and its not even a Pyhrric victory.

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Motherfuckin' Sockbaby, goddammit.


God, I wish TenNapel would produce more content
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It begins... http://www.electronista.com/articles/15/02/09/french.isps.have.24.hours.to.block.content.following.government.request/

The first round of totalitarian internet censorship in a democratic nation has been launched by France.

Why is this smug faggot smiling?

Fuck it all.
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Tomboy Thread #Mature
Post 'em here so we can discuss everything tomboy related.
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I want the T #Mature
I want the T
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Porn Thread so /anon/ I don't know if you have ever heard of this r34 flash game called Who's Faster but it's hard as FUCK.

>For real, if you don't believe me look it up and beat it. Timestamp.

I fucking won and snagged all the goods via screencap

>If you fags want some hard-earned porn, tell me and I'll dump.
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>stoner pony thread
>some faggots talking shit about they run game. I obviously to the logical option and b8.
>pic related
>Takes it hard in the ass by the hook.
>so now /mlp/ is full of fuck
>168r 72i


>fuck /mlp/ right now

>now errybodys co/mlp/pol/a

>Continuing to talk about shit they ain't know about
>Stupid fucks tried /b/.
>Tells the
>Dank meme
>1) Moot is Vilified of /mlp/
>2) Moot saw his one chance.
>Moot capitalized the situation
>Oy Vey
>More like I'm a fucking Jew
>I now hate /pol/ suddenly.

8 and 3, decides what I deliver?
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I need some coding help. The git patch has some kind of error at line 56 that causes a fatal error, but I don't even know what language its in. I'm kinda assuming its perl.

Here's the link http://svn.spench.net/main/gr-baz/patch/gnuradio-3.3git-740-ge2222445/gr_decode_ccsds_27_fb-viterbi.diff
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>Be me
>stoner pony thread
>some faggots talking shit about they run game. I obviously to the logical option and b8.
>pic related
>Takes it hard in the ass by the hook.
>so now /mlp/ is full of fuck
>168r 72i


>fuck /mlp/ right now

>now errybodys co/mlp/pol/a

>Continuing to talk about shit they ain't know about
>Stupid fucks tried /b/.
>Tells the
>Dank meme
>1) Moot is Vilified of /mlp/
>2) Moot saw his one chance.
>Moot capitalized the situation
>Oy Vey
>More like I'm a fucking Jew
>I now hate /pol/ suddenly.

8 and 3, decides what I deliver?
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Taking things up too many notches So, I went by halfchan to see what was going on at /g/.

When I hit the return key, I got this shit.

Shitchan isn't the only chan enacting this kind of Orwellian faggotry, either.

We are not men. We are robots.

Is this the only way we'll put the end to DDoS?
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Wat r u looking at?
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Hey, can somebody give me some good human x pony clopfics. That would be great.

>pic unrelated
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Kizu when?
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Fun fact: Giraffes have tongues that are 20 inches long.
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Ya es hora
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Nightmare Moon toy gets 1 out of 5 stars, reviewer says "This toy might give [children] nightmares"
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Why Fedoras? Fedoras have become a symbol of autism, misogyny and foreveralone virgins. It's like an uniform for bad social skills, yet majority of their wearers claim they just like their style. Do they secretly want to look like the negative stereotypes, or do all socially awkward people just inexplicably share the same fashion ideals?
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Im stupid So i purposely got myself permabanned from 4chan by doing pic related thinking it would give me more free time and make me productive but if anything ive gotten worse. I now got into anime and have spent over 200 on harddrives to store more anime. My room smells of stale piss botles and protein bars. I kinda wanna get back on 4chan now but dont know how to bypass the ban. Ive downloaded some MAC Adress changing ish some FurFag reccommened i use but its a no go. Any help.
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Cant Sauce is this an actual game? a video? I want source and to know if its fake or something up.

>GoogleImagines not hellping.
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Seth Rogen is now the star of the last movie/show/cartoon/anime you watched or video game you played.

What's it like?
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Hey /anon/, rate my cock
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Absolutely Disgusting Clopfic I appreciate writing and are sort of a writeosexual, so to get my jimmies off I will put characters in absolutely delightful sexual encounters that could never possibly happen. Toying around with this somehow turned into an epic tale that I think to which you might be interested in reading furiously. I'm a little nervous about sharing it though, reasons for which should be clear given the following snippets. I cannot paste the entire huge thing here and don't really know a safe place to put it, but I was just hoping you might let me know if anyone is even interested in something like this.

It’s a pretty basic premise, copied from another story. Discord turns Apple Bloom into a boy during estrus season.

“How do they even masturbate?” Scootaloo exclaimed in a consternation, then blushed and clammed up right tightly.

“They don’t got labia,” Apple Bloom asserted, “That much ah’m absolutely clear on. It’d have been nice if Twilight explained the male side of that diagram, but at least everything was labeled.”

“Sure you didn’t see labia?” Sweetie Belle said hesitantly. Apple Bloom shook her head.

“Might have missed it in the diagram, but when I crashed in on them, hoo boy,” Apple Bloom wiped a bit of sweat from her brow. Was it getting hot out, or was it just her? “Definitely no labia, just that handle thing, which must’ve been the um...”

She looked both ways leaning forward and whispering, “The penis. And also this hangy sack thing. Might have just been underwear though, ‘cause I don’t recall that in the diagram.”

It wasn’t the third spurt that Aura herself orgasmed again. She didn’t even make a single sound when that stuff started to fill her, just slowly lifted her head and inhaled, and then her insides went nuts. That must have orgasm been number three for Aura, all in the span of minutes. Apple Bloom could only look down at the pony in wonder as Aura gasped and shuddered, her cunt throbbing rhythmically around Apple Bloom’s dick even as Apple Bloom’s dick throbbed rhythmically in its own way, with pulse after pulse. One more and it should‒ she felt her semen spurt out Aura’s opening. That’d have gotten every inch of her. And Apple Bloom was still going!

”Why weren’t you at school? Cheerilee said you were sick? Were you playin hookey? Why does it smell like a colt in here? You been seeing a colt? What’d he do to you? Where is he? I’ll what the buck is between your legs?!”

She put her leg down facing the unicorn again saying in a practical fashion, “It’s like... it’s like a runnin’ race really. You have to go and pound your hooves like you were pullin’ the earth around under you, and flex your muscles and get all sweaty and excited. You can’t study when you’re runnin’ but after the race you’re all relaxed and happy, and your muscles make the little twinges in it that let you know you did a good job. You follow?”

Dinky’s eyes fluttered open, seeing Apple Bloom’s member fully turgid for the first time. It almost seemed like she didn’t know what she was looking at. But then her hips started just twitching, and the pitch of her hot breaths rose to a point, then she just gave this adorable squeak and fell over on her side, legs kicking convulsively.

Both Apple Bloom and Archer drifted enthralled to Dipsy’s rump, nostrils flaring and pupils dilating. They knew what was going on long before Dinky did, but even she in her excitement and devotion could not mistake what Dipsy’s firm, round, wide hips carried with them.

“It’s like when Twilight had that drinking problem. You get her in a room with all her friends and tell her she needs to cut it out, and then she can’t leave until she at least talks it out,” Scootaloo explained.

“How do you know about that?”

“Oh, she um, sort of was holding me ransom to get at Rainbow Dash’s secret Cider supply.”

“Diamond Tiara I will buck you until you can’t see no more you nightmare bucking maniac lemme go you bucking lunatic lemme at her I’ll show you a pecking order Diamond I’ll peck you until not even the chickens can find all the pieces get back here you walking bag of horse pies ain’t an apple more rotten than you you, you... worst pony!!”

“Well I guess I’m in trouble then,” Apple Bloom said sadly, “And I guess you’re in trouble too, since you couldn’t watch me like you’re supposed to. It’d be awful easier though,” she suggested helpfully, “If neither of us got in trouble, because I was here this whole time.”

“And then she tried to blackmail me!” the monitor declared to Cheerilee while Apple Bloom just grumbled and looked at the bottom corner of the room. She really had thought that would work too.
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Alright guys here's the deal.

You're sent in to a theme park to clear that shit out. Only problem is it is filled with blood thirsty dinosaurs. The enviroments you'll run into range from Main Street style attractions (close quarters, lots of buildings), science labs (well lit in some places and tight corridors), wide open plains (self explainitory) and big ass jungles.

You can only bring three weapons on this hunting trip. Your main weapon, sidearm, and a melee weapon. You can customize them to your liking.
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>Chrysalis will never ensnare you and force you to impregnate her, her pussy tentacles massaging your ballsack and stimulating your prostate as you pump her full of horsecum

>that feel
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Can we have a Shimmer 1.0 thread? /mlp/ does not like her apparently.

I really fucking hate terms like "waifu" because it's degenerate otaku shit, but if there was anyone that I would use that word for, it would be her.
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Pony Dreams What pony-related dreams have you seen? Post them here!

Here's a pretty long thread about dreams from ponilauta, machine translated:


Here's the original page: http://ponilauta.fi/k/res/8814.html The google translation seemed pretty bad, so what translator would you recommend?

Also, here's also a shorter thread of nsfw dreams, that the google translator didn't even open: http://ponilauta.fi/nsfw/res/336.html
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Nut Pain #Mature
Inspired by the butt pain thread, lets have one for groin impacts as well. Greentext, pictures, if it has pain in the balls post it here.
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Newfag from ponychan Please describe this board for me in your own unique way anons. I want to get an idea of what it's like.
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...an uncomfortably large single point of failure. It's over.

moot is taking himself off the day-to-day operations of 4chan.

Time to break open that good bottle of booze you've been keeping for today.

Remember where you are at this moment. It's the moment we can stand proud, knowing we outlasted the cancer that was 4chan's administration.
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Aryanne thread (nazi pone) Aryanne thread
Everthing aryanne!!
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/mu/sic thread ITT: Music, all genres are welcome, except for EDM and metal just kidding of course

What releases are you looking forward to this year?

What are your favorites so far?

My favorites of 2015 are:

>Panda Bear Meets The Grim Reaper by Panda Bear (psychedelic rock by one of the members of Animal Collective)

>Tetsuo & Youth by Lupe Fiasco (hip-hop, Lupe's best album since The Cool and probably his most ambitious to date)
>B4.DA.$$ by Joey Bada$$ ("conscious" hip-hop, 90s revival, the dude is like 17 and he can spit fire)

Looking forward to:

>new Bjork (it actually just leaked, but in really low quality so I haven't listened yet. Unfortunately people are saying it isn't that good).

>new Joanna Newsom
>new Radiohead
>new Kendrick Lamar
>new Kanye West
>new Death Grips
>new Lil B
>new Olivia Tremor Control
>new Chance The Rapper

in no particular order
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Sunset porn dump #Mature
Join in, if you want too.
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Cannibalism Does anybody else enjoy the idea?
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Pleas vote for The Luna Cypher Pleas vote for The Luna Cypher here https://plus.google.com/+VisualPony/posts/SQ4Q3xvagYx
The Luna Cypher is a sequel to The Celestia Code, that story in term had a lot of adventure, mystery, show references, friendship building and a little slice of romance. I realy want to hear this epic sequel as an dramatic reading. Therfor i need all of you to help me make this come true pleas help me and the 28 others that voted for this comic.

Link to The Celestia Code: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/141549/the-celestia-code

Link to The Luna Cypher: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/175385/the-luna-cypher
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Also ITT clopfics
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Which one are you /anon/?
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Luna and Celestia comic series I know something we can do which doesn't involve kickstarting our own pony mmo or our own animated cartoon series.

You know what's that?
A comic series. A writer and a visual artist(2, maybe 3 people) are much easier to handle than a team of 100 people.

Hold auditions for a writer and put them to write the most fun, innocent and creative Luna and Celestia comic without pushing their headcanons into it, then pick one. Then request or commission an artist to draw that idea with comic panels. Get a colorist too. If you want it done faster then hire 4 artists which can copy outlines and drawing styles.

There's tons of designs and stories to tell about Luna and Celestia.
Especially if you do a babies/fillies alicorn princesses comic.
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Anon, are you into bandage?
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Was this traced from another image?
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Here's something for you guy's to analyze and tear apart.

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Disabilties How do you deal with people with an actual disability? Aspergers, autism, (even though the same thing practically), ADHD, Emotional behavioral disorder, Bi-polar, etc?

I've been dealing with, since highschool, the same person whom is now 22, almost 23 but around mentally 9 on good days, but 90% of the time he is mentally 7. He seems to think I'm Google. He seems to think I have all the answers like I'm a therapist or a dr. I try to explain to him to use Google, but he still gets mad and everything that I can't give him shit.

Last few times I've been with him, he's shown different sides of him. I will admit, I think he's doing better but I think he's holding back compared to what I've seen. He wont shut up about how much he is "Hypersexual" and constantly wants to have sex and jerk off. To be honest, I do not care. My biggest fear for this guy is that he's going to be like in his 40's with his brother as well, his mother is going to die and he's going to have no place to go. His maturity aspect is...like I said, around that of a child and I honestly have not seen that many results. His step dad is not going to tend to him as a "man-child" once his mother passes away, his grandparents? I can't see it either. Both he and his brother have severe autism to the point of a child mentality. I have become his mentor and I am not happy with it. Here's an example:

Last Sunday, he and I were at the mall, we had time to kill, cause we didn't have a yugioh tournament to goto cause it was canceled due to magic. Oh well. We go down to see my friend instead. She's a cool chick I've known and met at Gamestop some time ago (yes I wanna fuck the shit outta her but that's another story). Because we had time to kill, I said, we should goto Target, cause it's across the street. I told her I would pick her something up. [I have an EBT foodstamps card and don't mind doing this for anyone when I have money to use]

She says,"No thanks. Last time I got food from there, I got food poisoning"

He chimes in,"I have 5 dollars miss. You could use that."

I facepalmed so hard in my mind. I think she felt it too."Ok I think it's time to leave. Come on" We leave, as we turn the corner,"the hell is wrong with you? YOU NEVER offer money to people like that."

"What? I was just being nice."

"Yes, I get that. But...That's not how you do it. She said no. I can pay for it. I have EBT. That's how I can get her something. She doesn't know that."



It wasn't easy to explain but I think I might have gotten through to him. At least I tried.

As we are at Target, I got myself a Vitamin water. We goto the candy aisle. I just normally look. don't normally get anything. He looks there and says,"Can I get this with my money?"

"Why are you asking me? I'm not your mom or dad. It's your money. Do what you want with it." he picked up a bag of butter finger bites.

As we were leaving,"I'm not your parent, I'm not your guardian. Do what you want."

"I know anon."

"Let me ask you this. If you spend your money like this, how do you expect to leave on your own when you buy junk food all the time?" I wasn't being snarky. I wanted a legit answer.

"You're right. I should of gotten a healthy snack."

"I'm not saying that you shouldn't of gotten it, but I know how you think by now. You think like a child. A child would get what tastes sweet, what tastes chocolatey. What tastes good to them. Not what's good for you. I don't expect you to get an apple or something but what I expect is that you try to be an adult about decisions."

Later one after his mother picks us up,"I don't want this any more. It's nto good for me" He starts to get all mopey in the car and his mother tries to explain that he can get it that's not it. He just needs to learn how to pick a better snack."

I mean ok, it's like dealing with a child that is living on his own but at the same time not. Have you seen that episode of the Simpsons that Bart says,"I want a divorce from my parents." He's sick of living with Homer the most. He lives in a loft but has no idea how to be an adult. this is sort of that kind of thing.

Like I said, I fear a little for him in the future. How is someone like him going to be able to be on his own? I told him that at some point, we are going to drift apart cause I'm eventually going to get a job, a girlfriend, eventually a wife and have some kids. I'm only 23, but it's still thinking into the future. That's here nor there right at the moment. So, the question is, should I continue to work with this "Man-child" or should I cut him off?

BTW if you figured out who I am from all this, good for you. Let's keep me at Anon.m4a.
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So how about that 4chan mod chat leak tho?


[10:32:48] <yetsturdy> Liryui: I've accidentally dumped more than that in a row on /mlp/, those autistic retards never notice
[10:33:04] <yetsturdy> the only people left on /mlp/ are actually retards
[10:33:21] <Liryui> i see you've misspelled 4chan
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meh mehs Is ``don't bully '' anyone elses favorite /jp/ meh meh? I love running around yelling DON'T BULLY DON'T BULLY while drinking my grape juice but sometimes my mom spoils my fun and tells me I pissed my pants and shit myself and makes me come back in the house. Listen mom I'm 31 years old and I can run around outside and poop my pants if I want to.
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Flutershi thred #Mature
Flutershi bum is big
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I'm into BDSM and kinky shit. And i've been wanting to explore that side of my sexuality a lot more lately. But because of my social retardation, i find it hard to enter the community. There's plenty of places i could go to in my area, and meet like minded people. But my poor social skills are holding me back.

Does anyone relate to these feels?
>tfw no qt Sub grill to whip

Also, horse BDSM thread. To keep it related to an MLP board.
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Ya es hora
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Fit Girls #Mature
Fit Girl thread?

Fit Girl thread.
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Let it go let it go
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You wanna get high sometime /anon/?
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The devil is trapped in my ipod Please help, I have used up over 500 gb on my iPod, but it keeps saying 6.66 gb
Image link : http://gyazo.com/9473797099025ebe8fa61102d9a000ec
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Hola. Que cosas raras suben aquí en este Chan. Solo quise traerles un poco de cáncer visual.
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Happy MLK Day! Happy Martin Luther King Day /anon/!

What are you doing to show your respect for the African-American people?
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Shit thread Dumb your shitty images here you piece of shit

Pony-related or not, i dont give a shit
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So I dropped out the fandom shortly after the scuffening. I thought I was gone for good but I guess the ride really does never end.

I'm not sure why but decided to come back yesterday, /mlp/'s gone to shit now that mootykins has left but it seemed more or less the same as I remembered. Anyone care to fill me in on what I've missed?
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Button's Mom Post greentext and pics of the mom.

u post them lolz.
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HELLO! NOTHING! Why does music on hold stop to announce that "we're busy and you're on hold" every five seconds? What possible purpose can breaking the music, the one thing meant to actually make the waiting bearable, with just FUCKING with the customer?

-We're busy, please wait.
*peaceful music star-
-Hello. You're on hold.
*peaceful music continu-
-Hello. We're still busy and you're still waiting.
*peacefull music is just fragm-
-Hello. You're on hold.

I'm asking it here because even Google couldn't answer that. Just WHY did anyone think this was a good idea, and why everyone keeps using it?
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Pinkie and Mr Hyde http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pre0v7wtWvQ

Can somebody post this on /mlp/ and ask for porn? also give the thread a subject so it can be found easier.
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Bad Translator Because why not?
I'll start:
Original text:

"Hi! Gonna do a translation thread now. Be prepared."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hi!!!!! Ah, Yes, now, what means, it is ready to go."

The translation approves so let's go!
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8chan is under attack It appears that 8chan is being flooded in a denial of service attack. The site has been down over three hours now.

I wonder who is behind this?
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Ya es hora
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m00t Wow, look everyone, we were wrong. Moot is actually a really great guy.


tl;dr: just read the damn thing, it'll take you three minutes
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Daily Reminder
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/temppol/ #Mature
Alright, since 8chan pol is down I'm making a temporary one.

To be honest, I only go on 8chan for vidya and pol, but that's not the point.

Here, we can all point and laugh at the stupid degeneracy of the west, foam at the mouth over Natalia, and discuss things.
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I got these at a bargain bin /anon/

Did I do good?
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Gameloft MLP game I've been playing this for a few months now, and doing spectacularly well considering I have never paid a cent for it. However, I haven't finished the Twilights ascension plotline because I've heard it screws up Derpy by removing her box and turning her into some kind of slendermane-mutant. I haven't found pictures of it anywhere, so anyone have a screenshot of what it actually looks like?
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Anon, can you be feminine and masculine at the same time?
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Clop comic thread
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The return of /mlp/ hardware upgrades and sonic meme edition
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Describe your sex life with a movie title:

The Horse Whisperer
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Milky Way General 86: "GRILL Power" Edition #Mature
OP image courtesy of Stranger Danger

IRC: #MilkBar at www.rizon.net/chat *DED*
CyTube: milkbartube.com/r/mlp


OTHER GOOD TUMBLRS (Yes, they have Milky/Crotchboobs):
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Why are you even watching this shitty show?
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Well that's enough poetry for me. They really fancied up the dialogue far too much compared to the substance that doesn't even make up a quarter of how fancied up the vocabulary is. That and fancy poetry words do not equal good dialogue, if anything it's the complete opposite of what a effort filled and talented writer is all about. It uses archaic definitions and generalistic crap which doesn't equal detailed and smooth prose.
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Why do I get horny whenever I wear diapers?
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8chan How many people came here seens 8chan is down?
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If you had the chance... #Mature
...Would you let Discord have his 'way' with you?

Like this morning I imagined being in a scenario where he magically altered himself to have a giant fucking penis and made it where I could pretty much stretch to any limit without pain and was his own personal cock sleeve until whenever.

Bonus is that I didn't get to cum until he did or I couldn't hold back the force of wanting to blow with a will of a thousand Suns, even if under the influence of powerful magic.
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Are you down with the gang? Can you handle the mare life?
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>there are still Barneyfagging pieces of shit on this Earth
Why won't you retards die already?
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Mature Setting Setter Userscript Just a FYI if you can't get the cookies to stick, then this userscript will make sure Mature threads always display. As the only places that allow you to upload userscripts all require like your Google account name, and I don't want that associated with horse porn, you'll have to just create a new script and copy and paste.

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>you will never fuck a little pony

>you will never have a little pony waifu

>you will never be in the loving circle of friends and family
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Okay everyone. The backups have now been restored.

Please return to not talking in any of the threads and letting everything just sit here wasting space.

Please remember to create plenty of threads unrelated to pony and make sure to never reply in any of them.
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This Meme This may be old, but let's have a thread for it anyway.

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